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She had 5 photos with ripped jeans: Today jesus you are rough on pants 331 A get angry with them that have to wear them. 700 AM holy hell, there are better ways to deal with that than to mas- sacre them. Most of us just, stay with me here... Take them off poor things did nothing to you. 740 AM The First step is admitting vou have a problem though. so it sounds like you've accepted your role in this and are ready for the next step. 744 AM Absolutely ready for the next step. Just not sure what that is lol 749 AM we've got to get you out of them and to an environment where you can't hurt them anymore. we in the industry call this place, 'South, I've been there, and you wouldn't believe it. there is not a single pant in sight. the good news is Im an expert at finding this mysterious place. I can guide you out of those pants and in to something far less appropriate 756 AM Sounds like an excellent next step 804 AM I think we need to rehearse before we take any drastic steps I'm going to need to see what I'm getting myself into. 811 AM Rehearsal is a must 812 AM Rehearsals start Monday Anytime that works for you. I do make house calls, but it's going to cost you extra 816 AM Oh darn. Not sure I can afford extra and leave a nice tip В19 АМ Don't worry about the tip, we can work something out а21 AN Oh perfect! 822 AM for my records I'm going to need you to fill out these forms. Full name: Proffered Contact: requested Appointment time Location 824 AM reason for visit 824 AM 9:45pm .I've been naughty.. 8:25 AM ille Oh forgot one. 826 AM Ok I've got you booked in for Monday I will be out of the office this weekend but just in case things get bad and you need to talk, ill keep my phone on me. looking forvward to touching bases with you and getting you out of those pants. 834 A Sounds great. Thanks so much for all the help and support 8:35 AM +pes meesnge She had 5 photos with ripped jeans

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I call this piece “What the heck is wrong with me?”: AT&T Wi-Fi 11:52 AM O71 % O 13% @ o 29 % l AT&T LTE 5:36 PM ll AT&T Wi-Fi ll AT&T Wi-Fi 11:16 AM 2:24 PM Julianna < Naruka Angela Jessica Today Yesterday Today Today Hey Hey ( hey! Нeyy Today Is for horses Is for horses Is for horses o 42 % Is for horses AT&T Wi-Fi 3:25 PM llAT&T Wi-Fi Delivered 9:54 AM Tara 97 % ll AT&T Wi-Fi 12:29 PM 1 0 Fabiana hahaha Today Kim Yesterday Hey hi Dec 9, 2018 Hey AT&T Wi-Fi Неyy 11:24 AM Is for horses Today Delivered o 40% lAT&T Wi-Fi 2:35 PM Is for horses Is for horses Nicole Linzi Delivered O o 43% Spotify 2:14 PM YOU MATCHED WITH NICOLE ON 2/4/19 Today Julia true Нey!! Hey iAT&T Wi-Fi 10:25 PM 8 % D - 1 Yesterday Today 11:23 AM Elle Is for horses Неy Is for horses Today AT&T Wi-Fi Today 5:48 PM Sent AT&T Wi-Fi o 81% 8:46 PM Jenny Неу Is for horses Emma Today Delivered Is for horses Today Неy Lmao Delivered Hey Is for horses AT&T Wi-Fi 2:42 PM I'm sorry. Hi Is for horses Delivered Cortney AT&T Wi-Fi 10:29 AM Delivered Lol it is AT&T Wi-Fi 6:23 PM Today Katie Jessica Hey What's up? Yesterday Today K Mail l 10 96 % 12:28 PM Неу Is for horses Angelique Hey! 39% Is for horses ll AT&T Wi-Fi 2:35 PM Today Is for horses Marlene Bumble tried to bully me into not just saying hey Hey Delivered Today but Is for horses hahah, how are you? Hey Today Delivered AT&T Wi-Fi 3:16 PM 10% 29% Is for horses Yeah it behooves you to get a bit more creative Loll Lydia Delivered How are you? AT&T Wi-Fi O 24% 11:08 PM Today Delivered 10:21 AM e o 85% Messages l Shey AT&T LTE 77% Hey 11:44 AM Kelly Justine Today Is for horses Today Неyw Today Delivered Heyy Hey Is for horses Haven't heard that in a while lo Is for horses Is for horses ll AT&T Wi-Fi o40% 1:44 PM Delivered @ o 32 % . l AT&T Wi-Fi 5:24 PM Eve Maybe if I sent hayyy Nora Today Today Нey! Hey:) Is for horses Is for horses Delivered I call this piece “What the heck is wrong with me?”

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simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED CATS FACES 2) CAT WITH EARS UPRIGHT, SITTING UP AND ALERT 1) CAT WITH EARS 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN FORWARD Im pleased to see you.If you hold outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im Im feeling scared or anxious am shy) offtofindout CATS NOISES MIAOW! PURRRR! MYIP!MYIP! 4) PURR 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW HellolWelcome home! Is my dinnerready yet? 6) CHATTERING AT THE WINDOW I purr because of most things (dinner strokes, sitting in sunshine but mainly because youúve given me some form of I've spottedpreyoutside the window but I dont think Ican catch it contact andI like it. CATs PoSTURES 7) CAT WITH BACK HUNCHED UP AND TAIL AND FUR ON END, 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS BEHIND 9) CAT ROLLING ON BACK TO EXPOSE STOMACH GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I dogs. my hair out to make myselflook bigger so whatever Im scaredof leaves me alone. might be in the mood to play. Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr? 10) CAT BRINGING A CIFT 12) CAT KNEADING 11) CAT RUBBING AGAINST A TABLE / PERSON Imgetting comfy, kneading you is just like needing mymum. Im trying to teach you howto hunt.See what a goodhunter am. This is my home andIscent things to find mywayaround. 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING WITH NO LEGS This might look silly to you, but it makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou but you cant seeme! SLOW CLOSING OF EYES WHILST MAKING EYE CONTACT Im happy and relaxed You could call this mysphinx loaforeven monorail position. Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam in the mood Sainsbury's Bank simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.

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I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople: ruby-white-rabbit There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose I'm not ready to be a single mom I know shit about reptiles I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she's a box turtle? 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH?? iplemons You a mom now Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the eggs so chase them off ruby-white-rabbit mrswinterbarnes Name her Sharron, she sounds like she doesn't care about her kids @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye?? I don't think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA DAMN IT SHARRON First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny?? UPDATE SHES BACK NEVERMIND ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me ladystud Call this one Susan blad-the-inhaler You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople
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