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Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE 12:09 PM a houston.craigslist.org image 1 of 23 TEXAS BNL-2934 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Let's talk about features Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the- road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Whit Bayou BWa
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Ass, Bad, and Dinosaur: did you know? Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in "tents, curtains, or wearable garments," meaning we'd virtually never be without power. PHOTO: GEORGIA TECH DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM ghostsonthewisconsinriver: trapqueenkoopa: aspiringwarriorlibrarian: greaseonmymouth: mllemusketeer: inushiek: deniedmysign: scarletgoldenthorn: fridjitzu: did-you-kno: Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source Y'all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now. Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better. Nevermind that windmills are often most efficient off the coast. There they take up no land, impact no trees, don’t pollute the water, and are conveniently located where winds are often strongest anyway. And solar panels can literally be built into roofs of buildings and in empty areas like deserts. The sun strikes the Earth with the same amount of energy in an hour that our civilization uses in a year. But yeah, it would be impossible for us to ever have enough energy from clean sources. Durr hurr technology is bad and I would rather light shit on fire than have clean energy I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert.  also…no forests were cleared to make space for Denmark’s windmills and yet they regularly produce so much power that it covers almost all of the country’s power needs. Oh, and then there’s the times when the windmills generate 140% of Denmark’s power needs. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/10/denmark-wind-windfarm-power-exceed-electricity-demand Friendly reminder that oil pipelines are a scam. The fact that anyone can believe a limited amount of dinosaur oil is more plentiful and efficient than moving air or fucking sunlight is proof that entire populations can be completely brainwashed. also, even if we can’t get ALL our energy from renewables (at least not immediately as there is a large initial investment required), even a partial replacement of the vast amount of fossil fuels we use would be a fantastic place to start reducing impacts. just because you can’t do everything immediately doesn’t mean there is no reason to start. the real reason that fossil fuels aren’t being replaced with renewables right now is so that the oil companies and shit can still make profits. its disgusting Its 2018, bitches!
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Apple, Beats by Dre, and Dr. Dre: Suge Knight Claims Dr. Dre Paid $20,000 to Have Him Killed @balleralert Suge Knight Claims Dr. Dre Paid $20,000 to Have Him Killed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in 2016, SugeKnight filed a suit against co-founder of Death Row Records, DrDre, accusing him of hiring a hit man to take him out a few years prior. At the time of the alleged murder for hire plot, Dre had just secured the billion dollar Beats By Dre x Apple deal. However, Knight claims he had a lifetime contract with Dre, which supposedly forced the music producer to cough up $300 million of the deal. In an attempt to skip out on the payment, Knight claimed Dre ordered a $50,000 hit on him, which resulted in the 2014 1Oak shooting of Knight. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now one year later, Knight is back with similar claims against the superstar record producer. This time, Knight claims Dre paid $20,000 to have him killed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In legal docs obtained by TMZ, Knight claims he was shown a check back in July of 2016 that was made out to a man named Dwayne Johnson. He says the check was made out by Dr. Dre to have Knight killed, the same day the music exec fatally ran over Terry Carter at Tam’s. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Knight claims Johnson also told him and a private investigator that the $20,000 check was partial payment for “Dwayne Johnson to participate in my murder,” the documents state. However, according to TMZ, Knight’s allegations may be a ploy to get himself off the hook, as he claims he had reason to fear for his life when he entered Tam’s parking lot. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As a result, Knight asked a judge to check Dre’s financial records to prove he paid for the hit, however, the judge denied the motion.

Suge Knight Claims Dr. Dre Paid $20,000 to Have Him Killed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in 2016, SugeKnight filed a suit agai...

