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Brains, Children, and Girls: disadventures: divestedblackwoman: corvidaezero: cagzzzilla: korra: the daria writers really did that Call me by your name THAT’S THE POINT THOUGH. They’re children. They’re literally students sitting in class. They’re 14, maybe 15 years old (I can’t remember which season specifically this is from). That’s what grooming is. An adult, who is fully aware of what they’re doing, taking advantage of a teenager or a child and manipulating them or brainwashing them because they’re too young to actually understand what’s happening. Tiffany thinks he’s talking about gardening. And even when Quinn is relating and thinking back on the story, she still doesn’t really understand what was going on. It wasn’t until her older sister and mom could process the scene through their adult brains that consequences were had. It shouldn’t be the responsibility of children to recognize when they’re being groomed/gaslit/manipulated/etc. ^^^^^ This is exactly why young girls can never be “fast.” It’s not possible. They were either taken advantage of or groomed. @classy-asthmatic 🙃

Brains, Children, and Girls: disadventures:

divestedblackwoman:
corvidaezero:

cagzzzilla:

korra:

the daria writers really did that

Call me by your name

THAT’S THE POINT THOUGH.
They’re children. They’re literally students sitting in class. They’re 14, maybe 15 years old (I can’t remember which season specifically this is from).
That’s what grooming is. An adult, who is fully aware of what they’re doing, taking advantage of a teenager or a child and manipulating them or brainwashing them because they’re too young to actually understand what’s happening.
Tiffany thinks he’s talking about gardening. And even when Quinn is relating and thinking back on the story, she still doesn’t really understand what was going on. It wasn’t until her older sister and mom could process the scene through their adult brains that consequences were had.
It shouldn’t be the responsibility of children to recognize when they’re being groomed/gaslit/manipulated/etc.

^^^^^
This is exactly why young girls can never be “fast.” It’s not possible. They were either taken advantage of or groomed.

@classy-asthmatic 🙃

Brains, Children, and Girls: disadventures:

divestedblackwoman:
corvidaezero:

cagzzzilla:

korra:

the daria writers really did that

Call me by your name

THAT’S THE POINT THOUGH.
They’re children. They’re literally students sitting in class. They’re 14, maybe 15 years old (I can’t remember which season specifically this is from).
That’s what grooming is. An adult, who is fully aware of what they’re doing, taking advantage of a teenager or a child and manipulating them or brainwashing them because they’re too young to actually understand what’s happening.
Tiffany thinks he’s talking about gardening. And even when Quinn is relating and thinking back on the story, she still doesn’t really understand what was going on. It wasn’t until her older sister and mom could process the scene through their adult brains that consequences were had.
It shouldn’t be the responsibility of children to recognize when they’re being groomed/gaslit/manipulated/etc.

^^^^^
This is exactly why young girls can never be “fast.” It’s not possible. They were either taken advantage of or groomed.

@classy-asthmatic 🙃

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Definitely, Net, and Means: See anytime a guy thinks he hasn't done anything wrong means he definitely did something wrong https://iglovequotes.net/

Definitely, Net, and Means: See anytime a guy thinks he hasn't done anything wrong
means he definitely did something wrong
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Definitely, Net, and Means: See anytime a guy thinks he hasn't done anything wrong
means he definitely did something wrong
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Mom, Who, and One: My mom has always said "the only man who deserves you, is the one who thinks he doesn't."

Mom, Who, and One: My mom has always said "the only man
who deserves you, is the one who
thinks he doesn't."

Mom, Who, and One: My mom has always said "the only man
who deserves you, is the one who
thinks he doesn't."

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Target, Tumblr, and Avengers: marvelheroes: “Oh, he’s pissed… he thinks he failed.” AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

Target, Tumblr, and Avengers: marvelheroes:

“Oh, he’s pissed… he thinks he failed.”

AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

Target, Tumblr, and Avengers: marvelheroes:

“Oh, he’s pissed… he thinks he failed.”

AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

marvelheroes: “Oh, he’s pissed… he thinks he failed.” AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

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Fucking, Funny, and Run: Gay clubs are wild because you can run into both of these guys and then find out they're both 23 years old fandomnationwhore: oliveoilbby: oliveoilbby: The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH An update. He thinks he’s very funny This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

Fucking, Funny, and Run: Gay clubs are wild because you can
run into both of these guys and then
find out they're both 23 years old
fandomnationwhore:
oliveoilbby:

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

Fucking, Funny, and Run: Gay clubs are wild because you can
run into both of these guys and then
find out they're both 23 years old
fandomnationwhore:
oliveoilbby:

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

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Fucking, Funny, and Run: Gay clubs are wild because you can run into both of these guys and then find out they're both 23 years old gerard-wee: fandomnationwhore: oliveoilbby: oliveoilbby: The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH An update. He thinks he’s very funny This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far Addition! In another iteration of this post, it gives more background, and turns out the uncle is v gay and owns a farm with his husband!!!

