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Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mana's Ancrican Pizza (Grassaarket) WHAT IS A DOG'S FAVOURITE PIZZA? 1381-56760 "Flat 3 Please can you write a si1ly joke on the pizza ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un well) thanks" PUPERON Net Coca-Cola, 0.33 50 1x Fanta, 0.33 £1.50 1x Half&Half, 09 >Gluten Free It is critical we give him a raise immediately. me_irl awesomacious: This melts my heart

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mana's Ancrican Pizza (Grassaarket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZA?
1381-56760
"Flat 3
Please can you write a si1ly joke on the pizza
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un
well) thanks"
PUPERON
Net Coca-Cola, 0.33
50
1x Fanta, 0.33
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09
>Gluten Free
It is critical we give him a raise
immediately.
me_irl
awesomacious:

This melts my heart

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mana's Ancrican Pizza (Grassaarket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZA?
1381-56760
"Flat 3
Please can you write a si1ly joke on the pizza
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un
well) thanks"
PUPERON
Net Coca-Cola, 0.33
50
1x Fanta, 0.33
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09
>Gluten Free
It is critical we give him a raise
immediately.
me_irl
awesomacious:

This melts my heart

awesomacious: This melts my heart

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Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate for yourself and your younger sibling says "I'm hungry too" so you give him the food and start over a30ls The secret ingredient is LOVE awesomacious: Crackers & Cheese

Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate
for yourself and your younger
sibling says "I'm hungry too"
so you give him the food and
start over
a30ls
The secret ingredient is
LOVE
awesomacious:

Crackers & Cheese

Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate
for yourself and your younger
sibling says "I'm hungry too"
so you give him the food and
start over
a30ls
The secret ingredient is
LOVE
awesomacious:

Crackers & Cheese

awesomacious: Crackers

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Books, Deer, and Gif: LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen Today we learned about Lyme disease and it's classic symptom: a bullseye rash (erythema migrans) formed around the area of a tick bite. A classmate of mine asked, "How is this diagnosed for those with darker skin?" Our professor struggled to give him a clear answer. 1/5 11:50 AM Oct 8, 2019 Twitter for iPho ne 2.1K Likes 845 Retweets LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h Replying to @LashNolen After class I decided to google what we learned to see what images came up. I wasn't surprised by what I found: a homogenous representation of the bullseye rash on white skin. . It's no wonder our professor didn't have a good answer to answer my classmate's question. 2/5 bullseye rash lyme X IMÁGENES TODOS SHOPPING NOTICIAS Más recientes Producto HD GIF it tick bites erythema migrans deer tick t1 37 1 323 LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h I'm learning more and more that medicine is taught in a way that is often times exclusionary and the treatment and manifestation of disease in those with melinated skin is treated as an afterthought, a "special case" of illness that students must do extra work to understand. 3/5 ti 140 2 785 LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h This left me with the following thoughts: 1. If stage 1 Lyme disease is taught to be recognized as a rash on white skin, how are we supposed to diagnose Lyme disease in our darker skinned patients? Does this mean Lyme disease will progress to later stages in these patients? 4/5 t 81 608 LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashN olen 13h 2. How does this later detection contritubute to the disparities we see in healthcare and what can we do in #med Ed to reduce these disparities and ensure students have the tools necessary to treat and diagnosis patients of all skin types equitably? 5/5 unfriendly-black-hijabi: wahtdahel: Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more. And this is why we need more black doctors. Black people are more likely to die from skin cancer for the same reason. It’s just diagnosed later.

Books, Deer, and Gif: LaShyra "Lash" Nolen
@LashNolen
Today we learned about Lyme disease
and it's classic symptom: a bullseye rash
(erythema migrans) formed around the
area of a tick bite.
A classmate of mine asked, "How is this
diagnosed for those with darker skin?"
Our professor struggled to give him a
clear answer. 1/5
11:50 AM Oct 8, 2019 Twitter for iPho ne
2.1K Likes
845 Retweets

LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
Replying to @LashNolen
After class I decided to google what we learned to
see what images came up. I wasn't surprised by
what I found: a homogenous representation of the
bullseye rash on white skin.
.
It's no wonder our professor didn't have a good
answer to answer my classmate's question. 2/5
bullseye rash lyme
X
IMÁGENES
TODOS
SHOPPING
NOTICIAS
Más recientes
Producto
HD
GIF
it
tick bites
erythema migrans
deer tick
t1 37
1
323
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
I'm learning more and more that medicine is
taught in a way that is often times exclusionary and
the treatment and manifestation of disease in
those with melinated skin is treated as an
afterthought, a "special case" of illness that
students must do extra work to understand. 3/5
ti 140
2
785
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
This left me with the following thoughts:
1. If stage 1 Lyme disease is taught to be
recognized as a rash on white skin, how are we
supposed to diagnose Lyme disease in our darker
skinned patients? Does this mean Lyme disease
will progress to later stages in these patients? 4/5
t 81
608
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashN olen 13h
2. How does this later detection contritubute to
the disparities we see in healthcare and what can
we do in #med Ed to reduce these disparities and
ensure students have the tools necessary to treat
and diagnosis patients of all skin types equitably?
5/5

unfriendly-black-hijabi:

wahtdahel:

Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more.
And this is why we need more black doctors.

Black people are more likely to die from skin cancer for the same reason. It’s just diagnosed later.

