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Funny, Obama, and Shit: Tate Reeves Bill Waller Jr. Write-in pyropansy: frogmunist: superunfriendlyreminder: Funny how all these voting machine “glitches” always benefit republicans…. Isn’t this literally a joke in an episode of the Simpsons Hey! I’m an election worker! If you ever have an issue like this please tell the people who are working at the polls! I don’t know about other states, as ours got new machines two years ago and we have some of the newest polling machines in the country, but I’m sure that your local polling place will do something about a machine like this. If you don’t trust the machines to allow you to vote for who you want, you ALWAYS have the right to ask for a paper ballot. If they refuse, get that shit on video and blast them on social media. Election offices HATE having people complain about them on social media. Be sure to specifically get them denying you a paper ballot. PAPER BALLOTS ARE NOT INVALID BALLOTS AND WILL BE COUNTED. Know your rights, be nice to election workers, be sure to register to vote, and actually get out there and vote! (Also, if you are willing and able, you should sign up to be an election worker. In the US there is a serious problem with most election workers being Republicans. Most election offices try to have a balance between Democrats, Republicans and Independent, but that’s kind of hard when Republicans are the only ones who sign up. It pays pretty well, and its wayyyy less difficult than most retail jobs. You also can learn so much.)
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Abc, Bernie Sanders, and Donald Trump: @KyleKulinski First it was Fox NewS & everybody scoffed, then it was Rasmussen & people said it doesn't count, now it's ABC/ WaPo 2016 GENERAL ELECTION VOTE PREFERENCE AMONG REGISTERED VOTERS 70% 60 Hillary Clinton 50% 50% 501 46% 46% 40 43% 44% 44% 41% Donald Trump 30 20 9/10/15 12/13/15 3/6/16 NOW abc NEWS SOURCE ABC News/Washington Post poll Bernae samhwils How to defeat Trump in November? Make sure Bernie Sanders has the Democratic nomination, not #RiskyHillary General Election: Trump vs. Sanders Sanders (D) +10.8 39.5 Trump (R) RCP POLL AVERAGE General vs. Clinton 43.4 Trump (R) +0.2 43.2 Clinton (D) POLITICS REAL POLITICS S Election: Trump 54 52 50 48 46 50 48 46 42 42 40 38 40 -10 -15 -20 15 10 March April May 5/23/16, 1:49 AM 121 RETWEETS 141 LIKES RCP POLL AVERAGE General Election: Trump(D) +10.8 vs. Sanders 50.3 REAL CLEAR Sanders 39.5 Trump (R) 54 52 50 48 46 42 40 38 15 10 5 March April May REAL CLEAR POLITICS RCP POLL AVERAGE General Election: Trump vs. Clinton 43.4 Trump (R) +0.2 43.2 Clinton (D) 50 48 46 42 40 0 -10 15 20 March April May 121 <? 141 c-bassmeow: There is now one democrat who can beat Trump, and it isn’t Hillary Clinton. Establishment democrats: you are shooting yourselves in the foot by insisting that she is electable. She can’t even beat a reality tv star who wants to have sex with his own daughter. There are now multiple independent polls proving her weakness and Donald’s slow climb up the polls. He is now turning to the center making himself more appealing to moderates. Vote Hillary if you want to have a president Trump. Vote for Bernie Sanders if you want a different outcome. Your cognitive dissonance can only take you so far, reality doesn’t care. :) hey Democrats it’s me again. vote for Bernie or else we are fucked.

c-bassmeow: There is now one democrat who can beat Trump, and it isn’t Hillary Clinton. Establishment democrats: you are shooting yourselve...

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Blowjob, Candy, and Fucking: hannah @lovecloud I told my boyfriend to write me an essay on why I should blow him 00 AT&T LTE 7:58 PM 89% 8 MAN CANDY I want a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement written in MLA format on why l should suck your dick Due by midnight tonight I'll fucking do it. Do it Ok. By text or email? Email Gotchu. Jose Alvarez Dr. Hannah Smith GF STUDIES PO1 December 27 2016 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author, whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and women who partake in oral sex It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount, and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming evidence supported by countless scientists that links the performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii female partner Likewise, women who report performing more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men." The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self- esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't sucky fucky amazing? The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love, admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but you as well Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you should smoke my penis. The end. unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life
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Marriage, Tumblr, and White People: Mother Jones Mother Jones @MotherJones Follow A new law would close hundreds of polling locations in areas with large minority populations: THE VOTING LINE BEGINS HERE Indiana is making it harder for minorities to vote, a new lawsuit alleges And easier for white people. motherjones.com 7:35 PM -10 Aug 2017 3,740 Retweets 2,097 Likes DO : y? d ) Samuel Sinyangwe Following @samswey This is what Jim Crow looks like in 2017. Mother Jones Ф @ MotherJones A new law would close hundreds of polling locations in areas with large minority populations: ow.ly/CIKP30ekekH 10:17 PM -10 Aug 2017 15,489 Retweets 21,684 Likes lazyscience: nevaehtyler: What’s next? Take away women’s right to vote? 🤷🏾‍♀️ Uh, actually… Voter ID laws have a disproportionately negative effect on women. According to the Brennan Center for Justice, one third of all women have citizenship documents that do not identically match their current names primarily because of name changes at marriage.  Roughly 90 percent of women who marry adopt their husband’s last name.  That means that roughly 90 percent of married female voters have a different name on their ID than the one on their birth certificate.  An estimated 34 percent of women could be turned away from the polls unless they have precisely the right documents. so, yes.

lazyscience: nevaehtyler: What’s next? Take away women’s right to vote? 🤷🏾‍♀️ Uh, actually… Voter ID laws have a disproportionately negat...

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Bad, Fall, and Omg: STEP 1: FIND OUT WHO'S RUNNING FOR CONGRESS IN YOUR STATE OpenSecrets.org Center for Responsive Politics STEP 2: LOOK UP YOUR DISTRICT IF YOU NEED A REFRESHER UNITED STATES HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES www.HOUSE.GOV STEP 3: LOOK AT THE VOTING RECORDS OF THE CANDIDATES. SEE IF THEY'RE ON POINT OR TOTAL GARBAGE OnTheIssues Every Political Leader on Every Issue WWw.ONTHEISSUES.ORG STEP 4: PLEASE VOTE OMG CONGRESS PRESIDENT THIS IS HOW A THIRD PARTY COULD COME INTO POWER. THIS IS HOW YOU PROTECT A GOOD PRESIDENT OR PROTECT YOURSEIF FROM A BAD ONE. THIS IS HOW WE PROGRESS OR FALL BACKWARDS roonilwazlib: mynameisbrandyd: prismatic-bell: raltvater: justinhubbell: PLEASE RE-BLOG I don’t normally say that? but everyone is talking (shaming people) about how the Congressional elections are SO IMPORTANT - but nobody is educating folks on how to go about it.HERE IS HOW Hey kids, don’t forget - it’s not just a presidential election! Keep hitting the polls!!! AND DO NOT FORGET, MINDS CAN CHANGE OVER TIME. If every vote for the last 15 years was progressive, but in 1994 you find out that your candidate voted against a minimum-wage increase, consider all the evidence. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Have they voted for increases since then? Spoken about income inequality? Politicians are also people (well–most of them, I still think Malevolent Tangerine is a scientific experiment gone horribly wronger), and they can learn and grow too. FINALLY someone brings up the Congressional votes. Also local elections!!!! Those are very important too

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Bernie Sanders, Party, and Tumblr: Arizona for Bernie TUESDAY, MARCH 22 2016 PRIMARY INFORMATION Arizona has closed primaries- Arizonans must register as a Democrat to vote for Bernie! * You must have been registered to vote by Monday, February 22nd in Arizona. * Arizona requires either a photo ID or a combination of documents to show identity and address. POLLS OPEN6AM-7 PM Help turn out voters by going to BERNIESANDERS.COM/PHONEBANKARIZONA FIND A POLLING PLACE, WHAT YOU NEED TO VOTE, OR FIND A RIDE TO THE POLLS: VOTE.BERNIESANDERS.COM/AZ Idaho for Bernie TUESDAY, MARCH 22 2016 CAUCUS INFORMATION t Idaho has semi-open caucuses-Idaho's Democratic Party Caucuses are open to all Idahoans, regardless of political affiliation, unless you already caucused for a Republican earlier this month. Idaho has same-day registration which allows you to register to vote at the caucuses on Tue, March 22. 17 year olds may still caucus in Idaho if you will be 18 years old by November 8, 2016. ARRIVEAT5 PM MST Help turn out caucus-goers by going to BERNIESANDERS. COM/PHONEBANKIDAHC FIND YOUR CAUCUS LOCATION: VOTE.BERNIESANDERS.COM/ID Utah for Bernie ム@う傍 TUESDAY, MARCH 22 2016 CAUCUS INFORMATION * Utah has open caucuses- Utahns can vote for Bernie Sanders regardless of their registered party * Utah has same-day registration which allows you to register to vote at the caucuses on Tue, March 22. x 17 year olds who will be 18 by November 8th can caucus for Bernie. DOORS OPEN AT6 PM YOUMUST BE INLINE BY8:30 PM IN ORDERTO CAUCUS. Help turn out caucus-goers by going to BERNIESANDERS.COM/PHONEBANKUTAH FIND YOUR CAUCUS LOCATION: VOTE.BERNIESANDERS.COM/UT berniesrevolution: Tuesday is when The West begins to vote!