Fucking, Funny, and Run: Gay clubs are wild because you can
run into both of these guys and then
find out they're both 23 years old
gerard-wee:
fandomnationwhore:

oliveoilbby:

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

Addition! In another iteration of this post, it gives more background, and turns out the uncle is v gay and owns a farm with his husband!!!

Fucking, Funny, and Run: Gay clubs are wild because you can
run into both of these guys and then
find out they're both 23 years old
gerard-wee:
fandomnationwhore:

oliveoilbby:

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

This is the best fucking post I’ve seen so far

Addition! In another iteration of this post, it gives more background, and turns out the uncle is v gay and owns a farm with his husband!!!

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Net, Href, and Done: See anytime a guy thinks he hasn't done anything wrong https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Href, and Done: See anytime a guy thinks he hasn't done anything wrong
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Net, Href, and Done: See anytime a guy thinks he hasn't done anything wrong
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Run, Old, and Local: LOCAL 27 year-old who hasn't woken up before 9:30am in 8 years thinks he could run farm if society crumbles JULY 26, 2017 by JACOB DUARTE SPIEL Photo Credit 4- you’ve seen ‘em all before

Run, Old, and Local: LOCAL
27 year-old who hasn't woken up
before 9:30am in 8 years thinks he
could run farm if society crumbles
JULY 26, 2017 by JACOB DUARTE SPIEL
Photo Credit
4-
you’ve seen ‘em all before

Run, Old, and Local: LOCAL
27 year-old who hasn't woken up
before 9:30am in 8 years thinks he
could run farm if society crumbles
JULY 26, 2017 by JACOB DUARTE SPIEL
Photo Credit
4-
you’ve seen ‘em all before

you’ve seen ‘em all before

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Head, Run, and Best: catchymemes What is something that makes you smile every time? 2,2k 1,3k Share BEST COMMENTS Lead5alad 4h When I make a joke or say something du... LaunchesKayaks 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud of himself every time. Source: catchymemes 43,424 notes I’m not cutting onions, you are. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MzHy1W

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Lead5alad 4h When I make a joke or say something du...
LaunchesKayaks 4h
My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
"There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
Source: catchymemes
43,424 notes
I’m not cutting onions, you are. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MzHy1W

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Lead5alad 4h When I make a joke or say something du...
LaunchesKayaks 4h
My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
"There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
Source: catchymemes
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I’m not cutting onions, you are. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MzHy1W

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Head, Run, and Best: catchymemes What is something that makes you smile every time? 2,2k 1,3k Share BEST COMMENTS Lead5alad 4h When I make a joke or say something du... LaunchesKayaks 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud of himself every time. Source: catchymemes 43,424 notes I’m not cutting onions, you are.

Head, Run, and Best: catchymemes
What is something that makes you
smile every time?
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Lead5alad 4h When I make a joke or say something du...
LaunchesKayaks 4h
My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
"There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
Source: catchymemes
43,424 notes
I’m not cutting onions, you are.

Head, Run, and Best: catchymemes
What is something that makes you
smile every time?
2,2k
1,3k
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Lead5alad 4h When I make a joke or say something du...
LaunchesKayaks 4h
My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
"There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
Source: catchymemes
43,424 notes
I’m not cutting onions, you are.

I’m not cutting onions, you are.

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Definitely, God, and Lgbt: @Nicole Cliffe Mar 4 What is the kindest thing a stranger has done or said to you? Nicole Cliffe 7.1K ti 6.3K 22.7K @TweetChizone Replying to @Nicole Cliffe Oh God I can't even tell this story and not cry. I used to manage an LGBT bookstore, when bookstores were still a thing. One night, a caller says he thinks he might be gay and is considering self-harm. We were not a crisis center! But as long as we're talking, he's safe, right? @TweetChizone Mar 4 Replying to @TweetChizone and @Nicole_Cliffe So I talk to this guy and I answer questions, and I try to be encouraging and I'm maybe sounding a little frantic and I'm definitely ignoring the 4-5 customers in the store, and this angel of a woman puts her hand on my shoulder and asks for the phone. "My turn," she says. 1P 34 ti 2.3K 23.3K @TweetChizone Mar 4 And SHE, this 50-something lesbian talks to this stranger on the phone And a LINE FORMS BEHIND HER. Every customer in that store knows that call, knows that feeling, and every person takes a turn talking to that man. That story comforts me so much to this day.

