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Halo, Logic, and Memes: Actual report: Derrick Brassard was pulled from Panthers warmups in Denver and walked down the hall to play for the Avs PANTHERS 27-25-8 6:00 PM AVALANCHE 27-24-11 @nhl ref logic RESUME GAME RESTART MATCH CHANGE TEAM FIND ONLINE MATCH BETRAYAL *halo announcer’s voice*

BETRAYAL *halo announcer’s voice*

Funny, Super Bowl, and Tag Someone: Super Bowl Announcer: And that's the end of the first half! My Girlfriend: Tag someone who’s only watching for the commercials 👉🏽👀

Tag someone who’s only watching for the commercials 👉🏽👀

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall. I’ve done this four times today. okay but does pressing 2 even actually do anything or did they probably just rig it to produce their pro-wall data anyway? In twenty years this post will be in a textbook to teach kids why neoliberalism was a useless joke. Know that this isn’t Trump’s ad but House Freedom Fund, a political action committee closely affiliated with the conservative Republican House Freedom Caucus. If you call this number you could be handing over your phone number to be robo called by this committee for fund raising. There is nothing impartial about this. It is pointless to act on this number as the source is already biased for the wall and any dissenting call will just have their data collected, probably; I don’t have any real evidence of this but that’s my guess as to what is going on here.

kevindrakewriter: nitramgniknilra: bogleech: systlin: m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… A...

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall.

m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, ...

Friends, God, and Oh My God: Jon Coopere @joncoopertweets Follow Trump is running television ads to ask people to call 800-350-6647 and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Buried at the end, the announcer says, "press 2 if you do NOT support funding the wall Friends, you know what to do. #NoWall 12:07 PM-17 Jan 2019 114 Retweets 120 Likes 24 tl 114 120 m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.” Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall.

m-is-for-mungo: calleo: Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number… Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, m...

Memes, Patriotic, and Tom Brady: OCBS 4th 5:11 ANNOUNCER: So, 3rd down and 10 now After an injury cost Drew Bledsoe his season and opened the door for Tom Brady, Bledsoe got one last chance to play QB for the @Patriots. This time, with a @SuperBowl berth on the line vs. the @Steelers. 📺: #NEvsPIT, Sunday 4:25pm ET on CBS 📱: Follow @NFLThrowback https://t.co/fATZrrWTtI

After an injury cost Drew Bledsoe his season and opened the door for Tom Brady, Bledsoe got one last chance to play QB for the @Patriots. T...

Sports, Nice, and Alright: Gronk: *about to make tackle* Announcer: HE COULD GO 69 YARDS! Gronk: Alright I better lay off a bit... 32 3 70 @GhettoGronk Nice

Nice

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." “Thank you for seeing the best in me.”

“Thank you for seeing the best in me.”

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." “Thank you for seeing the best in me.” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2UdXTKu

“Thank you for seeing the best in me.” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2UdXTKu

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." “Thank you for seeing the best in me.”

“Thank you for seeing the best in me.”

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made ...a monochrome pink canvas....i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me. kerenvaisblay I just cried matvrity THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER Need teacher like him

Need teacher like him

Smashing, Target, and Tumblr: diadraws: *smash announcer voice* BABBY

diadraws: *smash announcer voice* BABBY

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports- announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." Awww❤️

Awww❤️

Race, Gun, and Dag: joegarbe @gojarbe [gun goes off] [every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race] ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dag 5k is underway

Head, Sports, and The Game: shorthalt new idea: hell chess 1. all the basic rules are the same like playstyle wise 2. trash talking is encouraged 3. you get as much time as you need but if you look away from the board your turn is over the referee is yelling everything like a sports announcer and you cannot complain you can take one of your pieces from the board and throw it at your opponents head but you sacrifice that piece you have to name the king and queen something 4. 5. 6. fun additives to make the game unique: a. close your eyes and reach into a bag of about 48 chess pieces to pull out your sixteen pieces. whatever you get is what you play and you must follow the rules of those chess pieces. if you get four queens good luck. if you get no queens good luck b. the referee can decide to throw in as many checkers pieces as a time as they please, as long as equal pieces are distributed to both players. the players are now not only playing chess but also checkers on the same board. someone play this with me please

someone play this with me please

Dank, Food, and Friends: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first nadA OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten Classico. we believe the waitress that it ュ from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here. What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You re Here meirl by HighsenBurrg MORE MEMES

meirl by HighsenBurrg MORE MEMES

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first nadA OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten Classico. we believe the waitress that it ュ from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here. What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You re Here meirl

meirl

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first nadA OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten Classico. we believe the waitress that it ュ from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here. What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You re Here meirl

meirl

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made .. a monochrome pink canvas.. i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." A very wholesome story

A very wholesome story

Be Like, Cute, and Fall: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk.. it seems she's made. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me I just cried. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER So cute! (Xposted from r/tumblr. Was removed because I didn’t block the usernames. Not my story.) via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KNg84h">https://ift.tt/2KNg84h</a>

So cute! (Xposted from r/tumblr. Was removed because I didn’t block the usernames. Not my story.) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KNg8...