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: FEEL THE BERN -201 6- fanservicetees: Screw the polls, we know the truth. Spread the Bern everywhere you go! Available only for 2 more days!

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: FEEL THE BERN -201 6- fanservicetees: Screw the polls, we know the truth. Spread the Bern everywhere you go!Available only for 2 more days!

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Bernie Sanders, cnn.com, and Politics: Nathan McDermott @Nate McDermott- 2h @FiveThirtyEight's Nate Silver said this about a potential Bernie win in Michigan NATE SILVER 9:25 PM I said earlier today that I had an intuition Sanders could beat his polling in Michigan tonight, but I didn't expect things to be quite so close. If Sanders winds up winning in Michigan, in fact, it will count as among the greatest polling errors in primary history. Clinton led by 21.3 percentage points in our final Michigan polling average. Previously, the candidate with the largest lead to lose a state in our database of well-polled primaries and caucuses was Walter Mondale, who led in New Hampshire by 17.1 percentage points but lost to Gary Hart in 1984. CNN C politics Election Results 2016 Nation World Oun age 1601 total respondents 12% 18-24 9% 25-29 16% 30-39 16% 40-49 27% 50-64 20% 65 and older key clinton sanders uncommitted other/no answer 13% 87% n/a n/a 23% 75% 2% n/a 37% 61% 1% 1% 50% 39% 2% n/a 56% 40% 3% 1% 68% 31% 1% n/a horselover107: areyoufromanotherplanet: essyltinexile: Bernie Sanders was down 20 points in Michigan polls. Look at those exit poll age metrics. You know what this says? This says that young people BROKE THE POLLS. Don’t let anyone tell you that your vote doesn’t matter or that young people can’t have a say: young people have just proven that they MUST be listened to. If you guys want Bernie to have a chance, he needs to repeat this sort of performance (and likely, win by even more) in Ohio, Illinois, Florida, and more. And P.S., he’s currently trailing by 20 points or so in those states, as he was in Michigan.  So if you live in those states… chop-chop. Floridans. He’s down by like 40 percent here. Get out to the polls and vote; they’re already open for early voting this week if you can’t make it on Election Day. Prove the pollsters wrong. We can do it!

horselover107: areyoufromanotherplanet: essyltinexile: Bernie Sanders was down 20 points in Michigan polls. Look at those exit poll age ...

