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empress-delilah: empress-delilah: dornishjedi: wannabanauthor: kablob17: cindehella: lord-kitschener: arealliveghost: stillvisions: maybenotboring: and at no point has anyone thought ‚Äúmaybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year‚ÄĚ They tried fireproofing. And armed guards. And fences, and cameras‚Ķ Sadly the wikipedia page has been cut down by super srs folks to remove all the awesome Keystone cops tales of the goat‚Äôs history (emphasis added by me) 1966¬†Stig Gavl√©n came up with the idea of a giant goat made out of straw. But it turned out that Gavl√©n organisation did not have enough funding for the goat. Then Harry Str√∂m, who at that time was the chairman of the S√∂dra Kungsgatan Ideella F√∂rening (a non-profit society), decided to pay the whole cost for the goat out of his own pocket. The goat stood until midnight of New Year‚Äôs Eve, when it went up in flames. The perpetrator, who was from¬†Hofors,G√§strikland, was found and convicted of¬†vandalism. The first goat was insured and Str√∂m got all his money back. 1967¬†Nothing happened. 1968¬†The goat survived. A fence was built around the goat. Previously it was popular for children to play hide-and-seek inside and around the goat. There was also a rumor that one night a couple had sex inside the goat. In subsequent years the inside of the goat was protected by a chicken-wire net. 1969¬†The goat was burnt down on New Year‚Äôs Eve. 1970¬†The goat was burnt down only six hours after it was assembled. Two very drunk teenagers were connected with the crime. With help from several financial contributors the goat was reassembled out of lake reed. 1971¬†The Southern Merchants got tired of their goats being burned and stopped building the goat. The¬†Natural Science¬†Club (Naturvetenskapliga F√∂reningen:NF) from the School of Vasa (Vasaskolan) took over.¬† 1972¬†The goat collapsed because of¬†sabotage. 1973¬†N/A 1974¬†Burnt. 1975¬†N/A 1976¬†Hit by a car. 1977¬†N/A 1978¬†Again, the goat was kicked to pieces. 1979¬†The goat was burnt even before it was erected. A new one was built and¬†fireproofed. It was destroyed and broken into pieces. 1980¬†Burnt down on Christmas Eve. 1981¬†Nothing happened. 1982¬†Burnt down on¬†Lucia¬†(13 December). 1983¬†The legs were destroyed. 1984¬†Burnt down on 12 December, the night before Lucia. 1985¬†The 12.5 metre (41¬†ft) tall goat of the Natural Science Club was featured in the¬†Guinness Book of Records¬†for the first time. Even though the goat was enclosed by a 2 metres (6.6¬†ft) high metal fence, guarded by Securitas and even soldiers from the G√§vle I 14¬†Infantry¬†Regiment, it was burnt down in January. 1986¬†The merchants of G√§vle decided they were willing to build the goat once again. From 1986 on two goats were built, the Southern Merchants‚Äô and the School of Vasa‚Äôs. The big goat burnt down the night before Christmas Eve. 1987¬†A heavily fireproofed goat was built. It got burnt down a week before Christmas.[21] 1988¬†Nothing happened to the goat, but gamblers were for the first time able to gamble on the fate of the goat with English¬†bookmakers. 1989¬†Again, the goat burnt down before it was assembled. Financial contributions from the public were raised to rebuild a goat that was burnt down in January. In March 1990 another goat was built, this time for the shooting of a Swedish¬†motion picture¬†called¬†Black Jack. 1990¬†Nothing happened. The goat was guarded by many volunteers. 1991¬†The goat was joined by an advertising¬†sled, that turned out to be illegally built. On the morning of Christmas Eve the goat was burnt down. It was later rebuilt to be taken to¬†Stockholm¬†as a part of a protest campaign against the closing of the I 14 Infantry Regiment. 1992¬†The goat was burnt down eight days after it was built. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat burnt down the same night. The Southern Merchants‚Äô goat was rebuilt, but burned down on 20 December. The perpetrator of the three attacks was caught and sent to jail. The Goat Committee was founded in 1992. 1993¬†Once more the goat was featured in the¬†Guinness Book of Records, the School of Vasa‚Äôs goat measured 14.9 metres (49¬†ft). The goat was guarded by taxis and the Swedish Home Guard. Nothing happened. 1994¬†Nothing happened. The goat followed the Swedish national hockey team to Italy for the World Championship in hockey. 1995¬†A Norwegian was arrested for attempting to burn down the goat. Burnt down on the morning of Christmas Day. Rebuilt to be standing before the 550th anniversary of G√§vle¬†county. 1996¬†The first time the goat was guarded by¬†webcams, nothing happened. 1997¬†Damaged by¬†fireworks. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was attacked too, but survived with minor damage. 1998¬†Burnt down on 11 December, even though there was a major¬†blizzard. Was rebuilt. 1999¬†Burnt down only a couple of hours after it was erected. Rebuilt again before Lucia. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was burnt down as well. 2000¬†Burnt down a couple of days before New Year‚Äôs Eve. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat got tossed in the G√§vle river. 2001¬†Goat set on fire on 23 December by Lawrence Jones, a 51-year-old visitor from¬†Cleveland, Ohio, who spent 18 days in jail and was subsequently convicted and ordered to pay 100,000¬†Swedish kronor¬†in damages. The court confiscated Jones‚Äôs cigarette lighter with the argument that he clearly was not able to handle it. Jones stated in court that he was no ‚Äúgoat burner‚ÄĚ, and believed that he was taking part in a completely legal goat-burning tradition. After Jones was released from jail he went straight back to the US without paying his fine. As of 2006¬†it was still unpaid. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was also burnt down. 2002¬†A 22 year old from Stockholm tried to set the Southern Merchants‚Äô goat on fire, but failed, the goat receiving only minor damage. On Lucia the goat was guarded by Swedish radio and TV personality¬†Gert Fylking. 2003¬†Burnt down on 12 December. 2004¬†Burnt 21 December, only three days before Christmas Eve. The fire brigade quickly arrived on the scene, but the goat could not be saved. No new goat was built. 2005¬†Burnt by unknown vandals reportedly dressed as Santa and the¬†gingerbread man, by shooting a flaming arrow at the goat at 21:00 on 3 December.¬†Reconstructed on 5 December. The hunt for the arsonist responsible for the goat-burning in 2005 was featured on the weekly Swedish live broadcast TV3‚Äôs ‚ÄúMost Wanted‚Äú (‚ÄĚEfterlyst‚ÄĚ) on 8 December. 2006¬†On the night of 15 December at 03:00, someone tried to set fire to the goat by dousing the right front leg in petrol (gasoline). The red¬†ribbon¬†on that leg was slightly burned and fell off. The lower part of the right leg was scorched, but the rest of the goat failed to light. The leg was repaired that morning.¬†The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was burned at about 00:40 on 20 December; the vandals were not seen and got away.¬†On the night of 25 December, a drunken man managed to climb up on the goat. Before the police arrived on the scene the man climbed down and disappeared.¬†He did not try to set fire to the goat. The Southern Merchants‚Äô goat survived New Year‚Äôs Eve and was taken down on 2 January. It is now stored in a secret location. 2007¬†The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was toppled on 13 December and was burned on the night of 24 December.¬†The Southern Merchants‚Äô goat survived. 2008¬†10,000 people turned out for the inauguration of one of the goats. No back-up goat was built to replace the main goat should the worst happen, nor was the goat treated with flame repellent (Anna √Ėstman, spokesperson of the Goat-committee said the repellent made it look ugly in the previous years, like a brown terrier).¬†On 16 December the Natural Science Club‚Äôs Goat was vandalised and later removed. On 26 December there was an attempt to burn down the Southern Merchants‚Äô Goat but patriotic passers-by managed to extinguish the fire. The following day the goat finally succumbed to the flames ignited by an unknown assailant at 03:50 CET. 2009¬†A person attempted to set the Southern Merchants‚Äô goat on fire the night of 7 December.¬†An unsuccessful attempt was made to throw the Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat into the river the weekend of 11 December. The culprit then tried, again without success, to set the goat on fire.¬†Someone stole the Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat utilizing a truck the night of 14 December.[36]¬†On the night of 23 December before 04:00 the South Merchant goat was set on fire and was burned to the frame, even though it had a thick layer of snow on its back.[37]¬†The goat had two online webcams which were put out of service by aDoS attack, instigated by computer hackers just before the burning.[38] 2010¬†On the night of 2 December, arsonists made an unsuccessful attempt to burn the Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat.[39]¬†On 17 December, a Swedish news site reported that one of the guards tasked with protecting the Southern Merchants‚Äô goat had been offered payment to leave his post so that the goat could be stolen via helicopter and transported to Stockholm.¬†Both goats survived and were dismantled and returned to storage in early January 2011. 2011¬†The inauguration of the goat took place on 27 November. The fire-fighters of G√§vle sprayed the goat with water to create a coating of ice in the hope of protecting it from arson.¬†The goat was burnt down in the early morning of 2 December. 2012¬†The inauguration of the goat took place on 2 December. It was burnt just ten days later in the hours before midnight of 12 December, one day before Lucia. 2013¬†As in 2006 and 2007, the straw used to build the goat has been soaked in anti-flammable liquid to prevent it from burning in the event of an arson attack.