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Bitch, Life, and Omg: <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/169623862116/lastsonlost-neonblak-prince-of-legba" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/169623422862/neonblak-prince-of-legba-bana05" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://neonblak.tumblr.com/post/160132367133/prince-of-legba-bana05-apaullo95" class="tumblr_blog">neonblak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://prince-of-legba.tumblr.com/post/160127925428/bana05-apaullo95-pettydavis-sugabaes" class="tumblr_blog">prince-of-legba</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://bana05.tumblr.com/post/159579349528/apaullo95-pettydavis-sugabaes" class="tumblr_blog">bana05</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://apaullo95.tumblr.com/post/159576119551" class="tumblr_blog">apaullo95</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pettydavis.tumblr.com/post/159564719140/sugabaes-the-real-eye-to-see-white-people" class="tumblr_blog">pettydavis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sugabaes.tumblr.com/post/159564588486/the-real-eye-to-see-white-people-always-need-a" class="tumblr_blog">sugabaes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-eye-to-see.tumblr.com/post/159564474392/white-people-always-need-a-reminder-they-act" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-eye-to-see</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="563" data-orig-height="168" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b600a8938a3ba68652077381433ecfd4/tumblr_inline_ooeipxynzq1t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="563" data-orig-height="168"/></figure><p>White people always need a reminder they act disrespectfully</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG get ha!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>this added 10 years to my life</p> </blockquote> <p>do this to everyone who bodyshames</p> </blockquote> <p>I feel so cleansed.</p> </blockquote> <p>Worth the wait. Is it weird I heard their accents without the sound?</p> </blockquote> <p>Boooyy I was bout ready to fight I’m glad something happened</p> </blockquote> <p>But what the fuck is up with the two women who just pop out of nowhere to tell a another total stranger how to live their life?</p> <p>like bitch who the fuck is you.</p> </blockquote> <p>Bless that man, I could feel my inner rage building just at the audacity of these bitches, I feel much better with how it ended. I don’t appreciate the morons making it a racial thing but I do absolutely agree people need more immediate social consequences for behaving like absolute trash people. You try to tell strangers how to live their lives by berating them in public…maybe you get knocked out next time. </p><p>Seriously you think that guy doesn’t know he’s fat? Mind your own business you cuntwagon.</p></blockquote>
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Bless Up, Crime, and Drunk: My friend just adopted this strange brown hippopotamus. Pic: reddit u/Herodias @DrSmashlove PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves ‘accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an ‘accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t ‘being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended 😖) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up 🙌
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Cute, Dad, and Funny: When I was little my Dad told me that toys grew under the weeds in the yard and if I pulled them, eventually a toy would pop out. And I believed it for a long time. Ahh, the memories. Lo Like Reply 68 August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile I convinced my little sister that if she pressed the "Diet" button on the top of her plastic McDonald's cup lid, it would actually change her soda to diet. Hahahah she cried every time I did it. Unlike Reply 106 August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile When my sister and I were little, we thought eucalyptus trees were actually called "you could lick this tree" so when we'd see them, we'd lick them. Like . Reply-Δ86 . August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile My dad, a 2-3 pot a day coffee drinker, had me convinced at age 7 that you had to be 16 to buy and drink coffee. My first time at Starbucks when I was 16 i was so nervous because I thought they would card me! Lol. Like Reply 456 August 14 at 1:40pm via mobile My kids are convinced that they have a long lost brother somewhere that I dropped off because he was too loud in the car. I am sure they will figure it out but for the time being our road trips are very quiet and peaceful. Like . Reply-222. August 14 at 1:28pm via mobile I've always been pretty fascinated with space. When I was a little girl, my dad would take his ladder and put it on our lawn every night, and bring me outside to tell me he put the moon up for me. I believed him for years. He passed away a few years ago, and every night when I see the moon I think of him. Like Reply 3115 August 14 at 3:14pm via mobile what-the-hells-going-on: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS Reinvented by Woahtumblr for iFunny :) ifunny.mobi Lies parents told their kids

Lies parents told their kids

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