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Very planned Parenthood: The Turkey Story So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for into a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house. So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing. Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love are even if they are si In the spirit of going alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad- dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in the backyard where he makes various cured meats and other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for SO Game Hen seasoned that way, for them. Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be- cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius. Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle Cliff s after her So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards, and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement, getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic groups were destroying America. Being that I had close Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to n roughly five times my size. Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and defending him, or telling us we're rotten children for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an ugly mustache My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and my grandfather limps down to the basement and brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him. Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up. We go upstairs and sit down, and do the traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the bread gets passed around the table, and things calm down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all around becuase it looks cool. Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard Munch and shrieks OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out where to begin but since shed been trying to justify Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going. IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and kicking her feet like a toddler Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while my grandmother mouths she's not coming back Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up, are assisted by Dad, who is saintly patient man and less immune to this jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the catholic church and even considered becoming a priest before getting drafted but that's another story)and assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill. I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you some That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that, and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind. Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they went home, and the party got underway properly, with Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For t Turkey has been an staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as good 2. Share the pictures with me, Very planned Parenthood
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ThatsBaller: Lady Gaga Lands $100 Million Deal for Las Vegas Residency at MGM-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ LadyGaga has reportedly inked an almost $100 Million deal for a Las Vegas residency at the MGM Park Theater. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The deal closed this past weekend and it looks like Gaga will be heading to Sin City in late 2018. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Sources say that Gaga is set to perform 74 dates, with the possibility of the schedule being extended. In comparison to her counterparts, Gaga’s deal is top of the line. Pop star Britney Spears’ contract with Planet Hollywood was only for $30 Million and included a two-year commitment. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Gaga broke the news on social media with posts of the deal being signed and a toast with Bill Hornbuckle, president of MGM Resorts International, Chris Baldizan SVP of entertainment booking and development at MGM Resorts, and Richard Sturm, president and COO of sports and entertainment.: #ThatsBaller: Lady Gaga Lands $100 Million Deal for Las Vegas Residency at MGM @balleralert ATER ARK THEATERA ARK THEATER TARK THEA ThatsBaller: Lady Gaga Lands $100 Million Deal for Las Vegas Residency at MGM-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ LadyGaga has reportedly inked an almost $100 Million deal for a Las Vegas residency at the MGM Park Theater. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The deal closed this past weekend and it looks like Gaga will be heading to Sin City in late 2018. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Sources say that Gaga is set to perform 74 dates, with the possibility of the schedule being extended. In comparison to her counterparts, Gaga’s deal is top of the line. Pop star Britney Spears’ contract with Planet Hollywood was only for $30 Million and included a two-year commitment. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Gaga broke the news on social media with posts of the deal being signed and a toast with Bill Hornbuckle, president of MGM Resorts International, Chris Baldizan SVP of entertainment booking and development at MGM Resorts, and Richard Sturm, president and COO of sports and entertainment.

