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Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever vansnailismylife Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didnt get the point across hookedonafeeeling That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its representative of rich white male shitheads
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Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment, she says, confused, You didn't pop the balloons." To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them?" and immediately turns around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. "I can't believe you didn't pop your balloons." Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever
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Crying, Fake, and Girls: 0 MY GIRL'S TALL, SOOOO SHE NEEDS LONG PADS, RIGHH U by Kotex @ubykotex Aug 17 he weirdest thing you've he #stuffguyssay pic.twitter.com/QOuMm9OS7Q Retweet * Favorite Konen Reply Flag media Aleysha Fratella.. an earplugor a wee-wee plug?"лу @ubykotex "is that an earplug or a wee-wee plug?"-my father U by Kotex @ubykotex-8h @aleywey Well that's a new one.. #stuffguyssay RETSMEET FAVORITE 7:03 AM-3 Sep 2014 Details Hide conversation Reply Retweet Favorite More fUCK @ButMomltsAUSTIN-Sep 1 "@ubykotex: What's the weirdest thing you've heard a guy say about periods? #stuffguyssay" that's ok I like alittle ketchup on my hot dog View conversation Hyo @TheKimHyo-Sep 1 stuffguyssay" "how's your red sea E R "@ubykotex: What's the weirdest thing you've heard a guy say about periods? red sea nowing?" #sodong periods? Expand 5 FavoriteM L(0/5)L @belovedziall Aug 29 @ubykotex #stuffguyssay "So do you like reuse tampons?" 9:51 AM -29 Aug 2014 Details Hide conversation わ Reply t7 Retweet ★ Favorite More whitney @whtnerrr Aug 27 @ubykotex "You need more than one tampon per period?1 I thought you just popped one in and waited until it's over!" #stuffguyssay View conversation Reply Re Favorite chamtea: ursamajor: piccolowasablackman: hogwartsisbiggerontheinside: darrencrisscrosschrist: jessicakrh: dollarfries: sex education at its finest HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT “so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?” “It’s every month?” “I thought it just lasted a couple years” “It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!“  “Why don’t guys uteruses shed?” *upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?” “Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!” “You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?” “Why are they 7.69 for 10!!” “Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?” crying laughing omigod CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT
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Crying, Fake, and Girls: 0 MY GIRL'S TALL, SOOOO SHE NEEDS LONG PADS, RIGHH U by Kotex @ubykotex Aug 17 he weirdest thing you've he #stuffguyssay pic.twitter.com/QOuMm9OS7Q Retweet * Favorite Konen Reply Flag media Aleysha Fratella.. an earplugor a wee-wee plug?"лу @ubykotex "is that an earplug or a wee-wee plug?"-my father U by Kotex @ubykotex-8h @aleywey Well that's a new one.. #stuffguyssay RETSMEET FAVORITE 7:03 AM-3 Sep 2014 Details Hide conversation Reply Retweet Favorite More fUCK @ButMomltsAUSTIN-Sep 1 "@ubykotex: What's the weirdest thing you've heard a guy say about periods? #stuffguyssay" that's ok I like alittle ketchup on my hot dog View conversation Hyo @TheKimHyo-Sep 1 stuffguyssay" "how's your red sea E R "@ubykotex: What's the weirdest thing you've heard a guy say about periods? red sea nowing?" #sodong periods? Expand 5 FavoriteM L(0/5)L @belovedziall Aug 29 @ubykotex #stuffguyssay "So do you like reuse tampons?" 9:51 AM -29 Aug 2014 Details Hide conversation わ Reply t7 Retweet ★ Favorite More whitney @whtnerrr Aug 27 @ubykotex "You need more than one tampon per period?1 I thought you just popped one in and waited until it's over!" #stuffguyssay View conversation Reply Re Favorite chamtea: ursamajor: piccolowasablackman: hogwartsisbiggerontheinside: darrencrisscrosschrist: jessicakrh: dollarfries: sex education at its finest HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT “so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?” “It’s every month?” “I thought it just lasted a couple years” “It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!“  “Why don’t guys uteruses shed?” *upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?” “Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!” “You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?” “Why are they 7.69 for 10!!” “Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?” crying laughing omigod CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT
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Apparently, Bad, and College: himteckerjam: himteckerjam: chat-kichona: chat-kichona: heyyyy, yall! i’m Le'Andreia.. but y'all can call me Dreia (Drayuh) & i have cancer. i have none hodgkin’s lymphoma. im 22, homeless and my fiancée and i have been living in our car and w friends (neither one of our families live in kansas) our tags expired in august so we’ve been pretty stagnant. we do have jobs but trying to get around and avoid the police is a thing all in itself lol. before anyone else asks, we’re avoiding the police because our tags are bad!!!!!! we aren’t criminals! all i’m asking for is a little help w our vehicle, i need to make it to my last 4 chemo treatments. please help us!!! i’ve created a gofundme in the hopes that people will have a heart & pitch in lol. i previously had an acct but after i withdrew money, it closed out my acct!! please continue to donate, we’re still needing help! 👉🏾 https://www.gofundme.com/2ne7dwk 👈🏾 please donate!!!! i’ve fallen into a pit of depression. please help me Ok a white woman used her Black boyfriend as a prop today to beg for money to go to college and is now twice over her limitBut this woman has NON HODGKINS LYMPHOMA and is homeless and losing all hope and has barely over $1k and only asked for $6k?Like, officially, do we ALL have to put ubiqutous 22 year old white girl pics up to crowdfund? Because apparently you can even be full of shit and an entitled skunk and get 2-3x what you asked forFor god’s sake. This post wont even escape Black tumblr. And what does she get in the notes? “What if its fake?”oh fuck off Can I point out that just sharing this on my FB boosted her campaign by $135 and netted about 30 new shares.This aint a humblebrag, just pointing out the importance of getting campaigns for us out of the strict Black Tumblr orbit so I’m suggesting anyone who follows me does the same.Seriously, post this on your FB, twitter, Ello, whatever you can. Write a small amount about it. She needs actual help. Please?
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