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I would watch the hell out of this: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based on people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: "sucks in a breath ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: "shaking thanks infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: "shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing actually work? babe, i'm not sure if this would Serial killer: "kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms ILOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers Ilove this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gulible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" ladyhavilliard ..perfect theskystealerthebookthief I need 4 seasons and a movie on this I would watch the hell out of this
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athanatosora: darecrow: sherrlockked: phantaysia: surprisebitch: whatdoesntkilluyou: my-oddly-drawn-circus: 鈥淐hild Abuse: YOU can prevent it.鈥 A Korean anti-child abuse PSA. Reblog the hell out of this this is so brilliant oh my god i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella聽鈥減ls dont鈥 she鈥檚 stabbing him in the throat鈥 Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe 鈥済o ahead and take that step forward but know you鈥檒l be dead before you can harm this child鈥 : 鞎勲彊頃欕寑 雼轨嫚鞚 毵夓潉 靾 鞛堨姷雼堧嫟 浜红澊鞀 , 靷检劚SDS 鞎勲彊氤错樃鞝勲旮瓣磤 霃勴晿 頃欕寑 雼轨嫚鞚 毵夓潉 靾 鞛堨姷雼堧嫟 112 鍗侂彊 鞁犼碃鞝勴檾搿 鞎勳澊霌れ潣 鞓侅泤0 霅橃柎欤检劯鞖 靷检劚SDS 鞎勲彊頃欕寑 雼轨嫚鞚 毵夓潉 靾 鞛堨姷雼堧嫟 400 鞁犼碃鞝勴檾搿 鞚措摛鞚 鞓侅泤鞚 霅橃柎欤检劯鞖 鞎勲彊氤错樃鞝勲旮瓣磤 霃勴晿 鞎勲彊頃欕寑 雼轨嫚鞚 毵夓潉 靾 鞛堨姷雼堧嫟 112 霃 鞁犼碃鞝勴檾搿 鞚措摛鞚 鞓侅泤鞚 霅橃柎欤检劯鞖 | 鞎勫惁氤错樃鞝勲旮 Besos athanatosora: darecrow: sherrlockked: phantaysia: surprisebitch: whatdoesntkilluyou: my-oddly-drawn-circus: 鈥淐hild Abuse: YOU can prevent it.鈥 A Korean anti-child abuse PSA. Reblog the hell out of this this is so brilliant oh my god i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella聽鈥減ls dont鈥 she鈥檚 stabbing him in the throat鈥 Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe 鈥済o ahead and take that step forward but know you鈥檒l be dead before you can harm this child鈥
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: phoneus: every1one: moonlandingwasfaked: jasper-rolls: today in聽鈥測outube鈥檚 recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i鈥檓 interested in鈥: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week a robber broke into his house and he didn鈥檛 stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391聽here 鈥淭his episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren鈥檛 expecting anyone. I realize I didn鈥檛 check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say 鈥淗ello?鈥. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house. You can see this happen at 2:36:30 As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.鈥 I鈥檓 howling The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there : 4:00:56 4:01:40 4:01:26 4:02:14 4:02:51 Sitting and Smiling #218 19,974 views 2 days ago Sitting and Smiling #217 19,961 views 4 days ago Sitting and Smiling #216 12,200 views 5 days ago Sitting and Smiling #215 12,609 views 6 days ago Sitting and Smiling #214 37,252 views 1 week ago 4:02:37 4:01:40 4:02:32 4:02:41 4:02:16 Sitting and Smiling #213 30,742 views 2 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #212 17,316 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #211 18,850 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #210 19,544 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #209 35,082 views 1 month ago 4:01:55 4:01:31 4:01:11 4:02:42 4:03:56 Sitting and Smiling #208 25,193 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #207 88,097 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #206 20,924 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #205 17,728 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #204 36,343 views 1 month ago thefingerfuckingfemalefury: phoneus: every1one: moonlandingwasfaked: jasper-rolls: today in聽鈥測outube鈥檚 recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i鈥檓 interested in鈥: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week a robber broke into his house and he didn鈥檛 stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391聽here 鈥淭his episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren鈥檛 expecting anyone. I realize I didn鈥檛 check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say 鈥淗ello?鈥. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house. You can see this happen at 2:36:30 As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.鈥 I鈥檓 howling The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there
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jehovahhthickness:So important.: 00 Sprint 11:02 PM a facebook.com Creighton Leigh July 25, 2016 at 5:47pm When my mom found out I was having sex I thought she'd beat the hell out of me She took me for breakfast, asked a few questions and took me to see a gynecologist. I was rx'd birth control. When we got home she told me she was disappointed that I didn't wait, but she wanted me to be safe. We talked about condoms and she showed me a Nike box full of condoms she kept at the top of the living room closet for my brothers. She also told my high school boyfriend's mother. She quickly cleared up that "your daughter is fast" bullshit and let her know she needed to talk to her son about safer sex. She was hurt, upset and surprised, but she did not punish me. She also said "don't lay there just to please a man, learn your body." She took me to the gyn once a year and kept me on her insurance through college so I could have access to birth control My mom was a strict as they come but she knew better than to shame me for doing what humans do. I mean, she was on my ass like a hawk, and cock blocked like no one's business, but she didn't punish me for having sex. People talked mad shit about my mom because of it. Stop beating your daughters for fucking. It isn't a deterrent. It isn't a barrier. They will find a way to do what they want to The only thing you're doing is making sure they go through life feeling shame around their sexuality. I have told way too many kids and adults that they are HIV positive who were confused about how it happened Talk to your kids openly and honestly about sex. Spend more time talking to them and less time beating and humiliating them in front of an audience. I called my mom today and thanked her. jehovahhthickness:So important.
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spacemanspiff91: There are so few people in the Dakotas this. Everyone knows everyone and NO ONE FORGETS OR FORGIVES. My dad goes to this small town in South Dakota to hunt and he knows this one guy who got burnt eggs at the local diner. He demanded a refund and they were just like 鈥 C'mon Tony, it鈥檚 not that big a deal.鈥 He never ate there again. And it was the only restaurant in town. For MILES. He has to drive upwards of an hour to go out to eat.Because of burnt eggs.: ooO TELUS LTE 7:15 PM Twitter, Inc. Tweet american fandal and 4 others liked Brennan @Bmangall20 My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn't try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled "Get the hell out of here Dennis" And that's probably my favorite story ever 5:40 PM Dec 13, 2017 40,033 Retweets 181,448 Likes spacemanspiff91: There are so few people in the Dakotas this. Everyone knows everyone and NO ONE FORGETS OR FORGIVES. My dad goes to this small town in South Dakota to hunt and he knows this one guy who got burnt eggs at the local diner. He demanded a refund and they were just like 鈥 C'mon Tony, it鈥檚 not that big a deal.鈥 He never ate there again. And it was the only restaurant in town. For MILES. He has to drive upwards of an hour to go out to eat.Because of burnt eggs.

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