Books, Deer, and Gif: LaShyra "Lash" Nolen
@LashNolen
Today we learned about Lyme disease
and it's classic symptom: a bullseye rash
(erythema migrans) formed around the
area of a tick bite.
A classmate of mine asked, "How is this
diagnosed for those with darker skin?"
Our professor struggled to give him a
clear answer. 1/5
11:50 AM Oct 8, 2019 Twitter for iPho ne
2.1K Likes
845 Retweets

LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
Replying to @LashNolen
After class I decided to google what we learned to
see what images came up. I wasn't surprised by
what I found: a homogenous representation of the
bullseye rash on white skin.
.
It's no wonder our professor didn't have a good
answer to answer my classmate's question. 2/5
bullseye rash lyme
X
IMÁGENES
TODOS
SHOPPING
NOTICIAS
Más recientes
Producto
HD
GIF
it
tick bites
erythema migrans
deer tick
t1 37
1
323
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
I'm learning more and more that medicine is
taught in a way that is often times exclusionary and
the treatment and manifestation of disease in
those with melinated skin is treated as an
afterthought, a "special case" of illness that
students must do extra work to understand. 3/5
ti 140
2
785
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
This left me with the following thoughts:
1. If stage 1 Lyme disease is taught to be
recognized as a rash on white skin, how are we
supposed to diagnose Lyme disease in our darker
skinned patients? Does this mean Lyme disease
will progress to later stages in these patients? 4/5
t 81
608
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashN olen 13h
2. How does this later detection contritubute to
the disparities we see in healthcare and what can
we do in #med Ed to reduce these disparities and
ensure students have the tools necessary to treat
and diagnosis patients of all skin types equitably?
5/5

unfriendly-black-hijabi:

wahtdahel:

Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more.
And this is why we need more black doctors.

Black people are more likely to die from skin cancer for the same reason. It’s just diagnosed later.

unfriendly-black-hijabi: wahtdahel: Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medic...

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Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau
@DylanReneau
Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is
worth taking the risk of getting
salmonella
@logancooper14
Dylan pull yourself together and go
get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough
not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some
class
kingantlion:
smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ego-ann-16:

phantoms-lair:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau
@DylanReneau
Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is
worth taking the risk of getting
salmonella
@logancooper14
Dylan pull yourself together and go
get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough
not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some
class
kingantlion:
smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ego-ann-16:

phantoms-lair:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate for yourself and your younger sibling says "I'm hungry too" so you give him the food and start over a30ls The secret ingredient is LOVE Crackers & Cheese

Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate
for yourself and your younger
sibling says "I'm hungry too"
so you give him the food and
start over
a30ls
The secret ingredient is
LOVE
Crackers & Cheese

Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate
for yourself and your younger
sibling says "I'm hungry too"
so you give him the food and
start over
a30ls
The secret ingredient is
LOVE
Crackers & Cheese

Crackers

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Money, Grand, and Mom: When your grand ma gives you money, but your mom yells from another room: "Don't give him anything!"

Money, Grand, and Mom: When your grand ma gives you
money, but your mom yells from
another room:
"Don't give him anything!"

Money, Grand, and Mom: When your grand ma gives you
money, but your mom yells from
another room:
"Don't give him anything!"

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Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate for yourself and your younger sibling says "I'm hungry too" so you give him the food and start over a30ls The secret ingredient is LOVE Crackers & Cheese

Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate
for yourself and your younger
sibling says "I'm hungry too"
so you give him the food and
start over
a30ls
The secret ingredient is
LOVE
Crackers & Cheese

Food, Hungry, and Love: When you're making a plate
for yourself and your younger
sibling says "I'm hungry too"
so you give him the food and
start over
a30ls
The secret ingredient is
LOVE
Crackers & Cheese

Crackers

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Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mana's Ancrican Pizza (Grassaarket) WHAT IS A DOG'S FAVOURITE PIZZA? 1381-56760 "Flat 3 Please can you write a si1ly joke on the pizza ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un well) thanks" PUPERON Net Coca-Cola, 0.33 50 1x Fanta, 0.33 £1.50 1x Half&Half, 09 >Gluten Free It is critical we give him a raise immediately. me_irl This melts my heart

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mana's Ancrican Pizza (Grassaarket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZA?
1381-56760
"Flat 3
Please can you write a si1ly joke on the pizza
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un
well) thanks"
PUPERON
Net Coca-Cola, 0.33
50
1x Fanta, 0.33
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09
>Gluten Free
It is critical we give him a raise
immediately.
me_irl
This melts my heart

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mana's Ancrican Pizza (Grassaarket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZA?
1381-56760
"Flat 3
Please can you write a si1ly joke on the pizza
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un
well) thanks"
PUPERON
Net Coca-Cola, 0.33
50
1x Fanta, 0.33
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09
>Gluten Free
It is critical we give him a raise
immediately.
me_irl
This melts my heart

This melts my heart

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Bloodline, Jordan, and Today: Jordan @6 5Tail My granddad has a hat for each university his grandchildren attended and today I got to give him mine Spawned a bloodline of scholars

Bloodline, Jordan, and Today: Jordan
@6 5Tail
My granddad has a hat for each university his
grandchildren attended and today I got to give him
mine
Spawned a bloodline of scholars

Bloodline, Jordan, and Today: Jordan
@6 5Tail
My granddad has a hat for each university his
grandchildren attended and today I got to give him
mine
Spawned a bloodline of scholars

Spawned a bloodline of scholars

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Dank, Memes, and Target: Jordan @6 5Tail My granddad has a hat for each university his grandchildren attended and today I got to give him mine Spawned a bloodline of scholars by iSlingShlong MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Jordan
@6 5Tail
My granddad has a hat for each university his
grandchildren attended and today I got to give him
mine
Spawned a bloodline of scholars by iSlingShlong
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Jordan
@6 5Tail
My granddad has a hat for each university his
grandchildren attended and today I got to give him
mine
Spawned a bloodline of scholars by iSlingShlong
MORE MEMES

Spawned a bloodline of scholars by iSlingShlong MORE MEMES

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Bloodline, Jordan, and Today: Jordan @6 5Tail My granddad has a hat for each university his grandchildren attended and today I got to give him mine Spawned a bloodline of scholars

Bloodline, Jordan, and Today: Jordan
@6 5Tail
My granddad has a hat for each university his
grandchildren attended and today I got to give him
mine
Spawned a bloodline of scholars

Bloodline, Jordan, and Today: Jordan
@6 5Tail
My granddad has a hat for each university his
grandchildren attended and today I got to give him
mine
Spawned a bloodline of scholars

Spawned a bloodline of scholars

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Comfortable, Life, and Tumblr: My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest. and to keep him comfortable we give him regular "haircuts". But one oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his forehead. It's just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn. this is the cutest thing i have seen in my entire life you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: The Unicorn Hamster

