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feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of laser weaponry except some strange insecticide they loaded into bullets I know the autocannons were/are okay/good for use against tyranids. Lasweapons were too slow I thinkI was mainly just taking the piss out those guardsmen and their flashlights Oof Seriously, according to the wiki: “However, it is against the Tyranids that the Autocannon finds its true calling. The ability to deliver large volumes of heavy firepower is vital in combating massive Tyranid bioforms such as Hive Tyrants and Carnifexes, which lack the natural armour that requires the penetrating power of a Lascannon, but are too tough to be threatened by a Heavy Bolter.”Weird, since the Hbolter uses fucking microrockets Nice: What we see: Scientists have been working on a mosquito-killing laser that can kill upto 100 mosquitos a second. The system can even distinguish gender and species by calculating the speed at which their wings beat. What mosquitoes see: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of laser weaponry except some strange insecticide they loaded into bullets I know the autocannons were/are okay/good for use against tyranids. Lasweapons were too slow I thinkI was mainly just taking the piss out those guardsmen and their flashlights Oof Seriously, according to the wiki: “However, it is against the Tyranids that the Autocannon finds its true calling. The ability to deliver large volumes of heavy firepower is vital in combating massive Tyranid bioforms such as Hive Tyrants and Carnifexes, which lack the natural armour that requires the penetrating power of a Lascannon, but are too tough to be threatened by a Heavy Bolter.”Weird, since the Hbolter uses fucking microrockets Nice
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Why isnt OP on the Weather Channel yet?: robotmango it's ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, "i'm gonna go for a bike ride." and i was like "why. no. why don't put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey don't do it." so he says he doesn't want to "hide in the house" because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. "the sun is shining" does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this mornin awed-frog @robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea robotmango this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit pretty great. now it's ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a "borrower" that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil's preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun scarylullabies I think I've reblogged this before, but "the thermostat of hell is always at the devil's preferred temperature" is fucking poetry heywetotheotherworld but in conclusion, fuck the sun Why isnt OP on the Weather Channel yet?
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Bruv. Are all animals puppers? This entire thing has warmed my heart 😍🔥 [Editor’s Note: EXCEPT MOSQUITOS - IDGAF - SEND ME A BEAUTIFUL MICROSCOPIC VIDEO OF A LIL MOSQUITO BEING CUTE AND LEAPING ON HIS MAMA AND SPEAKING ACTUAL ENGLISH LIKE “I love you Mama! Mosquitos are sentient beings! We don’t wanna bite people! We love humanity! We were programmed to love, we just need Red Kool Aid to survive I’m sure you can understand, guvannah!” (Mosquitos speak adorable ye olde English like a London bloke APPARENTLY lmao). ANYWAY IMMA STILL SLAP HIM WITH THE STRENGTH OF A MILLION CHARGING BULLS AND THEN BE ANNOYED THAT I GOTTA WASH MY HANDS AFTER LIKE “aye fvck your sentience specifically 😊”. ON GOD. HATE YALL LMAO. THE REST OF ANIMALS ARE PUPPIES THO BLESS UP 🤤😍😂] (Vid: Reddit u-Dr1zz3r): Tank puppy wants mom to play with him. DrSmashlove Bruv. Are all animals puppers? This entire thing has warmed my heart 😍🔥 [Editor’s Note: EXCEPT MOSQUITOS - IDGAF - SEND ME A BEAUTIFUL MICROSCOPIC VIDEO OF A LIL MOSQUITO BEING CUTE AND LEAPING ON HIS MAMA AND SPEAKING ACTUAL ENGLISH LIKE “I love you Mama! Mosquitos are sentient beings! We don’t wanna bite people! We love humanity! We were programmed to love, we just need Red Kool Aid to survive I’m sure you can understand, guvannah!” (Mosquitos speak adorable ye olde English like a London bloke APPARENTLY lmao). ANYWAY IMMA STILL SLAP HIM WITH THE STRENGTH OF A MILLION CHARGING BULLS AND THEN BE ANNOYED THAT I GOTTA WASH MY HANDS AFTER LIKE “aye fvck your sentience specifically 😊”. ON GOD. HATE YALL LMAO. THE REST OF ANIMALS ARE PUPPIES THO BLESS UP 🤤😍😂] (Vid: Reddit u-Dr1zz3r)
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