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thefandometrics: We did it. We made it through! 12 months. 52 weeks. 365 days. 8,760 hours. 2017 is almost over. Let’s celebrate the stuff that made you happy. Here’s a toast to your favorite things on Tumblr. This is Tumblr’s Year in Review: 2017We looked over thousands of lines of data, scouring each and every popular tag in each and every popular category. We sorted this data with our very own Fandometrics rating technique, the pleasingly scientific system that measures searches, original posts, reblogs, and likes to rank your enthusiasm and love. For the first year ever, we have a community guest post. Meme Documentation (@memedocumentation) got deep into the nostalgia surrounding 2017’s most popular memes.Have questions about how this works? Wonder why Guy Fieri is not on any of these lists? Ask away! We’re going to answer your questions live on our Instagram on Wednesday, December 6 and again Wednesday, December 13. Now here’s what you’ve been waiting for. Tumblr’s favorite things in 2017:ShipsRemember: If your OTP didn’t make this list, it’s okay. It just means you are directly responsible and should’ve made more posts about them.Animated TVThe only list where a self-loathing horse and an extremely rich duck can be found in competition with each other.Live-Action TVIn the golden age of television, every single one of these is a winner. Some are just winnier than others.MoviesMoonlight beat La La Land in this list, too, but neither were No. 1.ActressesYou like them! You really like them!ActorsOnce again we find ourselves with a disproportionate amount of men named Chris. No one is complaining. Especially the men named Chris.Models20 women who have perfected everything from their smizes to their struts.Television PersonalitiesThe alternative name was “people who get paid a lot for being themselves on TV,” but that wasn’t very catchy.AthletesFor a community based on competition, the sports community on Tumblr is incredibly supportive and kind.Wrestling SuperstarsHit up this link or we’ll break out our meanest piledriver.Web SeriesWe put all of your favorite stuff from the internet onto one list on the internet.Web CelebritiesThe definitive list of your favorite YouTubers, Twitchers, and podcasters.  Solo ArtistsWe’re warning you now: Taylor Swift was knocked down a peg. There’s a new No. 1 in these here parts.BandsFive of these bands have numbers in their names, ranging from one to 1975.K-PopGet your light sticks ready!K-Pop Band MembersDid your ultimate bias make No. 1?MusicalsWhile we’re talking, let us offer you some free advice: Block less. Reblog more. Let your followers know what musical you’re against or what you’re for.Video Games⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️BooksYou asked, we delivered. Feast your eyes on these words, you incredible bookworms.AuthorsFun (?) fact: This is the only list in the batch that features a man who died over 400 years ago.Anime MangaYou’re gonna triple axel when you see what’s No. 1.Tumblr CommunitiesThey aren’t any more or less important than the communities that didn’t make the cut. They’re just the ones that tagged their posts the most.Food DrinkThis list is zero carbs, and yet it’s full of carbs.AnimalsOld MacDonald had a blog, T-U-M-B-L-R.Dog BreedsSome puppers, a few pupperinos, a couple of fluffers, and, of course, a h*ckin’ boofer. boop this list, frenMemesTired: Tagging your friend in a meme.Wired: Tagging your friend in the replies to the Memes post.: tumbl FANDOMETRICS Year In Review 2017 thefandometrics: We did it. We made it through! 12 months. 52 weeks. 365 days. 8,760 hours. 2017 is almost over. Let’s celebrate the stuff that made you happy. Here’s a toast to your favorite things on Tumblr. This is Tumblr’s Year in Review: 2017We looked over thousands of lines of data, scouring each and every popular tag in each and every popular category. We sorted this data with our very own Fandometrics rating technique, the pleasingly scientific system that measures searches, original posts, reblogs, and likes to rank your enthusiasm and love. For the first year ever, we have a community guest post. Meme Documentation (@memedocumentation) got deep into the nostalgia surrounding 2017’s most popular memes.Have questions about how this works? Wonder why Guy Fieri is not on any of these lists? Ask away! We’re going to answer your questions live on our Instagram on Wednesday, December 6 and again Wednesday, December 13. Now here’s what you’ve been waiting for. Tumblr’s favorite things in 2017:ShipsRemember: If your OTP didn’t make this list, it’s okay. It just means you are directly responsible and should’ve made more posts about them.Animated TVThe only list where a self-loathing horse and an extremely rich duck can be found in competition with each other.Live-Action TVIn the golden age of television, every single one of these is a winner. Some are just winnier than others.MoviesMoonlight beat La La Land in this list, too, but neither were No. 1.ActressesYou like them! You really like them!ActorsOnce again we find ourselves with a disproportionate amount of men named Chris. No one is complaining. Especially the men named Chris.Models20 women who have perfected everything from their smizes to their struts.Television PersonalitiesThe alternative name was “people who get paid a lot for being themselves on TV,” but that wasn’t very catchy.AthletesFor a community based on competition, the sports community on Tumblr is incredibly supportive and kind.Wrestling SuperstarsHit up this link or we’ll break out our meanest piledriver.Web SeriesWe put all of your favorite stuff from the internet onto one list on the internet.Web CelebritiesThe definitive list of your favorite YouTubers, Twitchers, and podcasters.  Solo ArtistsWe’re warning you now: Taylor Swift was knocked down a peg. There’s a new No. 1 in these here parts.BandsFive of these bands have numbers in their names, ranging from one to 1975.K-PopGet your light sticks ready!K-Pop Band MembersDid your ultimate bias make No. 1?MusicalsWhile we’re talking, let us offer you some free advice: Block less. Reblog more. Let your followers know what musical you’re against or what you’re for.Video Games⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️BooksYou asked, we delivered. Feast your eyes on these words, you incredible bookworms.AuthorsFun (?) fact: This is the only list in the batch that features a man who died over 400 years ago.Anime MangaYou’re gonna triple axel when you see what’s No. 1.Tumblr CommunitiesThey aren’t any more or less important than the communities that didn’t make the cut. They’re just the ones that tagged their posts the most.Food DrinkThis list is zero carbs, and yet it’s full of carbs.AnimalsOld MacDonald had a blog, T-U-M-B-L-R.Dog BreedsSome puppers, a few pupperinos, a couple of fluffers, and, of course, a h*ckin’ boofer. boop this list, frenMemesTired: Tagging your friend in a meme.Wired: Tagging your friend in the replies to the Memes post.