Definitely, God, and Lgbt: @Nicole Cliffe Mar 4
What is the kindest thing a stranger has done or said to you?
Nicole Cliffe
7.1K
ti 6.3K
22.7K
@TweetChizone
Replying to @Nicole Cliffe
Oh God I can't even tell this story and not cry.
I used to manage an LGBT bookstore, when bookstores
were still a thing. One night, a caller says he thinks he
might be gay and is considering self-harm. We were not
a crisis center!
But as long as we're talking, he's safe, right?
@TweetChizone Mar 4
Replying to @TweetChizone and @Nicole_Cliffe
So I talk to this guy and I answer questions, and I try to be encouraging
and I'm maybe sounding a little frantic and I'm definitely ignoring the 4-5
customers in the store, and this angel of a woman puts her hand on my
shoulder and asks for the phone.
"My turn," she says.
1P
34
ti 2.3K
23.3K
@TweetChizone Mar 4
And SHE, this 50-something lesbian talks to this stranger on the phone
And a LINE FORMS BEHIND HER. Every customer in that store knows
that call, knows that feeling, and every person takes a turn talking to that
man.
That story comforts me so much to this day.

Definitely, God, and Lgbt: @Nicole Cliffe Mar 4
What is the kindest thing a stranger has done or said to you?
Nicole Cliffe
7.1K
ti 6.3K
22.7K
@TweetChizone
Replying to @Nicole Cliffe
Oh God I can't even tell this story and not cry.
I used to manage an LGBT bookstore, when bookstores
were still a thing. One night, a caller says he thinks he
might be gay and is considering self-harm. We were not
a crisis center!
But as long as we're talking, he's safe, right?
@TweetChizone Mar 4
Replying to @TweetChizone and @Nicole_Cliffe
So I talk to this guy and I answer questions, and I try to be encouraging
and I'm maybe sounding a little frantic and I'm definitely ignoring the 4-5
customers in the store, and this angel of a woman puts her hand on my
shoulder and asks for the phone.
"My turn," she says.
1P
34
ti 2.3K
23.3K
@TweetChizone Mar 4
And SHE, this 50-something lesbian talks to this stranger on the phone
And a LINE FORMS BEHIND HER. Every customer in that store knows
that call, knows that feeling, and every person takes a turn talking to that
man.
That story comforts me so much to this day.

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Definitely, God, and Lgbt: Nicole Cliffe @Nicole Cliffe Mar 4 What is the kindest thing a stranger has done or said to you? ti 6.3K 7.1K 22.7K @TweetChizone Replying to @Nicole_Cliffe Oh God I can't even tell this story and not cry I used to manage an LGBT bookstore, when bookstores were still a thing. One night, a caller says he thinks he might be gay and is considering self-harm. We were not a crisis center! But as long as we're talking, he's safe, right? @TweetChizone Mar 4 Replying to @TweetChizone and @Nicole_Cliffe So I talk to this guy and I answer questions, and I try to be encouraging and I'm maybe sounding a little frantic and I'm definitely ignoring the 4-5 customers in the store, and this angel of a woman puts her hand on my shoulder and asks for the phone. "My turn," she says 34 t 2.3K 23.3K @TweetChizone Mar 4 And SHE, this 50-something lesbian talks to this stranger on the phone And a LINE FORMS BEHIND HER. Every customer in that store knows that call, knows that feeling, and every person takes a turn talking to that man That story comforts me so much to this day. Wholesome Bookstore. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2P8ux1k

Definitely, God, and Lgbt: Nicole Cliffe @Nicole Cliffe Mar 4
What is the kindest thing a stranger has done or said to you?
ti 6.3K
7.1K
22.7K
@TweetChizone
Replying to @Nicole_Cliffe
Oh God I can't even tell this story and not cry
I used to manage an LGBT bookstore, when bookstores
were still a thing. One night, a caller says he thinks he
might be gay and is considering self-harm. We were not
a crisis center!
But as long as we're talking, he's safe, right?
@TweetChizone Mar 4
Replying to @TweetChizone and @Nicole_Cliffe
So I talk to this guy and I answer questions, and I try to be encouraging
and I'm maybe sounding a little frantic and I'm definitely ignoring the 4-5
customers in the store, and this angel of a woman puts her hand on my
shoulder and asks for the phone.
"My turn," she says
34
t 2.3K
23.3K
@TweetChizone Mar 4
And SHE, this 50-something lesbian talks to this stranger on the phone
And a LINE FORMS BEHIND HER. Every customer in that store knows
that call, knows that feeling, and every person takes a turn talking to that
man
That story comforts me so much to this day.
Wholesome Bookstore. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2P8ux1k

