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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bless Up: Happiest mug shot ever! Part 3. To get rid of them insecurities, be specific about what yo man do that make him special. "OMG the way u [___]? NOBODY HAS EVER MADE ME FEEL THAT WAY BEFORE." Bam. Like the Somali dude in the tom hank movie said, He da Captain now. And if it ain't sexual, make it sweet. "Baby you have set the bar for how I need to be loved." U feel me? Men are delicate like a porcelain vase bruv - telling him he ruined u in some way will get u hella points. Airline points. Pretty soon u have platinum status (💍) and a companion pass - u feel me? But that's still Level 2 fixing. Y'all want Level 1 fixing? BE HELLA VAGUE ABOUT YO PERSONAL LIFE. U DON'T OWE HIM SHIT. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T VOLUNTEER SH!T. I can't say this strongly enuf. Y'all on break? BE VAGUE. He ask about exes? BE VAGUE. Remember that u dealing with a delicate and jealous man-child. The same way yo mama would say she forgot her purse when y'all see the ice cream man bc she don't wanna buy u ice cream every time and spoil u (white lie), do the same thing: "baby I'm really just taking this time on break to think. I'm not really in that mindset to be out and about." BAM. IF U THINK YALL ARE ONLY "on break" AND GON BE BACK TOGETHER IN A MONTH, FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T EFF HIS HEAD UP WITH SPECIFICS: "Things have been pretty great. U know Marquis who's 6'14" and works at the cross fit gym in the south loop training people for 27 hours per day and gets hit on by all the slim thick cross fit white girls who have 1,200 followers on IG and post before-after pics all day? He's been laying pipe for weeks. Missed my period. Pretty sure I might be pregnant. Don't even care. My body is utterly ready for Marquis Jr 😍." <- BABY EVEN IF THIS IS TRUE (AND I HOPE IT IS!) - DON'T SAY IT 😂. Remember that trapped in that grown man is a lil ass boy. 1. Be reassuring. 2. Tell him what he does that's amazing. 3. BE VAGUE. SAY U AIN'T DATING. SAY U NEVER DATED ANYONE REALLY IMPORTANT TO U. SAY YO EX HUSBAND WAS A LIMP DICK (even if he was a Python PP 😎). U AIN'T GOING TO HELL OFF A LIL WHITE LIE OR TWO LIKE THAT. TELL THE LIE AND THEN DONATE $20 TO SYRIAN ORPHANS (link in bio 🤗) GOD IS FORGIVING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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America, Gif, and Parents: Donald J. Trumpo @realDonaldTrum My use of social media is not Presidential - it's MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. Make America Great Again! 7/1/17, 6:41 PM 15.4K Retweets 48.9K Likes <p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/162491668261/aliciawilliams015-noblewing-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://aliciawilliams015.tumblr.com/post/162491218567/noblewing-celticpyro-libertarirynn-4d-chess" class="tumblr_blog">aliciawilliams015</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://noblewing.tumblr.com/post/162491083994/celticpyro-libertarirynn-4d-chess-ladies-and" class="tumblr_blog">noblewing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/162490784489/libertarirynn-4d-chess-ladies-and-gentlemen" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162490447999/4d-chess-ladies-and-gentlemen" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>4D chess ladies and gentlemen.</p></blockquote> <p>Donald get the fuck off of Twitter, we’re begging you.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t even muster up the willpower to get angry at this man. Instead, I just sigh and roll my eyes. Just like always.</p><p>Don’t look at me like that. I didn’t vote for him. In fact, I didn’t vote at all.</p></blockquote> <p>When talking with my parents I refer to him as the overgrown man-child.</p></blockquote> <p>Never before in modern times has a President spoken directly to the people without the filter and spin of the media. </p><p>Believe it or not, this is a good thing.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="211" data-tumblr-attribution="entermyfuckinglife:8FrSA3qacvJUm0tasSoVuA:ZDG50x1QMe7xo" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/23fa93b3e8618fba51ee98454130a996/tumblr_nbm02zgA3x1r20cvao1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/23fa93b3e8618fba51ee98454130a996/tumblr_inline_osfupt5ymH1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="211" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/23fa93b3e8618fba51ee98454130a996/tumblr_nbm02zgA3x1r20cvao1_500.gif"/></figure>