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<p>We did it. We made it through! 12 months. 52 weeks. 365 days. 8,760 hours. 2017 is almost over. Let’s celebrate the stuff that made you happy. Here’s a toast to your favorite things on Tumblr. </p><p><b>This is Tumblr’s Year in Review: 2017</b></p><p>We looked over thousands of lines of data, scouring each and every popular tag in each and every popular category. We sorted this data with our very own Fandometrics rating technique, the pleasingly scientific system that measures searches, original posts, reblogs, and likes to rank your enthusiasm and love. </p><p>For the first year ever, we have a community guest post. Meme Documentation (<a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdUW9tqdzDClnF0RPnSPZJw">@memedocumentation</a>) <a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167990693459/tumblr2017-meme-documentation">got deep into the nostalgia</a> surrounding 2017&rsquo;s most popular memes.<br/></p><p>Have questions about how this works? Wonder why Guy Fieri is not on any of these lists? <a href="http://fandometricsgetsdeep.tumblr.com/ask">Ask away</a>! We’re going to answer your questions live on <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">our Instagram</a> on Wednesday, December 6 and again Wednesday, December 13. </p><p>Now here’s what you’ve been waiting for. Tumblr’s favorite things in 2017:</p><hr><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168182191859/tumblr2017-ships">Ships</a><br/></b>Remember: If your OTP didn’t make this list, it’s okay. It just means you are directly responsible and should’ve made more posts about them.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017302904/tumblr2017-animated-tv-shows">Animated TV</a><br/></b>The only list where a self-loathing horse and an extremely rich duck can be found in competition with each other.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017275479/tumblr2017-live-action-tv-shows">Live-Action TV</a><br/></b>In the golden age of television, every single one of these is a winner. Some are just winnier than others.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017170154/tumblr2017-movies">Movies</a><br/></b>Moonlight beat La La Land in this list, too, but neither were No. 1.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017030884/tumblr2017-actresses">Actresses</a><br/></b>You like them! You really like them!</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017022079/tumblr2017-actors">Actors</a><br/></b>Once again we find ourselves with a disproportionate amount of men named Chris. No one is complaining. Especially the men named Chris.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016961274/tumblr2017-models">Models</a><br/></b>20 women who have perfected everything from their smizes to their struts.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016950484/tumblr2017-tv-personalities">Television Personalities</a><br/></b>The alternative name was “people who get paid a lot for being themselves on TV,” but that wasn’t very catchy.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016938524/tumblr2017-athletes">Athletes</a><br/></b>For a community based on competition, the sports community on Tumblr is incredibly supportive and kind.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016930354/tumblr2017-wrestling-superstars">Wrestling Superstars</a><br/></b>Hit up this link or we’ll break out our meanest piledriver.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016891349/tumblr2017-web-series">Web Series</a><br/></b>We put all of your favorite stuff from the internet onto one list on the internet.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016882749/tumblr2017-web-celebrities">Web Celebrities</a><br/></b>The definitive list of your favorite YouTubers, Twitchers, and podcasters.  </p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016858804/tumblr2017-solo-artists">Solo Artists</a><br/></b>We’re warning you now: Taylor Swift was knocked down a peg. There’s a new No. 1 in these here parts.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016849714/tumblr017-bands">Bands</a><br/></b>Five of these bands have numbers in their names, ranging from one to 1975.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016839794/tumblr2017-kpop">K-Pop</a><br/></b>Get your light sticks ready!</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016831199/tumblr2017-kpop-band-members">K-Pop Band Members</a><br/></b>Did your ultimate bias make No. 1?</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016811864/tumblr2017-musicals">Musicals</a><br/></b>While we’re talking, let us offer you some free advice: Block less. Reblog more. Let your followers know what musical you’re against or what you’re for.