Comfortable, Life, and Tumblr: My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has
patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest.
and to keep him comfortable we give him regular "haircuts". But one
oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his
forehead. It's just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a
little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn.
this is the cutest thing i have seen in my entire life
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

The Unicorn Hamster

Comfortable, Life, and Tumblr: My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has
patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest.
and to keep him comfortable we give him regular "haircuts". But one
oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his
forehead. It's just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a
little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn.
this is the cutest thing i have seen in my entire life
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

The Unicorn Hamster

epicjohndoe: The Unicorn Hamster

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Jordan, Today, and Proud: Jordan @6 5Tail My granddad has a hat for each university his grandchildren attended and today I got to give him mine Proud Grandfather

Jordan, Today, and Proud: Jordan
@6 5Tail
My granddad has a hat for each university his
grandchildren attended and today I got to give him
mine
Proud Grandfather

Jordan, Today, and Proud: Jordan
@6 5Tail
My granddad has a hat for each university his
grandchildren attended and today I got to give him
mine
Proud Grandfather

Proud Grandfather

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Hello, Chicken, and Salmon: [chose your own adventure] what will you do? A. [knock on the box] B. [greet him gently] he says hello what will you do? A. [say hello] B. [offer him gifts] You give him treat! he examines it. what flavor did you chose? A. [salmon] B. [chicken] He denies Undo? [Yes] [No] Yes what flavor did you chose? A. [salmon] B. [chicken] He accepts! New friend acquired

Hello, Chicken, and Salmon: [chose your own adventure]
what will you do?
A. [knock on the box]
B. [greet him gently]
he says hello
what will you do?
A. [say hello]
B. [offer him gifts]
You give him treat!
he examines it.
what flavor did you chose?
A. [salmon]
B. [chicken]
He denies
Undo?
[Yes] [No]
Yes
what flavor did you chose?
A. [salmon]
B. [chicken]
He accepts!
New friend acquired

Hello, Chicken, and Salmon: [chose your own adventure]
what will you do?
A. [knock on the box]
B. [greet him gently]
he says hello
what will you do?
A. [say hello]
B. [offer him gifts]
You give him treat!
he examines it.
what flavor did you chose?
A. [salmon]
B. [chicken]
He denies
Undo?
[Yes] [No]
Yes
what flavor did you chose?
A. [salmon]
B. [chicken]
He accepts!
New friend acquired

New friend acquired

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Yes, Him, and Can: HEY CAN YOU GIVE ME YES OF COURSE! THE SKIN COLORED PENCIL? WHY ARE YOU TAKING GO ON! so LONG? GIVE HIM THE PENCH So what would you do?

Yes, Him, and Can: HEY CAN YOU GIVE ME
YES OF COURSE!
THE SKIN COLORED PENCIL?
WHY ARE YOU TAKING
GO ON!
so LONG?
GIVE HIM THE PENCH
So what would you do?

Yes, Him, and Can: HEY CAN YOU GIVE ME
YES OF COURSE!
THE SKIN COLORED PENCIL?
WHY ARE YOU TAKING
GO ON!
so LONG?
GIVE HIM THE PENCH
So what would you do?

So what would you do?

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Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Everyone please go support Shibasaki. Hé brightens a lot of peoples days but he feels like he doesn't help enough people and he is sick. Please give him your love. 悩んでます。このまま続けていくべきか。 14:59 [Eng sub] I'm wondering if I should continue... I Watercolor by Shibasaki Watercolor by Shibasaki 24K views 12 hours ago ethicalmemes: Let’s do this #EthicalMemes

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Everyone please go support
Shibasaki. Hé brightens a lot of
peoples days but he feels like he
doesn't help enough people and he
is sick. Please give him your love.
悩んでます。
このまま続けていくべきか。
14:59
[Eng sub] I'm wondering if I should
continue... I Watercolor by Shibasaki
Watercolor by Shibasaki 24K views 12 hours ago
ethicalmemes:

Let’s do this #EthicalMemes

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Everyone please go support
Shibasaki. Hé brightens a lot of
peoples days but he feels like he
doesn't help enough people and he
is sick. Please give him your love.
悩んでます。
このまま続けていくべきか。
14:59
[Eng sub] I'm wondering if I should
continue... I Watercolor by Shibasaki
Watercolor by Shibasaki 24K views 12 hours ago
ethicalmemes:

Let’s do this #EthicalMemes

ethicalmemes: Let’s do this #EthicalMemes

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Love, Help, and Sick: Everyone please go support Shibasaki. Hé brightens a lot of peoples days but he feels like he doesn't help enough people and he is sick. Please give him your love. 悩んでます。このまま続けていくべきか。 14:59 [Eng sub] I'm wondering if I should continue... I Watercolor by Shibasaki Watercolor by Shibasaki 24K views 12 hours ago Let’s do this

Love, Help, and Sick: Everyone please go support
Shibasaki. Hé brightens a lot of
peoples days but he feels like he
doesn't help enough people and he
is sick. Please give him your love.
悩んでます。
このまま続けていくべきか。
14:59
[Eng sub] I'm wondering if I should
continue... I Watercolor by Shibasaki
Watercolor by Shibasaki 24K views 12 hours ago
Let’s do this

Love, Help, and Sick: Everyone please go support
Shibasaki. Hé brightens a lot of
peoples days but he feels like he
doesn't help enough people and he
is sick. Please give him your love.
悩んでます。
このまま続けていくべきか。
14:59
[Eng sub] I'm wondering if I should
continue... I Watercolor by Shibasaki
Watercolor by Shibasaki 24K views 12 hours ago
Let’s do this

Let’s do this

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Tumblr, Blog, and Another: notesz-b: Gave the half reaper form another go. I tried to give him glowing eyes, but it just looked off. It’s more somber this way._

Tumblr, Blog, and Another: notesz-b:

Gave the half reaper form another go. I tried to give him glowing eyes, but it just looked off. It’s more somber this way._

Tumblr, Blog, and Another: notesz-b:

Gave the half reaper form another go. I tried to give him glowing eyes, but it just looked off. It’s more somber this way._

notesz-b: Gave the half reaper form another go. I tried to give him glowing eyes, but it just looked off. It’s more somber this way._

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Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mas Anerican Pizza (Grassarket) WHAT IS A DOG'S FAVOURITE PIZZA? 1391-56760 "Flat 3 Please can you write a silly joke on the pizza ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un Hell :) thanks" PUPERONI Coca-Cola, 0.331 50 1x Fanta, 0.33 £1.50 1x Half&Half, 09" Gluten Free It is critical we give him a raise immediately Heros exist..

