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Drake, Fucking, and Savage: And now Drake is dead," Neil said. "Do you think Cass will ever forgive Andrew? It doesn't matter what Drake did to him. She won't be able to look at Andrew without knowing her son is dead because of him." "I don't care." Aaron gave a savage jerk of his hand. "I don't care if Andrew never speaks to me again. I don't care about Cass or Drake or anyone. What Drake did-no. If I could bring him back from the dead and kill him again I would." Good," Neil said quietly. "So now you understand why Andrew killed your mother." It was not at all what Aaron was expecting. He was so angry it took a couple seconds for the words to really register, and then he recoiled from Neil. "Why he-what? That isn't the same. He didn't do that for me.' Ήe told me he did," Neil said. "I didn't even have to ask him. He warned her to stop hitting you and she wouldn't. He had no choice but to get rid of her. Just like last night, right? Drake was hurting Andrew, and you made him stop. "Except I lied," Neil said, getting to his feet. "Unlike you, he's not angry that you interfered. I just said that because I needed you to understand." summer-offspring: okay but seriously, guys. why do i not see this talked about more? this is quite possibly the best exchange i have ever seen in all for the game #2. why are we not talking about this more? the way neil straighten up aaron’s biggest misunderstanding towards andrew. the misunderstanding that sets off the burning hatred aaron harboured towards andrew. this is fucking gold. honestly guys please see this gem???!!!! notice this and appreciate this more??? please!!!!
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College, Crazy, and Facts: Ronald Reagan stuck it to millennials: A college debt history lesson no one tells Dramatic, awful changes occurred on my generation's watch and it amounts to a fiendishly successful conspiracy PETER LUNENFELD abraxuswithaxes: smallrevolutionary: trungles: shorterexcerpts: styro: salon: Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials. fuckin’ ronnie I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform. “Worst of all, these students’ sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners. Not coincidentally, they don’t feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society that’s done this to them.” Damn. i am reblogging again because….. fuck ronald reagan forever and ever and ever and ever. Economists should be adept in their fields, how are they only now realizing that paying off our student debt is a fucking priority over anything else other than food? as someone with a degree in economics but who is a leftist  and also someone interested in science and  not unsubstantiated theoretical mumbo jumbo, and has had to fight and debate economists/economic students for four years- economics is in a state of crisis. Whether it realizes it or not the field is in a crisis. Economics departments espouse either free-market ideology or free-market ideology with a few government tweaks to rectify certain inefficiencies. It rarely as a field questions the system it is in and economics is ridden with scientifically debunked assumptions. We are not perfectly rational nor will we ever be yet economists create deductive models with this fatal assumption. This is why is almost always fails at mathematically formalizing human behaviour, because science tells us that humans are not actually as rational as economists claim they are. Moreover it’s only been relatively recently that economists (mostly behavioral economists) have actually listened to science and considered the facts of cognitive biases when creating models of human behavior and choice. Another problem is that economists are philosophically naive. They rarely challenge their assumptions and they are prone to theory induce blindness. They focus too much on personal choice while ignoring or underplaying other relevant factors. Economists are also pressured to support capitalism since they still jerk off Adam Smith as if he was some god. It’s pretty crazy lol 
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Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Food: How smart are you?.....A lady walks in the store and steals $100 bill from the register without the owners knowledge. She comes back 5 mins later and buys $70 worth of goods with the $100 bill. The owner gives her $30 in change, how much did the owner lose???? A. $30 B。$70 C. $100 D. $130 E. $170 F. $200 DO NOT OVER THINK IT! Again do not over think it... Yes. With the same 100. Cause it's already missing. Then your till thinks u took in another 100. But u gace 30 back. Trust me... t's 130 then. They sent me to a class to learn how to steal. Lol Like Reply 18 hrs But what it the stores net loss? When all is said and done they are out the $70 worth of food, and the $30 cash, for a total of $100. The store ultimately got the $100 bill bachk Like Reply 3 hrs Nope cause the 100 was taken out of thw drawer. So that makes them automatically 100 short b4 the theif even shops Like Reply 1 hr But after she leaves they have the $100 back. She doesnt have it anymore Like Reply 1 hr Doesn't matter. It's already gone. So there's 100 n then she uses the 100 n gets the 30 back. But 70 of items. So the person drawer is gonna b 130 short. N the store as a whole is 200 short as a whole in the end Like Reply 1 hr Lol no Say you have a $100, $20 and $10 bill, for a total of $130 cash. Now let's also say you are selling an item for $70. Between the cash and the item you are in possession of $200 worth of stuff She steals the $100 bill, so now all you have is See More Like Reply 1 hr 200. Point blank. 100 was rang threw the pos n then another 100 which is still missing. Come to my work n i can show u how as in play money like teaching a 2 yr old. I have been a sm for years. Thats how it works on a corp world Like Reply 9 mins She spent the $100 she stole to get the $70 item and S30 cash. After that transaction the store has the original $100 she stole and she no longer has it at that point. All she has walking out that she didn't have walking in is the $70 item and $30 cash... See More Like Reply 5 mins She walks put with only 100. The cashier is out 130. The store is out 200 Like Reply 3 mins N the register thinks they took in 200 because they took the 100 what was already rang in. Then rang it again n doesn't have the other 100. So that means a fired employee Like Reply 2 mins How can you think that is possible? It is basic algebra When you add to one side it is because an equal number was subtracted on the other side. How can she walk out of the store $100 richer because of her actions, yet the store is somehow $200 poorer because of her actions? Like Reply Just now Lmao.. Hope u never have to run a store. Ask another person cause i am done dealing with u. I have described it over n over Like Reply Just now The store took in that $100 from someone else, sure But at the end of the day the store still has that $100 but is short ofa $70 item and $30 cash Like Reply Just now memehumor: They gave a few answers, but never C

