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Being Alone, Chill, and Christmas: Feels thread? Be me Loser No friends, no family Work shitty job, poorfag >Live alone in shitty studio apartment sWell, not totally alone Have stray cat I took in this summer Named him Henry -Don't know why, just looked like a Henry Very nice and chill little dude >Not much of a cat person, but love the little bastard Xmas season, depressing for me >No one to spend it with Screw it, this year I'm going to try to get into the spirit of the season Buy cheap little tree Wrap up some cat toys and treats for Henry >Put under tree -Totally crazy cat-lady territory, I know Screw it, gonna have a fun Christmas with my little pal Past week Henry has been under the weather >All lethargic and not eating >Take to vet. Vet starts talking about feline cancer >Oh man >Deep breath >"Okay, so what do we do? I mean, is there like cat chemotherapy and stuff? Vet tells me no, at this stage, euthanasia is recommended Ask if it has to be today? Can I take him home and spend the weekend with him? >They say that's okay Get home We open open up the presents His favorite treats, can only eat a couple of them, usually goes apeshit for them >He looks at the toys, but doesn't play, too tired I guess Most of the time, I just hold and pet him > Today, back at the vet >Cannot stop crying >I hold him while it happens -He licks my hand and nuzzles it STakes me 2 hours to calm down enough to finally drive home Shitty little apartment seems so big and empty now Finally got out of bed now Henry was the only friend I had in the world. What am I supposed to do now? Hello darkness my old friend
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Laundry, Memes, and Two-Face: FEBRUARY ZODIAC ADAM ELLIS BUZZFEED S5 ARIES O GEMINI TAURUS Look, there's no easy way to Stop buying new underwear & People say you're two-faced, tell you this, but someone is just do the laundry you've but that's just because you're poisoning all your vegetables been putting off for 2 months completely two-faced. Sadly It's really gross and we're Avoid carrots until March your dark side will be front And avoid Zucchini forever starting to worry about you and center this month. Warn because it's disgusting Also invest in Snapple stock. your loved ones now VIRGO Throw a fun dinner party this Ah, Leo! You're the most royal This will be a perfect month month! So what if the last one of signs. Guess who else was to finally start using that slow cooker you got for Christmas was a total disaster. It's not a royal Charles ll of Spain your fault everyone got sick. He was deformed and insane four years ago. Just make sure to wash it out first. It But maybe in the future don't due to decades of inbreeding has spiders living in it now let raw chicken sit out all night. Isn't that gross? Haha COR PIO SAGITTARIUS Take a trip in February. Puerto t's all about balance for you Honestly I'm not even gonna and February will be a trying give a horoscope for Scorpio Vallarta is lovely this time of time. Maybe if people realized because Scorpios are fucking year! And by the time you get terrifying and I don't want to back, everyone you pissed off What a star you are, you wouldn't have to go apeshit make anyone mad. Just make in January will have hopefully all the time and break stuff up your own, okay? Great move on CAPRICORN PISCES AQUARIUS This is a good month to pick up Do you ever sit alone in your You're so romantic, and this is a new hobby. Like pottery! room for so long that you the most romantic month of Or maybe tennis! Enter a pie start to wonder if maybe the all! Shower your loved ones baking contest! Start a fight apocalypse happened outside with gifts! If you're single, buy club! Become a hit man! Poison and you're the only human yourself something nice. Like an Aries' vegetables! left? Well guess what! It's true a bottle of wine & a TV dinner Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.
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