¬†The inauguration ceremony took place on 1 December. But despite the anti-flammable liquids the goat was burnt down on the early morning of December 21. Any history of plots involving a DDoS attack on the security cameras, a plot to steal it with a helicopter and flaming arrows shot by people dressed as Santa and the Gingerbread man is just plain hilarious in my book. I‚Äôm laughing so much about this goat. obviously if you build something big enough people are going to have sex in it and burn it down. obviously what the fuck is going on in sweden how will the saga continue this year 2015: The goat was burned. I lost it at the last comment. Reblog for the season. the time of the goat is upon us! 2016 update: it‚Äôs the 50th anniversary so, naturally, it needs a birthday party. Streamed, apparently w a fucking english commentator for all the world to enjoy. It‚Äôs gonna be cringeworthy for sure. Also, it‚Äôs wearing a bow tie.¬† which probably won‚Äôt dissuade aspiring goat murderers any more than its cutesy tweets have, but can‚Äôt fault them for trying.¬† lmao ok it lasted a couple of hours. : Swedish Christmas Goat Burned Down for 27th Time a EXPAND empress-delilah: empress-delilah: dornishjedi: wannabanauthor: kablob17: cindehella: lord-kitschener: arealliveghost: stillvisions: maybenotboring: and at no point has anyone thought ‚Äúmaybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year‚ÄĚ They tried fireproofing. And armed guards. And fences, and cameras‚Ķ Sadly the wikipedia page has been cut down by super srs folks to remove all the awesome Keystone cops tales of the goat‚Äôs history (emphasis added by me) 1966¬†Stig Gavl√©n came up with the idea of a giant goat made out of straw. But it turned out that Gavl√©n organisation did not have enough funding for the goat. Then Harry Str√∂m, who at that time was the chairman of the S√∂dra Kungsgatan Ideella F√∂rening (a non-profit society), decided to pay the whole cost for the goat out of his own pocket. The goat stood until midnight of New Year‚Äôs Eve, when it went up in flames. The perpetrator, who was from¬†Hofors,G√§strikland, was found and convicted of¬†vandalism. The first goat was insured and Str√∂m got all his money back. 1967¬†Nothing happened. 1968¬†The goat survived. A fence was built around the goat. Previously it was popular for children to play hide-and-seek inside and around the goat. There was also a rumor that one night a couple had sex inside the goat. In subsequent years the inside of the goat was protected by a chicken-wire net. 1969¬†The goat was burnt down on New Year‚Äôs Eve. 1970¬†The goat was burnt down only six hours after it was assembled. Two very drunk teenagers were connected with the crime. With help from several financial contributors the goat was reassembled out of lake reed. 1971¬†The Southern Merchants got tired of their goats being burned and stopped building the goat. The¬†Natural Science¬†Club (Naturvetenskapliga F√∂reningen:NF) from the School of Vasa (Vasaskolan) took over.¬† 1972¬†The goat collapsed because of¬†sabotage. 1973¬†N/A 1974¬†Burnt. 1975¬†N/A 1976¬†Hit by a car. 1977¬†N/A 1978¬†Again, the goat was kicked to pieces. 1979¬†The goat was burnt even before it was erected. A new one was built and¬†fireproofed. It was destroyed and broken into pieces. 1980¬†Burnt down on Christmas Eve. 1981¬†Nothing happened. 1982¬†Burnt down on¬†Lucia¬†(13 December). 1983¬†The legs were destroyed. 1984¬†Burnt down on 12 December, the night before Lucia. 1985¬†The 12.5 metre (41¬†ft) tall goat of the Natural Science Club was featured in the¬†Guinness Book of Records¬†for the first time. Even though the goat was enclosed by a 2 metres (6.6¬†ft) high metal fence, guarded by Securitas and even soldiers from the G√§vle I 14¬†Infantry¬†Regiment, it was burnt down in January. 1986¬†The merchants of G√§vle decided they were willing to build the goat once again. From 1986 on two goats were built, the Southern Merchants‚Äô and the School of Vasa‚Äôs. The big goat burnt down the night before Christmas Eve. 1987¬†A heavily fireproofed goat was built. It got burnt down a week before Christmas.[21] 1988¬†Nothing happened to the goat, but gamblers were for the first time able to gamble on the fate of the goat with English¬†bookmakers. 1989¬†Again, the goat burnt down before it was assembled. Financial contributions from the public were raised to rebuild a goat that was burnt down in January. In March 1990 another goat was built, this time for the shooting of a Swedish¬†motion picture¬†called¬†Black Jack. 1990¬†Nothing happened. The goat was guarded by many volunteers. 1991¬†The goat was joined by an advertising¬†sled, that turned out to be illegally built. On the morning of Christmas Eve the goat was burnt down. It was later rebuilt to be taken to¬†Stockholm¬†as a part of a protest campaign against the closing of the I 14 Infantry Regiment. 1992¬†The goat was burnt down eight days after it was built. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat burnt down the same night. The Southern Merchants‚Äô goat was rebuilt, but burned down on 20 December. The perpetrator of the three attacks was caught and sent to jail. The Goat Committee was founded in 1992. 1993¬†Once more the goat was featured in the¬†Guinness Book of Records, the School of Vasa‚Äôs goat measured 14.9 metres (49¬†ft). The goat was guarded by taxis and the Swedish Home Guard. Nothing happened. 1994¬†Nothing happened. The goat followed the Swedish national hockey team to Italy for the World Championship in hockey. 1995¬†A Norwegian was arrested for attempting to burn down the goat. Burnt down on the morning of Christmas Day. Rebuilt to be standing before the 550th anniversary of G√§vle¬†county. 1996¬†The first time the goat was guarded by¬†webcams, nothing happened. 1997¬†Damaged by¬†fireworks. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was attacked too, but survived with minor damage. 1998¬†Burnt down on 11 December, even though there was a major¬†blizzard. Was rebuilt. 1999¬†Burnt down only a couple of hours after it was erected. Rebuilt again before Lucia. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was burnt down as well. 2000¬†Burnt down a couple of days before New Year‚Äôs Eve. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat got tossed in the G√§vle river. 2001¬†Goat set on fire on 23 December by Lawrence Jones, a 51-year-old visitor from¬†Cleveland, Ohio, who spent 18 days in jail and was subsequently convicted and ordered to pay 100,000¬†Swedish kronor¬†in damages. The court confiscated Jones‚Äôs cigarette lighter with the argument that he clearly was not able to handle it. Jones stated in court that he was no ‚Äúgoat burner‚ÄĚ, and believed that he was taking part in a completely legal goat-burning tradition. After Jones was released from jail he went straight back to the US without paying his fine. As of 2006¬†it was still unpaid. The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was also burnt down. 2002¬†A 22 year old from Stockholm tried to set the Southern Merchants‚Äô goat on fire, but failed, the goat receiving only minor damage. On Lucia the goat was guarded by Swedish radio and TV personality¬†Gert Fylking. 2003¬†Burnt down on 12 December. 2004¬†Burnt 21 December, only three days before Christmas Eve. The fire brigade quickly arrived on the scene, but the goat could not be saved. No new goat was built. 2005¬†Burnt by unknown vandals reportedly dressed as Santa and the¬†gingerbread man, by shooting a flaming arrow at the goat at 21:00 on 3 December.¬†Reconstructed on 5 December. The hunt for the arsonist responsible for the goat-burning in 2005 was featured on the weekly Swedish live broadcast TV3‚Äôs ‚ÄúMost Wanted‚Äú (‚ÄĚEfterlyst‚ÄĚ) on 8 December. 2006¬†On the night of 15 December at 03:00, someone tried to set fire to the goat by dousing the right front leg in petrol (gasoline). The red¬†ribbon¬†on that leg was slightly burned and fell off. The lower part of the right leg was scorched, but the rest of the goat failed to light. The leg was repaired that morning.¬†The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was burned at about 00:40 on 20 December; the vandals were not seen and got away.¬†On the night of 25 December, a drunken man managed to climb up on the goat. Before the police arrived on the scene the man climbed down and disappeared.¬†He did not try to set fire to the goat. The Southern Merchants‚Äô goat survived New Year‚Äôs Eve and was taken down on 2 January. It is now stored in a secret location. 2007¬†The Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat was toppled on 13 December and was burned on the night of 24 December.¬†The Southern Merchants‚Äô goat survived. 2008¬†10,000 people turned out for the inauguration of one of the goats. No back-up goat was built to replace the main goat should the worst happen, nor was the goat treated with flame repellent (Anna √Ėstman, spokesperson of the Goat-committee said the repellent made it look ugly in the previous years, like a brown terrier).¬†On 16 December the Natural Science Club‚Äôs Goat was vandalised and later removed. On 26 December there was an attempt to burn down the Southern Merchants‚Äô Goat but patriotic passers-by managed to extinguish the fire. The following day the goat finally succumbed to the flames ignited by an unknown assailant at 03:50 CET. 2009¬†A person attempted to set the Southern Merchants‚Äô goat on fire the night of 7 December.¬†An unsuccessful attempt was made to throw the Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat into the river the weekend of 11 December. The culprit then tried, again without success, to set the goat on fire.¬†Someone stole the Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat utilizing a truck the night of 14 December.[36]¬†On the night of 23 December before 04:00 the South Merchant goat was set on fire and was burned to the frame, even though it had a thick layer of snow on its back.[37]¬†The goat had two online webcams which were put out of service by aDoS attack, instigated by computer hackers just before the burning.