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So I do this thing where when I can't pronounce what I want to order I just start saying the first part of the thing then sort of stop when it gets to the part I can't pronounce and generally the waiter will finish saying it for me and I can just say "ya that" and it's all fine but one time I wanted spaghetti bolognese and i didn't know how the fuck to pronounce it cuz why the fuck is there a g there and so I started saying it but the waiter wasn't catching on so I was struggling and I said "oh fuck this" and just ordered a salad and I'm still mad about that IM SORRY I CANT PRONOUNCE YOUR FANCY ITALIAN PASTA NAMES OKAY JEEZ -mio: baeksic-bitch: if you ever feel bad about yourself just know that I tried to order food but i was so nervous that instead of saying "I would like 1 small pizza please" l accidentally said "l would like 1 small penis please" and the guy on the phone responded with "l only have a large is that okay" and now i have to find the nearest cliff to jump off of bYE The catastrophe that is my life Part 2: My mom made me go in with her and help carry a bunch of pizzas she ordered for a party and when we went in the guy looked at the address number and screamed "yoO DUDE ITS THE PENIS GIRL" confusion radiating off my mom, the entire store staring at me, workers running to the table, and the only thing going through my mind was "why couldn't l have been born as a toothbrush" So I do this thing where when I can't pronounce what I want to order I just start saying the first part of the thing then sort of stop when it gets to the part I can't pronounce and generally the waiter will finish saying it for me and I can just say "ya that" and it's all fine but one time I wanted spaghetti bolognese and i didn't know how the fuck to pronounce it cuz why the fuck is there a g there and so I started saying it but the waiter wasn't catching on so I was struggling and I said "oh fuck this" and just ordered a salad and I'm still mad about that IM SORRY I CANT PRONOUNCE YOUR FANCY ITALIAN PASTA NAMES OKAY JEEZ -mio
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House Fancy And then there's this episode which is notoriously hated for its disgusting toenail scene. However the only good thing about the episode in my opinion was that Squilliam appeared here. Is it me or did Squilliam come off as very flirty in this episode? Let me explain… It starts off with Squidward getting ready to watch his favorite TV show, House Fancy. Before he can enjoy himself the phone rings. Squidward decides which voice to use and answers the phone. When Squidward picks up the phone and says helloooo sweetly, Squilliam says helloooo sweetly back to him! (The cutest moment between these two!) Not to mention that when Squidward realizes that Squilliam is on House Fancy, we literally can hear his heartbeat pounding really loud and fast. Once again, Squilliam seems to know Squidward like a book and knows he likes watching House Fancy. As usual Squilliam enjoys chatting with Squiddy and like I've said before, Squilliam was behaving flirtatious toward him, even giggling! After that, Squilliam proceeds to show off his fancy mansion and Squidward watches him do it while growing increasingly irritated. (Notice during the whole show, Squilliam is constantly smirking at the camera because he knows Squidward is out there watching and he's reveling in the attention.) Another thing I've noticed is when Squilliam answers his phone; he does exactly what Squidward did with the eyelashes and sweet hellos. And finally, Squilliam seemed awfully disappointed that Squidward was only calling to tell Nicolas Whithers that his house was fancier. (What's wrong, Squilliam? Were you hoping that Squidward wanted to come see you?): When you hear your mom pullin up in the driveway and you haven't done any of your chores yet Gatlsavagee @drip memes House Fancy And then there's this episode which is notoriously hated for its disgusting toenail scene. However the only good thing about the episode in my opinion was that Squilliam appeared here. Is it me or did Squilliam come off as very flirty in this episode? Let me explain… It starts off with Squidward getting ready to watch his favorite TV show, House Fancy. Before he can enjoy himself the phone rings. Squidward decides which voice to use and answers the phone. When Squidward picks up the phone and says helloooo sweetly, Squilliam says helloooo sweetly back to him! (The cutest moment between these two!) Not to mention that when Squidward realizes that Squilliam is on House Fancy, we literally can hear his heartbeat pounding really loud and fast. Once again, Squilliam seems to know Squidward like a book and knows he likes watching House Fancy. As usual Squilliam enjoys chatting with Squiddy and like I've said before, Squilliam was behaving flirtatious toward him, even giggling! After that, Squilliam proceeds to show off his fancy mansion and Squidward watches him do it while growing increasingly irritated. (Notice during the whole show, Squilliam is constantly smirking at the camera because he knows Squidward is out there watching and he's reveling in the attention.) Another thing I've noticed is when Squilliam answers his phone; he does exactly what Squidward did with the eyelashes and sweet hellos. And finally, Squilliam seemed awfully disappointed that Squidward was only calling to tell Nicolas Whithers that his house was fancier. (What's wrong, Squilliam? Were you hoping that Squidward wanted to come see you?)

House Fancy And then there's this episode which is notoriously hated for its disgusting toenail scene. However the only good thing about...

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