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016772769/tumblr2017-video-games">Video Games</a><br/></b>⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016766149/tumblr2017-books">Books</a><br/></b>You asked, we delivered. Feast your eyes on these words, you incredible bookworms.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016729244/tumblr2017-authors">Authors</a><br/></b>Fun (?) fact: This is the only list in the batch that features a man who died over 400 years ago.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016716589/tumblr2017-anime-and-manga">Anime &amp; Manga</a><br/></b>You’re gonna triple axel when you see what’s No. 1.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016697169/tumblr2017-tumblr-communities">Tumblr Communities</a><br/></b>They aren’t any more or less important than the communities that didn’t make the cut. They’re just the ones that tagged their posts the most.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167993855949/tumblr2017-food-drink">Food &amp; Drink</a><br/></b>This list is zero carbs, and yet it’s full of carbs.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167993814639/tumblr2017-animals">Animals</a><br/></b>Old MacDonald had a blog, T-U-M-B-L-R.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167992680304/tumblr2017-dog-breeds">Dog Breeds</a><br/></b>Some puppers, a few pupperinos, a couple of fluffers, and, of course, a h*ckin’ boofer. boop this list, fren</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167992600634/tumblr2017-memes">Memes</a><br/></b>Tired: Tagging your friend in a meme.<br/>Wired: Tagging your friend in the replies to the Memes post.</p>: tumbl FANDOMETRICS Year In Review 2017 <p>We did it. We made it through! 12 months. 52 weeks. 365 days. 8,760 hours. 2017 is almost over. Let’s celebrate the stuff that made you happy. Here’s a toast to your favorite things on Tumblr. </p><p><b>This is Tumblr’s Year in Review: 2017</b></p><p>We looked over thousands of lines of data, scouring each and every popular tag in each and every popular category. We sorted this data with our very own Fandometrics rating technique, the pleasingly scientific system that measures searches, original posts, reblogs, and likes to rank your enthusiasm and love. </p><p>For the first year ever, we have a community guest post. Meme Documentation (<a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdUW9tqdzDClnF0RPnSPZJw">@memedocumentation</a>) <a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167990693459/tumblr2017-meme-documentation">got deep into the nostalgia</a> surrounding 2017&rsquo;s most popular memes.<br/></p><p>Have questions about how this works? Wonder why Guy Fieri is not on any of these lists? <a href="http://fandometricsgetsdeep.tumblr.com/ask">Ask away</a>! We’re going to answer your questions live on <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">our Instagram</a> on Wednesday, December 6 and again Wednesday, December 13. </p><p>Now here’s what you’ve been waiting for. Tumblr’s favorite things in 2017:</p><hr><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168182191859/tumblr2017-ships">Ships</a><br/></b>Remember: If your OTP didn’t make this list, it’s okay. It just means you are directly responsible and should’ve made more posts about them.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017302904/tumblr2017-animated-tv-shows">Animated TV</a><br/></b>The only list where a self-loathing horse and an extremely rich duck can be found in competition with each other.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017275479/tumblr2017-live-action-tv-shows">Live-Action TV</a><br/></b>In the golden age of television, every single one of these is a winner. Some are just winnier than others.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017170154/tumblr2017-movies">Movies</a><br/></b>Moonlight beat La La Land in this list, too, but neither were No. 1.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017030884/tumblr2017-actresses">Actresses</a><br/></b>You like them! You really like them!</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168017022079/tumblr2017-actors">Actors</a><br/></b>Once again we find ourselves with a disproportionate amount of men named Chris. No one is complaining. Especially the men named Chris.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016961274/tumblr2017-models">Models</a><br/></b>20 women who have perfected everything from their smizes to their struts.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016950484/tumblr2017-tv-personalities">Television Personalities</a><br/></b>The alternative name was “people who get paid a lot for being themselves on TV,” but that wasn’t very catchy.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016938524/tumblr2017-athletes">Athletes</a><br/></b>For a community based on competition, the sports community on Tumblr is incredibly supportive and kind.