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aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY?: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said "thanks" and half of me tried to say you're welcome and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying "your problem Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext playing soccer in gym ball is up in the air think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal -try miss bal >kick goale in the face stry to ask Are you okay and "I'm fucking sorry at the same time sinstead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? goalie is choking back tears this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so i'll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs: I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine" and "I have to pay a fee" and I walked in and firmly stated "I have to pee" and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago andI still haven't been back, My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so l tried to say "quick" and "fast" at the same time and I ended up screaming "QUACK" which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn philip-the-nickel in volleyball in tenth grade my team lost almost every single game but PRAYING that we would win and all of my teammates started cheering but instead of yelling encouragement I accidentally yelled "DEAR this one time we were ahead and I was sitting on the bench literally for my friend who was about to serve and I tried to join in the cheers HEAVENLY FATHER one of my friends (ankesh) was playing soccer and was about to get nailed in the face and another of my friends tried to say "watch out ankesh" and said "WONKESH" I was in the car with my sister and we were arguing and I was caught between yelling "fight me" and "fuck you" at her, so I just ended up screaming "FUCK ME!" at her aRe YoU fUcKiNg SoRrY?
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uncleromeo: thatsyawholethanghuh: meggory84: tygermama: 4acesdave: majorleaguebuttstuff: airyairyquitecontrary: newmodelminority: insideguppysworld: antinwo: http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbnutm_source=facebookutm_medium=ownedutm_campaign=lifeutm_term=ijamerica Save a life Totes good data. The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off? Change your neighbor’s screws too Channel your inner dad Chage everyone’s screws Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly. ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws. : Her Dad Took Out the Door Screws In Her First Apartment and She's Warning Everyone To Do the Same... BY KAYLA BRANDON (3 HOURS AGO)ILIFESTYLE Mariana Harrison -Realtor Real Estate Agent 5,237 Likes January 23 at 10:47am- My dad gave me this advice a long time ago when I moved into my first apartment. He even came out and changed the screws for me as soon as I moved in. Someone else recently posted about it and I thought I would shae A good home security tip that you may have never thought about... Most contractors install the plates with the supplied screws which are only a half inch long and come out with one kick by a burglar. He installed 4 inch screws in their place that go through the door frame and into the framing of the house. They can kick for a long time before they the door hardware. Making a burglar make a bunch of noise and be foiled in their initial plan can not only give you time to arm yourself but they will most likely move on to an easier target. 173,159 Likes 23,606 Comments 221,243 Shares uncleromeo: thatsyawholethanghuh: meggory84: tygermama: 4acesdave: majorleaguebuttstuff: airyairyquitecontrary: newmodelminority: insideguppysworld: antinwo: http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbnutm_source=facebookutm_medium=ownedutm_campaign=lifeutm_term=ijamerica Save a life Totes good data. The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off? Change your neighbor’s screws too Channel your inner dad Chage everyone’s screws Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly. ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws.

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My CS professor told us to print something when our program receives the SIGUSR1 signal. He didn’t tell us what to print. ;): Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my day Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin'trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it" First class, yo this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmmm, this might be all right I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air PID: 23110 I Current Time: Tue May 8 20:43:27 2018 SIGINT received NUMBER OF TIMES YOU ' VE BEEN GRACED WITH BEL -AIR: 4 Exiting now. My CS professor told us to print something when our program receives the SIGUSR1 signal. He didn’t tell us what to print. ;)

My CS professor told us to print something when our program receives the SIGUSR1 signal. He didn’t tell us what to print. ;)

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