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Anaconda, Facts, and Love: The first animal to ask an existential question was from a parrot named Alex. He asked what color he was, and learned that it was "grey Ultrafacts.tumblr.com princessleastlikely: twilighttheunicorn: mandopony: ultrafacts: Alex (1976 โ€“ September 6, 2007) had a vocabulary of over 100 words,ย but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said. For example, when Alex was shown an object and was asked about its shape, color, or material, he could label it correctly.ย He could understand that a key was a key no matter what its size or color, and could figure out how the key was different from others. One day, he asked what color he was, and learned โ€œgreyโ€ after being told the answer six times.ย This made him the first non-human animal to have ever asked an existential question. [x] Alexโ€™s last words were also โ€œYou be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.โ€ [x]ย  These were the same words that Alex would say every day when his owner left the lab. (Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts โ€œYou be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.โ€ a parrot actually said these words, and meant it, before he died. Iโ€™m getting choked up Alex the parrot is actually one of my favorite animal intelligence stories/examples. What a smart birb. Oh my goodness.

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Bitch, Booty, and Cars: C File: devito kim f (885 KB, 308x397 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:15:48 No. 678080680 Reply] WINTER 201 Story Time /b/ Thought I'd share some of my strange sexcapades >Be me 27 grad student, late last year >Get on a bunch of dating apps to try and get some >Bitches rarely respond (and guys are the shallow ones) >Get a bite >hotbitch.jpg >36 year milf with long brown hair fingers crossed >start messaging her and she responds >shes a huge bears fan, even has a dog named Walter Payton >we start texting >shew ont doit jpg >one night she calls me out of the blue tells me some guys were making fun of her at a bar for being a bears fan wants me to come up to meet her >here we fucking go >I go up to meet her more? 678080860 678081363 678081403 678081507 678081546 Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:21:16 No. 678081363 22678081590 678080680 (OP >she's a bit bigger than her pictures, but what bitch isn't that you find online >She's plastered >We go sit out on the patio of this bar >bitch starts confessing her life story to me >gets to the part in the story about one year ago tells me her crazy ex raped her while holding a gun to her head >allofmywat jpg >try to keep a straight face she starts crying telling me how tough it is raising two daughters herself >l put on my best game face and try and sympathize >she starts calming down and wants to invite me over >l keep asking if she's sober enough for that >l follow her to her place and we go in her room O Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:23:06 No. 678081590 2267808195422678082529 678081363 no condom >fuck she says she can't get pregnant and doesn't have periods >we fuck like rabbits and it was good >bang on the reg for another week >one day she tells me she wants us to stop because she wants to settle down with someone who's planning on staying here U Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:26:01 No. 678081954 2>678082183 >>678082232 >>6780824462 678082583 2>678082771 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at png (113 KB, 498x610) 678081590 >godfuckingdammit.jpg radio silence for about 4 months t a fb message from her hey, so I went to the doctor and got a not so good diagnosis" >fuck, I've got the hiv claims she can't walk I was wondering if you wanted to come over and see if this has already taken that from me >lneedtothinkaboutthis.jpg she freaks says she's sorry she asked >l stop her and think this may be a crazy attempt at a booty call nope >get to her place and she's in a wheelchair what the fuck have I gotten myself into? pic directly related keep going? Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:30:57 No. 678082583 678082709 678082718 678082790 678082860 678082973 678083029 678081954 >she took her bed off the frame so it sits lower and she can get in and out easier >we talk for a few and then take a trip to poundtown >I'm on top (naturally) and at first she's enjoying it makinlovetolifelesslegsaintsobad.jpg >all of a sudden she's not into it anymore tilts her head to the side this bitch starts crying while l'm n her Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:34:27 No. 678083029 2 678083124 2>6Z80831472>678083281 2-878083289 678082583 >wtf do I do now? Do keep going? ask her if she wants me to stop >she barely gets out a no without choking up >l keep going, fucking this crying paralyzed chick >thisismylifenow.jpg >Think of the most fucked up fetish s I'm into to try and finish >cum in her numb poon and roll over >ask if she's ok and she thanked me for coming over and she thinks I should go >l walk out the door to my car emotionally fucked up having just fucked a cripple >and that's how I got my new fetish! I've got another story about another girl if anyone's interested Anon gets a New Fetish