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rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place. : rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...

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jooshcraft: ayumi-nemera: bunjywunjy: mockwa: 🐯 🐯 🐯 good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER. The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’) this is all in all an adorable video 10/10 SHUT : jooshcraft: ayumi-nemera: bunjywunjy: mockwa: 🐯 🐯 🐯 good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER. The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’) this is all in all an adorable video 10/10 SHUT

jooshcraft:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)
this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

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: jooshcraft:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)
this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

SHUT

jooshcraft:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

🐯

🐯

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)
this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

SHUT
: jooshcraft:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

🐯

🐯

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)
this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

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3rd date in, using the bathroom at her place… Should I just tell her it isn’t working out anymore?: 3rd date in, using the bathroom at her place… Should I just tell her it isn’t working out anymore?

3rd date in, using the bathroom at her place… Should I just tell her it isn’t working out anymore?: 3rd date in, using the bathroom at her place… Should I just tell her it isn’t working out anymore?

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mondfuchs:Some cheesy old inukag for a friend who can’t access tumblr (don’t tell her about this yet, it’s a surprise) and also as a dedication to all the new Inuyasha followers I’ve gained recently despite not having posted anything Inuyasha related in months! :>: mondfuchs:Some cheesy old inukag for a friend who can’t access tumblr (don’t tell her about this yet, it’s a surprise) and also as a dedication to all the new Inuyasha followers I’ve gained recently despite not having posted anything Inuyasha related in months! :>

mondfuchs:Some cheesy old inukag for a friend who can’t access tumblr (don’t tell her about this yet, it’s a surprise) and also as a dedication to all the new Inuyasha followers I’ve gained recently despite not having posted anything Inuyasha related in months! :>: mondfuchs:Some cheesy old inukag for a friend who can’t access tumblr (don’t tell her about this yet, it’s a surprise) and also as a dedication to all the new Inuyasha followers I’ve gained recently despite not having posted anything Inuyasha related in months! :>

mondfuchs:Some cheesy old inukag for a friend who can’t access tumblr (don’t tell her about this yet, it’s a surprise) and also as a dedication to all the new Inuyasha followers I’ve gained recently despite not having posted anything Inuyasha related in months! :>: mondfuchs:Some cheesy old inukag for a friend who can’t access tumblr (don’t tell her about this yet, it’s a surprise) and also as a dedication to all the new Inuyasha followers I’ve gained recently despite not having posted anything Inuyasha related in months! :>

mondfuchs:Some cheesy old inukag for a friend who can’t access tumblr (don’t tell her about this yet, it’s a surprise) and also as a dedi...

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The unmitigated audacity: HBCU Confessions @HBCUfes... · 21m v I've been fucking one of my professors now for 2 years now. Recently, I've found out that I'm pregnant with his baby and so is his wife. I don't wanna have to tell HBCU CONFESSIONS her to abort it but.... -Howard D 93 ♡ 152 27 16 Renée @cloutsbandzz Replying to @HBCUfessions tell HER? not you, the mistress. but her, the wife The unmitigated audacity

The unmitigated audacity: HBCU Confessions @HBCUfes... · 21m v
I've been fucking one of my professors
now for 2 years now. Recently, I've found
out that I'm pregnant with his baby and
so is his wife. I don't wanna have to tell
HBCU
CONFESSIONS
her to abort it but.... -Howard
D 93
♡ 152
27 16
Renée
@cloutsbandzz
Replying to @HBCUfessions
tell HER? not you, the mistress. but
her, the wife
The unmitigated audacity

The unmitigated audacity: HBCU Confessions @HBCUfes... · 21m v
I've been fucking one of my professors
now for 2 years now. Recently, I've found
out that I'm pregnant with his baby and
so is his wife. I don't wanna have to tell
HBCU
CONFESSIONS
her to abort it but.... -Howard
D 93
♡ 152
27 16
Renée
@cloutsbandzz
Replying to @HBCUfessions
tell HER? not you, the mistress. but
her, the wife
The unmitigated audacity

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you told me?
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https://iglovequotes.net/: do you tell her
the same things
you told me?
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How did no one tell her?: NEW 7:08 54° E STUDENT MURDER CONNECTION TO INVESTIGATION EWS EXPAND SEARCH FOR MISSING OR GMA How did no one tell her?