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mas Anerican Pizza (Grassarket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZA?
1391-56760
"Flat 3
Please can you write a silly joke on the pizza
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un
Hell :) thanks"
PUPERONI
Coca-Cola, 0.331
50
1x Fanta, 0.33
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09"
Gluten Free
It is critical we give him a raise
immediately
Heros exist..

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Mas Anerican Pizza (Grassarket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZA?
1391-56760
"Flat 3
Please can you write a silly joke on the pizza
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feeling un
Hell :) thanks"
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50
1x Fanta, 0.33
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Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwistedtea my dad always tells me that when he's with people bragging about their kids' accomplishments and such he goes "yeah but are they like..cool?" and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them." and it always throws people off and i think that's so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool Dad thinks his kid’s cool via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/34VqGsq

Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwistedtea
my dad always tells me that when he's with people
bragging about their kids' accomplishments and
such he goes "yeah but are they like..cool?"
and the parents always give him a confused look
and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i
love hanging out with them." and it always throws
people off and i think that's so funny and sweet
like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero
accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool
Dad thinks his kid’s cool via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/34VqGsq

Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwistedtea
my dad always tells me that when he's with people
bragging about their kids' accomplishments and
such he goes "yeah but are they like..cool?"
and the parents always give him a confused look
and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i
love hanging out with them." and it always throws
people off and i think that's so funny and sweet
like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero
accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool
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Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwistedtea my dad always tells me that when he's with people bragging about their kids' accomplishments and such he goes "yeah but are they like..cool?" and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them." and it always throws people off and i think that's so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool Dad thinks his kid’s cool

Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwistedtea
my dad always tells me that when he's with people
bragging about their kids' accomplishments and
such he goes "yeah but are they like..cool?"
and the parents always give him a confused look
and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i
love hanging out with them." and it always throws
people off and i think that's so funny and sweet
like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero
accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool
Dad thinks his kid’s cool

Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwistedtea
my dad always tells me that when he's with people
bragging about their kids' accomplishments and
such he goes "yeah but are they like..cool?"
and the parents always give him a confused look
and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i
love hanging out with them." and it always throws
people off and i think that's so funny and sweet
like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero
accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool
Dad thinks his kid’s cool

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Food, Dog, and Him: My dog trying to convince me to give him a bite of my food

Food, Dog, and Him: My dog trying to convince me to give
him a bite of my food

Food, Dog, and Him: My dog trying to convince me to give
him a bite of my food

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HIM NO
GUIDANCE
OR SUPPORT
GET
NEW HIRE
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HIRE DOES
NOT MEET
EXPECTATIONS
NEW
HIRE DOES
NOT MEET
EХPЕСTАTIONS
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Com, Him, and New: GIVE
HIM NO
GUIDANCE
OR SUPPORT
GET
NEW HIRE
NEW
HIRE DOES
NOT MEET
EXPECTATIONS
NEW
HIRE DOES
NOT MEET
EХPЕСTАTIONS
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Cookies, Doctor, and Girls: Being questioned by a kid on being a boy nurse: Boy- Are you a Doctor? Me- Nope, Nursing Student Boy- Is she a doctor?* points at nurse educator Me- Nope, she's the nurse in charge of me. Boy- Woow!!! Ме-Yep Boy- Do the girls pick on you for being a boy nurse? Me- Haha Sometimes!! Nurse Educator- We give him cookies... Me- They give me cookies Boy- *Gasps* What type of cookies? d 67 others You, 9 Comments Comment Haha A boy learning about male nurses

Cookies, Doctor, and Girls: Being questioned by a kid on being a boy nurse:
Boy- Are you a Doctor?
Me- Nope, Nursing Student
Boy- Is she a doctor?* points at nurse educator
Me- Nope, she's the nurse in charge of me.
Boy- Woow!!!
Ме-Yep
Boy- Do the girls pick on you for being a boy nurse?
Me- Haha Sometimes!!
Nurse Educator- We give him cookies...
Me- They give me cookies
Boy- *Gasps* What type of cookies?
d 67 others
You,
9 Comments
Comment
Haha
A boy learning about male nurses

Cookies, Doctor, and Girls: Being questioned by a kid on being a boy nurse:
Boy- Are you a Doctor?
Me- Nope, Nursing Student
Boy- Is she a doctor?* points at nurse educator
Me- Nope, she's the nurse in charge of me.
Boy- Woow!!!
Ме-Yep
Boy- Do the girls pick on you for being a boy nurse?
Me- Haha Sometimes!!
Nurse Educator- We give him cookies...
Me- They give me cookies
Boy- *Gasps* What type of cookies?
d 67 others
You,
9 Comments
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Yeah, Cyanide and Happiness, and Monday: YEAH! GIVE HIM THE OL' ONE TWO!! WHAM! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net to make your Monday a little better

Yeah, Cyanide and Happiness, and Monday: YEAH! GIVE HIM
THE OL' ONE TWO!!
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Yeah, Cyanide and Happiness, and Monday: YEAH! GIVE HIM
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Blowjob, Desperate, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH Hello Isabel, I have this friend Dave who's running and is in desperate need of a blowjob. Think you could help him out? He's not even ugly on a pretty dry streak Today 10:00 If you were a true friend to Dave, you'd give him one yourself Sent Type a message Send GIF I'm Oh Honestly what a good idea

Blowjob, Desperate, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH
Hello Isabel, I have this friend Dave
who's running
and is in desperate need of a blowjob.
Think you could help him out? He's not
even ugly
on a pretty dry streak
Today 10:00
If you were a true friend to Dave,
you'd give him one yourself
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
I'm
Oh
Honestly what a good idea

