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Beer, Children, and Clothes: www.veprikov.com spikesjojo: gothiccharmschool: deviantart: seerofsarcasm: satamoru: plintoon: satamoru: zoann: colormecalm: nonimaginaryfriend: americanairliines: Old hag by *veprikov Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world. I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat.. Im sobbing. no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic:  Enjoy! DEAD Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care Forever reblog. ❤️ Why yes, I will always reblog the happy endings people have given to this illustration. BECAUSE THAT DELIGHTFUL ELDERLY WITCH DESERVES TO BE HAPPY WITH THE FANCY PURPLE HAT. When I Am Old. When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me, And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired, And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells, And run my stick along the public railings, And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens, And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat, And eat three pounds of sausages at a go, Or only bread and pickle for a week, And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats and things in boxes. But now we must have clothes that keep us dry, And pay our rent and not swear in the street, And set a good example for the children. We will have friends to dinner and read the papers. But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised, When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple! Jenny Joseph

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Advice, Beer, and Church: Chris Herbert Yesterday at 11:07 Dodworth Getting frustrated by some people expecting racism from me, because I got blown up. Here it is Yes. A Muslim man blew me up, and I lost my leg. A Mselim man alen Inet hie arm that dar uaarinn a Rritieh I Inifnem Soldier Who Lost His Leg In Iraq Has Something To Say About Muslims Chris Herbert Yesterday at 11:07 Dodworth Getting frustrated by some people expecting racism from me, because I got blown up. Here it is: Yes. A Muslim man blew me up, and I lost my leg. A Muslim man also lost his arm that day wearing a British Uniform. A Muslim medic was in the helicopter that took me from the field A Muslim surgeon performed the surgery that saved my life A Muslim Nurse was part of the team that helped me when I returned to the UK A Muslim Healthcare Assistant was part of the team that sorted out my day to day needs in rehabilitation when I was learning to walk A Muslim taxi driver gave me a free ride the first time I went for a beer with my Dad after I came home. A Muslim doctor offered my Dad comfort and advice in a pub, when he didnt know how to deal with my medicines and side effects. Contrary to that, A white brit spat in my girlfriends face for king a cripple when you could have me [him A White brit pushed my wheelchair away from a lift so he could use it first. A White brit screamed at my Dad for parking in a disabled bay when I was in the services coming home (Although, alot of people helped in my recovery! I dont hate white brits either! hahaha) Point is,k off. I know who I dislike, and I know who I dont. I know who appreciate, and I know who I dont. If you want to hate an entire race of men and women for the actions of a few dickheads feel free, but don't push your views on me, thinking I am an easy target because one douchebag decided it was my day to die. Blaming all Muslims for the actions of groups like Daeshe and the Taliban, is like blaming all Christians for the actions of the KKK or Westboro Baptist Church Get a grip of your lives, hug your family and get back to work. finzione712: Respect to this soldier, he’s basically just put his middle finger up to these bigots.
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