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Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, and Movies: RglingStone f Like Follow @Rollin G+1 MUSIC POLITICS TV MOVIES CULTURE SPORTS RS COUNTRY WTF Happened to Hillary Clinton in Michigan, Explained Bernie Sanders pulled off a moonshot victory in America's mitten ■ BY TIM DICKINSON | March 9, 2016 T Email What was unforeseen was Sander's strength among independents, who made up 28 percent of the electorate. The socialist won this cohort in a landslide, 71-28. Sanders' "political pooh-poohed after his poor performances in the Deep South. We saw a taste of it on Tuesday night and not just among independents. Turnout among young voters was also stunning: More voters under 30 showed up at the polls than did voters over 65 lution" had been roundly revo and not just among independents. Turnout among young voters was also stunning: More voters under 30 showed up at the polls than did voters over 65 young voters was also stunning: More voters under 30 showed up at the polls than did voters over 65. theshameimarureport: More voters under 30 showed up at the polls than did voters over 65. More voters under 30 showed up at the polls than did voters over 65. More voters under 30 showed up at the polls than did voters over 65. MORE VOTERS UNDER 30 SHOWED UP AT THE POLLS THAN DID VOTERS OVER 65. Keep this up! Do not stop! This proves that getting our asses to the polls and voting WORKS. YES! also PLEASE  phone bank it is the single most effective AND EASY thing you can do to help Bernie. Please: vote, phone bank, and donate. 
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Ass, Bad, and Finance: NSNE LIVE MSNBC DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES DEBATE drewsinead: rainfelt: drackiszunk: littlesoulking: yahoonews: Hillary/Bernie 2016 Favorite moment from that rebate. Civility, decency and comradeship can exist amongst competitors. It’s heartening to see. We need to remember this no matter the outcome of the primary. I think – no, I know – we forget. We get so caught up in all the good things Hillary probably won’t do – like campaign finance reform, like affordable colleges, like doing something about police brutality – and it gets very easy to feel like electing her won’t help anyone. But we forget about the bad things she won’t do. We forget that things can get not only better, but worse. We forget that the Republican platform has shrunk over the years to just a few things. Anti-welfare, anti-abortions, anti-tax reform, anti-immigration reform, pro-war instead of just not enough against it, pro-police brutality. Ayn Rand is popular reading over there. And they will all feel obligated to at least try to destroy Obamacare. They will get to choose FOUR Supreme Court justices, and if you didn’t like it when the Voting Rights Act was gutted, you’ll have a lot more of that to look forward to. With eight conservative justices, it will be easy to destroy this country. Things can get worse. We could all be Flint, with deregulation. We could all see our wages and benefits evaporate with anti-union legislation. Hillary Clinton might not improve things enough to make any of us happy. She might not improve things much at all. But she won’t send us careening off the cliff. If you’re still feeling torn, still thinking “both parties are corrupt, what difference does it make” – harken back to the 2000 elections, and understand that people felt the same way then. Everyone thought George W would be pretty harmless. Lots of us on the left decided to vote third-party. Without Nader voters, it would never have come down to fraud in Florida. So let’s not make the same mistake twice within my lifetime, okay? I will vote for Bernie in the Primaries.. But if Hillary ends up winning the nomination you bet your ass I’ll be at the polls come November voting for her.. I DO NOT want any of those republican candidates in office.
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Bernie Sanders, College, and Girls: "So it's most women by the standard of most men, because they re going to get more activistas theyget older. And when you're young youre thinking Where are the boysThe boys are with Bernie to measure history-is-poetry: Madeleine Albright ArticleGloria Steinmen ArticleMillennial women: we are a threat to Hilary’s campaign. Over the last two days two popular feminists have made statements insulting and berating those that identify as women for not supporting Hilary. It has become clear that they are trying to guilt us for our convictions. The first quote from Madeline Albright is thrown around a lot as a guilt tactic. She’s suggesting that as a woman I have an inane responsibility to vote for another woman, no matter what my personal beliefs or convictions are. This is not only insulting to female supporters of other candidates, but insulting to Hilary and her current supporters. If Hilary wins people will try it say it was only because she’s a woman. If you support Hilary it’s because you’re blindly voting on gender. You don’t have a brain, mind, or opinions other than whether or not you’re voting for a woman. The 2nd quote is from Gloria Steinem. Gloria was asked why young women seemed to be supporting Bernie Sanders more in the polls. Steinem had the audacity to claim that it was not only because we want to impress men, but ALSO because we aren’t “activists” yet. Are you kidding me? An acclaimed feminist is quoting the rhetoric that women do something for the soul purpose of impressing boys? Not only is that extremely sexist and cisheteronormative; but its the same sentiment that women have been fighting against for years. Its the same thought process that female sport fans/players exist solely to impress guys. That girls go to college to find husband’s. Suggesting that young adult female voters are too incompetent to learn about candidates and to make an informed objective decision is absolutely ridiculous. Furthermore, Bernie Sanders is advocating for very progressive change. So to suggest his supporters aren’t true activists yet is so extremely obtuse and ageist. So young people: I’d like to remind you that you’re a threat. The Clinton campaign knows that as young feminists we may feel guilty not voting for a woman. Stand with your convictions. Whether you’re a Hilary supporter or a Bernie supporter know that your vote is more. Its more than voting on gender, and its more than voting to impress men. It’s voting to see the kind of country that reflects your values and political beliefs. Ignore the impending smear campaign against us that is ahead.
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Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: MSNBC vitaeaureliana: I’m the girl This is legit the most coverage O’Malley has ever gotten he went from doing -987.9% in the polls to a solid 2.3% 

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