Be Like, Cute, and Fall: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made.. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and id say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me kerenvaisblay I just cried. matvrity THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVEP So cute via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2lUGSVJ">https://ift.tt/2lUGSVJ</a>

So cute via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2lUGSVJ

Be Like, Cute, and Fall: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made.. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and id say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me kerenvaisblay I just cried. matvrity THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVEP positive-memes: So cute

positive-memes: So cute

Be Like, Cute, and Fall: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made.. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and id say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me kerenvaisblay I just cried. matvrity THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVEP So cute

So cute

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinned when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made.. a monochrome pink canvas.... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932.. and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and id say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. thank you," it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me kerenvaisblay I just cried. matvrity THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVEP I really wanna do this

I really wanna do this

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: Keaton Patti < @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL INT OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITREss comes to deliver what could be considered food WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you We see the pasta nachos. They re warm and defeated. FRIEND 1 The menu is here WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy. We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary FRIEND 2 I shal1 eat Italian citizens. WAITRESS Unlimited stick. We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. WAITRESS Gluten Classico. From the kitchen. We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it is from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe. Friend 4 says nothing FRIEND 1 What is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 says nothing FRIEND 2 Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup ANNOUNCER (wet voice) Olive Garden. When You 're Here, You 're Here ifunny.ce

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here. What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup. WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here S E C R E T S O U P

S E C R E T S O U P

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first nadA OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food Gluten Classico. From the kitchen We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They 're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here. What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup. WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here Olive Garden where a kid can be a kid

Olive Garden where a kid can be a kid

Food, Friends, and Olive Garden: @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Gardern commercial of its own. Here is the first nane OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT WAITRESS A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food. Gluten Classico. From the kitchen. We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe. WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 FRIEND 1 The menu is here What is wrong, Friend 4? WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy Friend 4 says nothing FRIEND 2 We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens. Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup. WAITRESS ANNOUNCER Unlimited stick. (wet voice) We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all1. Olive Garden. When You're Here, You 're Here. S E C R E T S O U P https://t.co/kGVHaBtIDO

S E C R E T S O U P https://t.co/kGVHaBtIDO

Funny, Time, and Word: Spelling Bee Announcer: If you spell this word correctly, you win. The word is LAUREL' Me: Y-A-N-N-Y DISTRICT SPELLING BEE @alyssaa morgann @daniellekiefer @allysonsilver @annapoho Better luck next time kid 😂😂(@alyssaa_morgann @allysonsilver @daniellesusan97 @annapoho)

Better luck next time kid 😂😂(@alyssaa_morgann @allysonsilver @daniellesusan97 @annapoho)

Children, Friends, and Radio: sassyshoulderangel319 Pretty sure l drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight. "We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen," said the radio announcer. "We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen." "Not that there's anything wrong with that," a different voice cut in. "Some of our best friends are.. ." *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* "... corn." moonlandingwasfaked that's just how living in the mid west be The desert seems vast, even endless. And yet, scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow. Welcome to Night Vale.

The desert seems vast, even endless. And yet, scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow. Welcome to Night Vale.

America, Apparently, and Bad: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cheskamouse: thedevilspanties: spart117mc: viridieanfey: romanimp: beatnikdaddio: admiring the stockings. 1940’s. #[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.) Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.’ We’re going to get rid of them.” “I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’ “Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’ “And he said, ‘Forget the order.’ - The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America I’ve reblogged this before but it didn’t have these comments and HOLY HOT DAMN DID IT NEED THEM. So, when someone sits down to write a fiction about Women commandos, and a Dudebro steps in to say “Huh, that is so unrealistic huh.” Harold… oh, Harold…sit down, shut up, and stay out of our way. History is infinitely gayer than a lot of people want to admit 3

Beautiful, Dancing, and Family: lust-cait of the gutters @chaeronaea ME, watching the olympic ice dancing: this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. this is the pinnacle of human achievement. i am weeping ANNOUNCER: this pathetic worm held her arm kind of weird on the landing. she has shamed her country and family ME: oh. okay i’m me and @hopleasejesus is the announcer

i’m me and @hopleasejesus is the announcer

Wow, Irl, and Me IRL: p: me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! Me_irl

Me_irl

Wow, Irl, and Me IRL: p: me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! Me_irl