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How did no one tell her?

How did no one tell her?: NEW
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https://iglovequotes.net/: when she feels like dying she wants someone to give her a reason not to when she feels like she's nothing she wants someone to tell her that she's something https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: when she feels like dying
she wants someone
to give her a reason not to
when she feels like she's nothing
she wants someone
to tell her that she's something
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https://iglovequotes.net/: when she feels like dying
she wants someone
to give her a reason not to
when she feels like she's nothing
she wants someone
to tell her that she's something
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Too late and sleep less night begins: too late!! Hello my dear 2:12 AM I know it's late, and I know it's been quite a while since we broke up 2:13 AM / But I need to get something out of my chest, I want you to tell you something very important 2:16 AM Easy there, champ. She's fallen asleep in my arms, like she does every single night for the past month 2:19 AM But tomorrow when she wakes up l'll tell her you miss her? Or is it that you still love her? 2:21 AM Or whatever it is that's so important you wanted her to know at 2 in the morning 2:23 AM Just tell her that I tested HIV positive 2:25 AM V Too late and sleep less night begins

Too late and sleep less night begins: too late!!
Hello my dear 2:12 AM
I know it's late, and I know it's been
quite a while since we broke up
2:13 AM /
But I need to get something out of my
chest, I want you to tell you something
very important
2:16 AM
Easy there, champ. She's fallen asleep
in my arms, like she does every single
night for the past month
2:19 AM
But tomorrow when she wakes up l'll
tell her you miss her? Or is it that you
still love her?
2:21 AM
Or whatever it is that's so important
you wanted her to know at 2 in the
morning
2:23 AM
Just tell her that I tested HIV positive
2:25 AM V
Too late and sleep less night begins

Too late and sleep less night begins: too late!!
Hello my dear 2:12 AM
I know it's late, and I know it's been
quite a while since we broke up
2:13 AM /
But I need to get something out of my
chest, I want you to tell you something
very important
2:16 AM
Easy there, champ. She's fallen asleep
in my arms, like she does every single
night for the past month
2:19 AM
But tomorrow when she wakes up l'll
tell her you miss her? Or is it that you
still love her?
2:21 AM
Or whatever it is that's so important
you wanted her to know at 2 in the
morning
2:23 AM
Just tell her that I tested HIV positive
2:25 AM V
Too late and sleep less night begins

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Lol: 5 year old me waiting for my mom to get off the phone so I can tell her I shit myself Lol

Lol: 5 year old me waiting for my mom to
get off the phone so I can tell her I
shit myself
Lol

Lol: 5 year old me waiting for my mom to
get off the phone so I can tell her I
shit myself
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Tell Her: 5 year old me waiting for my mom to
get off the phone so I can tell her I
shit myself

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Language barrier [OC]: Hmm I'm hungry.. I better tell her! Meow! No Panini not yet. There's an hour till your dinner. Oh I got her attention. But no food yet.. She must not understand what I want. Let me try again... Meow! I said no! @InYourFaceCake Humans are not the smartest.. Gonna have to reeeeally spell it our for her! MEOO0000000OW! NOO000000000O!! Language barrier [OC]

Language barrier [OC]: Hmm I'm hungry..
I better tell her!
Meow!
No Panini not yet.
There's an hour till
your dinner.
Oh I got her attention.
But no food yet.. She must
not understand what I want.
Let me try again...
Meow!
I said no!
@InYourFaceCake
Humans are not the smartest..
Gonna have to reeeeally spell
it our for her!
MEOO0000000OW!
NOO000000000O!!
Language barrier [OC]

