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News, Target, and Tumblr: ST 15 15 mrevaunit42: starafterdeath: schi-walker-locked: a-small-bowl-of-noodles: kakaphoe: of-another-broken-heart: kakaphoe: asymbina: iamsapphirecrimsonclaw: bluesey-182: captaindeadpoet: hiringdreamers: ezurad: commandtower-solring-go: kayas-wife: chandra-nalaar: viralthings: The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes. this is just a normal waffle house there is a bloody handprint on the door There is somethung under the counter with the cups Blind man reading news paperSkull in the coffee Milk is $15 Lady’s hand is a tentacle the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate… I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized… Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus. I think his face is just tentacles. The blind man has gills. Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!” Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops). There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH Just a regular morning in Innsmouth. Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

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News, Tumblr, and Waffle House: ST 15 15 starafterdeath: schi-walker-locked: a-small-bowl-of-noodles: kakaphoe: of-another-broken-heart: kakaphoe: asymbina: iamsapphirecrimsonclaw: bluesey-182: captaindeadpoet: hiringdreamers: ezurad: commandtower-solring-go: kayas-wife: chandra-nalaar: viralthings: The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes. this is just a normal waffle house there is a bloody handprint on the door There is somethung under the counter with the cups Blind man reading news paperSkull in the coffee Milk is $15 Lady’s hand is a tentacle the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate… I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized… Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus. I think his face is just tentacles. The blind man has gills. Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!” Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops). There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.

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Child Support, Community, and Fucking: Chronic Sex @ChronicSexChat Chronic Sex *Psst* Marriage equality doesn't exist anywhere unless disabled people can marry without losing their benefits Pass it orn 5/21/18, 7:03 AM actualmythicalcreature: somecunttookmyurl: tyse-has-unpopular-opinions: juxtapoesition: oistrong: I’m all for fighting for marriage equality in the LGBT community. But we’re so focused on that no one knows about this problem. W…wait Thats a thing???? Yep! The man I refer to as my husband? We aren’t actually married. We can’t be. If I married him, the government would literally expect me to care for him and be his sole source of income. He would lose all of his benefits, including SSDI. Spouses are expected to share income and that effects ALL of his benefits, even his health insurance. We simply can’t afford to be married. But it goes even further than that. If I were disabled, our incomes would STILL be combined, meaning BOTH of us would have our benefits cut. For people reviving supplemental income, their benefits can be cut anywhere from 25% of their current income all the way down to 0% In fact, one of the stipulations of receiving income under the adult disabled child program (which provides benefits for people who were disabled before age 22) is that they LITERALLY never be married. I normally don’t link to blog posts as resources, but since social service resource sites like to dress this problem up and make it seem smaller than it really is, I’m gonna call it appropriate! Check it out! https://www.advocate.com/commentary/2015/06/29/op-ed-why-no-matter-what-i-still-cant-marry-my-girlfriend I’m upset about the situation in case you couldn’t tell. Disabled people in the UK do not have marriage equality. If you so much as LIVE with a partner you lose a massive chunk of income Disabled Canadian chiming in - it’s the same here. I can even be kicked off disability for living with a romantic partner for longer than 6 months because then I’m considered common-law, and said partners income is deducted dollar for dollar from my benefits. Things like alimony, spousal support, and child support are also deducted dollar for dollar from my benefits - so you also get in shit for having previous relationships. If I have a roommate, they can request I PROVE that I’m not in a relationship with them by getting character references to swear it. Essentially, anyone whose unlucky enough to love me, is considered my financial caretaker. It fucking sucks.
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Animals, Cats, and Creepy: rabbitinheadlights l feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here's a very basic quide to common "mean" things cats do that actually aren't mean at all if you know what they're thinking Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I'm playful! If you reach for my belly I'll grab your arm and bite it because I think we're playfighting! Lazily exposing belly still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I'm showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don't break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I'm not ticklish and I know you wel Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You're petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: l'm ignoring you Actually means: We're hanging out! I'm being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You've failed to establish that we're not playing, or the way you're approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye contact and blink slowly at me before you try again. squeakykins I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they're so completely different behaviourally blome3kissesbitch I love dogs too but, I've been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities blome3kissesbitch P.s. people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you're doing probably hurts them northisnotup Also, their tail language is the opposite! Cats, tail up: happy to see you, happy to be here, happy in general Dogs (most breeds), tail up: On Alert, Hypervigilant, May Attack pluckyredhead And a cat with a swishing/"wagging" tail is a P.O.'ed cat. naamahdarling Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don't need to blink very often! Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I'm smug and think l am smarter than you Actually means: I like you! But I don't need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you l am glad you are around! It's very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they're deceitful. They aren't! They just AREN'T DOGS Cats are misunderstood creatures
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Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com

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Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com

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Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com

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Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com

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Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com

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Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com

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Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com