Blowjob, Desperate, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH
Hello Isabel, I have this friend Dave
who's running
and is in desperate need of a blowjob.
Think you could help him out? He's not
even ugly
on a pretty dry streak
Today 10:00
If you were a true friend to Dave,
you'd give him one yourself
Sent
Type a message
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GIF
I'm
Oh
Honestly what a good idea

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Pregnant, Holes, and Brother: My older brother I give him condoms with holes in them triggers me My sister gets pregnant My sister gets pregnant www ok

Pregnant, Holes, and Brother: My older
brother
I give him
condoms
with holes
in them
triggers
me
My sister
gets
pregnant
My sister
gets
pregnant
www
ok

Pregnant, Holes, and Brother: My older
brother
I give him
condoms
with holes
in them
triggers
me
My sister
gets
pregnant
My sister
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Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwisted tea my dad always tells me that when he's with people bragging about their kids' accomplishments and such he goes "yeah but are they like....cool?" and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them." and it always throws people off and i think that's so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool saintbaselshouse guarantee you the other kids are not cool Wholesome dad via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LtntIU

Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwisted tea
my dad always tells me that when he's with people
bragging about their kids' accomplishments and
such he goes "yeah but are they like....cool?"
and the parents always give him a confused look
and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i
love hanging out with them." and it always throws
people off and i think that's so funny and sweet
like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero
accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool
saintbaselshouse
guarantee you the other kids are not cool
Wholesome dad via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LtntIU

Confused, Dad, and Fucking: mangotwisted tea
my dad always tells me that when he's with people
bragging about their kids' accomplishments and
such he goes "yeah but are they like....cool?"
and the parents always give him a confused look
and he goes "are they cool? my kids are so cool. i
love hanging out with them." and it always throws
people off and i think that's so funny and sweet
like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero
accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i'm cool
saintbaselshouse
guarantee you the other kids are not cool
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Animals, Animal, and Front Row: How am I supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention Every time we go to the park, he makes sure to get a front row seat to watch the geese Have some faith in humanity, people! These animal stories will put an instant smile on your face, even if it's just for a few minutes.#animals #animalmemes #wholesomemems #funnyanimals #cuteanimals # faithinhumanity

Animals, Animal, and Front Row: How am I supposed to study when
my hedgehog just sits there waiting
for me to give him attention
Every time we go to the park,
he makes sure to get a front row seat
to watch the geese
Have some faith in humanity, people! These animal stories will put an instant smile on your face, even if it's just for a few minutes.#animals #animalmemes #wholesomemems #funnyanimals #cuteanimals # faithinhumanity

Animals, Animal, and Front Row: How am I supposed to study when
my hedgehog just sits there waiting
for me to give him attention
Every time we go to the park,
he makes sure to get a front row seat
to watch the geese
Have some faith in humanity, people! These animal stories will put an instant smile on your face, even if it's just for a few minutes.#animals #animalmemes #wholesomemems #funnyanimals #cuteanimals # faithinhumanity

Have some faith in humanity, people! These animal stories will put an instant smile on your face, even if it's just for a few minutes.#anima...

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College, Football, and Guess: balby liked Michael Richardson @lamMikeRich i really thought they were gonna give him a scholarship. They gave him a new mower and a signed football. 8 FOX8 WGHP Panthers coach surprises boy who cuts grass to pay for college myfox8.com/2019/09/07/pan.. @myfox8 15h 3:38 AM Sep 8, 2019 TweetDeck Back to the hustle, I guess.

College, Football, and Guess: balby liked
Michael Richardson
@lamMikeRich
i really thought they were gonna give him a
scholarship.
They gave him a new mower and a signed football.
8 FOX8 WGHP
Panthers coach surprises boy who cuts grass to pay for college
myfox8.com/2019/09/07/pan..
@myfox8 15h
3:38 AM Sep 8, 2019 TweetDeck
Back to the hustle, I guess.

College, Football, and Guess: balby liked
Michael Richardson
@lamMikeRich
i really thought they were gonna give him a
scholarship.
They gave him a new mower and a signed football.
8 FOX8 WGHP
Panthers coach surprises boy who cuts grass to pay for college
myfox8.com/2019/09/07/pan..
@myfox8 15h
3:38 AM Sep 8, 2019 TweetDeck
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Dude, Funny, and Jesus: 36 % Verizon 10:42 PM modernvampies: berry968 Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown He probably doesn't care about the gown and is just being a nice dude He's probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar 2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ. You'd think he'd want to stay dry considering he's died in the water twice already How do we always end up here 4 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts That Will Take You To Fun Tumblr-Land (Episode #301)

Dude, Funny, and Jesus: 36 %
Verizon
10:42 PM
modernvampies:
berry968
Gentleman: Leonardo
passed his umbrella to
Elizabeth Debicki happy
to stand in the rain as he
protected her designer
gown
He probably doesn't care
about the gown and is just
being a nice dude
He's probably doing it to get
the academy to notice him
and give him an Oscar
2 freaking people can fit under
that umbrella. This is like Titanic
all over again jesus christ.
You'd think he'd want to stay dry
considering he's died in the water
twice already
How do we always end up here
4
20+ Funny Tumblr Posts That Will Take You To Fun Tumblr-Land (Episode #301)

Dude, Funny, and Jesus: 36 %
Verizon
10:42 PM
modernvampies:
berry968
Gentleman: Leonardo
passed his umbrella to
Elizabeth Debicki happy
to stand in the rain as he
protected her designer
gown
He probably doesn't care
about the gown and is just
being a nice dude
He's probably doing it to get
the academy to notice him
and give him an Oscar
2 freaking people can fit under
that umbrella. This is like Titanic
all over again jesus christ.
You'd think he'd want to stay dry
considering he's died in the water
twice already
How do we always end up here
4
20+ Funny Tumblr Posts That Will Take You To Fun Tumblr-Land (Episode #301)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts That Will Take You To Fun Tumblr-Land (Episode #301)