Language barrier [OC]: Hmm I'm hungry..
I better tell her!
Meow!
No Panini not yet.
There's an hour till
your dinner.
Oh I got her attention.
But no food yet.. She must
not understand what I want.
Let me try again...
Meow!
I said no!
@InYourFaceCake
Humans are not the smartest..
Gonna have to reeeeally spell
it our for her!
MEOO0000000OW!
NOO000000000O!!
Language barrier [OC]

Language barrier [OC]

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Blew it:(: 12:49 1 LTE emily YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 12/6/19 I wear vans I hit u up Marry me? Yesterday 11:44 PM omg yes i'll mary you Oh hey that's sick. Let's Group FaceTime my mom and tell her to eat shit, she said l'd never find the one omg let's do it That seems like a second date activity to me. However for that to be possible there would need to be a first so what's our first date going to be Blow up a children's hospital? Coffee?*** Sent Send Type a message GIF Blew it:(

Blew it:(: 12:49 1
LTE
emily
YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 12/6/19
I wear vans
I hit u up
Marry me?
Yesterday 11:44 PM
omg yes i'll mary you
Oh hey that's sick. Let's Group
FaceTime my mom and tell her to eat
shit, she said l'd never find the one
omg let's do it
That seems like a second date activity
to me. However for that to be
possible there would need to be a first
so what's our first date going to be
Blow up a children's hospital?
Coffee?***
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
Blew it:(

Blew it:(: 12:49 1
LTE
emily
YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 12/6/19
I wear vans
I hit u up
Marry me?
Yesterday 11:44 PM
omg yes i'll mary you
Oh hey that's sick. Let's Group
FaceTime my mom and tell her to eat
shit, she said l'd never find the one
omg let's do it
That seems like a second date activity
to me. However for that to be
possible there would need to be a first
so what's our first date going to be
Blow up a children's hospital?
Coffee?***
Sent
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Type a message
GIF
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Tell Her: AustraliaGuy 163 points · 5 years ago I have a daughter and a son, and I tell them their mother died soon after they were born. She actually died giving birth to them, but I couldn't ever tell them that. I was a mess at the time, and my last words to my wife were angry, I never got to tell her that I loved her. My daughter was adopted by a well off family, involved with the government, while my son was adopted by my brother and his wife. All the time that they spent growing up, they never knew me, and I never got to know them. Only recently did I meet my daughter again, after she had gotten herself into some political trouble. Soon after I met my adult son for the first time. It didn't quite go as planned. I accidentally cut his arm off, then asked him to join me, in galactic dominion. He said no, then jumped out to his apparent death. Ungrateful bastard. Reply Share Save Edit

