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Advice, Bad, and God: PSA: Post op? Wash your damn vagina. (self.MtF) submitted 11 hours ago by Ohgodimgross For the love of god this story is disgusting, but if you've had or are having the operation, then I'd suggest this advice Had the op about 5 years ago. So I sort of fell into a slop. I don't really get much action, so I don't really dilate, or end up with anything inside very often at all. At the time I was told to dilate, and douche. I didn't like the douching, and I heard multiple different things from others. "I just dilate then use a pad til the morning" "I just wipe off with tissue and let my body deal with the rest". For me, I just didn't wash inside me, because I didn't dilate, so nothing could really get gross in there, I thought. It turns out I'm wrong. I was having sex this evening, and at one point, I stopped because I felt something weird. So I put my fingers in there and the back of my vagina had a rough, not very nice texture. So I kind of scraped around a bit with my finger and I had a bit of orange stuff come out. Not much, and I'd had yellow stuff before. So I supposed it was smegma The texture remained so I kept using my fingers to work around More and more orange stuff. And finally I took out a weird chunk. A huge chunk. It was a cluster of pubic hair, and orange smegma. And more, and more. Like so much more just kept falling out. So I suppose over the last couple of years, while I've not been dilating, my vagina's slowly let all sorts of hair just slowly work its way up towards the top. And since it doesn't clean itself out, it just accumulates a bunch of dead, gross orange buildup around the hair. PSA: Dilate and douche. I'm never leaving it to get like this ever again cisdude: lanque-hates-terfs: mtfselfdrag: just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🤢 Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it. The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did. please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product. neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.
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Advice, Animals, and Best Friend: HOW TO FIND A LOST DOG On day 12 of searching for my dog in a heavily wooded area, distraught and hopeless, I ran into a couple of hunters. They said they lost the occasional dog on a hunt but always got them back. What they told me has helped many dogs and families be reunited DOG LOST The dog ownerls) should take an article of clothing that has been worn at least all day, the longer the better, so the lost dog can pick up the scent. Bring the article of clothing to the location where the dog was last seen and leave it there. Also, if the dog has a crate & familiar toy, you can bring those too (unless location undesirable for crate). You might also want to leave a note requesting item(s) not to be moved Leave a bowl of water there too, as the dog probably hasn't had access to any. Do not bring food as this could attract other animals that the dog might avoid. Come back the next day, or check intermittently if possible. Hopefully the dog will be waiting there. I was skeptical and doubted my dog would be able to detect an article of clothing if he didn't hear me calling his name as loud as possible all day for 12 days. But I returned the next day and sure enough found him sitting there! I hope this helps someone out there who's missing a best friend. Good luck :) LifeHackable.com vastderp: adorably-confused-fallen-angel: sparklesmccheesy: ittygittydiddynator: iheichouguys: lifehackable: This is potentially life saving information everyone should know. No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it. When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me. Important and vital I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.
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Crying, Fake, and Girls: 0 MY GIRL'S TALL, SOOOO SHE NEEDS LONG PADS, RIGHH U by Kotex @ubykotex Aug 17 he weirdest thing you've he #stuffguyssay pic.twitter.com/QOuMm9OS7Q Retweet * Favorite Konen Reply Flag media Aleysha Fratella.. an earplugor a wee-wee plug?"лу @ubykotex "is that an earplug or a wee-wee plug?"-my father U by Kotex @ubykotex-8h @aleywey Well that's a new one.. #stuffguyssay RETSMEET FAVORITE 7:03 AM-3 Sep 2014 Details Hide conversation Reply Retweet Favorite More fUCK @ButMomltsAUSTIN-Sep 1 "@ubykotex: What's the weirdest thing you've heard a guy say about periods? #stuffguyssay" that's ok I like alittle ketchup on my hot dog View conversation Hyo @TheKimHyo-Sep 1 stuffguyssay" "how's your red sea E R "@ubykotex: What's the weirdest thing you've heard a guy say about periods? red sea nowing?" #sodong periods? Expand 5 FavoriteM L(0/5)L @belovedziall Aug 29 @ubykotex #stuffguyssay "So do you like reuse tampons?" 9:51 AM -29 Aug 2014 Details Hide conversation わ Reply t7 Retweet ★ Favorite More whitney @whtnerrr Aug 27 @ubykotex "You need more than one tampon per period?1 I thought you just popped one in and waited until it's over!" #stuffguyssay View conversation Reply Re Favorite chamtea: ursamajor: piccolowasablackman: hogwartsisbiggerontheinside: darrencrisscrosschrist: jessicakrh: dollarfries: sex education at its finest HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT “so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?” “It’s every month?” “I thought it just lasted a couple years” “It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!“  “Why don’t guys uteruses shed?” *upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?” “Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!” “You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?” “Why are they 7.69 for 10!!” “Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?” crying laughing omigod CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT
