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Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's the mother goose of your squad, u know who the fuck yall are. U make the plan. Start the group chat. Keep the plan on track. Got all your friends' birthdays mapped so y'all can all go out for sushi at Sunda and split the tab except for the birthday girl and then go to the Hange Uppe for some drunk dancing so y'all can Snapchat the festivities until 2 am when Mandy the birthday girl is wearing the University of Wisconsin Badgers cap of a total stranger so u take a pic with the overtext "OMG MANDY IS SCHWASTY LOL" and then the next afternoon Mandy posts a heartfelt Facebook post about Samantha the mother goose who orchestrated another ameeeeezing birthday. Now what's crazy is that Mandy's sloppy ass gon get married before u, mother goose. And even Mandy won't believe it. She'll be at the wedding like "And to Samantha - the fucking BEST FRIEND EVER" (everyone applauds the best friend ever and nods in agreement) "I DON'T KNOW HOW MY ASS ENDED UP IN A WEDDING DRESS BUT YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT BABE WOOOO!!!!" Samantha - mother goose - I hate to tell u - u ain't next 😂. U gon be last. As fuck. Because that's how the world works! Shit don't happen on your timeline, mother goose. Even tho u the most motherly, wifely woman in the squad, your time ain't come yet. Same way people don't get pregnant when they wanna get pregnant. Like they timing the ovulation and taking they temperature and having intense pregnancy sex every other day and fly to Italy to get all romantic and they like "let's do this, baby! let's make a baby!" And they try for years. But Julio pounding Consuela in the back of a 2003 Lincoln Town Car limo whilst wearing a tuxedo with black Jordan's? Oh they gon have twins in nine months. Marco and Adriano. And they gon be wearing matching baby Jordan's. Because the blessings come down when u ain't expecting. U feel me? There there, mother goose. Your Prince Charming is on the way, jus wait on it! More life more blessings more twins more babies more success in 2017 ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂: when u find a dog at the party @DrSmashlove how s it goin d o w ere are Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's the mother goose of your squad, u know who the fuck yall are. U make the plan. Start the group chat. Keep the plan on track. Got all your friends' birthdays mapped so y'all can all go out for sushi at Sunda and split the tab except for the birthday girl and then go to the Hange Uppe for some drunk dancing so y'all can Snapchat the festivities until 2 am when Mandy the birthday girl is wearing the University of Wisconsin Badgers cap of a total stranger so u take a pic with the overtext "OMG MANDY IS SCHWASTY LOL" and then the next afternoon Mandy posts a heartfelt Facebook post about Samantha the mother goose who orchestrated another ameeeeezing birthday. Now what's crazy is that Mandy's sloppy ass gon get married before u, mother goose. And even Mandy won't believe it. She'll be at the wedding like "And to Samantha - the fucking BEST FRIEND EVER" (everyone applauds the best friend ever and nods in agreement) "I DON'T KNOW HOW MY ASS ENDED UP IN A WEDDING DRESS BUT YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT BABE WOOOO!!!!" Samantha - mother goose - I hate to tell u - u ain't next 😂. U gon be last. As fuck. Because that's how the world works! Shit don't happen on your timeline, mother goose. Even tho u the most motherly, wifely woman in the squad, your time ain't come yet. Same way people don't get pregnant when they wanna get pregnant. Like they timing the ovulation and taking they temperature and having intense pregnancy sex every other day and fly to Italy to get all romantic and they like "let's do this, baby! let's make a baby!" And they try for years. But Julio pounding Consuela in the back of a 2003 Lincoln Town Car limo whilst wearing a tuxedo with black Jordan's? Oh they gon have twins in nine months. Marco and Adriano. And they gon be wearing matching baby Jordan's. Because the blessings come down when u ain't expecting. U feel me? There there, mother goose. Your Prince Charming is on the way, jus wait on it! More life more blessings more twins more babies more success in 2017 ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
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Rain dan Kim Tae Hee akhirnya melabuhkan cinta mereka ke pelaminan. Upacara pernikahan mereka memiliki konsep sederhana agar tak mengurangi kesakralan. Pernikahan pun berlangsung sangat tertutup dengan penjagaan yang ketat. Maka dari itu, banyak orang terutama penggemar mereka penasaran seperti apa penampilan Rain dan Kim Tae Hee di hari spesial tersebut. Untuk memusnahkan rasa penasaran, Kim Tae Hee pun memperlihatkan foto pernikahannya dengan Rain. Kim Tae Hee mengenakan gaun berwarna putih seukuran lutut. Tak ada riasan berlebihan, bahkan make up-nya pun terlihat natural namun tetap memancarkan kecantikan. Sementara Rain tampak gagah dengan setelan tuxedo. Selain foto, ia juga menuliskan sebuah surat tentang isi hatinya yang sedang penuh warna. "Hallo, ini Kim Tae Hee. Pertama-tama aku ingin mengucapkan terima kasih atas ucapan selamat dan dukungan di tengah pemberitaan yang begitu tiba-tiba. Hari ini adalah hari pertama dari perjalanan panjang kami," tulisnya seperti dilansir Koreaboo. infia infiashowbiz kpop rain kimtaehee: Inma showbiz Pernikahan Rain dan Kim Tae Hee berlangsug khidmat dan sederhana. Padahal, sejumlah pihak sempat memprediksi pernikahan akan berlangsung sangat mewah. selebriti Rain dan Kim Tae Hee akhirnya melabuhkan cinta mereka ke pelaminan. Upacara pernikahan mereka memiliki konsep sederhana agar tak mengurangi kesakralan. Pernikahan pun berlangsung sangat tertutup dengan penjagaan yang ketat. Maka dari itu, banyak orang terutama penggemar mereka penasaran seperti apa penampilan Rain dan Kim Tae Hee di hari spesial tersebut. Untuk memusnahkan rasa penasaran, Kim Tae Hee pun memperlihatkan foto pernikahannya dengan Rain. Kim Tae Hee mengenakan gaun berwarna putih seukuran lutut. Tak ada riasan berlebihan, bahkan make up-nya pun terlihat natural namun tetap memancarkan kecantikan. Sementara Rain tampak gagah dengan setelan tuxedo. Selain foto, ia juga menuliskan sebuah surat tentang isi hatinya yang sedang penuh warna. "Hallo, ini Kim Tae Hee. Pertama-tama aku ingin mengucapkan terima kasih atas ucapan selamat dan dukungan di tengah pemberitaan yang begitu tiba-tiba. Hari ini adalah hari pertama dari perjalanan panjang kami," tulisnya seperti dilansir Koreaboo. infia infiashowbiz kpop rain kimtaehee

Rain dan Kim Tae Hee akhirnya melabuhkan cinta mereka ke pelaminan. Upacara pernikahan mereka memiliki konsep sederhana agar tak menguran...

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