Tell Her: AustraliaGuy 163 points · 5 years ago
I have a daughter and a son, and I tell them their mother died soon after they were born. She
actually died giving birth to them, but I couldn't ever tell them that. I was a mess at the time, and
my last words to my wife were angry, I never got to tell her that I loved her. My daughter was
adopted by a well off family, involved with the government, while my son was adopted by my
brother and his wife. All the time that they spent growing up, they never knew me, and I never got
to know them. Only recently did I meet my daughter again, after she had gotten herself into some
political trouble. Soon after I met my adult son for the first time. It didn't quite go as planned. I
accidentally cut his arm off, then asked him to join me, in galactic dominion. He said no, then
jumped out to his apparent death. Ungrateful bastard.
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Tell Her: AustraliaGuy 163 points · 5 years ago
I have a daughter and a son, and I tell them their mother died soon after they were born. She
actually died giving birth to them, but I couldn't ever tell them that. I was a mess at the time, and
my last words to my wife were angry, I never got to tell her that I loved her. My daughter was
adopted by a well off family, involved with the government, while my son was adopted by my
brother and his wife. All the time that they spent growing up, they never knew me, and I never got
to know them. Only recently did I meet my daughter again, after she had gotten herself into some
political trouble. Soon after I met my adult son for the first time. It didn't quite go as planned. I
accidentally cut his arm off, then asked him to join me, in galactic dominion. He said no, then
jumped out to his apparent death. Ungrateful bastard.
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https://iglovequotes.net/: If you like her, tell her. maybe she likes you too.
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https://iglovequotes.net/: If you like her, tell her. maybe she likes you too.
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https://iglovequotes.net/: so he finally had the courage to tell her how he felt, and coincidently she felt the same way; they were best friends, but now they're so much more. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: so he finally had the courage to tell her
how he felt, and coincidently she felt
the same way; they were best friends,
but now they're so much more.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: so he finally had the courage to tell her
how he felt, and coincidently she felt
the same way; they were best friends,
but now they're so much more.
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https://iglovequotes.net/: so he finally had the courage to tell her how he felt, and coincidently she felt the same way; they were best friends, but now they're so much more. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: so he finally had the courage to tell her
how he felt, and coincidently she felt
the same way; they were best friends,
but now they're so much more.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: so he finally had the courage to tell her
how he felt, and coincidently she felt
the same way; they were best friends,
but now they're so much more.
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Great things do happen sometimes…<3: ME:DECIDES TO ASK OUT MY CRUSH AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER SHE:REPLIES TO ME BY SAYING HOW MUCH SHE LOVES ME AND WAS JUST TOO SHY TO TELL ME EARLIER Great things do happen sometimes…<3

Great things do happen sometimes…<3: ME:DECIDES TO ASK OUT MY CRUSH
AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER
SHE:REPLIES TO ME BY SAYING HOW MUCH SHE LOVES ME
AND WAS JUST TOO SHY TO TELL ME EARLIER
Great things do happen sometimes…<3

Great things do happen sometimes…<3: ME:DECIDES TO ASK OUT MY CRUSH
AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER
SHE:REPLIES TO ME BY SAYING HOW MUCH SHE LOVES ME
AND WAS JUST TOO SHY TO TELL ME EARLIER
Great things do happen sometimes…<3

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Snap he cracked the code: tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess. He's too dangerous to be left alive! Snap he cracked the code

Snap he cracked the code: tanner
@TheeTcup
Don't ask a girl where she wants to
eat. Tell her to guess where you're
taking her to eat. Then take her to
the first guess.
He's too dangerous to be left alive!
Snap he cracked the code

Snap he cracked the code: tanner
@TheeTcup
Don't ask a girl where she wants to
eat. Tell her to guess where you're
taking her to eat. Then take her to
the first guess.
He's too dangerous to be left alive!
Snap he cracked the code

Snap he cracked the code

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This could change the face of the war: tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess. Kyley King @kyley king He's cracked the code we didn't even know we had > This could change the face of the war

This could change the face of the war: tanner
@TheeTcup
Don't ask a girl where she wants to
eat. Tell her to guess where you're
taking her to eat. Then take her to
the first guess.
Kyley King
@kyley king
He's cracked the code we didn't
even know we had
>
This could change the face of the war

This could change the face of the war: tanner
@TheeTcup
Don't ask a girl where she wants to
eat. Tell her to guess where you're
taking her to eat. Then take her to
the first guess.
Kyley King
@kyley king
He's cracked the code we didn't
even know we had
>
This could change the face of the war

This could change the face of the war

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He trusted me: me telling my mom my friend is hungry when he told me not to tell her He trusted me

He trusted me: me telling my mom my friend is hungry when he told
me not to tell her
He trusted me

He trusted me: me telling my mom my friend is hungry when he told
me not to tell her
He trusted me

He trusted me

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C++ Cheater: Taras Kaduk@taraskaduk Nov 28 My spouse (an artist, not in tech), working her way through a C++ class (part of Digital Arts curriculum). : Let me know if you need help She: Will do <2 hrs later> : How's it going? She: Fine. I'm cheating : ??? She: I google for stuff I don't know Do I tell her? t570 67 4.4K C++ Cheater