[38] 2010¬†On the night of 2 December, arsonists made an unsuccessful attempt to burn the Natural Science Club‚Äôs goat.[39]¬†On 17 December, a Swedish news site reported that one of the guards tasked with protecting the Southern Merchants‚Äô goat had been offered payment to leave his post so that the goat could be stolen via helicopter and transported to Stockholm.¬†Both goats survived and were dismantled and returned to storage in early January 2011. 2011¬†The inauguration of the goat took place on 27 November. The fire-fighters of G√§vle sprayed the goat with water to create a coating of ice in the hope of protecting it from arson.¬†The goat was burnt down in the early morning of 2 December. 2012¬†The inauguration of the goat took place on 2 December. It was burnt just ten days later in the hours before midnight of 12 December, one day before Lucia. 2013¬†As in 2006 and 2007, the straw used to build the goat has been soaked in anti-flammable liquid to prevent it from burning in the event of an arson attack.¬†The inauguration ceremony took place on 1 December. But despite the anti-flammable liquids the goat was burnt down on the early morning of December 21. Any history of plots involving a DDoS attack on the security cameras, a plot to steal it with a helicopter and flaming arrows shot by people dressed as Santa and the Gingerbread man is just plain hilarious in my book. I‚Äôm laughing so much about this goat. obviously if you build something big enough people are going to have sex in it and burn it down. obviously what the fuck is going on in sweden how will the saga continue this year 2015: The goat was burned. I lost it at the last comment. Reblog for the season. the time of the goat is upon us! 2016 update: it‚Äôs the 50th anniversary so, naturally, it needs a birthday party. Streamed, apparently w a fucking english commentator for all the world to enjoy. It‚Äôs gonna be cringeworthy for sure. Also, it‚Äôs wearing a bow tie.¬† which probably won‚Äôt dissuade aspiring goat murderers any more than its cutesy tweets have, but can‚Äôt fault them for trying.¬† lmao ok it lasted a couple of hours.
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official-kye: AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they‚Äôre not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)¬†Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.¬†ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny‚Ķ Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‚ÄėRight‚Äô. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.¬†TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)¬†Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)¬†Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)¬†MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer‚Äôs love is one of a kind‚Ķ Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)¬†Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo‚Äôs problem becomes everyone‚Äôs problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)¬†Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)¬†Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with‚Ķ you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)¬†EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not share this post.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)¬†Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini‚Äôs. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. : Sagittarius Scorpio Capricorn Fire Earth Air Fire Water Earth Cancer Gemini Libra Water Air Virgo Earth Aquarius Water Leo Pisces Fire Aries Taurus official-kye: AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they‚Äôre not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)¬†Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.¬†ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny‚Ķ Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‚ÄėRight‚Äô. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.¬†TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)¬†Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)¬†Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)¬†MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer‚Äôs love is one of a kind‚Ķ Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)¬†Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo‚Äôs problem becomes everyone‚Äôs problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)¬†Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)¬†Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with‚Ķ you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)¬†EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not share this post.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)¬†Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini‚Äôs. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