Definitely, God, and Lgbt: Nicole Cliffe @Nicole Cliffe Mar 4
What is the kindest thing a stranger has done or said to you?
ti 6.3K
7.1K
22.7K
@TweetChizone
Replying to @Nicole_Cliffe
Oh God I can't even tell this story and not cry
I used to manage an LGBT bookstore, when bookstores
were still a thing. One night, a caller says he thinks he
might be gay and is considering self-harm. We were not
a crisis center!
But as long as we're talking, he's safe, right?
@TweetChizone Mar 4
Replying to @TweetChizone and @Nicole_Cliffe
So I talk to this guy and I answer questions, and I try to be encouraging
and I'm maybe sounding a little frantic and I'm definitely ignoring the 4-5
customers in the store, and this angel of a woman puts her hand on my
shoulder and asks for the phone.
"My turn," she says
34
t 2.3K
23.3K
@TweetChizone Mar 4
And SHE, this 50-something lesbian talks to this stranger on the phone
And a LINE FORMS BEHIND HER. Every customer in that store knows
that call, knows that feeling, and every person takes a turn talking to that
man
That story comforts me so much to this day.
Wholesome Bookstore. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2P8ux1k

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Beer, Dad, and Funny: Mot your Fathrs ROOT BEER CONTRARY T WHAT THE THIS S, N FACT YOeR FATNKEKS ROO7 BEER 12 FL. 0Z AWIDH AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS AND SMALL TO OTHER NATURAL CARAMEL COLOR My dad thinks he’s funny

Beer, Dad, and Funny: Mot your Fathrs
ROOT BEER
CONTRARY T
WHAT THE
THIS S, N
FACT YOeR
FATNKEKS
ROO7 BEER
12
FL. 0Z
AWIDH
AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS AND
SMALL TO
OTHER
NATURAL
CARAMEL COLOR
My dad thinks he’s funny

Beer, Dad, and Funny: Mot your Fathrs
ROOT BEER
CONTRARY T
WHAT THE
THIS S, N
FACT YOeR
FATNKEKS
ROO7 BEER
12
FL. 0Z
AWIDH
AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS AND
SMALL TO
OTHER
NATURAL
CARAMEL COLOR
My dad thinks he’s funny

My dad thinks he’s funny

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Beer, Dad, and Funny: Mot your Fathers ROOT BEER CONTRARY T WHAT SHE 2n6EK SAYS THIS S N FACT YOeR FAMNER'S Roo7 BEER 12 FL. 0Z SMALL TOWN BREWERY LA CROSSE, WI-BEER WITH NATURAL VARILLA MITOC EXTRACT OTHER NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS AND CARAMEL COLOR My dad thinks he’s funny

Beer, Dad, and Funny: Mot your Fathers
ROOT BEER
CONTRARY T
WHAT SHE
2n6EK SAYS
THIS S N
FACT YOeR
FAMNER'S
Roo7 BEER
12
FL. 0Z
SMALL TOWN BREWERY LA CROSSE, WI-BEER WITH NATURAL VARILLA
MITOC EXTRACT OTHER NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS AND CARAMEL COLOR
My dad thinks he’s funny

Beer, Dad, and Funny: Mot your Fathers
ROOT BEER
CONTRARY T
WHAT SHE
2n6EK SAYS
THIS S N
FACT YOeR
FAMNER'S
Roo7 BEER
12
FL. 0Z
SMALL TOWN BREWERY LA CROSSE, WI-BEER WITH NATURAL VARILLA
MITOC EXTRACT OTHER NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS AND CARAMEL COLOR
My dad thinks he’s funny

My dad thinks he’s funny

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Book, Ninja, and Texts: PC PC Gamer GAMER @pcgamer Ninja is writing a book that will teach you to become an 'unstoppable' gamer buff.ly/2yl2Yqi HINECRAFT MOJANG UPDRTED EDITION EHE ESSENTIAL HANDEOOK Are you challenging me? Ninja thinks he can challenge the sacred texts

Book, Ninja, and Texts: PC PC Gamer
GAMER @pcgamer
Ninja is writing a book that will teach you
to become an 'unstoppable' gamer
buff.ly/2yl2Yqi
HINECRAFT
MOJANG
UPDRTED
EDITION
EHE
ESSENTIAL HANDEOOK
Are you challenging me?
Ninja thinks he can challenge the sacred texts