C++ Cheater: Taras Kaduk@taraskaduk Nov 28
My spouse (an artist, not in tech), working
her way through a C++ class (part of
Digital Arts curriculum).
: Let me know if you need help
She: Will do
<2 hrs later>
: How's it going?
She: Fine. I'm cheating
: ???
She: I google for stuff I don't know
Do I tell her?
t570
67
4.4K
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C++ Cheater: Taras Kaduk@taraskaduk Nov 28
My spouse (an artist, not in tech), working
her way through a C++ class (part of
Digital Arts curriculum).
: Let me know if you need help
She: Will do
<2 hrs later>
: How's it going?
She: Fine. I'm cheating
: ???
She: I google for stuff I don't know
Do I tell her?
t570
67
4.4K
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Tips to All men: If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her. Tips to All men

Tips to All men: If a woman is upset,
hold her and tell her
how beautiful she is.
If she starts to growl,
retreat to a safe distance
and throw chocolate at her.
Tips to All men

Tips to All men: If a woman is upset,
hold her and tell her
how beautiful she is.
If she starts to growl,
retreat to a safe distance
and throw chocolate at her.
Tips to All men

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https://iglovequotes.net/: "And if your daughter came to you, crying with hunger, would you tell her no? Would you tell her she is too fat, she wants too much, she must shrink into society? No. Then why would you tell yourself the exact same thing? You are somebody's daughter." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: "And if your daughter came to
you, crying with hunger, would
you tell her no? Would you tell
her she is too fat, she wants too
much, she must shrink into
society? No.
Then why would you tell
yourself the exact same thing?
You are somebody's daughter."
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: "And if your daughter came to
you, crying with hunger, would
you tell her no? Would you tell
her she is too fat, she wants too
much, she must shrink into
society? No.
Then why would you tell
yourself the exact same thing?
You are somebody's daughter."
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Squeeze that 1000x and it’s ily 3000: Wildcatdude @Wildcatdude1 When my 13 yo daughter was 5 taught her that squeezing 3 times while holding hands means I Love You. I did this for the sole purpose of being able to secretly tell her this as I walked her down the isle one day...without bawling like a baby. Squeeze that 1000x and it’s ily 3000

Squeeze that 1000x and it’s ily 3000: Wildcatdude
@Wildcatdude1
When my 13 yo daughter was 5
taught her that squeezing 3 times
while holding hands means I Love You.
I did this for the sole purpose of being
able to secretly tell her this as I walked
her down the isle one day...without
bawling like a baby.
Squeeze that 1000x and it’s ily 3000

Squeeze that 1000x and it’s ily 3000: Wildcatdude
@Wildcatdude1
When my 13 yo daughter was 5
taught her that squeezing 3 times
while holding hands means I Love You.
I did this for the sole purpose of being
able to secretly tell her this as I walked
her down the isle one day...without
bawling like a baby.
Squeeze that 1000x and it’s ily 3000

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awesomacious: Telling my mom what happened at school today.: 6 year-old me waiting for my mom to hang up the phone so that I can tell her what happened at school today awesomacious: Telling my mom what happened at school today.

awesomacious:

Telling my mom what happened at school today.: 6 year-old me waiting for my mom to hang up
the phone so that I can tell her what happened
at school today
awesomacious:

Telling my mom what happened at school today.

awesomacious:

Telling my mom what happened at school today.: 6 year-old me waiting for my mom to hang up
the phone so that I can tell her what happened
at school today
awesomacious:

Telling my mom what happened at school today.

awesomacious: Telling my mom what happened at school today.

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https://iglovequotes.net/: If you like her, tell her. Maybe, she likes you too. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: If you like her, tell her.
Maybe, she likes you too.
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https://iglovequotes.net/: If you like her, tell her.
Maybe, she likes you too.
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Telling my mom what happened at school today.: 6 year-old me waiting for my mom to hang up the phone so that I can tell her what happened at school today Telling my mom what happened at school today.

