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Boxing, Dancing, and Dude: My alasses! I can see evepthing wthout my glasses VeIma, Stop prepare to be jinkied philosophy-and-coffee: vosh-daemon: theangriestlittleunicorn: csdragon: icecreamsandwichcomics: Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it. Anyway. Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then. Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries! Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…    Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.    And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways.
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Tumblr, Blog, and Fight: CHAPMAN JENKINS thats-tea: Two people get into Fist fight use Tongs like swords while fencing over Crab Legs at Buffet.

thats-tea: Two people get into Fist fight use Tongs like swords while fencing over Crab Legs at Buffet.

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Lol, Tumblr, and Blog: FR merkymerx: I miss fencing, and I miss playing Overwatch. Made her a lefty, just because I am one lol.

merkymerx: I miss fencing, and I miss playing Overwatch. Made her a lefty, just because I am one lol.

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Beautiful, Crazy, and Fresh: sosyebabe What you got made fun of in school for? graatrunk i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed "The Nut Slayer" and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents billsimportantposts I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company have faded my scars and stretch marks, completely gotten rid of my acne, fixed my dry skin problems, thickened my eyelashes, laid my edges, made my hair grow like crazy… I can go on and on. I’ve actually never tried the bath bombs, but their skincare and haircare products work magic. Fading Scars - Stretch Marks Organic Therapy Massage Bar Extra Dry Skin King of Skin In-Shower Body Conditioner, Skin Drink Facial Moisturizer, Sultana of Soap Bar, Tender is the Night Massage Bar, Each’s a Peach Massage Bar Acne Fresh Farmacy Solid Cleanser, Eau Roma Toning Water, Full of Grace Serum Bar Thickening Lashes Eyes Right Mascara - Lash Milk Edges R&B Hair Moisturizer (if you put this on your edges before wrapping your hair, they’ll be relaxer-straight when you wake up, lasts about 12 hours), -Dirty Styling Cream (cream-based edge control with a matte finish, no more shiny or crunchy edges) -Hair Growth NEW! Shampoo Bar, Retread Hair Conditioner FACE - HAIR STUFF Magical Moringa Facial Moisturizer Oh my lordy. Let me tell y'all about this stuff. It’s marketed as a moisturizer but I use it as a primer because when you put this on your face, it’s completely matte. Like completely. All day. And it will lock your makeup in place like no other. You can sweat in it, swim in it, whatever. Shit won’t budge. Ever. Jason & the Argan Oil Shampoo Bar Amazing for volumizing. It made the three bundles in my head look more like five when I used this thing the first time, I kid you not. Also gives your hair a really natural shine. I only use it when I really need a volume boost, otherwise it’s just too much. No Drought Dry Shampoo If you have a weave, you need this stuff. Period. A lot of times, the natural oils in our scalps (referring to my fellow black women here) are too heavy for Brazilian, Peruvian, etc hair, and so it’s easy for weave to get weighed down between washes. Shake this stuff in your hair, brush it out - bam, flow city. ( more in the comments
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Butt, Fall, and Fucking: pixiezq extraordinaryaardvark July 28th 2014, 4:08:15 pm 30 minutes ago Source: jtoday WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don't they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg" me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday) WHILE WE'RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT'S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. "but i look stupid!" lalalala but we'll avoid that dramatic moment where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL (via jtoday and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital (via panconkiwi) That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it (via gallifrey-feels) There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it. (via intheforestofthenight) yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS (via pterriblepterodactyls) Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They're called fingerprints dumbass. You have them and you're putting them all over the fucking place (via dawnpuppet) If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don't FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE (via takshammy) Survival Tips
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Butt, Samurai, and Target: SIR, LEVEL TWO, CORRIDOR THREE REPORTS A DISTURBANCE MR. SULU CHASING CREWMEN WITH A SWORD. LAUGHS MANIACALLY VIRONMENTAL NGINEERING RSONNEL ONLY COWARDS! davetheshady: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: theimancameron: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: drst: jenniferrpovey: bemusedlybespectacled: darkrainbow13: George Takei was so excited to do this shirtless episode. He spent all his free time doing push-ups for a week before they shot this. they were going to give him a katana and have him be a samurai, but he didn’t want to be stereotypical, so he told the execs that he could fence and they wrote in references to the three musketeers instead he could not, in fact, fence he spent the weekend before shooting learning how Not only that, but he found he liked fencing, kept it up, and became a master fencer. When I had the privilege to hear him talk at AwesomeCon 2015, he informed us he is a master fencer. It was a very clear implication that he is still fencing at his advanced age. No wonder he’s so healthy. He had far too much fun with this episode and it shows. Hikaru Sulu, our first Space Pirate. Reblogging for all this cool trivia And also for George Takei running through the Starship Enterprise with a sword and cackling sinisterly Reblogging for ALL of this, and for the coolness of George Takei still kicking butt with a sword to this day! Reblog if you trust George Takei with a sword to protect you “In the end, [Takei] loved his sword-fighting scene so much he held onto the rapier for several hours, poking stage hands with it and engaging in mock duels off the set.” – IMDB’s trivia
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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: zzzze: John Gutmann Helene Mayer, Two Time Olympic Fencing Champion, 1935 [tilted view of her in fencing tunic, thrusting with her épée on stony ground; trees] - gelatin silver print

zzzze: John Gutmann Helene Mayer, Two Time Olympic Fencing Champion, 1935 [tilted view of her in fencing tunic, thrusting with her épée on ...

