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America, News, and Shit: 4G 17:26 notyourexrotic t' ill 60% 2:07 PM Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo Follow 5 hrs a 2 3 Citizenship 4 So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration Voter Info Additional Info This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. Citizenship Information I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American passport 've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card Fields marked with are required fields According to records at the Department of Safety and Homeland Security, you are not a citizen of the United States. If you recently became a citizen, your record has not yet been updated with the Tennessee Department of Safety. Please enter your date of citizenship and your naturalization number below. If you are not a U.S. citizen, do not complete this application. So, a warning to all naturalized citizens, check that shit now Something is happening update I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!! Check your statuses. update 2 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an immigration officer". The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes. I will try again on Monday. Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!! If you believe you have reached this screen in error, please contact the Division of Elections at 1-877-850 4959 Date of U.S. Citizenship:* Naturalization Number: Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS website is listing them as "not a citizen" From Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. 4G 17:26 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. I have voted in 2 elections, i have an American passport I've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee check your status now!! https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration Something is happening *update* I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!! Check your statuses update 2* Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes 4G 17:26 Check your statuses update 2* Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes I will try again on Monday Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!! clover1982 This is not a drill clover1982 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists /in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an assumption-of-permanence Fuente: notyourexrotic 21,978 notas "It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?
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Bad, Children, and Detroit: David RevStylez James Friday at 3:45 PM. Black panther memorial in Detroit. This offends me Why can they keep their monuments of hate but our monuments of freedom must be removed?!?! JAMES Monument to Joe Louis ITI The Monument to Joe Louis, known also as "The Fist" l1l is a memorial to the boxer at Detroit's Hart Plaza Dedicated on October 16, 1986, the sculpture, commissioned by Sports Illustrated magazine 12] d0cpr0fess0r: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: strixobscuro: softjunebreeze: knowledgeequalsblackpower: paulwalkersdogwalker: buttcheekpalmkang: hersheyhipster: Do Your Fucking Research *Nicki Minaj Voice* Wow… Lmao. Some people threw white paint on it a few years back. They want to be a victim so bad. Fun Fact: That’s a statue of the fist which Joe Louis used to knock out Max Schmeling, Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer in 1938. Schmeling won the 1st bout by knockout in round twelve, but Joe Louis came back in the follow-up match and laid him the fuck out in the 1st round. Fun Fact: Schmeling was hated by the Nazis for losing to a black man and for having a Jewish manager, and he hated them right back, stating in 1975 that he was glad he’d lost the fight because the thought of  the Nazis using him for propaganda purposes sickened him. He also personally saved the lives of two Jewish children and later became lifelong friends with Joe Louis. So maybe don’t refer to him as “Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer”… Thank you for this additional info! Reblogging this for the added facts and so people know that Schmeling wasn’t a Nazi or Nazi collaborator and was in fact a good man Imagine hating Nazis so much that when you get beaten up your response is “Good, now they can’t use me as a role model.”
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All Lives Matter, America, and Asian: *meme comparing Ibgt civil rights movement to pre vious womens rights move- ment and illustrating that ey are both important an aren t whinin My only issue with it and why i think they refer to it as whining is because it's always for some groups and not all, all people should be equal not just minorities. That goes for the gay communities and for black and hispanic communities white. In the military we are all mixed and we all get along. They should make all communities diverse Like Reply November 22 at 3:14pm Hide Well its not about diversity. It's about everybody having hts Like Reply November 24 at 9:25pm Well it's not about diversity. It's about everybody having 24 at 9:25pm People would be more understanding if people of all walks of life were forced to live together peacefully, is what I meant I'm sure if people would lose their jobs for treating people wrongly or objectifying them. They wouldn't be so quick to do it. Like the military You can be thrown out for even saying something about someone Like Reply November 24 at 9:28pm Uh.. I feel like we're having two different conversations Reply And if it was about everyone having equal rights here would be no black lives matter movement, numbers are some how more important than lives. Studies show more whites are killed then blacks each year by the police. If it was about all lives and not one demographic and about every life taken wrongfully by enforcement I could stand behind it Like Reply November 24 at 9:30pm If anything going on right now in these communities was actually about equality, we would be saving Christians and not Muslims. We would be crying over the thousands of children that suffocated to death inside their own bodies on gasses their own goverment set on them. If any lives actually were seen as equal. People wouldnt be crying over donald trump and safe spaces and every other thing they can think of Like Reply November 24 at 9:33pm People care more about things that personally effect them and people like them than eachother. In my eyes thats a problem. Like Reply - November 24 at 9:35pm but... that's the thing. in general and in the picture and the purpose of this post, it IS about all rights. it's not like i only support gay rights. i support equality EVERYWHERE. if rights aren't addressed specifically, singled out, attention will NOT be drawn to them and equality (which means everyone) CANT happen. this isn't about exclusivity, it's about EVERYONE having the right to marry. its comparing one civil rights movement to another, NOT saying "our rights are important and screw everyone elses. "it's saying "our rights are ALSO important and WE WANT EQUALITY Like Reply-2 -November 