Book, Ninja, and Texts: PC PC Gamer
GAMER @pcgamer
Ninja is writing a book that will teach you
to become an 'unstoppable' gamer
buff.ly/2yl2Yqi
HINECRAFT
MOJANG
UPDRTED
EDITION
EHE
ESSENTIAL HANDEOOK
Are you challenging me?
Ninja thinks he can challenge the sacred texts

Ninja thinks he can challenge the sacred texts

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Memes, My House, and House: He thinks he can sleep and eat at my house without working

Memes, My House, and House: He thinks he can sleep and eat at my house
without working

Memes, My House, and House: He thinks he can sleep and eat at my house
without working

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Club, Tumblr, and Blog: He thinks he has to wait in line to get a treat... laughoutloud-club: Waiting For A Treat

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: He thinks he has to wait in line to get a treat...
laughoutloud-club:

Waiting For A Treat

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: He thinks he has to wait in line to get a treat...
laughoutloud-club:

Waiting For A Treat

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Run, Old, and Irl: LOCAL 27 year-old who hasn't woken up before 9:30am in 8 years thinks he could run farm if society crumbles far right JULY 26, 2017 by JACOB DUARTE SPIEL far left Photo Credit Heard me irl

Run, Old, and Irl: LOCAL
27 year-old who
hasn't woken up
before 9:30am in 8
years thinks he
could run farm if
society crumbles
far right
JULY 26, 2017 by JACOB DUARTE SPIEL
far left
Photo Credit
Heard
me irl

Run, Old, and Irl: LOCAL
27 year-old who
hasn't woken up
before 9:30am in 8
years thinks he
could run farm if
society crumbles
far right
JULY 26, 2017 by JACOB DUARTE SPIEL
far left
Photo Credit
Heard
me irl

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Bad, Cookies, and Dad: Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

Bad, Cookies, and Dad: Godzilla Tag Yourself
That Ain't Falco
Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
-Is there
Grumpy Cat
Butterfly
I say your justice qoes too far!
-Sometimes smol
Good dad
r you but
Badderfly
justice doesn't go
you mock in
-drives environmentally
-Good Babysitter
-Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
middle school
too far enough!
friendly car
Can count how many
-Wasn't invited
-Screams
moth friend
wants to be helpful
are about
fensive
on one hand.
-Kinda Selish
-Needs to slow down
Boba Fett
Didn't do much
Kanga-Rex
Palpatine
Kamacurry
-Mob mentality
-Always blends in
-Tries
st kicks
uly
Talks big game
Itsy Bitsy
-loved by all
-Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
Moral Support
-Awesome
-Kinda overrated
-Only one who sees the
big picture
-Stunt double
ary
aks big Cam
Might not even be real
Has the laugh that
gets everyone going
-Secretly a toad
pams twitch chat
school
-Makes a
egg casserole
Literal grime
Savage even when
not trying
-Used to be a big deal
-Don't disturb
-Got big plans
SPAAACE
Monty Mole
r but doesn't rare
Is just here to raise the roof.
Mecha Ghidio
u but smarter
-Sophisticated horoscope reader
-Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
-Back by unpopular demand
Little Shop of Horrors
-Who are you? I'm you but
less privileged
-Has taken up a new leaf
handlla s but thinks he could
-Knows there isn't a spoon.
All according to plan
-Won't leave his couch fort
a trench coat
a pokemon
Sill is hut can't kiss
Is probably only good because it
benefits him
-ls in a bad mood and fixing
to take it out on you
-ls so done all the timeA
Frieza
Switches to vour main after
beating you in smash bros
-Looks up to Jason Voorhees
s hetter than
Knows it
Lovebirds
-Brings a tactical warhead on first date
-cocky teens
Lil Green
-Awkward phase
Diggersby
-smoler
-picks on things more
e
True Armadillo Facts
Red Lobster
Mis
Ghidio
the
downtrodder
-Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
-Good guard dog
-Came to attack people and is having a good time
l
-pure
-Didn't ask for this
small than him
-Didn't deserve any of this
-Except for that one time
-Surprisingly Reliable
T peo
-Notorious party crasher
-Easy Target
ple's hero
-Won't die
-has regrets
-Came for f
T -esteem
F-Type
Master Splinter
Titanic Tuna
Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
ett tt in
Megatron
- Has no clue what
you? I'm vou
Robot Chicken
of JUSTICE
but shinier
he's doing
ececut bimself in
-Lonely
piggyback rides
-Communicates
-Doesn't know why he's here
but is happy to help
is head
-Goodenforcer
Hator mat
woodshop
Edgemeister
anybody's way
mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
List of skills include
bi best
breaking things
sily influenced
Has 50 different
Will wreck you in karaoke
-Is there for you
-Never not smiling
-Good cop
in to
ways to kill you
-big bro friend
his tunes
Fullmetal
Kirby
Flygon
Grouchy Kitty
-Who are you?
not you,
Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
Who are you? The terminator
have promising future
Still voung at heart"
-I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
on full blast
Still does?
The queen
imlot of crap for Insecure
-Intentionally has dog poop
your lawn
Came to ruin everything
Now brute forces everything
-It's mine now
eating habits
-Identity crisis
-Most expressive
-ls a black belt
Mayhe redeemable
-Just wants to go on a family picnic
.Drinks tears
-killed a man
plays a golden fiddle
-beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

