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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, Xxx: OK, so, our that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those XX: A true programmer
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Abc, cnn.com, and Facebook: WHAT WOULD YOU DEBATE LOG IN/REGISTER ASK THE CANDIDATES? Search and vote for questions about issues that are important to you! The "town halr debate will feature questions from the Intemat- ABC and CNN moderators agreed to considar the Top 30 queations voted up on this site! Watch the debate right here on Sunday, Oct. 9, at 9pm EDT to find out if they chose yours! NOTE wwwwunte Questions must not name or allude to a candidete and must be able to be posed to either candidete Il DAYS 23 HRS 23 MINS UNTIL THE EVENT 2 3 8 33 TOTAL VOTES How will you advance anti-discrimination laws or LGBT+ Americans? OPEN nillia: ramblingtreehugger: nillia: flawlessloser: shakspeare: nillia: For the first time ever, networks are promising to consider the 30 most up-voted questions submitted by Americans. Currently, it seems like FWD:FWD:Re: style conservatives are submitting and voting the most,as the top questions are more like accusations aimed at specifically Hillary, or prompts for Trump to regurgitate his favorite buzzwords. We have the Internet too. We have a voice: let’s use it in venues outside tumblr so Trump doesn’t get more advantages. Vote on and submit meaningful questions that challenge both candidates to talk policy. Please vote on my first question, linked here and above, which challenges both candidates to offer their opinion on LGBT and suggest real solutions that can work against the “religious freedom” arguments of the Alt-Right. My second question focuses on how at-risk (poor, often minority) students and students with disabilities fare under high-stakes testing. Please vote for it here. Please Reblog. Tweet. Facebook. We can do this. DO THIS! So far the highest voted questions are thinly veiled jibes about deleting emails - just chances for Trump to go off on one. THIS TAKES LIKE TWO SECONDS! The right are very active when it comes to shit like this so don’t let them win it over, like the o.p says we have the internet too so let’s level this playing field. Let’s make Trump really struggle. Seriously guys, please go to this site! The top ones are stupid questions involving gun control and a couple asking why requiring and for ID to vote is racist -__- Help the real important questions be on top! We have worked our way up to 700 votes since last night! Thank you! Let’s increase that momentum. The networks are only considering the top 30 questions, and they all have thousands of votes.   Our GOAL is to reach 3000 to start to catch up tomorrow. Most of the top 30 questions are proudly deplorable gifts to Trump. It would be a double victory if we made this go viral enough to not only prompt a dialogue on LGBT issues, but to also knock off one of those terrible questions! Other questions worth bolstering (You can vote for multiple questions): Decriminalizing Marijuana Internet Freedom/ Net Neutrality Education to include Computer Science Gerrymandering / Rigged elections Climate Change Income Inequality/Taxes Congressional Term Limit Healthcare Human Right Access to Abortion Infrastructure  Criminal Injustice and Black Incarceration High Stakes Testing SIGNAL BOOST, TWEET, FACEBOOK, GO! We’ll return to the regularly scheduled tree pictures and such momentarily, but we’re in the last stretch here guys. It’s almost over, but let’s take them to task first shall we? GREAT JOB EVERYONE! We blazed past our goal for today and reached 3700, as well as popularity rank #35! We need to close a gap of about 700 votes to get into the Top 30! LET’S KEEP GOING! SIGNAL BOOST, TWITTER, FACEBOOK
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