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016930354/tumblr2017-wrestling-superstars">Wrestling Superstars</a><br/></b>Hit up this link or we’ll break out our meanest piledriver.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016891349/tumblr2017-web-series">Web Series</a><br/></b>We put all of your favorite stuff from the internet onto one list on the internet.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016882749/tumblr2017-web-celebrities">Web Celebrities</a><br/></b>The definitive list of your favorite YouTubers, Twitchers, and podcasters.  </p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016858804/tumblr2017-solo-artists">Solo Artists</a><br/></b>We’re warning you now: Taylor Swift was knocked down a peg. There’s a new No. 1 in these here parts.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016849714/tumblr017-bands">Bands</a><br/></b>Five of these bands have numbers in their names, ranging from one to 1975.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016839794/tumblr2017-kpop">K-Pop</a><br/></b>Get your light sticks ready!</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016831199/tumblr2017-kpop-band-members">K-Pop Band Members</a><br/></b>Did your ultimate bias make No. 1?</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016811864/tumblr2017-musicals">Musicals</a><br/></b>While we’re talking, let us offer you some free advice: Block less. Reblog more. Let your followers know what musical you’re against or what you’re for.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016772769/tumblr2017-video-games">Video Games</a><br/></b>⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016766149/tumblr2017-books">Books</a><br/></b>You asked, we delivered. Feast your eyes on these words, you incredible bookworms.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016729244/tumblr2017-authors">Authors</a><br/></b>Fun (?) fact: This is the only list in the batch that features a man who died over 400 years ago.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016716589/tumblr2017-anime-and-manga">Anime &amp; Manga</a><br/></b>You’re gonna triple axel when you see what’s No. 1.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/168016697169/tumblr2017-tumblr-communities">Tumblr Communities</a><br/></b>They aren’t any more or less important than the communities that didn’t make the cut. They’re just the ones that tagged their posts the most.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167993855949/tumblr2017-food-drink">Food &amp; Drink</a><br/></b>This list is zero carbs, and yet it’s full of carbs.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167993814639/tumblr2017-animals">Animals</a><br/></b>Old MacDonald had a blog, T-U-M-B-L-R.</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167992680304/tumblr2017-dog-breeds">Dog Breeds</a><br/></b>Some puppers, a few pupperinos, a couple of fluffers, and, of course, a h*ckin’ boofer. boop this list, fren</p><p><b><a href="https://thefandometrics.tumblr.com/post/167992600634/tumblr2017-memes">Memes</a><br/></b>Tired: Tagging your friend in a meme.<br/>Wired: Tagging your friend in the replies to the Memes post.</p>
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a toast: * Follow l Suplexed Plies @POWT This is the funniest comment section of all time ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Humans of New York Yesterday at 3:07 PM . "Sometimes I hate my name because it always draws attention to me, and l'm not a very social person. My family moved this year from Pennsylvania. I was so scared the first day of school that someone would notice me. I wouldn't even adjust my seat because I thought it would make a noise. One time I really had to cough, but I held it in. When the teacher started calling attendance, I got really nervous, because every time people learn my name is Beyoncé, somebody starts singing Single Ladies.' And some did, of course. But the second day of school wasn't too bad. Because everyone knew my name." Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Jim Socks Try being named Gym Socks Yesterday at 3:56 PM Unlike 43.7K Reply Indi Love Replied 808 Replies Jane Bond Checking in. I have to use my boyfriend's name when making a lot of reservations because people think lI'm lying. Then they ask me if my dad's name is James. And it is ( Yesterday at 3:54 PM Unlike 36.2K Reply Natisha Phillips Replied 340 Replies Shakira Lamb l feel your pain! Every time someone hears my name is Shakira, I get asked if my hips don't lie. Yesterday at 3:46 PM Unlike 3.6K Reply Salvador Alejandro Replied 23 Replies Jack Haas Hey my name pretty much sucks too! Yesterday at 3:37 PM Unlike 5.7K Reply Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Julia Roberts I understand this completely. Although, I am pretty social, I can still be kinda shy. When people learn of my name, they always begin singing "Pretty Woman" so I just sit and laugh. It's funny though, because I actually want to become an actress. Be proud of your name, keep your head up! Yesterday at 3:35 PM Unlike 6.4K Reply Julia Roberts Replied 9 Replies Jennifer Lopez I can relate to this. :-) Yesterday at 3:31 PM Unlike 35K Reply Cassandra McNeil Replied 122 Replies Isis Cacahouète My name is Isis Yesterday at 3:22 PM Unlike 14.6K Reply Katie Smith Replied 278 Replies Rachel Green always being asked if i found my Ross yet... Yesterday at 4:44 PM Like 3K Reply Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More .ooo Sprint ? 