Bad, Cookies, and Dad: Godzilla Tag Yourself
That Ain't Falco
Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
-Is there
Grumpy Cat
Butterfly
I say your justice qoes too far!
-Sometimes smol
Good dad
r you but
Badderfly
justice doesn't go
you mock in
-drives environmentally
-Good Babysitter
-Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
middle school
too far enough!
friendly car
Can count how many
-Wasn't invited
-Screams
moth friend
wants to be helpful
are about
fensive
on one hand.
-Kinda Selish
-Needs to slow down
Boba Fett
Didn't do much
Kanga-Rex
Palpatine
Kamacurry
-Mob mentality
-Always blends in
-Tries
st kicks
uly
Talks big game
Itsy Bitsy
-loved by all
-Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
Moral Support
-Awesome
-Kinda overrated
-Only one who sees the
big picture
-Stunt double
ary
aks big Cam
Might not even be real
Has the laugh that
gets everyone going
-Secretly a toad
pams twitch chat
school
-Makes a
egg casserole
Literal grime
Savage even when
not trying
-Used to be a big deal
-Don't disturb
-Got big plans
SPAAACE
Monty Mole
r but doesn't rare
Is just here to raise the roof.
Mecha Ghidio
u but smarter
-Sophisticated horoscope reader
-Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
-Back by unpopular demand
Little Shop of Horrors
-Who are you? I'm you but
less privileged
-Has taken up a new leaf
handlla s but thinks he could
-Knows there isn't a spoon.
All according to plan
-Won't leave his couch fort
a trench coat
a pokemon
Sill is hut can't kiss
Is probably only good because it
benefits him
-ls in a bad mood and fixing
to take it out on you
-ls so done all the timeA
Frieza
Switches to vour main after
beating you in smash bros
-Looks up to Jason Voorhees
s hetter than
Knows it
Lovebirds
-Brings a tactical warhead on first date
-cocky teens
Lil Green
-Awkward phase
Diggersby
-smoler
-picks on things more
e
True Armadillo Facts
Red Lobster
Mis
Ghidio
the
downtrodder
-Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
-Good guard dog
-Came to attack people and is having a good time
l
-pure
-Didn't ask for this
small than him
-Didn't deserve any of this
-Except for that one time
-Surprisingly Reliable
T peo
-Notorious party crasher
-Easy Target
ple's hero
-Won't die
-has regrets
-Came for f
T -esteem
F-Type
Master Splinter
Titanic Tuna
Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
ett tt in
Megatron
- Has no clue what
you? I'm vou
Robot Chicken
of JUSTICE
but shinier
he's doing
ececut bimself in
-Lonely
piggyback rides
-Communicates
-Doesn't know why he's here
but is happy to help
is head
-Goodenforcer
Hator mat
woodshop
Edgemeister
anybody's way
mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
List of skills include
bi best
breaking things
sily influenced
Has 50 different
Will wreck you in karaoke
-Is there for you
-Never not smiling
-Good cop
in to
ways to kill you
-big bro friend
his tunes
Fullmetal
Kirby
Flygon
Grouchy Kitty
-Who are you?
not you,
Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
Who are you? The terminator
have promising future
Still voung at heart"
-I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
on full blast
Still does?
The queen
imlot of crap for Insecure
-Intentionally has dog poop
your lawn
Came to ruin everything
Now brute forces everything
-It's mine now
eating habits
-Identity crisis
-Most expressive
-ls a black belt
Mayhe redeemable
-Just wants to go on a family picnic
.Drinks tears
-killed a man
plays a golden fiddle
-beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

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My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
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eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.

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My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
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Mom, Who, and One: My mom has always said "the only
man who deserves you, is the one
who thinks he doesn't."