Me_irl

Basketball, White People, and For: Announcer getting into it for the 7 fans in attendance https://t.co/nrm0UyI5Zj

Memes, 🤖, and How: How did @tonyromo fare in his first season as an announcer? https://t.co/825svraClY https://t.co/N6h6QmeP2R

How did @tonyromo fare in his first season as an announcer? https://t.co/825svraClY https://t.co/N6h6QmeP2R

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinne when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made... a monochrome pink canvas i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major arft schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger monochrome pink thank you, it said, to somebody who saw the best in me This belongs here. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2BkIm2s">http://ift.tt/2BkIm2s</a>

This belongs here. via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2BkIm2s

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: inkskinne when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made... a monochrome pink canvas i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in she was just accepted into 3 major arft schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger monochrome pink thank you, it said, to somebody who saw the best in me This belongs here.

This belongs here.

Bitch, National Anthem, and Fuck: Ren @GamelikeEA What better way to pay respects to this great country than with Cardi B's Bodak Yellow San Diego Union-Tribuneネ@sdut Opinion | Should the U.S. pick a new national anthem? sdut.us/2zRiNrX Drop ur national anthem picks 👇🏼 *Cardi B ascends onto the platform* Announcer: And now, for your national anthem... Cardi: *Clears throat* Said little bitch, you can’t fuck with me-

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made a monochrome pink canvas.. i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." i almost cried https://t.co/ywTHCnLUSy

i almost cried https://t.co/ywTHCnLUSy

Be Like, Fall, and Memes: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made a monochrome pink canvas.. i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." i almost cried https://t.co/4zvxonih3b

i almost cried https://t.co/4zvxonih3b

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made a monochrome pink canvas.. i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." i almost cried https://t.co/4zvxonih3b

i almost cried https://t.co/4zvxonih3b

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." Babysitter is Wholesome

Babysitter is Wholesome

Be Like, Fall, and Saw: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she'd made during the week. and she'd be like "do the voice" and i'd put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like "such form! this level of coloring! why i haven't seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk... it seems she's made. a monochrome pink canvas... i haven't seen this attempted since winter 1932... and i gotta say, jeff, it's absolutely splendid" and she'd fall back giggling. at the end of every night she'd check with me: "did you really like it?" and i'd say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in. she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. "thank you" it said, "to somebody who saw the best in me." Babysitter is Wholesome via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2zMdYgA">http://ift.tt/2zMdYgA</a>

Babysitter is Wholesome via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2zMdYgA

Facts, The Play, and The Double: ROMO AS ANNOUNCER: "Here's the play that's coming." 1ST &10 20 CUTLER AS ANNOUNCER: "Here's the double coverage l'd throw to." 1ST &1O @GhettoGronk FACTS! 😂💀 https://t.co/QOWPLfaveO

FACTS! 😂💀 https://t.co/QOWPLfaveO

Colin Kaepernick, Disappointed, and Dodgers: Legendary Sports Anchor Says He "Wil Never Watch Another NFL Game" Because Of Protests @balleralert Legendary Sports Anchor Says He “Will Never Watch Another NFL Game” Because Of Protests – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid the on-going controversy surrounding the NFL protests, fans have banded together to boycott the NFL for its mishandling of Colin Kaepernick’s unemployment. Since then, others have called for a boycott for the player’s protests against police brutality and racial injustices. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Among those who are opposed to the protests against police brutality is the legendary sports anchor, Vin Scully. The former Dodgers announcer spoke at an event in Pasadena on Saturday, where he divulged his disappointment in the mishandling of the situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I have only one personal thought, really. …and I am so disappointed. I used to love, during the fall and winter, to watch the NFL on Sunday,” Scully, who spent one year in the Navy, said. “But I have overwhelming respect and admiration for anyone who puts on a uniform and goes to war. So the only thing I can do in my little way is not to preach. I will never watch another NFL game.”

Legendary Sports Anchor Says He “Will Never Watch Another NFL Game” Because Of Protests – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid the on-g...

Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂

Memes, Astros, and 🤖: NYM O HU 30-0HOUSTON CO PITCH 46 SNY ASTROS.COM ASTROSDEHOUSTON COM RTIC YOU WIN FU S0 The coolest thing ever to happen to an announcer! 😂 https://t.co/IdQFGpY6Wh

Baseball, Cute, and Family: owlmylove last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said "well that was certainly a curveball" and i laughed so hard i woke myself up kiss cam https://t.co/qbOBWyjlzN

kiss cam https://t.co/qbOBWyjlzN

Baseball, Cute, and Family: owlmylove last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said "well that was certainly a curveball" and i laughed so hard i woke myself up kiss cam https://t.co/qbOBWyjlzN

kiss cam https://t.co/qbOBWyjlzN

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