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Apparently, Bad, and Fake: Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Had a lot of Trump voters trying to "introduce" themselves to me the last few days as if they're an alien species making first contact. 1/ 6/20/17, 6:14 PM 36 Retweets 86 Likes Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthyge... 1h v Replying to @stealthygeek Apparently being told directly and unequivocally that they're not good people has made a lot of them feel the need to justify themselves. 2/ 04 42 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... .59m v Well I have bad news for y'all. This "liberal bubble' you've all been trivjed into believing is bullshit. It doesn't exist. We know you. 3/ 4 52 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... 58m We ALL know dozens of Trump voters. You're not an uncontacted Amazonian tribe with mysterious customs and an uninteligible language. 4/ 5 64 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... 57m v You're our friends, coworkers, even family. We know EXACTLY who you are. And we know you watched for 18 months while and unhinged child.. .5/ 60 Patrick S. Tomlinson* @stealthy...-56m ﹀ ..spewed racism and xenophoibia, scapegiated immigrants and refugees, bragged about serial sexual assault, threatened his opponents w/...6/ 4 53 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... 55m v prison, offered to pay the legal bills of his supporters who attacked protestors. Lied every single day. We saw you watching him, 7 4 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... .54m And we saw you LOVING him for it. We heard you brag about how he was going to take YOUR country back for people just like you. 8/ V55 Patrick S. Tomlinson* @stealthy...-53m We saw. We heard. And then we watched you vote for him. Saw you celebrate as this nightmare YOU caused got underway at full speed. 9/ 4 52 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... 52m v We saw you parrot "FAKE NEWS!" whenever the media did its damned job of reporting true things about him. Saw you lie about crowd size. 10/ 6 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... .50m We already know very well who you are We've been watching the whole time. We don't need an introduction from you. We need an apology. 11/ 2 5 51 Patrick S. Tomlinson * @stealthy... .50m Your actions these last 18 months were not the actions of good citizens, or even good people. They were the actions of bullies. 12/ 4 Patrick S. Tomlinson * @stealthy...-48m ﹀ Want to talk to me? Start by accepting responsibility for the consequences of your actions. Conservatives are suppposedly big on that. 13/ 5 4 52 Patrick S. Tomlinson * @stealthy... .47m Then we can move forward. Then you can start to rebuild your reputations. Then you can be a good person again Not before quasi-normalcy: tbridge: chartier: Trump voters, the bullshit “liberal bubble,” and accountability. I’m just gonna put this here, for my cousins, and for my other family. We don’t hate Trump supporters because we don’t know what they’re really like; we hate Trump supporters because we know exactly what they’re really like.
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Anaconda, Ass, and Creepy: Ladies,İf you don't want toget rapedbya cop then follow the law in the first pace so you dont get pulled over." OK Patrol Captain George Brow plunderpuss: tallulah99: datiek: popping-smoke: mbisthegame: oparnoshoshoi: anarchyandacupofcoffee: OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video). Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops. Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world. HAZARD LIGHTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED PROTOCOL BY EVERY AGENCY. DO NOT JUST CONTINUE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS IN CASE THE COP MIGHT THINK IT’S A LOW-SPEED CHASE. I know that sounds dumb, but hear me out. My mother is a dispatcher for the local police station. I asked her about how to pull over for a cop and even brought up the use of hazard lights, and she told me that it is not always accepted. This is what she told me you can do in order to feel safe when pulling over: Call the police. No, really. Call and tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is a cop behind you demanding you pull over. The dispatcher can and will stay on the line with you while they look up the area you’re in to see if it’s one of their station’s cops. Then, once the cop comes to your window, you can crack it open (it only has to be an inch!) while still on the phone with the dispatcher. This is definitely, 100% accepted protocol. The dispatcher will verify that it is their own, real cop, and they will gladly stay on the line with you throughout your interaction with the officer. And God forbid this ever happens to any of you, but if something were to happen to you during this time, you’ve already contacted 911 and given your location to the dispatcher. Please keep this in mind if you are ever requested to pull over and do not feel safe. The dispatcher will understand. Do not, however, continue to drive, because there might be the off-chance an officer will think you’re flat-out refusing to pull over (a well-lit, populated area might be a ways away). Stay safe. Signal boost. Because I personally know some creepy ass mother fuckers who became cops because they’re demented psychopaths and they get off on having control over people. In light of current bullshit, this might be a good idea for a LOT of people, not just women. Marginalized minorities of all stripes, take note. I hate taking up an emergency dispatcher’s resources, but i also hate seeing yet another fucked up news story about police harming citizens.
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Bad, Crazy, and Doug: Area Man Watches Always Sunny' in the Worst Possible Way by Julia Ryan It was revealed early last week through a conversation with a casual acquaintance that area man Doug Sherman watches It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but in the worst way possible. Casual acquaintance and generally good person Debbie Barbo commented, "When I met Doug, he seemed like an okay guy. But as soon as he started talking about It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a red light immediately went off in my head. My first thought was, "Uh-oh, is this guy actually the worst?' and the answer really depends on why he likes the show." She then explained her reasoning, saying, "Listen, I love Always Sunny as much as the next guy, I have the Pepe Silvia speech completely memorized and I will recite it, even when my friends and family beg me to stop. But like... If he even mentions 'The D.E.N.N.I.S. System, it's all over." According to sources close to Doug, he frequently talks about how "[the writers] aren't afraid to do anything, dude. They'll do anything, it's crazy. It's like, they'll just show them doing terrible shit, like they'll kill a hooker and it's totally whatever because they're just rally bad people. It's sick!!" Those close to Doug noted that, while they need to skip the really terrible episodes of Always Sunny, Doug doesn't need to. In fact, Doug almost exclusively watches 'Mac is a Serial Killer,' and Mac Fights Gay Marriage' the most cringe inducing episodes of the series. "Dude, it's funny because, hes like so gay. No, dude that's not what I meant, I'm just saying like... Whatever. No, its like, he keeps harassing that girl because she used to be a dude and it's funny because he's like gay. It's hilarious!" Additionally, Doug's only criticism of the show is that he doesn't like Dee because he thinks shes "naggy." Doug's mother commented, "I love Always Sunny and I love my son. I've been a fan for 12 years and 22 years respectively. But if I have to listen to my son talk about how Always Sunny fights back against PC culture, I'm gonna kill him and then myseli in end us both, I swear to god." aur5: my colleges satire newspaper had an article about iasip and its so… Apt
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House, Serial, and Old: I think I just moved into a serial killers old house. Found these hidden around the backyard.

I think I just moved into a serial killers old house. Found these hidden around the backyard.

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