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My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
"There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
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My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
"There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
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Not my story but I knew a girl who did "rent a
night" type of stuff.
Guy asks her if she could come over. Doesn't talk
about sex over the phone just if she could come
over and to come hungry. She thinks he is into
feeding or some shit She arrives at like 6 p.m.
pretty early for her work She asks what he would
like to do. He just cooks for her. A really big
delicious meal later he starts to open up a but His
wife had passed and always loved his cooking, but
he hates cooking for himself
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Not my story but I knew a girl who did "rent a
night" type of stuff.
Guy asks her if she could come over. Doesn't talk
about sex over the phone just if she could come
over and to come hungry. She thinks he is into
feeding or some shit She arrives at like 6 p.m.
pretty early for her work She asks what he would
like to do. He just cooks for her. A really big
delicious meal later he starts to open up a but His
wife had passed and always loved his cooking, but
he hates cooking for himself
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My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
"There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
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My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
"There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
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@TheMomAtLaw
Baby is born
Me: Wow. Everyone thinks he looks
exactly like my husband.I don't
think he got anything from me.
3 years later: child sighs heavily
slams doors, and rolls eyes so far
back he can see his spine.
Me: Theeeere it is
7/2/18, 7:23 AM

Funny, Tumblr, and Wow: The Mom at Law
@TheMomAtLaw
Baby is born
Me: Wow. Everyone thinks he looks
exactly like my husband.I don't
think he got anything from me.
3 years later: child sighs heavily
slams doors, and rolls eyes so far
back he can see his spine.
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President
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Dildo, Dude, and Facebook: B @Asdis 7h Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB" t구 42 agoodcartoon: nidoranduran: yournewfriendshouse: zinglebert-bembledack: agoodcartoon: digitaldiscipline: magistrate-of-mediocrity: dr-archeville: bogleech: kramergate: micspam: ghostsnif: sciencevevo: agoodcartoon: Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon. - submitted by Gene why is he tearing down a wall with an axe i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP* “I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.” “Ha ha, and then what? ;) ” “For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door. Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.” Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” - The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro edgar allen bro Oh my god holy shit “Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore,Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl,Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I imploreIs this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” “Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore,Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook,You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for,Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore,Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” “Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting,“Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store!Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken,Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’,When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring,On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adoreThe nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flagTo be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie ThorTo fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore,Then she says no–fucking whore. that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

Dildo, Dude, and Facebook: B @Asdis
7h
Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day
life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB"
t구 42
agoodcartoon:

nidoranduran:

yournewfriendshouse:

zinglebert-bembledack:

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.”
Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore,Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl,Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I imploreIs this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore,Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook,You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for,Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore,Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting,“Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store!Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken,Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’,When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring,On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adoreThe nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flagTo be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie ThorTo fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore,Then she says no–fucking whore.

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

Dildo, Dude, and Facebook: B @Asdis
7h
Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day
life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB"
t구 42
agoodcartoon:

nidoranduran:

yournewfriendshouse:

zinglebert-bembledack:

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.”
Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore,Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl,Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I imploreIs this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore,Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook,You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for,Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore,Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting,“Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store!Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken,Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’,When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring,On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adoreThe nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flagTo be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie ThorTo fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore,Then she says no–fucking whore.

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

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Doctor, Tumblr, and Blog: People say "l don't want a career politician." It's one of the most important political offices in the world. l don't go to the hospital and say "I don't want a career doctor." "Give me an outsider who thinks he can shake things up. - Toby Muresianu great-quotes: Career politicianMORE COOL QUOTES!

Doctor, Tumblr, and Blog: People say "l don't want a career
politician."
It's one of the most important
political offices in the world.
l don't go to the hospital and say
"I don't want a career doctor."
"Give me an outsider who thinks
he can shake things up.
- Toby Muresianu
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Career politicianMORE COOL QUOTES!

Doctor, Tumblr, and Blog: People say "l don't want a career
politician."
It's one of the most important
political offices in the world.
l don't go to the hospital and say
"I don't want a career doctor."
"Give me an outsider who thinks
he can shake things up.
- Toby Muresianu
great-quotes:

Career politicianMORE COOL QUOTES!

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Doctor, Tumblr, and Blog: People say "l don't want a career politician." It's one of the most important political offices in the world. l don't go to the hospital and say "I don't want a career doctor." "Give me an outsider who thinks he can shake things up. - Toby Muresianu great-quotes: Career politicianMORE COOL QUOTES!

Doctor, Tumblr, and Blog: People say "l don't want a career
politician."
It's one of the most important
political offices in the world.
l don't go to the hospital and say
"I don't want a career doctor."
"Give me an outsider who thinks
he can shake things up.
- Toby Muresianu
great-quotes:

Career politicianMORE COOL QUOTES!

Doctor, Tumblr, and Blog: People say "l don't want a career
politician."
It's one of the most important
political offices in the world.
l don't go to the hospital and say
"I don't want a career doctor."
"Give me an outsider who thinks
he can shake things up.
- Toby Muresianu
great-quotes:

Career politicianMORE COOL QUOTES!