26 at 4:16pm-Edited Like Reply 2 November 26 at 4:16pm- Edited also have no idea why you're talking about blacks and November 26 at 4:12pm to me your argument just comes across as peoples Like Reply individual rights not mattering because they aren't as important in your eyes as other things, and that's exactly the problem. bigotry does exist. it IS a problem. just implying that it doesn't matter doesnt change the fact that people of all shapes sizes colors orientation races whatever deal with it every single day. maybe not where you are, but somewhere. and that doesn't make it any less important Like Reply-1-November 26 at 4:20pm I didn't say it didn't matter but if it did wouldn't it be about all people not just the labels that we and society have given That's not bigotry I just see through the agendas into the fact that all lives matter equally none of these movements are about equality or their wouldn't be sides... And quite frankly its discrimination to the other people not the ones only going to it for people like them. Like- Reply-November 26 at 9:59pm I dont need to imply ignorance or belittling to call it what it is self absorbed and selfish. It should be all lives matter gay and straight lives matter. Babies in the womb matter and god matters Im a Christian I love all people, hate the sin not the sinner. That's what Christianity is not what you see on the damn social network. It's called repentant Also the reality is that saying any lives matter has to be seen as an inequality to all others. So the number of people dying by this or that are more important than all lives dying Thats just stupid 26 at 10:02pm Thee argument is about individuals lives in stead of the better of all lives. Any life taken is wrong, that's either your faith or your moral. Everyone's mad about Muslims yet they shove gay individuals off roofs in their country. It's always about whats wrong here not there ..If you want it to all be wrong it will be Like Reply November 26 at 10:06pm e shouldn't be classified as gay straight black white asian Christian or otherwise we are all just people Like Reply November 26 at 10:07pm You just called yourself a Christian multiple times, but oka y. BONUS You just called yourself a Christian multiple times, but okay Like Yesterday at 4:40pm I am a Christian so l am proud of that Yeste as like as we condem those who stand up for equality and what they believe in, we fail to progress in this nation. Unlike Reply 2 21 hrs Progressivism shouldn't even be in this country nor should marksmanship socialism or any other ism because America is only about thirty years old in retrospect to other countries. Sadly when everyone keeps fighting because they want their needs met thats not a compromise that's not caring about what you take from another group yet fail to care when you want them to care about yours Its fucking bullshit and stupid 17 hrs Edited memehumor: “I’m Not A Bigot” she says, in the midst of a bigoted rant (With Bonus)
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Beer, Bitch, and Cheating: - according to the internet- Article 1 If two bros know the same story, the bro who is lesser known among the party or group shall tell it. Article 2 If your bro has a girlfriend, be completely nice to her If he asks for your honest opinion, be straight up about your thoughts. Article 3 Never drink the last beer at another bros house Article 4 If your Bro dies during a workout, throw a couple more 45s on the bar before you call 911 Article 5 If a bro dies and you have a chance to destroy his hard drive you must do it. Article 6 -Older bros are a resource. Find a chief and accept his wisdom. This will make you a better bro Article 7 Don't throw a bro under the bus to impress others Article 8 You shall provide pizza and beers for any bros who help you move houses Article 9 If a bro borrows your tools, they best return them in s the same condition they were in when you got them, or better. Also applies to vehicles and musical instruments. Article 10 Thou shalt not hit your bro in the balls and claim it was a joke Article 11 If a brois telling a story and you can 'one-up' it, don't. Article 12 If you happen to know a bros girlfriend or wife is cheating on him, you let him know. Doesn't matter if you barely know the guy at least drop him an anonymous hint. Article 13 We were all that bro trying to get into a group of friends we weren't born with with the Bros we have. Let another bro at least hang about with your group Article 14 Your favorite beer is free. your second favorite beer is cold. If your bro offers a beer don't bitch it isn't your brand Article 15 Up for acknowledgement, down for respect Article 16 No one ever refer to it as "The Bro Code" out loud. Article 17 No matter how great your relationship with your girlfriend is, you won't completely abandon your bros to hang out with her all the time and then come crawling back after she dumps you. Article 18 Thou shall never speak of your friends' sexual conquests to your significant other Article 19 Urinal laws: Never take the urinal directly beside someone else if there are any others available Article 20 -One bro's sister is another bro's sister The Golden Rule A bro shall not cock block another bro. Only Guide it The bro code
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Apparently, Dad, and Friends: boyduroy My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom l'll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he's going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom. That's the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don't know humans make rifle shots, they don't know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don't move, and they won't chase you. If you run, they know you're guilty" Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results Long story short hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory Source: boyduroy #amazing 01 3,313 notes Steel Ball sounds like a young Atticus Finch

Steel Ball sounds like a young Atticus Finch

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Animals, Arguing, and Books: biologizeable: ponytailwhippingnacho: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you about orcas. Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds. The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo: THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND. Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif? This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite. Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight. Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE. You don’t fuck with orcas. #BIOLOGIZEABLE  #CONFIRM? YES ABSOLUTELY. Smaller dolphins have also been known to beach themselves like killer whales do for prey. If you want a heck ton of videos on terrifying orca hunting strategies, please refer to this PBS article. And as an addendum, remember that not only do killer whales hunt seals, fish, sharks, and other things smaller than them, they can also take out other whales, like minke, humpback, and even blue whales.
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