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Aww, Cute, and Reddit: everythingfox: faded-coat-of-blue: faded-coat-of-blue: everythingfox: “Scared cat gets saved by two French guys” (Source) This is so adorable: 1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten 2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there 3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead OK, since people are asking, here’s an extremely rough translation: Moto: No! There’s a little kitten in the road! You’re kidding! Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible* M: Yeah, yeah! P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop! M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* C’mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one. P: *unintelligible* M: I don’t know. I’d take him, but unfortunately I’m allergic. But, y’know, can’t leave him here. ??? little one, c’mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here? P: Give him to me. M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately. P: *unintelligible* M: But it’s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, he’s so cute. *cut* M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye! Thank you 🙏🏼

Aww, Cute, and Reddit: everythingfox:

faded-coat-of-blue:

faded-coat-of-blue:

everythingfox:

“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”
(Source)

This is so adorable:
1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten
2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there
3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead

OK, since people are asking, here’s an extremely rough translation:
Moto: No! There’s a little kitten in the road! You’re kidding!

Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible*

M: Yeah, yeah!

P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop!

M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* C’mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one.

P: *unintelligible*

M: I don’t know. I’d take him, but unfortunately I’m allergic. But, y’know, can’t leave him here. ??? little one, c’mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here?

P: Give him to me.

M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately.

P: *unintelligible*

M: But it’s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, he’s so cute.

*cut*

M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye!

Thank you 🙏🏼

Aww, Cute, and Reddit: everythingfox:

faded-coat-of-blue:

faded-coat-of-blue:

everythingfox:

“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”
(Source)

This is so adorable:
1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten
2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there
3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead

OK, since people are asking, here’s an extremely rough translation:
Moto: No! There’s a little kitten in the road! You’re kidding!

Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible*

M: Yeah, yeah!

P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop!

M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* C’mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one.

P: *unintelligible*

M: I don’t know. I’d take him, but unfortunately I’m allergic. But, y’know, can’t leave him here. ??? little one, c’mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here?

P: Give him to me.

M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately.

P: *unintelligible*

M: But it’s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, he’s so cute.

*cut*

M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye!

Thank you 🙏🏼

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Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Hat's Anerican Pizza (Grassearket) WHAT IS A DOG'S FAVOURITE PIZZAP 1331-56760 "6lat 3 Piease can you urite a silly joke on the pizza 1 ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feel ing un well :) thanks" PUPERONI et Coca-Cola, 0.33L .50 1x Fanta, 0.33L £1.50 1x Half&Half, 09" >Gluten Free Toabe It'is critical we give him a raise immediately. This is actually awesome

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Hat's Anerican Pizza (Grassearket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZAP
1331-56760
"6lat 3
Piease can you urite a silly joke on the pizza 1
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feel ing un
well :) thanks"
PUPERONI
et Coca-Cola, 0.33L
.50
1x Fanta, 0.33L
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09"
>Gluten Free
Toabe
It'is critical we give him a raise
immediately.
This is actually awesome

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Hat's Anerican Pizza (Grassearket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZAP
1331-56760
"6lat 3
Piease can you urite a silly joke on the pizza 1
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feel ing un
well :) thanks"
PUPERONI
et Coca-Cola, 0.33L
.50
1x Fanta, 0.33L
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09"
>Gluten Free
Toabe
It'is critical we give him a raise
immediately.
This is actually awesome

This is actually awesome

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Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Hat's Anerican Pizza (Grassearket) WHAT IS A DOG'S FAVOURITE PIZZAP 1331-56760 "6lat 3 Piease can you urite a silly joke on the pizza 1 ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feel ing un well :) thanks" PUPERONI et Coca-Cola, 0.33L .50 1x Fanta, 0.33L £1.50 1x Half&Half, 09" >Gluten Free Toabe It'is critical we give him a raise immediately. This is actually awesome

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Hat's Anerican Pizza (Grassearket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZAP
1331-56760
"6lat 3
Piease can you urite a silly joke on the pizza 1
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feel ing un
well :) thanks"
PUPERONI
et Coca-Cola, 0.33L
.50
1x Fanta, 0.33L
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09"
>Gluten Free
Toabe
It'is critical we give him a raise
immediately.
This is actually awesome

Coca-Cola, Dogs, and Fanta: Hat's Anerican Pizza (Grassearket)
WHAT IS A
DOG'S FAVOURITE
PIZZAP
1331-56760
"6lat 3
Piease can you urite a silly joke on the pizza 1
ids ay 6 year old loves jokes and is feel ing un
well :) thanks"
PUPERONI
et Coca-Cola, 0.33L
.50
1x Fanta, 0.33L
£1.50
1x Half&Half, 09"
>Gluten Free
Toabe
It'is critical we give him a raise
immediately.
This is actually awesome

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Deer, Squad, and Never: A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He lef...half an hour later he came back with the squad Never forget the squad

Deer, Squad, and Never: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
lef...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
Never forget the squad

Deer, Squad, and Never: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
lef...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
Never forget the squad

Never forget the squad

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Bitch, Dude, and Target: chubbybunnyruby: In case anyone needed it, heres a translation: Guy filming: “give me chile, dude. Let me get chile, dude! LET ME GET CHILE. AAH. NO! NO!” Lady at the table (I cant really hear her but I think she says?): give him a tostada Guy filming: *pointing knife at bird* give me chile, fucker. *bird moves* I thought so, bitch.

Bitch, Dude, and Target: chubbybunnyruby:
In case anyone needed it, heres a translation:
Guy filming: “give me chile, dude. Let me get chile, dude! LET ME GET CHILE. AAH. NO! NO!”
Lady at the table (I cant really hear her but I think she says?): give him a tostada
Guy filming: *pointing knife at bird* give me chile, fucker. *bird moves* I thought so, bitch.

Bitch, Dude, and Target: chubbybunnyruby:
In case anyone needed it, heres a translation:
Guy filming: “give me chile, dude. Let me get chile, dude! LET ME GET CHILE. AAH. NO! NO!”
Lady at the table (I cant really hear her but I think she says?): give him a tostada
Guy filming: *pointing knife at bird* give me chile, fucker. *bird moves* I thought so, bitch.