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Bodies , Friends, and Love: Men Need Body Love Support Too bardockpunk: livinglifeclean: health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive. This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love. It’s not just the guys that are overweight either. One of my best friends is constantly poked fun at for being really skinny and he’s super self conscious about it. It’s just sad I’m always going to reblog this

Bodies , Friends, and Love: Men Need Body Love Support Too
bardockpunk:

livinglifeclean:

health-over-vanity:

mylifeofloveandhate:

this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.

This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love.

It’s not just the guys that are overweight either. One of my best friends is constantly poked fun at for being really skinny and he’s super self conscious about it. It’s just sad

I’m always going to reblog this

Bodies , Friends, and Love: Men Need Body Love Support Too
bardockpunk:

livinglifeclean:

health-over-vanity:

mylifeofloveandhate:

this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.

This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love.

It’s not just the guys that are overweight either. One of my best friends is constantly poked fun at for being really skinny and he’s super self conscious about it. It’s just sad

I’m always going to reblog this

bardockpunk: livinglifeclean: health-over-vanity: mylifeofloveandhate: this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter w...

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: captioned-vines: emotionalfairy: the friend zone isn’t real “Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches]

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: captioned-vines:

emotionalfairy:

the friend zone isn’t real

“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches]

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: captioned-vines:

emotionalfairy:

the friend zone isn’t real

“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches]

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Can't Feel My Face, Dumb, and Energy: by CHASER 8 customer reviews 5-hour ENERGY Price: $148.43 (S14 99/ 10 tems) & Only 10 left in stock. Sold by Fresh & Fast and Fultiled by hurs of ner Want it tomorrow, July 16? Order w Most Helpful Customer Reviews 620 of 634 people found the following review helpful * By penfifteen on May 19, 2012 Moderation Flavor Name: Regular Berry72 Bottles(6 Boxes) WHATEVER YOU Do, DO NOT FILL UPA"SUPER BIG GULP CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CANT FEEL MY oWN PULSE CONS I HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS. I CANT FEEL MY FACE I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99 % BLOOD. PROS rVE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT ICAN READ MINDS. pheuthe: farflungstars: bang: ima do it whos with me coldflash au where barry does this abd thinks he has super speed. len is in the same classes as him and “fights” him aka stops him from doing dumb things. barry declares him his favorite nemesis. this AU sounds epic XD

Can't Feel My Face, Dumb, and Energy: by CHASER
8 customer reviews
5-hour
ENERGY
Price: $148.43 (S14 99/ 10 tems) &
Only 10 left in stock.
Sold by Fresh & Fast and Fultiled by
hurs of ner
Want it tomorrow, July 16? Order w
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
620 of 634 people found the following review helpful
*
By penfifteen on May 19, 2012
Moderation
Flavor Name: Regular Berry72 Bottles(6 Boxes)
WHATEVER YOU Do, DO NOT FILL UPA"SUPER BIG GULP CUP WITH 5
HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER
STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CANT FEEL MY
oWN PULSE
CONS
I HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE
I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99 % BLOOD.
PROS
rVE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT
ICAN READ MINDS.
pheuthe:

farflungstars:

bang:

ima do it whos with me

coldflash au where barry does this abd thinks he has super speed. len is in the same classes as him and “fights” him aka stops him from doing dumb things. barry declares him his favorite nemesis.

this AU sounds epic XD

Can't Feel My Face, Dumb, and Energy: by CHASER
8 customer reviews
5-hour
ENERGY
Price: $148.43 (S14 99/ 10 tems) &
Only 10 left in stock.
Sold by Fresh & Fast and Fultiled by
hurs of ner
Want it tomorrow, July 16? Order w
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
620 of 634 people found the following review helpful
*
By penfifteen on May 19, 2012
Moderation
Flavor Name: Regular Berry72 Bottles(6 Boxes)
WHATEVER YOU Do, DO NOT FILL UPA"SUPER BIG GULP CUP WITH 5
HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER
STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CANT FEEL MY
oWN PULSE
CONS
I HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE
I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99 % BLOOD.
PROS
rVE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT
ICAN READ MINDS.
pheuthe:

farflungstars:

bang:

ima do it whos with me

coldflash au where barry does this abd thinks he has super speed. len is in the same classes as him and “fights” him aka stops him from doing dumb things. barry declares him his favorite nemesis.

this AU sounds epic XD

pheuthe: farflungstars: bang: ima do it whos with me coldflash au where barry does this abd thinks he has super speed. len is in the sam...

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