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        thehumon:
The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like.
They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers or towns guarding whatever they considered valuable inside. If they were just a regular monster a knight or heroic man was needed to defeat it.
BUT sometimes it was a prince who had been cursed, and then a young woman willing to marry it was needed. On their wedding night when the lindorm asked her to remove her dress she’d ask it to shed it’s skin, and when the soft new skin was exposed she’d have to give it a good hard whipping, and when it was sobbing on the floor she’d bathe and cuddle it. This would lift the curse from the lindorm and it would turn into a beautiful prince.
So there you have it, a BDSM snakesnake.
: Thank you
thehumon:
The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like.
They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers or towns guarding whatever they considered valuable inside. If they were just a regular monster a knight or heroic man was needed to defeat it.
BUT sometimes it was a prince who had been cursed, and then a young woman willing to marry it was needed. On their wedding night when the lindorm asked her to remove her dress she’d ask it to shed it’s skin, and when the soft new skin was exposed she’d have to give it a good hard whipping, and when it was sobbing on the floor she’d bathe and cuddle it. This would lift the curse from the lindorm and it would turn into a beautiful prince.
So there you have it, a BDSM snakesnake.

        

            
            

                
                
                    thehumon:
The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like.
They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers or towns guarding whatever they considered valuable inside. If they were just a regular monster a knight or heroic man was needed to defeat it.
BUT sometimes it was a prince who had been cursed, and then a young woman willing to marry it was needed. On their wedding night when the lindorm asked her to remove her dress she’d ask it to shed it’s skin, and when the soft new skin was exposed she’d have to give it a good hard whipping, and when it was sobbing on the floor she’d bathe and cuddle it. This would lift the curse from the lindorm and it would turn into a beautiful prince.
So there you have it, a BDSM snakesnake.
: Thank you
thehumon:
The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like.
They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers or towns guarding whatever they considered valuable inside. If they were just a regular monster a knight or heroic man was needed to defeat it.
BUT sometimes it was a prince who had been cursed, and then a young woman willing to marry it was needed. On their wedding night when the lindorm asked her to remove her dress she’d ask it to shed it’s skin, and when the soft new skin was exposed she’d have to give it a good hard whipping, and when it was sobbing on the floor she’d bathe and cuddle it. This would lift the curse from the lindorm and it would turn into a beautiful prince.
So there you have it, a BDSM snakesnake.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/170869770159/celticpyro-libertarirynn-time-to-kinkshame-the" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170860750229/libertarirynn-time-to-kinkshame-the-recipe" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170860431864/time-to-kinkshame-the-recipe-websites" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Time to kinkshame the recipe websites.</p></blockquote>
<p>Me: *pours cream into my coffee*</p><p style="">Coffee: Harder daddy.</p><p>Me: Cool, now I have to dump all this coffee out.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Why do women keep trying to sexualize food?</p></blockquote>

<p>Fifty shades of Grounds </p><p>Heavy *whipping* cream ;) ;) ;)</p>: Adelaide
 @adafrobinson
 i just wanted to know a good iced coffee
 recipe
 splash in skim, 2%, or whole
 milk...or, if you're a naughty,
 naughty bad girl like me: half-
 and-half.
 Make that naughty, naughty,
 naughty, bad, bad girl.
 Free for 24hrs.3.00
 rs
 START
 START
 1/26/18, 4:31 AM
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/170869770159/celticpyro-libertarirynn-time-to-kinkshame-the" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170860750229/libertarirynn-time-to-kinkshame-the-recipe" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170860431864/time-to-kinkshame-the-recipe-websites" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Time to kinkshame the recipe websites.</p></blockquote>
<p>Me: *pours cream into my coffee*</p><p style="">Coffee: Harder daddy.</p><p>Me: Cool, now I have to dump all this coffee out.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Why do women keep trying to sexualize food?</p></blockquote>

