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Oh no he’s hot!: Spongebob when I'm alone: Spongebob when my parents walk in: 38 Oh no he’s hot!

Oh no he’s hot!: Spongebob when
I'm alone:
Spongebob when
my parents walk in:
38
Oh no he’s hot!

Oh no he’s hot!: Spongebob when
I'm alone:
Spongebob when
my parents walk in:
38
Oh no he’s hot!

Oh no he’s hot!

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me_irl: Why do you masturbate? Men Women Because im excited mm touch peNIS Because im alone AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I dont want to go sleep yet me_irl

me_irl: Why do you masturbate?
Men
Women
Because im excited
mm touch peNIS
Because im alone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I dont want to go sleep yet
me_irl

me_irl: Why do you masturbate?
Men
Women
Because im excited
mm touch peNIS
Because im alone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I dont want to go sleep yet
me_irl

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kavans: “I’m alone in this fight.”: kavans: “I’m alone in this fight.”

kavans:

“I’m alone in this fight.”: kavans:

“I’m alone in this fight.”

kavans:

“I’m alone in this fight.”: kavans:

“I’m alone in this fight.”

kavans: “I’m alone in this fight.”

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i'm alone: when I'm alone with my thoughts L(chuckles) I'm in danger

i'm alone: when I'm alone with my thoughts
L(chuckles)
I'm in danger

i'm alone: when I'm alone with my thoughts
L(chuckles)
I'm in danger

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i'm alone: And when Im alone I think how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when Im alone
I think how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when Im alone
I think how much I miss you

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Perfect timing: What's on TV when I'm alone: What's on TV when my parents walk in: Perfect timing

Perfect timing: What's on TV when I'm alone:
What's on TV when my parents walk in:
Perfect timing

Perfect timing: What's on TV when I'm alone:
What's on TV when my parents walk in:
Perfect timing

Perfect timing

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https://iglovequotes.net: And when I'm alone, I think of how muchI miss you https://iglovequotes.net

https://iglovequotes.net: And when I'm alone, I think of how muchI miss you
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Life of programmers when his friends are around or not: Coding... when I'm alone: Google how to declare arrays in Pyth when friends are around: Life of programmers when his friends are around or not

Life of programmers when his friends are around or not: Coding...
when I'm alone:
Google
how to declare arrays in Pyth
when friends are around:
Life of programmers when his friends are around or not

Life of programmers when his friends are around or not: Coding...
when I'm alone:
Google
how to declare arrays in Pyth
when friends are around:
Life of programmers when his friends are around or not

Life of programmers when his friends are around or not

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very clever bot: Hello? What? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation I hope I do not disturb you ?? No problem are you a robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old. me i'm 22 what's you job? I basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul. I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me? Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later. promise me that it will stay between us OK ?? Bitch, Ijust admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches. very clever bot

very clever bot: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old.
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul.
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later.
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, Ijust admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches.
very clever bot

very clever bot: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old.
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul.
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later.
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, Ijust admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches.
very clever bot

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i'm alone: And when I'm alone I think of how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when I'm alone
I think of how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when I'm alone
I think of how much I miss you

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i'm alone: I'm alone and I love it.

i'm alone: I'm alone and I love it.

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The Seduction of a Dark Wizard: Hello? What? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation I hope I do not disturb you ?? No problem are you a robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old. me i'm 22 what's you job? I basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul. I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me? Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later. promise me that it will stay between us OK ?? Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches. The Seduction of a Dark Wizard

The Seduction of a Dark Wizard: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old.
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul.
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later.
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, I just admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches.
The Seduction of a Dark Wizard

The Seduction of a Dark Wizard: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old.
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul.
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later.
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, I just admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches.
The Seduction of a Dark Wizard

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(G)old found on Tinder: Hello? What? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation I hope I do not disturb you ?? No problem are you a robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old. me i'm 22 what's you job? I basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul. I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me? Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later. promise me that it will stay between us OK ?? Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches (G)old found on Tinder

(G)old found on Tinder: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old.
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul.
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later.
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, I just admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches
(G)old found on Tinder

(G)old found on Tinder: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old.
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul.
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later.
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, I just admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches
(G)old found on Tinder

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i'm alone: Hello? What? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation I hope I do not disturb you ?? No problem are you a robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old me i'm 22 what's you job? I basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul. I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me? Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later promise me that it will stay between us OK ?? Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches

i'm alone: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul.
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, I just admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches

i'm alone: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul.
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, I just admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches

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i'm alone: GETS WRSE AT NIGHT WHEN IM ALONE

i'm alone: GETS WRSE
AT NIGHT WHEN IM
ALONE

i'm alone: GETS WRSE
AT NIGHT WHEN IM
ALONE

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lolzandtrollz: Trying This Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me: NEXT TIME A STRANGER TALKS TO ME WHEN IM ALONE I WILL LOOK AT THEM SHOСКED AND JUST WHISPER QUIETLY "You cAN SEE ME?" you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: Trying This Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me

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Trying This Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me: NEXT TIME A STRANGER TALKS TO ME
WHEN IM ALONE I WILL LOOK AT
THEM SHOСКED
AND JUST WHISPER QUIETLY
"You cAN SEE ME?"
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
lolzandtrollz:

Trying This Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me

lolzandtrollz:

Trying This Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me: NEXT TIME A STRANGER TALKS TO ME
WHEN IM ALONE I WILL LOOK AT
THEM SHOСКED
AND JUST WHISPER QUIETLY
"You cAN SEE ME?"
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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Trying This Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me

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Breathtaking: Why do you masturbate? Women Men Because im excited Because im alone li dont want to go sleep yet Breathtaking

Breathtaking: Why do you masturbate?
Women
Men
Because im excited
Because im alone
li dont want to go sleep yet
Breathtaking

Breathtaking: Why do you masturbate?
Women
Men
Because im excited
Because im alone
li dont want to go sleep yet
Breathtaking

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i'm alone: When I finally connect the dots and find the reason I'm alone -Im the last person I would have suspected, but it was me all the time!

i'm alone: When I finally connect the dots and
find the reason I'm alone
-Im the last person I would have
suspected, but it was me all the time!

i'm alone: When I finally connect the dots and
find the reason I'm alone
-Im the last person I would have
suspected, but it was me all the time!

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i'm alone: My mental illness when I'm alone My mental illness at my psychiatris appointment LILY LU

i'm alone: My mental
illness when
I'm alone
My mental
illness at
my psychiatris
appointment
LILY LU

i'm alone: My mental
illness when
I'm alone
My mental
illness at
my psychiatris
appointment
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the-memedaddy:Meirl: I'm alone forever The family bloodline ends with me imgflip.com the-memedaddy:Meirl

the-memedaddy:Meirl: I'm alone forever
The family bloodline
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the-memedaddy:Meirl: I'm alone forever
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i'm alone: And when Im alone I think how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when Im alone
I think how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when Im alone
I think how much I miss you

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Meirl: I'm alone forever The family bloodline ends with me imgflip.com Meirl

Meirl: I'm alone forever
The family bloodline
ends with me
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Meirl: I'm alone forever
The family bloodline
ends with me
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Meirl by Vavsilk MORE MEMES: I'm alone forever The family bloodline ends with me imgflip.com Meirl by Vavsilk MORE MEMES

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MORE MEMES: I'm alone forever
The family bloodline
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MORE MEMES

Meirl by Vavsilk
MORE MEMES: I'm alone forever
The family bloodline
ends with me
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i'm alone: when I'm alone with my thoughts L(chuckles) I'm in danger

i'm alone: when I'm alone with my thoughts
L(chuckles)
I'm in danger

i'm alone: when I'm alone with my thoughts
L(chuckles)
I'm in danger

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meirl: I'm alone forever The family bloodline ends with me imgflip.com meirl

meirl: I'm alone forever
The family bloodline
ends with me
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meirl: I'm alone forever
The family bloodline
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i'm alone: Me looking through people's snap stories while I'm alone in my room Looks like fun, wish I could have some

i'm alone: Me looking through
people's snap stories while
I'm alone in my room
Looks like fun, wish I could have some

i'm alone: Me looking through
people's snap stories while
I'm alone in my room
Looks like fun, wish I could have some

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i'm alone: the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you

i'm alone: the only heaven i'll be sent to
is when i'm alone with you

i'm alone: the only heaven i'll be sent to
is when i'm alone with you

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i'm alone: And when I'm alone, I think of how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when I'm alone, I think of how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when I'm alone, I think of how much I miss you

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i'm alone: And when Im alone I think how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when Im alone
I think how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when Im alone
I think how much I miss you

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i'm alone: Behind every meme I'm alone There's a guy without social life trying to make you smile

i'm alone: Behind every meme
I'm alone
There's a guy without social
life trying to make you smile

i'm alone: Behind every meme
I'm alone
There's a guy without social
life trying to make you smile

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i'm alone: SWEET ESCAPE WHEN IM ALONE WTHE YOU

i'm alone: SWEET ESCAPE
WHEN IM
ALONE WTHE YOU

i'm alone: SWEET ESCAPE
WHEN IM
ALONE WTHE YOU

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i'm alone: you want to be alone? -i'm alone

i'm alone: you want to be alone?
-i'm alone

i'm alone: you want to be alone?
-i'm alone

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i'm alone: SWEET ESCAPE WHEN IM ALONE WTHE YOU

i'm alone: SWEET ESCAPE
WHEN IM
ALONE WTHE YOU

i'm alone: SWEET ESCAPE
WHEN IM
ALONE WTHE YOU

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i'm alone: you want to be alone? -i'm alone

i'm alone: you want to be alone?
-i'm alone

i'm alone: you want to be alone?
-i'm alone

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i'm alone: I FOUND MY SWEET ESCAPE WHEN I'M ALONE WITH YOU

i'm alone: I FOUND MY SWEET ESCAPE
WHEN I'M ALONE WITH YOU

i'm alone: I FOUND MY SWEET ESCAPE
WHEN I'M ALONE WITH YOU

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i'm alone: And when Im alone I think how much I miss you

i'm alone: And when Im alone
I think how much I miss you

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Jared is dat dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious. I don't deserve Jared. today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com Jared is dat dude

Jared is dat dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude

Jared is dat dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude

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Jared is dat dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious. I don't deserve Jared. today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com Jared is dat dude

Jared is dat dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
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Jared is dat dude

Jared is dat dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup
Today, I fucked up... by buying a
bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back
to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go
back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask
for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story
and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a
few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I
could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I
text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few
rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and
the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super
cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I
thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think
Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my
date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don't deserve Jared.
today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com
Jared is dat dude

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