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Dude, Head, and Peter Pan: virtualloki.tumblr.com esculentesset: blueflame91: ecumenicalseeker: robotunicorncastiel: serinalion: stephendann: callmeshiny: abookwormcalledellie: piertotum-locomottor: kakashi-big-lips: deja-q: itslevilosa: midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir. naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.  what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir. the hook is worthy the hook is worthy Peter Pan would disagree. I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place. so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head  instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.  OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGIS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINTAND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVELAND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
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Dogs, Head, and Marriage: My wife and lowned two dogs that we had owned before we met and brought into the marriage. Her dog was a pit bull/Labrador cross named Zack, and he hated me. When our daughter was born,/ said to the wife, if he so much as nips at the baby, he's gone. We brought our daughter home in a car seat, and both dogs sniffed and licked her, tails wagging. Ihad to pull Zack away from her because he wouldn't stop licking her. Zack immediately became my daughter's protector, and when she was lying on a blanket on the floor, he always had to have one foot on the blanket. Zack loved my daughter immensely, and when she became a little older always walked her to bed, and then slept on the bed with her. He somehow knew whenever it was time to go upstairs, and he would wait at the foot of the stairs for her, and then follow her up to bed. Zack was poisoned by some dirtbag neighbor kids, and we had one of the worst days of our lives. Watching my daughter say goodbye to him as he laid still on the kitchen floor, my wife and / were both sobbing. At 8:00 that night, my daughter walked to the stairs to go to bed. At that moment, all three of us realized what was about to happen. After five years, she didn't have Zack to accompany her upstairs. She looked at her mother and me with a look of horror and panic. It was at that moment that my dog, who loved my daughter dearly, but was not in Zack's league, stood up, walked over to her, and nudged her with his head. He put his foot on the stairs, and looked up at her. They walked up to bed, with my daughter holding tightly to his neck. For the next six years, until he died. Sam waited for her by the stairs each night. mickeyjperez: michaeldirnt: Why…. Why would you do this to my heart

mickeyjperez: michaeldirnt: Why…. Why would you do this to my heart

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America, Black Lives Matter, and Children: PARENTS ON A DATE WERE ASLEEP IN CAR WHEN COPS ARRIVED AND KILLED THEM BOTH Matt Agorist ) February 25, 2016 95 Comments 2.7K 24 3 9 23 Share 8+1 RedditTweetEmail Inglewood, CA On Sunday, police responded to a call of a suspicious vehicle parked on Manchester Boulevard around 3:10 am. When police arrived, they engaged in a 45-minute long standoff before opening fire on the man and woman inside the vehicle, killing them both. TrueBlackNews @trueblacknews Following While Sleeping in a Car #KishaMichael & #MarquintanSandlin are Shot to death by Cops in Inglewood #Blacklivesmatter RETWEETS LIKES 15 4 Keegan Stephan @KeeganNYC Following #Marquintansandlin & #KishaMichael were asleep when police arrived & ultimately killed them: nbclosangeles.com/news/local/cou... RETWEETS LIKES 39 16 4mysquad: Inglewood, CA #BLACKLIVESMATTER On Sunday, police responded to a call of a suspicious vehicle parked on Manchester Boulevard around 3:10 am. When police arrived, they engaged in a 45-minute long standoff before opening fire on the man and woman inside the vehicle, killing them both. The woman was pronounced dead shortly after the shooting, and the man succumbed to his injuries after paramedics transported him to a local hospital. The shooting seemed like an open and shut case until the next day. Mayor James Butts, while responding to questions about the shooting, opened up a huge can of worms — both the man and the woman were unconscious. For at least 45 minutes, police attempted “to rouse” them in an effort “to de-escalate the situation,” said Butts. After admitting that the couple was asleep, Butts quickly defended the officers, noting, “Obviously at some point they were conscious because somebody felt threatened.” However, that notion has yet to be proven and is particularly unlikely due to the fact that not a single officer received so much as a scratch, nor did the couple have any reason to be violent. Both of the victims were parents; Kisha Michael, 31, a single mother of three sons, and Marquintan Sandlin, 32, a single father of four daughters. Families for both described them as devoted parents who made arrangements for care of their children while they took a night off. “The police ain’t telling us nothing,” said Trisha Michael after being met with tight lips from the department. “He was a loving father,” said Sandlin’s sister Leandra Faulkner.  “All he cared about was his girls, getting them right.” According to his relatives, Sandlin had a ‘rough life’ but had turned it around and was working as a successful truck driver. Sadly, these children will now grow up knowing that their parents were taken from them by cops, scared of a sleeping couple. SOURCE ‘For at least 45 minutes the cops attempted “to rouse” them in an effort “to de-escalate the situation” said Butts.After admitting that the couple were asleep, Butts quickly defended the officers actions, noting, “Obviously at some point they were conscious because somebody felt threatened.“’ What the fuck, were they aggressively snoring? Who opens fire on someone they just spent 45 minutes trying to wake up? Great. Now I’ve heard it all. Cops are afraid of unconscious people. 45 minutes of de-escalation? Did it ever once occur that if you try to wake someone up in a car with loud noise and they don’t wake up, medical attention may be needed? #KishaMichae #MarquintanSandlin #PoliceBrutality #Cops #KillerCops #America #BLACKLIVESMATTER #StayWoke
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