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Bad, Crying, and Family: "I don't care if you have 3 hours of homework left. If your friend is crying, you need to go comfort her. If your boyfriend is upset, you need to go give him a hug. If your mother wants to talk, talk to her. If your brothers are jumping in leaf piles, go join them. If your family wants to go out to eat, go with them You can't miss your life because of the demands of school. You can always finish homework later or get one bad grade; but life.. you can't push that off for later. You only get that one chance. And no homework assignment is more important than actually living your life." me (via truerunner)

Bad, Crying, and Family: "I don't care if you have 3 hours of
homework left. If your friend is crying,
you need to go comfort her. If your
boyfriend is upset, you need to go give
him a hug. If your mother wants to talk,
talk to her. If your brothers are jumping
in leaf piles, go join them. If your family
wants to go out to eat, go with them
You can't miss your life because of the
demands of school. You can always
finish homework later or get one bad
grade; but life.. you can't push that off
for later. You only get that one chance.
And no homework assignment is more
important than actually living your
life."
me (via truerunner)

Bad, Crying, and Family: "I don't care if you have 3 hours of
homework left. If your friend is crying,
you need to go comfort her. If your
boyfriend is upset, you need to go give
him a hug. If your mother wants to talk,
talk to her. If your brothers are jumping
in leaf piles, go join them. If your family
wants to go out to eat, go with them
You can't miss your life because of the
demands of school. You can always
finish homework later or get one bad
grade; but life.. you can't push that off
for later. You only get that one chance.
And no homework assignment is more
important than actually living your
life."
me (via truerunner)

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God, Memes, and 🤖: If God has ever answered your prayers give Him praise. <3

God, Memes, and 🤖: If God has
ever answered
your prayers
give Him praise.
<3

God, Memes, and 🤖: If God has
ever answered
your prayers
give Him praise.
<3

<3

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Deer, Squad, and Never: A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He lef...half an hour later he came back with the squad Never forget the squad

Deer, Squad, and Never: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
lef...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
Never forget the squad

Deer, Squad, and Never: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
lef...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
Never forget the squad

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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes awesomacious: Sweet Keanu

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James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
615
ti 19.2K 54.3K
James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
9
8,300
t 410
James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
94
t 409
8,297
17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
26
t 639
13.8K
James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes
awesomacious:

Sweet Keanu

Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18
02:56 ....ll
Thread
James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
615
ti 19.2K 54.3K
James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
9
8,300
t 410
James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
94
t 409
8,297
17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
26
t 639
13.8K
James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes
awesomacious:

Sweet Keanu

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Boner, Dick, and Onion: wgr y my nips hörd @lilkalamata yesterday i asked my boyfriend if i could give him a boner and throw onion rings onto his dick like a ring toss and he said the only reason he said no is bc he knows i would tweet about it and he is right

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yesterday i asked my boyfriend if i could
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onto his dick like a ring toss and he said
the only reason he said no is bc he knows
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yesterday i asked my boyfriend if i could
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onto his dick like a ring toss and he said
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Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Sex: ll AT&T 2:49 PM 48% Thread Kenidra4Humanity @KenidraRWoods_ Many women have messaged me saying they were raped by their husbands and they also mentioned that people wouldn't believe them since they are married. Just because a man is married to a woman doesn't give him the right to force sex on her when he wants. I believe u &I see you. 4:40 PM 8/14/19 from Manhattan, NY Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 749 Likes Tweet your reply Being married doesn’t give you the right (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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Kenidra4Humanity
@KenidraRWoods_
Many women have messaged me
saying they were raped by their
husbands and they also mentioned
that people wouldn't believe them
since they are married. Just because a
man is married to a woman doesn't
give him the right to force sex on her
when he wants. I believe u &I see you.
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Kenidra4Humanity
@KenidraRWoods_
Many women have messaged me
saying they were raped by their
husbands and they also mentioned
that people wouldn't believe them
since they are married. Just because a
man is married to a woman doesn't
give him the right to force sex on her
when he wants. I believe u &I see you.
4:40 PM 8/14/19 from Manhattan, NY Twitter
for iPhone
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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: ll AT&T 2:49 PM 48% Thread Kenidra4Humanity @KenidraRWoods Many women have messaged me saying they were raped by their husbands and they also mentioned that people wouldn't believe them since they are married. Just because a man is married to a woman doesn't give him the right to force sex on her when he wants. I believe u &I see you. 4:40 PM 8/14/19 from Manhattan, NY Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 749 Likes Tweet your reply Being married doesn’t give you the right by aubman02 MORE MEMES

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Kenidra4Humanity
@KenidraRWoods
Many women have messaged me
saying they were raped by their
husbands and they also mentioned
that people wouldn't believe them
since they are married. Just because a
man is married to a woman doesn't
give him the right to force sex on her
when he wants. I believe u &I see you.
4:40 PM 8/14/19 from Manhattan, NY Twitter
for iPhone
95 Retweets 749 Likes
Tweet your reply
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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: ll AT&T
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Kenidra4Humanity
@KenidraRWoods
Many women have messaged me
saying they were raped by their
husbands and they also mentioned
that people wouldn't believe them
since they are married. Just because a
man is married to a woman doesn't
give him the right to force sex on her
when he wants. I believe u &I see you.
4:40 PM 8/14/19 from Manhattan, NY Twitter
for iPhone
95 Retweets 749 Likes
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Iphone, Sex, and Twitter: ll AT&T 2:49 PM 48% Thread Kenidra4Humanity @KenidraRWoods Many women have messaged me saying they were raped by their husbands and they also mentioned that people wouldn't believe them since they are married. Just because a man is married to a woman doesn't give him the right to force sex on her when he wants. I believe u &I see you. 4:40 PM 8/14/19 from Manhattan, NY Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 749 Likes Tweet your reply Being married doesn’t give you the right