Telling my mom what happened at school today.: 6 year-old me waiting for my mom to hang up
the phone so that I can tell her what happened
at school today
Telling my mom what happened at school today.

Telling my mom what happened at school today.: 6 year-old me waiting for my mom to hang up
the phone so that I can tell her what happened
at school today
Telling my mom what happened at school today.

Telling my mom what happened at school today.

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Oh my heart. Oh my god.: waiting for nana to wake up from the couch she's been sleeping on for 3 days to tell her I love her tell your nana you love her right now @xbox360owner Oh my heart. Oh my god.

Oh my heart. Oh my god.: waiting for nana to wake up from
the couch she's been sleeping on
for 3 days to tell her I love her
tell your nana you love her
right now @xbox360owner
Oh my heart. Oh my god.

Oh my heart. Oh my god.: waiting for nana to wake up from
the couch she's been sleeping on
for 3 days to tell her I love her
tell your nana you love her
right now @xbox360owner
Oh my heart. Oh my god.

Oh my heart. Oh my god.

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This show is actually pretty cool: Me waiting for the teacher to stop yelling at the kid who shit his pants to tell her I shit my pants: This show is actually pretty cool

This show is actually pretty cool: Me waiting for the teacher to stop yelling at the
kid who shit his pants to tell her I shit my pants:
This show is actually pretty cool

This show is actually pretty cool: Me waiting for the teacher to stop yelling at the
kid who shit his pants to tell her I shit my pants:
This show is actually pretty cool

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Tell Her: 3 year old me waiting for mom to stop wrestling with the mail man to tell her the sugar I are tasted wierd

Tell Her: 3 year old me waiting for mom to stop
wrestling with the mail man to tell her
the sugar I are tasted wierd

Tell Her: 3 year old me waiting for mom to stop
wrestling with the mail man to tell her
the sugar I are tasted wierd

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Me irl: Call FaceTime Add Contact Text Message I'm David. Your contact last month has "W O N'! Go to http://winyourxmas.com? FAJJHAKKFG and try - 6426 Wut? I don't know who this is? David? From like 2nd grade?! Dude I haven't talked to you in forever! Holy shit man! How have you been?! heard you got married to Karen. Dude, that's awesome. I'll admit it was a little weird for me when you two started dating given our history, but I'm so stoked for you. I mean, she was like my girlfriend for 9 years and we were engaged. Then you knowI lost my job because of my drinking problem.. And then lost our house because of my cocaine problem... And then there's the fact I started beating her senseless because I was lashing out and she was the always the closet thing around that made me feel better when I hit it... lol does she still walk with that limp after I pushed her down the stairs? God, memories man, ya know? Actually don't tell her I said that. She probably won't think it's funny. She doesn't really talk to me anymore. How did her reconstructive jaw surgery go? At least is made her fat ass skinny because she had to eat through a straw right?! lolll you owe me a beer for that one dude. I still have a lot of her stuff actually. She got that restraining order against me so I didn't know what to do with it so it's just in a box sitting in the middle of my barren living room. Sometimes when I pick up a bottle and skip out on my AA meetings I just sit here and stare at it. It's actually making me kinda sad right now. No one could burn a TV dinner or take a hit like her you know? Damn, I shouldn't have looked inside this box. All this stuff and memories. I want her back David. Dude, stop. Then don't text me this stupid contest shit asshole. OText Message Send QWERTYUIO P ASD F GH JKL ZX CVBNM 123 return space Me irl