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Chicago, Finance, and Memes: CFACTSPERT IN 2012, A CHICAGO MAN BOUGHT A CAR FOR $600, REGISTERED IT INHIS ED GIRLFRIEND'S NAME THEN PARKED IT AT O'HARE AIRPORT AND RACKED UP 678 PARKING TICKETS TOTALING $105,761.80 One particular car has set the Chicago, Illinois record for most parking violations and fines. The city claims Jennifer Fitzgerald owes $105,761.80 for the debt Chicago officials say the 31 year old, single mother of one owes for parking violations issued to a 1999 Chevy Monte Carlo registered in her name. Fitzgerald claims she did not own, drive or park the car where Chicago's Department of Finance (DOF) says it racked up 678 bright orange parking tickets over a period of nearly three years. Based on DOF records, the car in question seems to have set a record in Chicago for having received the highest number of parking tickets as well as accruing the largest fine amounts ever, beating Chicago's number two ranked parking ticket scofflaw by $65,000 and over 400 violations. Fitzgerald is fighting back against the city, her ex-boyfriend and United Airlines with a lawsuit filed November 2 in Cook County Circuit Court. According to the complaint, the somewhat confusing story starts when her former boyfriend Brandon Preveau, bought a 1999 Chevy Monte Carlo from Fitzgerald's uncle for $600 in 2008. Despite paying all the fees associated with owning a vehicle (registration, title and insurance) he put the vehicle's registration in Fitzgerald's name - something the West Side Chicago resident claims was done without her knowledge. Despite having had a baby together, the couple broke up at the start of 2009. Preveau took the car with him after their split. He used the Monte Carlo to drive to work at O'Hare Airport where he was employed by United Airlines. Preveau would leave the vehicle in O'Hare parking lot E, a secured outdoor lot surrounded by high chain link fencing, that is open to the flying public but also utilized by airport employees. The parking lot is owned by the city of Chicago and operated by Standard Parking Corporation, but according to the complaint, United Airlines leases spaces in the lot for use by airline employees. SOURCE : THE NEWSPAPER

One particular car has set the Chicago, Illinois record for most parking violations and fines. The city claims Jennifer Fitzgerald owes $105...

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Ali, Anna, and Memes: infia Meskipun tertimpa kejadian kurang mengenakan pada perhelatan Oscar 2017. Segenap kru dan pemain film La La Land, tidak pulang dengan tangan hampa. Film Arahan sutradara, Damien Chazelle ini berhasil menyabet 6 kategori pada gelaran bergengsi ini. film Keenam kategori tersebut antar lain, Best production design, Best cinematography, Best score, Best song, Best director, dan Best actress. . Dan inilah list para peraih Oscar 2017 . • Best picture: Moonlight • Best actress: Emma Stone (La La Land) • Best actor: Casey Affleck (Manchester By The Sea) • Best director: Damien Chazelle (La La Land) • Best supporting actress: Viola Davis (Fences) • Best supporting actor: Mahershala Ali (Moonlight) • Best original screenplay • Kenneth Lonergan (Manchester By The Sea) • Best adapted screenplay: Barry Jenkins and Tarell Alvin McCraney (Moonlight) • Best cinematography: Linus Sandgren (La La Land) • Best original score: Justin Hurwitz (La La Land) • Best original song: Justin Hurwitz, Benj Pasek and Justin Paul (La La Land) • Best sound editing: Sylvain Bellemare (Arrival) • Best foreign language film: Asghar Farhadi (The Salesman) • Best film editing: John Gilbert (Hacksaw Ridge) • Best visual effects: Robert Legato, Adam Valdez, Andrew R. Jones and Dan Lemmon (The Jungle Book) • Best production design: David Wasco and Sandy Reynolds Wasco (La La Land) • Best sound mixing: Kevin O'Connell, Andy Wright, Robert Mackenzie and Peter Grace (Hacksaw Ridge) • Best documentary Feature: Ezra Edelman and Caroline Waterlow (O.J.: Made in America) • Best animated film: Byron Howard, Rich Moore and Clark Spencer (Zootopia) • Best animated short film: Alan Barillaro and Marc Sondheimer (Piper) • Best documentary short subject: Orlando von Einsiedel and Joanna Natasegara (The White Helmets) •Best live action short film: Kristof Deak and Anna Udvardy (Sing) • Best make-up: Alessandro Bertolazzi, Giorgio Gregorini and Christopher Nelson (Suicide Squad) • Best costume design: Colleen Atwood (Fantastic Beast and Where To Find Them) infia infiashowbiz oscar2017 winner

Keenam kategori tersebut antar lain, Best production design, Best cinematography, Best score, Best song, Best director, dan Best actress. . ...

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