<p>Fifty shades of Grounds </p><p>Heavy *whipping* cream ;) ;) ;)</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/170869770159/celticpyro-libertarirynn-time-to-kinkshame-the" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170860750229/libertarirynn-time-to-kinkshame-the-recipe" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170860431864/time-to-kinkshame-the-recipe-websites" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Time to kinkshame the recipe websites.</p></blockquote>
<p>Me: *pours cream into my coffee*</p><p style="">Coffee: Harder daddy.</p><p>Me: Cool, now I have to dump all this coffee out.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Why do women keep trying to sexualize food?</p></blockquote>

<p>Fifty shades of Grounds </p><p>Heavy *whipping* cream ;) ;) ;)</p>: Adelaide
 @adafrobinson
 i just wanted to know a good iced coffee
 recipe
 splash in skim, 2%, or whole
 milk...or, if you're a naughty,
 naughty bad girl like me: half-
 and-half.
 Make that naughty, naughty,
 naughty, bad, bad girl.
 Free for 24hrs.3.00
 rs
 START
 START
 1/26/18, 4:31 AM
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/170869770159/celticpyro-libertarirynn-time-to-kinkshame-the" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/170860750229/libertarirynn-time-to-kinkshame-the-recipe" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170860431864/time-to-kinkshame-the-recipe-websites" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Time to kinkshame the recipe websites.</p></blockquote>
<p>Me: *pours cream into my coffee*</p><p style="">Coffee: Harder daddy.</p><p>Me: Cool, now I have to dump all this coffee out.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Why do women keep trying to sexualize food?</p></blockquote>

<p>Fifty shades of Grounds </p><p>Heavy *whipping* cream ;) ;) ;)</p>
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂
        

            
            

                
                
                    Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashin...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Yo Gotti Helps Pay For Funeral of 10-Year-Old Boy Who Stabbed Himself -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Memphis rapper, YoGotti, has stepped up to help pay for the funeral of 10-year-old boy who stabbed himself after his mother admitted to whipping him with an extension cord and choking him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jaheim McKinzie died on Saturday from his stab wounds. The mother, Robin McKinzie, has been charged with child abuse for her alleged actions. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Fox 13 Memphis, Yo Gotti's manager stated that the rapper will be helping out, but there is no word yet on how much he plans on giving.: Yo Gotti Helps Pay For Funeral of
 10-Year-Old Boy Who Stabbed
 Himself
 @balleralert
Yo Gotti Helps Pay For Funeral of 10-Year-Old Boy Who Stabbed Himself -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Memphis rapper, YoGotti, has stepped up to help pay for the funeral of 10-year-old boy who stabbed himself after his mother admitted to whipping him with an extension cord and choking him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jaheim McKinzie died on Saturday from his stab wounds. The mother, Robin McKinzie, has been charged with child abuse for her alleged actions. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Fox 13 Memphis, Yo Gotti's manager stated that the rapper will be helping out, but there is no word yet on how much he plans on giving.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Yo Gotti Helps Pay For Funeral of 10-Year-Old Boy Who Stabbed Himself -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Memphis rapper, YoGotti, has stepped up to help pay for the funeral of 10-year-old boy who stabbed himself after his mother admitted to whipping him with an extension cord and choking him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jaheim McKinzie died on Saturday from his stab wounds. The mother, Robin McKinzie, has been charged with child abuse for her alleged actions. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Fox 13 Memphis, Yo Gotti's manager stated that the rapper will be helping out, but there is no word yet on how much he plans on giving.: Yo Gotti Helps Pay For Funeral of
 10-Year-Old Boy Who Stabbed
 Himself
 @balleralert
Yo Gotti Helps Pay For Funeral of 10-Year-Old Boy Who Stabbed Himself -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Memphis rapper, YoGotti, has stepped up to help pay for the funeral of 10-year-old boy who stabbed himself after his mother admitted to whipping him with an extension cord and choking him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jaheim McKinzie died on Saturday from his stab wounds. The mother, Robin McKinzie, has been charged with child abuse for her alleged actions. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Fox 13 Memphis, Yo Gotti's manager stated that the rapper will be helping out, but there is no word yet on how much he plans on giving.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Yo Gotti Helps Pay For Funeral of 10-Year-Old Boy Who Stabbed Himself -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Memphis rapper, YoGotti, has...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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