12:53 AM Q Searclh Meghan Griffin The Meg Griffin jokes are endless. Yesterday at 4:26 PM Like 1.4K Reply Thomas Pedrosa Replied 19 Replies Mystic Storm A toast to all of us that will never find our names on key chains or coffee mugs! Yesterday at 4:19 PM . Like- 2.1K . Reply Tear Smith Replied 30 Replies Travis DeWolf My name is Travis. I'm a girl. Yesterday at 4:13 PM Like 1.5K Reply Caitlin Badke Replied 26 Replies MaryKate Olsen Believe me, I understand. My name really is Mary Kate Olsen. I get all of the Olsen twins jokes you can imagine. Yesterday at 3:56 PM Like1.2K Reply Eve Lewis Replied . 9 Replies Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More
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<p><a href="http://nice-wig-janis.tumblr.com/post/156883095783/marykate-olsennnnn-omg-my-heart" class="tumblr_blog">nice-wig-janis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>MARYKATE OLSENNNNN OMG MY HEART</p></blockquote>: * Follow l Suplexed Plies @POWT This is the funniest comment section of all time ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Humans of New York Yesterday at 3:07 PM . "Sometimes I hate my name because it always draws attention to me, and l'm not a very social person. My family moved this year from Pennsylvania. I was so scared the first day of school that someone would notice me. I wouldn't even adjust my seat because I thought it would make a noise. One time I really had to cough, but I held it in. When the teacher started calling attendance, I got really nervous, because every time people learn my name is Beyoncé, somebody starts singing Single Ladies.' And some did, of course. But the second day of school wasn't too bad. Because everyone knew my name." Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Jim Socks Try being named Gym Socks Yesterday at 3:56 PM Unlike 43.7K Reply Indi Love Replied 808 Replies Jane Bond Checking in. I have to use my boyfriend's name when making a lot of reservations because people think lI'm lying. Then they ask me if my dad's name is James. And it is ( Yesterday at 3:54 PM Unlike 36.2K Reply Natisha Phillips Replied 340 Replies Shakira Lamb l feel your pain! Every time someone hears my name is Shakira, I get asked if my hips don't lie. Yesterday at 3:46 PM Unlike 3.6K Reply Salvador Alejandro Replied 23 Replies Jack Haas Hey my name pretty much sucks too! Yesterday at 3:37 PM Unlike 5.7K Reply Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More ooo Sprint 12:52 AM Q Searclh Julia Roberts I understand this completely. Although, I am pretty social, I can still be kinda shy. When people learn of my name, they always begin singing "Pretty Woman" so I just sit and laugh. It's funny though, because I actually want to become an actress. Be proud of your name, keep your head up! Yesterday at 3:35 PM Unlike 6.4K Reply Julia Roberts Replied 9 Replies Jennifer Lopez I can relate to this. :-) Yesterday at 3:31 PM Unlike 35K Reply Cassandra McNeil Replied 122 Replies Isis Cacahouète My name is Isis Yesterday at 3:22 PM Unlike 14.6K Reply Katie Smith Replied 278 Replies Rachel Green always being asked if i found my Ross yet... Yesterday at 4:44 PM Like 3K Reply Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More .ooo Sprint ? 12:53 AM Q Searclh Meghan Griffin The Meg Griffin jokes are endless. Yesterday at 4:26 PM Like 1.4K Reply Thomas Pedrosa Replied 19 Replies Mystic Storm A toast to all of us that will never find our names on key chains or coffee mugs! Yesterday at 4:19 PM . Like- 2.1K . Reply Tear Smith Replied 30 Replies Travis DeWolf My name is Travis. I'm a girl. Yesterday at 4:13 PM Like 1.5K Reply Caitlin Badke Replied 26 Replies MaryKate Olsen Believe me, I understand. My name really is Mary Kate Olsen. I get all of the Olsen twins jokes you can imagine. Yesterday at 3:56 PM Like1.2K Reply Eve Lewis Replied . 9 Replies Write a comment... Post News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More <p><a href="http://nice-wig-janis.tumblr.com/post/156883095783/marykate-olsennnnn-omg-my-heart" class="tumblr_blog">nice-wig-janis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>MARYKATE OLSENNNNN OMG MY HEART</p></blockquote>

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