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Tap to see the meme: generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings. Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings. Don't dig for water under the outhouse. Don't go in if you don't know the way out. Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you. Never drive black cattle in the dark. Never approacha bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you. like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions generalgrievousdatingsim If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy TipsTM ifunny.co Tap to see the meme
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Tap to see the meme: generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings. Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings. Don't dig for water under the outhouse. Don't go in if you don't know the way out. Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you. Never drive black cattle in the dark. Never approacha bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you. like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions generalgrievousdatingsim If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy TipsTM ifunny.co Tap to see the meme
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laughoutloud-club: Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMİTED SCROLLING. 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION. 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMAND印A POTATO PICTURE AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY. AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO. 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN, GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT SORRY FOR THE LONG POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO AND I'M VERY SORRY FOR THE BAD ENGLISH ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE laughoutloud-club: Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
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