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iwishonagoldensnitch: guccier: metalendlessdark: step-brotherff: ang-gandako: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE¬†This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you‚Äôll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning ‚Ķand it only gets worse from there.¬†ARIES¬†- The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny‚Ķ Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‚ÄėRight‚Äô. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS¬†- The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)¬†Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI¬†- The Twin (May 21 to June 20)¬†Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.¬†CANCER¬†- The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)¬†MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer‚Äôs love is one of a kind‚Ķ Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO¬†- The Lion (July 23 to August 22)¬†Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo‚Äôs problem becomes everyone‚Äôs problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO¬†- The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)¬†Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA¬†- The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)¬†Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with‚Ķ you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO¬†- The Addict (October 23 to November 21)¬†EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS¬†- The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN -¬†The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)¬†Love to bust.¬†Nice.¬†Sassy.¬†Intelligent.¬†Sexy.¬†Grouchy at times and annoying to some.¬†Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it.¬†Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible.¬†Loves being in long relationships.¬†Great talker.¬†Always gets what he or she wants.¬†Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini‚Äôs. Likes to cook but would¬†rather go outTo eat at good restaurants.¬†Extremely fun. Loves to joke.¬†Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS¬†- Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they‚Äôre not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)¬†Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must‚Ķ. just for the 16 years‚Ķ no guys you understand how true this‚Ķmy personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it accurate for Gemini lol : CAPRICORN 12/21-1/20 SAGITTARIUS 11/22-12/21 AQUARIUS 120-2/20 SCORPIO TAURUS 4/21-5/21 723-8/23 CANCER 6/21-7/23 GEMINI 5/21-6/21 10/23-11/22 PISCES 2/20-3/21 IBRA 9123-10/23 ARIES 3/21-4/20 VIRGO 8/23-9/23 LEO iwishonagoldensnitch: guccier: metalendlessdark: step-brotherff: ang-gandako: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE¬†This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you‚Äôll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning ‚Ķand it only gets worse from there.¬†ARIES¬†- The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny‚Ķ Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‚ÄėRight‚Äô. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS¬†- The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)¬†Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI¬†- The Twin (May 21 to June 20)¬†Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.¬†CANCER¬†- The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)¬†MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer‚Äôs love is one of a kind‚Ķ Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO¬†- The Lion (July 23 to August 22)¬†Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo‚Äôs problem becomes everyone‚Äôs problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO¬†- The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)¬†Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA¬†- The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)¬†Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with‚Ķ you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO¬†- The Addict (October 23 to November 21)¬†EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS¬†- The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN -¬†The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)¬†Love to bust.¬†Nice.¬†Sassy.¬†Intelligent.¬†Sexy.¬†Grouchy at times and annoying to some.¬†Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it.¬†Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible.¬†Loves being in long relationships.¬†Great talker.¬†Always gets what he or she wants.¬†Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini‚Äôs. Likes to cook but would¬†rather go outTo eat at good restaurants.¬†Extremely fun. Loves to joke.¬†Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS¬†- Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they‚Äôre not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)¬†Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must‚Ķ. just for the 16 years‚Ķ no guys you understand how true this‚Ķmy personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it accurate for Gemini lol
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