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Apparently, Beef, and Candy: envwadams today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said thanks" and half of me tried to say you're welcome and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying your problem this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so I'll add my story for anyone else ooking for more laughs I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine and "I have to pay a fee and I walked in and firmily stated "I have to pee and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven't been back My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say quick" and tast at the same time and l ended up screaming QUACK which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn Recently someone in class asked me how was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I'm okay in the middle and ended up saying I'm gay Which, whille kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said trick or treat and I smilled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me D) I was swtching between "Bye Deanna" and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but t comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's When I first started my coffee shop job, I was st getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, "How are you doing? and "What's up?" i ended up demanding "what are you doing here?r something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended up saying Tm really so amazing one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "im so pumped for the birds and iIm so hyped for the birds" and instead i said "I'm so humped for birds Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniting me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like "hello" or good morning" or cute dog" or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying thank you' I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between "my drinkr and "my keys" and ended up screaming MY KINK I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she sald have a good day, and i wanted to say "You have a good day" and "You too so it came out "You have a good do do I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ONA CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POST This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day to a customer and said Have a nude gay. Still haven't recovered. OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm often jumbled between "have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out as have a nice neigh or have a good date or occasionally even have a night die When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so l actually said rice and mats" instead At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and some beef jerky and some other stu Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat products. Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED was jerky since that's what they were eating before- As I turned to stop him from eating "meat-what I started to say was "oh no but finished with "no dont INSTEADi wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends hand A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a thank you with "it's my pleasure instead of You're welcome and my friend messed it up and said You're my pleasure When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to get to the basketbal court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to change it to "WALK at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.
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Bane, Money, and Nerd: citizen-zero So in lore, vampires have this trait that l've almost never seen used, and that's the fact that vampires are OBSESSED with counting things. Like, the Count on Sesame Street was almost certainly created specifically as a vampire because of this piece of lore Like, I read this vampire book years and years ago that explained that a surefire way to protect yourself from vampires getting into your house was to spread a ton of seeds on your doorst particularly recommended for the purpose. Basically, if you suspected someone to be a vampire, all you had to do was drop a sackful of seeds on the ground in front of them. ep-poppy and mustard seeds were If they didn't immediately start counting them, they were not a vampire However, if they WERE a vampire, they'd be seized with the urge to count all the seeds and they would not budge from that spot until they knew how many seeds there were in total. The point was to keep them there until the sun came up and killed them, because if they hadn't counted all the seeds by sunrise they wouldn't be able to leave. Presumably you could just go about the rest of your evening as normal, though no word on whether it's possible to make them lose count and start over. Having remembered this piece of lore, I want fewer stories about brooding tortured Edward Cullen-esque vampires. I want to start seeing more stories about math nerd vampires Vampire accountants who are an honest company's best asset and a corrupt company's bane because they are frighteningly accurate with the accounts and will not hesitate to blow the whistle on a CEO s you for making the numbers camming money because fuck wrong Vampire cashiers that don't need to look at the register screen because they already mentally calculated your total. 10-items-or-less vampires who know goddamn well you have 20 items in that basket and NO, you cannot just slip in with the rest Vampire math tutors who are constantly in high demand and have to hold lotteries to see who gets to be tutored by them. MATH NERD VAMPIRES klondikeaura If anyone would like the term for this, it's arithmomania Text Source: citizen-zero #Vampire #Math 22,246 notes OCD Vampiresomg-humor.tumblr.com
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Bernie Sanders, Party, and Tumblr: Arizona for Bernie TUESDAY, MARCH 22 2016 PRIMARY INFORMATION Arizona has closed primaries- Arizonans must register as a Democrat to vote for Bernie! * You must have been registered to vote by Monday, February 22nd in Arizona. * Arizona requires either a photo ID or a combination of documents to show identity and address. POLLS OPEN6AM-7 PM Help turn out voters by going to BERNIESANDERS.COM/PHONEBANKARIZONA FIND A POLLING PLACE, WHAT YOU NEED TO VOTE, OR FIND A RIDE TO THE POLLS: VOTE.BERNIESANDERS.COM/AZ Idaho for Bernie TUESDAY, MARCH 22 2016 CAUCUS INFORMATION t Idaho has semi-open caucuses-Idaho's Democratic Party Caucuses are open to all Idahoans, regardless of political affiliation, unless you already caucused for a Republican earlier this month. Idaho has same-day registration which allows you to register to vote at the caucuses on Tue, March 22. 17 year olds may still caucus in Idaho if you will be 18 years old by November 8, 2016. ARRIVEAT5 PM MST Help turn out caucus-goers by going to BERNIESANDERS. COM/PHONEBANKIDAHC FIND YOUR CAUCUS LOCATION: VOTE.BERNIESANDERS.COM/ID Utah for Bernie ム@う傍 TUESDAY, MARCH 22 2016 CAUCUS INFORMATION * Utah has open caucuses- Utahns can vote for Bernie Sanders regardless of their registered party * Utah has same-day registration which allows you to register to vote at the caucuses on Tue, March 22. x 17 year olds who will be 18 by November 8th can caucus for Bernie. DOORS OPEN AT6 PM YOUMUST BE INLINE BY8:30 PM IN ORDERTO CAUCUS. Help turn out caucus-goers by going to BERNIESANDERS.COM/PHONEBANKUTAH FIND YOUR CAUCUS LOCATION: VOTE.BERNIESANDERS.COM/UT berniesrevolution: Tuesday is when The West begins to vote!

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