Me irl: Call
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Go to
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FAJJHAKKFG and try -
6426
Wut?
I don't know who this is?
David? From like 2nd
grade?!
Dude I haven't talked to
you in forever! Holy shit
man!
How have you been?!
heard you got married to
Karen. Dude, that's
awesome.
I'll admit it was a little
weird for me when you
two started dating given
our history, but I'm so
stoked for you.
I mean, she was like my
girlfriend for 9 years and
we were engaged.
Then you knowI lost my
job because of my
drinking problem..
And then lost our house
because of my cocaine
problem...
And then there's the fact I
started beating her
senseless because I was
lashing out and she was
the always the closet thing
around that made me feel
better when I hit it...
lol does she still walk with
that limp after I pushed her
down the stairs?
God, memories man, ya
know?
Actually don't tell her I
said that. She probably
won't think it's funny. She
doesn't really talk to me
anymore. How did her
reconstructive jaw surgery
go?
At least is made her fat
ass skinny because she
had to eat through a straw
right?! lolll you owe me a
beer for that one dude.
I still have a lot of her stuff
actually.
She got that restraining
order against me so I
didn't know what to do
with it so it's just in a box
sitting in the middle of my
barren living room.
Sometimes when I pick up
a bottle and skip out on
my AA meetings I just sit
here and stare at it.
It's actually making me
kinda sad right now. No
one could burn a TV
dinner or take a hit like her
you know?
Damn, I shouldn't have
looked inside this box. All
this stuff and memories.
I want her back David.
Dude, stop.
Then don't text me this
stupid contest shit
asshole.
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Wut?
I don't know who this is?
David? From like 2nd
grade?!
Dude I haven't talked to
you in forever! Holy shit
man!
How have you been?!
heard you got married to
Karen. Dude, that's
awesome.
I'll admit it was a little
weird for me when you
two started dating given
our history, but I'm so
stoked for you.
I mean, she was like my
girlfriend for 9 years and
we were engaged.
Then you knowI lost my
job because of my
drinking problem..
And then lost our house
because of my cocaine
problem...
And then there's the fact I
started beating her
senseless because I was
lashing out and she was
the always the closet thing
around that made me feel
better when I hit it...
lol does she still walk with
that limp after I pushed her
down the stairs?
God, memories man, ya
know?
Actually don't tell her I
said that. She probably
won't think it's funny. She
doesn't really talk to me
anymore. How did her
reconstructive jaw surgery
go?
At least is made her fat
ass skinny because she
had to eat through a straw
right?! lolll you owe me a
beer for that one dude.
I still have a lot of her stuff
actually.
She got that restraining
order against me so I
didn't know what to do
with it so it's just in a box
sitting in the middle of my
barren living room.
Sometimes when I pick up
a bottle and skip out on
my AA meetings I just sit
here and stare at it.
It's actually making me
kinda sad right now. No
one could burn a TV
dinner or take a hit like her
you know?
Damn, I shouldn't have
looked inside this box. All
this stuff and memories.
I want her back David.
Dude, stop.
Then don't text me this
stupid contest shit
asshole.
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12 miles away
Has your relationship ever been jeopardized
due to autocorrect calling her Abby instead of
baby?
And then she hits you with the "Who's Abby?"
It's me, I'm Abby. Tell her I said hey.
Hi from Abby

Hi from Abby: Abby 23
12 miles away
Has your relationship ever been jeopardized
due to autocorrect calling her Abby instead of
baby?
And then she hits you with the "Who's Abby?"
It's me, I'm Abby. Tell her I said hey.
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and tell her how much she means
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earthdad:
this is so wholesome
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17 Best Relationship Memes For Laughs: When you kiss her on the forehead
and tell her how much she means
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earthdad:
this is so wholesome
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17 Best Relationship Memes For Laughs: When you kiss her on the forehead
and tell her how much she means
to you
earthdad:
this is so wholesome
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and tell her how much she means
to you
earthdad:
this is so wholesome
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Try it boys: tanner
@TheeTcup
Don't ask a girl where she wants to
eat. Tell her to guess where you're
taking her to eat. Then take her to
the first guess.
Kyley King
@kyley king
He's cracked the code we didn't
even know we had
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Try it boys: tanner
@TheeTcup
Don't ask a girl where she wants to
eat. Tell her to guess where you're
taking her to eat. Then take her to
the first guess.
Kyley King
@kyley king
He's cracked the code we didn't
even know we had
SEE
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