Iphone, Sex, and Twitter: ll AT&T
2:49 PM
48%
Thread
Kenidra4Humanity
@KenidraRWoods
Many women have messaged me
saying they were raped by their
husbands and they also mentioned
that people wouldn't believe them
since they are married. Just because a
man is married to a woman doesn't
give him the right to force sex on her
when he wants. I believe u &I see you.
4:40 PM 8/14/19 from Manhattan, NY Twitter
for iPhone
95 Retweets 749 Likes
Tweet your reply
Being married doesn’t give you the right

Iphone, Sex, and Twitter: ll AT&T
2:49 PM
48%
Thread
Kenidra4Humanity
@KenidraRWoods
Many women have messaged me
saying they were raped by their
husbands and they also mentioned
that people wouldn't believe them
since they are married. Just because a
man is married to a woman doesn't
give him the right to force sex on her
when he wants. I believe u &I see you.
4:40 PM 8/14/19 from Manhattan, NY Twitter
for iPhone
95 Retweets 749 Likes
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A Dream, Advice, and Life: dykealectics WannabeTypist11 5 points 10 hours ago My wife is the love of my life. Everyday I wake up in a dream that never ends because of her undying love. If that's a problem for you, then you can go to hell. I LOVE my wife. mood dykealectics for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe's subreddit 6,281 notes Todays Mood:

A Dream, Advice, and Life: dykealectics
WannabeTypist11 5 points 10 hours ago
My wife is the love of my life. Everyday I wake up in a dream that never
ends because of her undying love. If that's a problem for you, then you
can go to hell. I LOVE my wife.
mood
dykealectics
for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the
comments trying to give him advice on how to
cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe's
subreddit
6,281 notes
Todays Mood:

A Dream, Advice, and Life: dykealectics
WannabeTypist11 5 points 10 hours ago
My wife is the love of my life. Everyday I wake up in a dream that never
ends because of her undying love. If that's a problem for you, then you
can go to hell. I LOVE my wife.
mood
dykealectics
for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the
comments trying to give him advice on how to
cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe's
subreddit
6,281 notes
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Bad, Cute, and Friends: -a cute little tree, and we I AM FREE! don't want him to get lonely 5ALE 307. OFF THIS WORLD WILL FINALLY MNOW THE RAGE, OF MURGAR GRENT DEMON OF THE ABYSS! So let's give him a happy little friend His little friend lives right there. Trees need friends too. We all need a friend You guys are my friends now and if anyone does anything bad to you just tell me and) I will eat their soul.) Faxebooks Holfy-Penguin 2019 Robert Ross vanquisher of evil

Bad, Cute, and Friends: -a cute little tree, and we
I AM FREE!
don't want him to get lonely
5ALE
307. OFF
THIS WORLD WILL FINALLY MNOW THE RAGE,
OF MURGAR GRENT DEMON OF THE ABYSS!
So let's give him a
happy little friend
His little friend lives right there.
Trees need friends too.
We all need a friend
You guys are
my friends now
and if anyone does
anything bad to you
just tell me and)
I will eat their soul.)
Faxebooks Holfy-Penguin
2019
Robert Ross vanquisher of evil

Bad, Cute, and Friends: -a cute little tree, and we
I AM FREE!
don't want him to get lonely
5ALE
307. OFF
THIS WORLD WILL FINALLY MNOW THE RAGE,
OF MURGAR GRENT DEMON OF THE ABYSS!
So let's give him a
happy little friend
His little friend lives right there.
Trees need friends too.
We all need a friend
You guys are
my friends now
and if anyone does
anything bad to you
just tell me and)
I will eat their soul.)
Faxebooks Holfy-Penguin
2019
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Love, Break, and Happy: He's not perfect you aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect but if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist but there's always one guy that is perfect for you. Just enjoy each other ❤️

Love, Break, and Happy: He's not perfect you aren't either, and the two of you
will never be perfect but if he can make you laugh at
least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits
to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him
and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote
poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but
he will give you a part of him that he knows you could
break. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you
happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him
when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to
be had. Because perfect guys don't exist but there's
always one guy that is perfect for you.
Just enjoy each other ❤️

Love, Break, and Happy: He's not perfect you aren't either, and the two of you
will never be perfect but if he can make you laugh at
least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits
to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him
and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote
poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but
he will give you a part of him that he knows you could
break. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you
happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him
when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to
be had. Because perfect guys don't exist but there's
always one guy that is perfect for you.
Just enjoy each other ❤️

Just enjoy each other ❤️

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Memes, Best, and Dementia: My gran has dementia and loves to knit dolls.
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Memes, Best, and Dementia: My gran has dementia and loves to knit dolls.
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Queen Elizabeth, Shakespeare, and Queen: duskelmay if anyone ever tries to call you immature or insult you for refusing to watch a show after your favorite character dies, kindly point them to the english renaissance. queen elizabeth i was so pissed off when shakespeare killed off one of his side characters that she not only ordered him to resurrect the asshole, she royally commanded him to write another play entirely centered on the character and give him a happy ending thunderboltsortofapenny Imagine the power leni-ba Leai So... Elizabeth I was the first fanfic prompter? beliza-fryler I knew I liked history The birth of something great

Queen Elizabeth, Shakespeare, and Queen: duskelmay
if anyone ever tries to call you immature or
insult you for refusing to watch a show after
your favorite character dies, kindly point them
to the english renaissance. queen elizabeth i
was so pissed off when shakespeare killed off
one of his side characters that she not only
ordered him to resurrect the asshole, she
royally commanded him to write another play
entirely centered on the character and give
him a happy ending
thunderboltsortofapenny
Imagine the power
leni-ba
Leai
So... Elizabeth I was the first fanfic prompter?
beliza-fryler
I knew I liked history
The birth of something great

Queen Elizabeth, Shakespeare, and Queen: duskelmay
if anyone ever tries to call you immature or
insult you for refusing to watch a show after
your favorite character dies, kindly point them
to the english renaissance. queen elizabeth i
was so pissed off when shakespeare killed off
one of his side characters that she not only
ordered him to resurrect the asshole, she
royally commanded him to write another play
entirely centered on the character and give
him a happy ending
thunderboltsortofapenny
Imagine the power
leni-ba
Leai
So... Elizabeth I was the first fanfic prompter?
beliza-fryler
I knew I liked history
The birth of something great

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