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        Being Alone, Dank, and Memes: Thread
 Shen the Bird
 @Shen the_Bird
 Never thought l'd be one to make
 long threads, but I need to tell
 someone about the most terrifying
 thing that's ever happened to
 me. 8 weeks ago, I was working
 in private security as a guard
 for multiple contracts. My most
 frequent was for a manufacturing
 plant. I'm (1/10)
 11:00 AM 25 Feb 18
 N 59% 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 gonna guess everyone already knows, but
 the pay was awful, and the hours were
 worse, which is why I thought a lot of
 guards, even supervisors, would just quit
 without telling anyone. No word, no
 notice, just gone the next day. Because of
 this, corporate decided to (2/10)
 5
 t 56
 751
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 give me a bunch of extra hours at this
 manufacturing plant. They made greeting
 cards with what looked like endless floors
 of deafening machinery. I would monitor
 cameras, but I mainly worked as first aid
 and made routine patrols around the
 60,000 square foot facility. (3/10)
 1
 724
 t 55
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 You would think they'd have more than 1
 guard for this site, but my company just
 had such a shortage of employees. That
 night, 8 weeks ago, I was actually
 covering for a friend. I'd worked with him
 for about a year and hung out few times.
 Something important must have come
 (4/10)
 59% 9 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 up, because he never missed a shift,
 especially without even calling. Anyway,
 the night that it happened was New Year's
 Day. The people who worked at the
 manufacturing plant were off for the
 holiday, but I still had to come in to patrol
 the building. Normally, I would (5/10)
 3
 t 55
 700
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 never cover someone's shift on a holiday,
 but I needed the money. So, at 11:30 PM, I
 arrived for my overnight shift, and the
 plant workers left, one by one until I was
 completely alone in that gigantic building.
 I sat at my desk watching cameras for a
 bit, but nothing was (6/10)
 4
 706
 t54
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 gonna happen, so I took my eyes off the
 screen and started sending
 condescending texts to the guard that
 didn't show up. After no response,
 noticed something in the corner of my
 eye on the computer screen. Most of the
 factory lights were off, so the image
 wasn't clear (7/10)
 59% 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird-1d
 Let me insert: I know now that there's
 nothing wrong with being scared, but I
 didn't frighten easily. I looked closer at the
 cam image but the huge machines casted
 a shadow over that...thing. I got up, took
 out my flashlight and headed to the old
 elevator. As it descended, (8/10)
 2
 726
 t 53
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 you could say l worried for the other
 guard. I decided to call him. When the
 elevator doors opened on the dark factory
 floor, the usually bustling machines stood
 dormant. It was totally silent until I heard
 a phone ring. I quickly hung up my own
 and pointed my flashlight (9/10)
 1
 t 53
 705
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 down the long clearing but the ringing
 stopped. Before I realized it was the other
 guard's phone, I saw his mangled, bloody
 body, standing and staring at me. When
 dropped my light, it illuminated blood-
 writing in the floor that spelled out the
 first word of each of these tweets
This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky-
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Dank, and Memes: Thread
 Shen the Bird
 @Shen the_Bird
 Never thought l'd be one to make
 long threads, but I need to tell
 someone about the most terrifying
 thing that's ever happened to
 me. 8 weeks ago, I was working
 in private security as a guard
 for multiple contracts. My most
 frequent was for a manufacturing
 plant. I'm (1/10)
 11:00 AM 25 Feb 18
 N 59% 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 gonna guess everyone already knows, but
 the pay was awful, and the hours were
 worse, which is why I thought a lot of
 guards, even supervisors, would just quit
 without telling anyone. No word, no
 notice, just gone the next day. Because of
 this, corporate decided to (2/10)
 5
 t 56
 751
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 give me a bunch of extra hours at this
 manufacturing plant. They made greeting
 cards with what looked like endless floors
 of deafening machinery. I would monitor
 cameras, but I mainly worked as first aid
 and made routine patrols around the
 60,000 square foot facility. (3/10)
 1
 724
 t 55
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 You would think they'd have more than 1
 guard for this site, but my company just
 had such a shortage of employees. That
 night, 8 weeks ago, I was actually
 covering for a friend. I'd worked with him
 for about a year and hung out few times.
 Something important must have come
 (4/10)
 59% 9 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 up, because he never missed a shift,
 especially without even calling. Anyway,
 the night that it happened was New Year's
 Day. The people who worked at the
 manufacturing plant were off for the
 holiday, but I still had to come in to patrol
 the building. Normally, I would (5/10)
 3
 t 55
 700
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 never cover someone's shift on a holiday,
 but I needed the money. So, at 11:30 PM, I
 arrived for my overnight shift, and the
 plant workers left, one by one until I was
 completely alone in that gigantic building.
 I sat at my desk watching cameras for a
 bit, but nothing was (6/10)
 4
 706
 t54
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 gonna happen, so I took my eyes off the
 screen and started sending
 condescending texts to the guard that
 didn't show up. After no response,
 noticed something in the corner of my
 eye on the computer screen. Most of the
 factory lights were off, so the image
 wasn't clear (7/10)
 59% 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird-1d
 Let me insert: I know now that there's
 nothing wrong with being scared, but I
 didn't frighten easily. I looked closer at the
 cam image but the huge machines casted
 a shadow over that...thing. I got up, took
 out my flashlight and headed to the old
 elevator. As it descended, (8/10)
 2
 726
 t 53
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 you could say l worried for the other
 guard. I decided to call him. When the
 elevator doors opened on the dark factory
 floor, the usually bustling machines stood
 dormant. It was totally silent until I heard
 a phone ring. I quickly hung up my own
 and pointed my flashlight (9/10)
 1
 t 53
 705
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 down the long clearing but the ringing
 stopped. Before I realized it was the other
 guard's phone, I saw his mangled, bloody
 body, standing and staring at me. When
 dropped my light, it illuminated blood-
 writing in the floor that spelled out the
 first word of each of these tweets
This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky-
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky-
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Drinking, Facts, and Love: www.unbelievable-facts.tumblr.com
 Keanu Reeves gave away almost all of his earnings from
 the Matrix (~£50 million) to the special effects team,
 turning them all into millionaires. "Money is the last thing
 l think about. I could live on what I have already
 made for the next few centuries"-he declared.
50shadesofyodaddysdick:

holdtightclothing:
longquark:

putmeincoach:

jehovahhthickness:

airspaniel:

utf2005:

fluffy-overlord:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

drst:

unbelievable-facts:

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.



When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.


“Next few centuries”
Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.


i love keanu reeves


My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him. 
I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”
He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it. 
Or so I thought. 
He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it. 
IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.” 
When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that. 
What a moment.


An angel
        

            
            

                
                
                    Drinking, Facts, and Love: www.unbelievable-facts.tumblr.com
 Keanu Reeves gave away almost all of his earnings from
 the Matrix (~£50 million) to the special effects team,
 turning them all into millionaires. "Money is the last thing
 l think about. I could live on what I have already
 made for the next few centuries"-he declared.
50shadesofyodaddysdick:

holdtightclothing:
longquark:

putmeincoach:

jehovahhthickness:

airspaniel:

utf2005:

fluffy-overlord:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

drst:

unbelievable-facts:

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.



When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.


“Next few centuries”
Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.


i love keanu reeves


My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him. 
I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”
He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it. 
Or so I thought. 
He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it. 
IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.” 
When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that. 
What a moment.


An angel
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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