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America, Ass, and Be Like: Trump's Press Secretary Begs The American People To Stop Mocking Donald Trump By Jason Easley on Sun, Jan 1st, 2017 at 11:16 am Trump's press secretary Sean Spicer went on national television to complain that the American people are mocking Donald Trump and called on every American to support the president-elect instead of mocking him. <p><a href="http://manifold-superstorm.tumblr.com/post/155379025806/feralsrock-baeddelshinsgirl-neighborhoodlum" class="tumblr_blog">manifold-superstorm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://feralsrock.tumblr.com/post/155375743866/baeddelshinsgirl-neighborhoodlum-are" class="tumblr_blog">feralsrock</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://baeddelshinsgirl.tumblr.com/post/155312201112/neighborhoodlum-are-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">baeddelshinsgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://neighborhoodlum.tumblr.com/post/155272742751/are-you-fucking-kidding-me" class="tumblr_blog">neighborhoodlum</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>??? are ??? you ??? fucking ??? kidding ??? me ???</p></blockquote> <p>Fuck no. I will never stop mocking King Cheeto and his tiny fingers.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’d say he can go shove a cactus up his ass but the cactus doesn’t deserve that</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="245" data-orig-width="520"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a18cf47710ee2ab2809eaf7450d3eaae/tumblr_inline_oj8rqwvU3K1rt6i8i_540.png" data-orig-height="245" data-orig-width="520"/></figure><p><a href="https://tmblr.co/mPuic9UP_q6flLaMbOw7vog">@monadoswag123</a>, <a href="https://tmblr.co/mUXJ-TZyHVmptBN-XNVCApw">@altoanimator</a>, <a href="https://tmblr.co/mwS8vJ4eL3Rn_oO4FSCeLEg">@alexlememe</a>, <a href="https://tmblr.co/m8EGqzCmGUPjd5Ubrus-NiQ">@whenimgoodandready</a></p><p>Yeah, like Donald thinks he will turns us all into MSNBC! X’‘‘BBBB</p><p>Guess what, Sean Spicer? Not only will we NOT stop mocking your pseudo-conservative SJW boss, but we’ll keep doing so until Donnyboy learns to stop behaving like a narcissistic man-child. Besides, this is America, NOT North Korea NOR Iran NOR Saudi Arabia. We’re NOT going to be like the Trumpkins such as Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, and Roosh V (the leading Return of Kings weirdo-hypocrite). X)</p></blockquote> <p>Come on guys, you&rsquo;re hurting the Dahnalds fee fees.</p>
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Beautiful, Dumb, and Energy: Ivery Justivery added 3 new photos- with Swim King 19 hrs This post is dedicated to dad's with guns Titled: I WISH YOU FUCKING WOULD I understand you may have lived your life as a young man, young, dumb, and horny..... looking to get your little Peen wet, by any means necessary And You lived years Void of respect for young women.. until that beautiful day your daughter was born Now that you have a daughter, and youve "seen the error of your ways", you may be afraid that some of that energy you put into breaking girls hearts, damaging many men's daughters..... will come back to you in some way I get it. But What you NOT gon do is....pull a gun or any type of weapon out on MY son because of your fear of karma. I know we want to protect our daughters but we won't do that by instilling fear in our sons because you have yet to take accountability and heal from being a fuck boy.. so you think all young men are like that. Some people actually raise their man child to be respectable young men So, don't do it. Signed, A Black Mama Protecting her Son #WeGotGunsToo #ProtectOurSons #IWishYou FuckinWould bonnetapplebum: bonnetapplebum: micdotcom: Black mom nails the problem with dads posing in prom photos with guns Ivery Justivery is sick of seeing these photos, so she took to Facebook to say why she’s over it. It’s traumatizing and reinforces the objectification of women. A lot of people on Facebook agreed, but after some said she was taking the “joke” too seriously, Ivery edited her post with another sharp point. Men spend decades using and disrespecting women and consequently teach those habits to the next generation of boys. Then wonder why “their” girls need protection in the first place. ^Because our black fathers and brothers and cousins love telling us to watch out all while growing up, instead of just teaching the boys and being a good example of how to treat black women in the first place. Then they wonder why so much of the younger male generation “ain’t shit.” #ThisIsWhy
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