My dad was a straight-ticket Democrat, gave money to the ACLU, and left the Catholic church when his local par...
My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him l’d help let the world see
A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I’m running out of...
My mama asked me where I’m taking her out to eat for Mother’s Day.
I told her “We got food at the house.” https://t.co/T7HElqCCzi
this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we ge...
I told my students that if almost all of them did an online test they could choose my facial hair
ups-dogs:Met Daisy today, she’s ready to go on the road, she wants to be in a Homeward Bound Reboot. She has her application ready, I tol...
ups-dogs:I run 26e in South Tampa for UPS and had to reach out to ya cause I got a lot of AWESOME dogs on my route. Anyway, a lot of peop...
I told myself I wouldn’t post this
babyanimalgifs:me thinking of a funny joke i told last year
Biggest “I told you so” in history.
Biggest “I told you so” in history. by extracloroxbleach
Pass it on.
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Legit I just had this talk with my parents...
Pretty sure she swiped right by accident but I told her no takebacks :)
David Neres: “Erik ten Hag (Ajax’s mananger) once complained about my hair, I told him to take care of his own hair, and I will take care...
What if I told you…
What if I told you… by John-333
It’s your time now!
You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
You never know what 2030 will bring so keep your head up. Happy New Year!
Thank you Reddit!
Joey finally made it!
My dad literally sent this to me this morning
Neres: “When I was young, there were 2 girls joking about me. When I returned to my old town 5 years later, I took them both to a 5 star...
Christmas dinner soon..
Worst person ever
You better watch out… Santa’s coming to town
Watch out for his jingle bells… by sva97ab
A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish