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        somethingaboutsomethingelse:
ellenthisisfairuse:

TW: war crimes
The Ellen Show is throwing false copyright strikes at this video by 

@rafaelshimunov

on twitter of her talk about George Bush with Iraqi war crimes edited into the background. This is supposed to fall under fair use but Ellen does not want this video spreading. She’s so proud of her friendship, lets make sure everyone sees it!


Her speech is the height of neoliberal handwringing nonsense. (Also lol liberals and conservatives are both capitalist parties. It’s the same shit, with very minor surface-level differences between them.)
Class solidarity for the rich is 1) the status quo, and 2) entails shrugging off war crimes, imperialism, and mass slaughter as a mere “~difference in opinion~” to be “surpassed by friendship”. Then they, like the enraptured audience in the video, applaud themselves their super-special virtuosity because they “crossed the political aisle” (lmfao y'all share the same bed).
🤮
: ellentube
somethingaboutsomethingelse:
ellenthisisfairuse:

TW: war crimes
The Ellen Show is throwing false copyright strikes at this video by 

@rafaelshimunov

on twitter of her talk about George Bush with Iraqi war crimes edited into the background. This is supposed to fall under fair use but Ellen does not want this video spreading. She’s so proud of her friendship, lets make sure everyone sees it!


Her speech is the height of neoliberal handwringing nonsense. (Also lol liberals and conservatives are both capitalist parties. It’s the same shit, with very minor surface-level differences between them.)
Class solidarity for the rich is 1) the status quo, and 2) entails shrugging off war crimes, imperialism, and mass slaughter as a mere “~difference in opinion~” to be “surpassed by friendship”. Then they, like the enraptured audience in the video, applaud themselves their super-special virtuosity because they “crossed the political aisle” (lmfao y'all share the same bed).
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                    somethingaboutsomethingelse:
ellenthisisfairuse:

TW: war crimes
The Ellen Show is throwing false copyright strikes at this video by 

@rafaelshimunov

on twitter of her talk about George Bush with Iraqi war crimes edited into the background. This is supposed to fall under fair use but Ellen does not want this video spreading. She’s so proud of her friendship, lets make sure everyone sees it!


Her speech is the height of neoliberal handwringing nonsense. (Also lol liberals and conservatives are both capitalist parties. It’s the same shit, with very minor surface-level differences between them.)
Class solidarity for the rich is 1) the status quo, and 2) entails shrugging off war crimes, imperialism, and mass slaughter as a mere “~difference in opinion~” to be “surpassed by friendship”. Then they, like the enraptured audience in the video, applaud themselves their super-special virtuosity because they “crossed the political aisle” (lmfao y'all share the same bed).
🤮
: ellentube
somethingaboutsomethingelse:
ellenthisisfairuse:

TW: war crimes
The Ellen Show is throwing false copyright strikes at this video by 

@rafaelshimunov

on twitter of her talk about George Bush with Iraqi war crimes edited into the background. This is supposed to fall under fair use but Ellen does not want this video spreading. She’s so proud of her friendship, lets make sure everyone sees it!


Her speech is the height of neoliberal handwringing nonsense. (Also lol liberals and conservatives are both capitalist parties. It’s the same shit, with very minor surface-level differences between them.)
Class solidarity for the rich is 1) the status quo, and 2) entails shrugging off war crimes, imperialism, and mass slaughter as a mere “~difference in opinion~” to be “surpassed by friendship”. Then they, like the enraptured audience in the video, applaud themselves their super-special virtuosity because they “crossed the political aisle” (lmfao y'all share the same bed).
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        epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel: I almost died today. Here is the true story
 So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
 time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
 go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
 any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
 these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
 are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
 completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
 over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
 worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
 concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
 struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
 huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
 of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
 closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
 with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
 my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
 This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
 and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
 struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
 reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
 gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
 down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
 death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
 chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
 knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
 squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
 give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
 cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
 pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
 emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
 improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
 Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel
        

            
            

                
                
                    epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel: I almost died today. Here is the true story
 So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
 time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
 go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
 any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
 these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
 are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
 completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
 over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
 worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
 concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
 struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
 huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
 of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
 closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
 with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
 my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
 This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
 and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
 struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
 reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
 gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
 down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
 death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
 chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
 knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
 squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
 give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
 cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
 pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
 emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
 improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
 Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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