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Ass, England, and Horses: capsbum Follow 4ft 8.5" Why 4 FEET 8.5 Inches is Very Important Fascinating Stut Railroad Tracks The U.S Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches That's an exceedingly odd number Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they buit them in England, and Engish expatriates designed the U.S. Railroads. Why did the Engish buid them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who buit the pre- railroad tramways, and thats the gauge they used Why did they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same igs and tools that they had used for buiding wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular Odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of he wheel ruts. So, who buit those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome buit the first long distance roads in Europe (including England for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were al alke in the matter of wheel spacing Therefore, the Unted States standard rairoad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot In other words, bureaucracies lve forever So the next time you are handed a specfication, procedure, or process, and wonder, "What horse's ass came up with this? you may be exactly right Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate he rear ends of two war horses. Now the twist to the story When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, you will notice that there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah The engineers who designed the SRES WOuld have preferred to make them a bit larger but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site The rairoad ine from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel The tunnel is sightly wider than the railroad track, and the ralroad track, as you now know is about as wide as two horses behinds So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass. And you thought being a horse's ass wasnt importanti Now you know Horses' Asses control almost everything Explains a whole lot of stut, doesn't it? djrichiecee This is the single most mind blowing fact I've read on tunbr, every day is a school day-thank you Nice history lesson My daughler and I were just discussing this very subject Source totalharmonyc. ow Phistory un 5,328 notes how space shuttles and horse asses are connected [LONG]
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Birthday, Sherlock Holmes, and Tumblr: WONDER WHAT THE CODE IS 2 4 56 kilt54327 niknak79 tumblr.com Even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations. Good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk *straightens calculator It's pretty likely that it's a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This means that there are: n!/(n-4)!possible orders. As n' is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes. Unless an alarm goes off if you don't get it right in 3 tries. *straightens calculator again* Kick the door in. Well 'technically the code is most likley 1970. Statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. And this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, so that's most likley it. Some Sherlock Holmes just went down over here No, no, no. Don't base your deductions of psychology. Let's talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there's more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first. Sherlock out. Woah. It got better And this is why the Sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it... Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What's memorable about 0791? Try 0719-a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary The light is green. The door is already open. And that's why we have a John Watson. Bless this post!!! #sherlock #photos #text posts #this is like my favourite pos Whats the number

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Fucking, Omg, and Sherlock Holmes: WONDER WHAT THE CODE IS even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk It's pretty likely that it's a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are nl/In-4) possible orders. As 'n' is 4 (number of digits available).4/0t which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes. syd224 Unless an alarm goes off if you don't get it right in 3 tries straightens calculator again* Kick the fucking door in well technically the code is most likley 1970. statisticaly, a majority of people. when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here No, no, no. Don't base your deductions of psychology. Let's talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there's more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first. Sherlock out. woah. it got better secatishet and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it... Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary. The light is green The door is already open. And that's why we have a John Watson otockedshowian This is "top 10 favorite posts" level. I Wonder What the Code Isomg-humor.tumblr.com
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Love, Tumblr, and Blog: hanokaze: The mouse pad that I custom ordered came in today and I love it!!

hanokaze: The mouse pad that I custom ordered came in today and I love it!!

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