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Christmas, College, and Dumb: Another thing! If you live in a college dorm that has a polcoy against candles being lit in the rooms, and you want to light a menorah for Chanukah, seek out help advocating yourself from your local Chabad, Hillel, or other assorted Jewish organization. They know how to deal with this stuff and will help you work on a compromise with school officials. You have a right to celebrate Chanukah. neoacidic "my religion is more important than other people's safety!!" sorry but do you hear yourself? celebrate, if you must, but don't infringe upon others or think you're above the law (when the law is no unjust.) thinkherenow: surprisedentistry: femme-radicale: surprisedentistry: realsadjewishhours: keshetchai: 5779: keshetchai: 5779: today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns I have literally had my gentile neighbors start two actual real apartment fires in the last MONTH because they can’t keep an eye on their cooking, meanwhile I light candles ALL THE TIME AT HOME and never set ANYTHING ON FIRE BECAUSE I AM RIGHT FRIGGIN THERE. Do you know what I do with Chanukkah candles on?? I turn off my lights and watch them melt and maybe I do something with my hands but I keep an eye!!! On!!! THEM!!!! #… holy shit guys there’s LED lights for a reason #like if it’s that much of a danger just use LEDs for your decor lighting a menorah reeeeally is not “decor”  It’s NOT that much of a danger. I live in an “adult” neighborhood of apartments (i.e. Not with college students) and again, people have caused two fires this month while making breakfast. One fire burned down most of the building next door to mine. regular old adults using a microwave or stove! But when I light my candles for either Shabbat or Chanukkah I am WATCHING them. I have tin foil nearby, I have water nearby, my religious observances (which aren’t fulfilled by an LED light) are not, in my experience, the greatest fire hazard around. You know what is? People making breakfast people not cleaning LINT out of their dryer. Also LED lights do not fulfill the Jewish obligations that candles/oil do. We literally cannnot use LED lights please stop suggesting this. gentiles on this post have been weirdly convinced that they’re the only ones who know about decorative electronic menorahs and that they just need to educate the ignorant jews  What the fuck? If you want to have your candles go live somewhere those are allowed instead of putting others at risk and making everyone around cater for you. today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns The National Fire Protection Association reports “Between 2012-2016, U.S. fire departments responded to an average 170 home fires that started with Christmas trees per year. These fires caused an average of 4 deaths, 15 injuries, and $12 million in direct property damage annually.” but go off on the Jews for doing their thing. Hey everyone Id like to just speak up for my Jewish friends and followers and say y'all should stop being dumb fucks and respect Judaism and the people who observe it!!! You do not know more about thing relating to their religion than they do! You are not entitled to tell them to stop practicing their religion properly when they explain they have been doing it safely! Any fires caused by someones menorah is not at the fault of Jewish people! It is at the fault of that specific person not watching their candles! Same as if you dont watch a stove! Shut the fuck up or Ill punch you!To all my Jewish friends and followers: I apologise for these ignorant fools - light your candles and have a Happy Chanukah!!!
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Complex, Dumb, and Love: KISMESISSITUDE LISTEN UP IDIOTS, I'M HERE TO EDUCATE YOU ON THE FINER POINTS OF THE CALIGINOUS QUADRANT AS THERE ARE STILL MANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS IS NOT ONE PARTY WANTING TO KILL THE OTHER THAT IS NOT THE BASIS FOR A HEALTHY KISMESISSITUDE. THE AIM ISNT TO GAIN THE UPPER HAND OR DEFEAT THE OTHER AND KILLING THEM WOULD BE REALLY DUMB WHERE ONE PARTY IS EXCESSIVELY VIOLENT AND/ OR ABUSIVE WHILE IT IS THE MOST VIOLENT QUADRANT, A KISMESIS IS A RIVAL TO WHICH YOU MUST BE EVENLY MATCHED. ITS NOT AT ALL ANALOGOUS TO A DOM/SUB DYNAMIC AND CERTAINLY SHOULDN'T INCLUDE DEPRIVING SOMEONE OF THEIR BASIC NEEDS WHERE EITHER PARTY IS AN ASSHOLE IN GENERAL ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS OBVIOUS, THERE IS A VERY BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOCKING, SCRATCHING, BITING, PUNCHING ETC. AND BEING A JERK IS NOT ONE PARTY VIEWING THE OTHER AS INFERIOR . ONE OF THE MOST COMMON MISTAKES. TO BE SOMEONE'S KISMESIS IS TO BE WORTHY OF BEING THEIR EQUALAND THEIR RIVAL SIMULTANEOUSLY. THEY RESPECT EACH OTHER DESPITE STRIVING TO ATAIN (THOUGH NEVER ACHIEVE) SUPERIORITY ONE PARTY NOT ENJOYING THE COMPANY OF THE OTHER IT WOULDN'T BE A FUNCTIONING RELATIOSHIP IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND ANY TIME WITH YOUR KISMESIS OR REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR EXISTNACE EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT PLEASED YOU HARMING THE OTHER PARTY'S OTHER QUADRANTS NO. JUST NO IT IS: YOUR TRUE RIVAL YOUR KISMESIS IS LITERALLY YOUR FATED NEMESIS; THE ONE PERSON YOU ARE DESTINED TO HATE. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TWO-SIDED RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH YOU EXPRESS YOUR LOVE BY BEING ANTAGONISTIC. WHERE BOTH PARTIES ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE OTHER'S WELLBEING F SOMEONE THREATENS YOUR KISMESIS YOU WOULD DEFEND THEM. IN NO CIRCUMSTANCE WOULD YOUALLOW ANYONE ELSE TO SIGNIFICANTLY HARM OR ATTEMPT TO KILL YOUR KISMESIS IN CONCLUSION IT ISA REALLY INTERESTING QUADRANT WITHA COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC. YOU TODAY IS COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTOODAFTER READING THIS I HOPE I HAVE BESTOWEDA GREATER UNDERSTANDING TO I SWEAR IF YOU WRITEANOTHER FIC WHERE THIS QUADRANT WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE redglared: Blackrom yo
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Af, Being Alone, and Bailey Jay: ESFJ ENEJ ENTJ ESTJ -The popular one Easy to get to know Will bring you food when you're sad Hates being alone -Supportive and Warm Doesn't understand how to say 'no s your second MoM and isnít even somry -Genunly cares Knows you better than you know yourself -Moral police Actually really secretve -Intuitively wise and soMehow becomes vour life Mentor Surprisingly fun and social -COMManding AF -Triggered 200% of the tie -better than you at everything -UncoMfortable with their own feelings -Says they wil punch you in the face, will actually punch you in the face -Traditional dad figure -Confident Bossy and scary Surprisngly furnny and kind of a firt -Cares a bit too Much about what other people think of thew EFFICIENT AF INFJ -Everyone's unofficial shrnk -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert ISFJ INTJ ISJ -The perfectionist -Shy cinnaMon roll will replace your grandwother Hippie Just wants to help everyone wil bake you cookies -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between -The Know-it-all -Confident but surprisinly easly intividated -Thinks everyone is stupid Likes personal space but il spend tme with you if they love you -Hates subjectivity -Most lkely to settle donn n the suburbs with 25 kids and a doo -Grets shit done -Enjoų being by theMselves -Blank slate on the outside What are eMotions? dust wants world peace -Can always be found with their -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth INTP INFP -Qiet and hard to get to know Intellectually curious and genuinely loves leaning Never leaves the house -Obivious to everything -Hates too Many rules and overly structured systeMs -Can never find their car keys hnocent and a little najve -PerManently wears rose-tnted glasses -Probably Multingual -Takes everything personally after you get to k Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil will devote all their tme for you ever Meet ISFP WanM and sensitive to others -Chill and laidback Creative and Magnatv Shy at frst, but wor't shut up SMart Trker -Either doesn't give a shit or gives too Many shits -Stubbon is their Midde naMe -しonstantly ls conteMplating borderine ilegal activities due to boredoM now thew in uour life Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you just for the hell of it -Fears coMMitMent More than death -Actually a fragle bunry that fears rejection -Forgets to eat ENTP ESTP ENFP ESFP -Thinks their life is à soap opera -Bold and Spontaneous Coined the tem "All or nothing Enjoy entertairing others and Making sure everyone -The fuckbou -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything, -doins the debate teaM everų uear, for fun Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives EMotions and feelings are foreign languages -Devi's advocate Thinks arguing is foreplau The dreaMer doesn't frish anything Says rules and coMMitMent are Mportant Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive f not, should be ADHD Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition -Overthinks and overanalyses anything and everything as a 2 year old beckawang: MBTI Types: Summary
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