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I was at this Christmas party with my boy Tre. It wasn't no regular party either. The turn up was real. Tre was the king of parties and gave no fucks. He was also a ain't shit niqqa. Homie would be on FaceTime with his girl on his side bitch phone while cheating. Such high levels on savagery. Tre and I pull up to the party where the guy to girl ratio was extremely unbalanced. I'm talking racks on racks on racks. I'm getting the twerk of a lifetime when I look over and see my boy Steve getting double decked by two BBWS. They not even grinding on him he just in the in the middle of it all. It looked like two escalades crashed in the middle and he was the lone survivor. While I'm laying on the ground half way unconscious because of this vicious twerk I swear I see my homie girl talking to a group of dudes. TI go tell Tre I think his girl here. Homie thought I was lying. I tell Tre check his girl snapchat to see. We start watching her snapchat and we hearing the same songs that's being played. It was so obvious. Tre in denial like nah this can't be true. We literally went outside to view the snap properly. Tre like this dude not even all that how could she? Tre had to find out his girl was a hoe on snap chat. What a way to go out. Tre became the first nigga to have his girl cheat on him at the same party he attended. Tre try to tell me "F these bitches let's bounce". Talking about bros before hoes. He bugging. My ass went right back inside and caught that mean succ. Some would say I'm a fucked up friend but I caught that nut in Tres honor. That Henny bring the hoe outta bitches. I had to get my candy cane licked. Idk who took the biggest L of 2016. Kodak Black, Tre or The fact the warriors blew a 3-1 lead.: When your girl butt dials you and all you hear is trap music and slurpin sounds. I was at this Christmas party with my boy Tre. It wasn't no regular party either. The turn up was real. Tre was the king of parties and gave no fucks. He was also a ain't shit niqqa. Homie would be on FaceTime with his girl on his side bitch phone while cheating. Such high levels on savagery. Tre and I pull up to the party where the guy to girl ratio was extremely unbalanced. I'm talking racks on racks on racks. I'm getting the twerk of a lifetime when I look over and see my boy Steve getting double decked by two BBWS. They not even grinding on him he just in the in the middle of it all. It looked like two escalades crashed in the middle and he was the lone survivor. While I'm laying on the ground half way unconscious because of this vicious twerk I swear I see my homie girl talking to a group of dudes. TI go tell Tre I think his girl here. Homie thought I was lying. I tell Tre check his girl snapchat to see. We start watching her snapchat and we hearing the same songs that's being played. It was so obvious. Tre in denial like nah this can't be true. We literally went outside to view the snap properly. Tre like this dude not even all that how could she? Tre had to find out his girl was a hoe on snap chat. What a way to go out. Tre became the first nigga to have his girl cheat on him at the same party he attended. Tre try to tell me "F these bitches let's bounce". Talking about bros before hoes. He bugging. My ass went right back inside and caught that mean succ. Some would say I'm a fucked up friend but I caught that nut in Tres honor. That Henny bring the hoe outta bitches. I had to get my candy cane licked. Idk who took the biggest L of 2016. Kodak Black, Tre or The fact the warriors blew a 3-1 lead.
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