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Apple, Funny, and Hungry: o e 0 iPhone Software Update 3. Transfer. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, or sublicense the ioS Software. You may, however (a) Oh you know what? This is page 46, nobody's still reading this. I bet only about five people clicked to read the T&Cs in the first place- we might as well just say anything we like. Tony on floor 5 of Apple HQ smells of sardines. When someone sends a funny email around the offices we have to reply with itaughed. It's in our job description. Remember that legal kertuffle over Apple & Apple studios? Want to know how we fixed it? We bought The Beaties. We have the surviving ones come and sing to us for scraps. We're looking at ways to reanimate the dead ones. The canteen only sells apple products. Apples, apple juice, apple flapjacks, toffee apples. We get fired if we're caught eating anything without apples in it. IM ALLERGIC TO APPLES AND I'M ALWAYS SO HUNGRY r or We faked the moon landings. Did it in 2008, then brainwashed you all to of believe it happened in 1969, just because we could. If anyone finds out I've leaked this information, I'll be killed. But no one will ever, ever read this. (b) you do not retain any copies of the iOS Software, full or partial, including copies stored on a computer or other storage device; and (c) the party receiving the iOS Software reads and agrees to accept the terms and conditions of this License. Decline Agree Save OPiCALo hOwtohideyourfeelings: nocaresnoregrets: "Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions" How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT Someone didnt give a single heck

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Bitch, Books, and Clock: NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ Show me straight A's that I can verify w/ur school and I'll pay it. Who wants to join THAT contest?!PM? Dead serious. Shld I set it up? cJ @cjbydesign Replying to @NICKIMINAJ Well you wanna pay for my tuition? NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ- 24nm If u give me a 4.0 then l'll keep my end of the bargain. Royalty @PrinceJauan NICKI DONT PLAY. ILL GIVE YOU A 4.0 twitter.com/nickiminaj/sta.. 93 425 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 25nm Ok do u need help w/tuition or do u have a full scholarship? .Camilla繭@CJhereeee Replying to @NICKIMINAJ I Have a 4.0 I'm In Medical School! Wann Join!! Term start: 3/20/2017 Term end: 4/13/201 Grade Hours Completed 90.53 80.00 4/13/2017 Term: C1703-4 Child-March, 2017 4 Weeks Credits Credits Grade Numeric Clock Date Attempted Earned Course Description MA111-AC Fundamentals of Medical Assistir 5.00 5.00 A Term Credits Attempted: Term Credits Earned: Cum Credits Earned: 5.00 5.00 5.00 Term GPA: 4.00 75.00 Term Hours Scheduled: 80.00 Term Hours Attended: Dat 4.0 Poppin NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES KI MINAJ NICKIMINAJ 13m How much u owe? Oh, bitch nah!@HoneyGuwop been graduatedShe can hit up these student loans tho 140 345 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 13m That's it? I'll send it tmrw. dm me ur bank info babe. Next! Cesar @cesarszrn 1k would be more then enough for my 3 summer classes @NICKIMINAJ help me Nic 191 588 1,572 NICKI MINAJ How much do u need? @NICKIMINAJ -19m kyle @KahlDelMinaj Replying to @NICKIMINAJ NIC I STARTED OFF COLLEGE W A B A NICKI MINAJ 38.2K Tweets TWEETS TWEETS & REPLIES MEDIA LIKES NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ-7m Done. Dm ur info onikalovesme @Amaniinthecity @NICKIMINAJ 800 would help for my summer classes & books 105 317 NICKI MINAJ@NICKIMINAJ 8m How much is left after the scholarship? Ce MinajTM @Xxcesar33xX @NICKIMINAJ can you help me cover my fall 2017 quarter tuition? I've got a partial scholarship. #thekingdom 54 213 767 NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ 9m What is the 6K for? araj. ls@GetChoLife1 Honestly, I just need 6,000 then l'll be straight for college in the fall .人 kingshootah: leggo-my-steggo: boyplease: lagonegirl: Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades. GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this  #NickiMinaj #BlackPride BITCH YESSS Actual angel Nicki Minaj. God she’s such a good role model! Reasons I’m working on pulling my grades up
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