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        Beautiful, Community, and God: 21 Answers
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 You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that
 can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many
 times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is
 insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular
 language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break
 down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular
 regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me
 crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even
 Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with
 regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp.
 Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together
 like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and
 HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you
 parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to
 inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes.
 HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the
 onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late
 it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue
 (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive
 this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and
 security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the
 dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg
 ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless
 screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and
 existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy
 radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of
 regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you
 see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he
 comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne
 stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES
 1811
 Have you tried using an XML parser instead?
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                    Beautiful, Community, and God: 21 Answers
 votes
 oldest
 newest
 You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that
 can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many
 times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is
 insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular
 language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break
 down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular
 regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me
 crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even
 Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with
 regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp.
 Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together
 like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and
 HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you
 parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to
 inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes.
 HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the
 onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late
 it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue
 (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive
 this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and
 security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the
 dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg
 ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless
 screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and
 existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy
 radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of
 regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you
 see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he
 comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne
 stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES
 1811
 Have you tried using an XML parser instead?
 link edit flag
 edited Nov 14 at 0:18
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 bobince
regex and html
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Aladdin, Definitely, and Disney: Scott "Hug Honey" Fearichs
 Following
 @KaiserNeko
 Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of
 Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con,
 "How do you feel about people making lewd
 art of your characters?"
 He said, "Oh, Disney sat me down and
 showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and
 said, 'This will happen to your show."
 10:50 PM 26 Oct 2018
 19 Retweets 42 Likes
 t19
 42
 thedarksideoflimbo
 Three things I find hilarious about this:
 1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons
 2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will,
 most definitely, become porn.
 3: Disney has examples on hand of how said show will, most definitely,
 become porn
 faeforge
 Pffft!!!!!
 Disney doesn't just have examples of said porn!!
 Ok story time. Yeaaaars ago i dated an animator chick. During that short
 time together we ran around a lot and met a bunch of industry people in
 our area
 One of them used to work for Disney. So we are hanging out at his
 apartment and conversation being what it is he kinda says "hold on" and
 goes off to dig in the closet. He comes back and sets down a couple
 STACKS (and im talking foot high) of printer paper.
 What followed were a couple hours of hysterical laughing as we paged
 through "a history of Disney animation- porn edition"
 See Disney has this weird rule in their artist contracts- everything you
 create while in their employ is THEIRS. Even in the off time. Its one of the
 reasons they are reviled in the industry. But the rule was set in place to
 basically steal good ideas from their staff or force them to ONLY work on
 Disney ip's while employed..
 The jokes
 on them though. They didn't count on most artists being giant
 perverts (this story is also why i laugh when people tell me drawing smut
 will 'ruin your art career')
 So! Disney being bastards ended up earning them smut of everything
 they've ever created. And also per their policies they had to keep it. Every
 artist knew about the smut vault and our buddy here had photocopied a
 chunk of it. Yes... 2-3 feet of smut was
 just a chunk of it
 Snow white? Rescue rangers? Goofy? Minnie? Micky? Beauty and the
 beast? Aladdin? Yup you name it it was there. Some of it was mild. The
 topless little mermaid stuff made sense at least. Some was raunchy as hell.
 ALL OF IT in the animation style of the films and shows.
 So yes, not only does Disney know there will be porn, have the porn, but
 they official porn
 You're welcome
 Source: maswartz
41 Tumblr Posts That Are Made To Improve Your Mood – Sarcasm
        

            
            

                
                
                    Aladdin, Definitely, and Disney: Scott "Hug Honey" Fearichs
 Following
 @KaiserNeko
 Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of
 Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con,
 "How do you feel about people making lewd
 art of your characters?"
 He said, "Oh, Disney sat me down and
 showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and
 said, 'This will happen to your show."
 10:50 PM 26 Oct 2018
 19 Retweets 42 Likes
 t19
 42
 thedarksideoflimbo
 Three things I find hilarious about this:
 1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons
 2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will,
 most definitely, become porn.
 3: Disney has examples on hand of how said show will, most definitely,
 become porn
 faeforge
 Pffft!!!!!
 Disney doesn't just have examples of said porn!!
 Ok story time. Yeaaaars ago i dated an animator chick. During that short
 time together we ran around a lot and met a bunch of industry people in
 our area
 One of them used to work for Disney. So we are hanging out at his
 apartment and conversation being what it is he kinda says "hold on" and
 goes off to dig in the closet. He comes back and sets down a couple
 STACKS (and im talking foot high) of printer paper.
 What followed were a couple hours of hysterical laughing as we paged
 through "a history of Disney animation- porn edition"
 See Disney has this weird rule in their artist contracts- everything you
 create while in their employ is THEIRS. Even in the off time. Its one of the
 reasons they are reviled in the industry. But the rule was set in place to
 basically steal good ideas from their staff or force them to ONLY work on
 Disney ip's while employed..
 The jokes
 on them though. They didn't count on most artists being giant
 perverts (this story is also why i laugh when people tell me drawing smut
 will 'ruin your art career')
 So! Disney being bastards ended up earning them smut of everything
 they've ever created. And also per their policies they had to keep it. Every
 artist knew about the smut vault and our buddy here had photocopied a
 chunk of it. Yes... 2-3 feet of smut was
 just a chunk of it
 Snow white? Rescue rangers? Goofy? Minnie? Micky? Beauty and the
 beast? Aladdin? Yup you name it it was there. Some of it was mild. The
 topless little mermaid stuff made sense at least. Some was raunchy as hell.
 ALL OF IT in the animation style of the films and shows.
 So yes, not only does Disney know there will be porn, have the porn, but
 they official porn
 You're welcome
 Source: maswartz
41 Tumblr Posts That Are Made To Improve Your Mood – Sarcasm
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Tumblr, Academy, and Blog: tuagifs:
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        Beautiful, Child Support, and Children: Rick Howard Right on the money. Ive been divorced 17 years and I get along
 with my ex wife better now that when we were married. When we,decided the
 marriage was over, we sat down, made a list of everything we wanted as far as
 child support, visitation, etc, went to one lawyer to finalize it and the rest is
 history. We both agreed not to get into pissing matches in front of the kids, and
 for the most part it has worked well. The kids know both of us are on the same
 page when it comes to,them. I wouldn't have it any other way.
 17,621 February 12 at 4:16pm
 Like Reply
 300 Replies 4 hrs
 Patrícia Nóbrega Prado One day I was walking on the sidewalk with my
 stepson. We saw some little yellow flowers and he picked up 2. One for me and
 one for his mom. He asked me: Can I take this flower to my mom?
 And I said: Sure honey. We take it home, put it in a book and when it dries, by
 the end of your vacation with us you can take it home to your mom. She will
 love it for sure
 He gave me the most beautiful smile and we kept walking.
 His mom doesn't like me, in fact, she hates me. She hates me so much that she
 lies about me, she tries to destroy my marriage and creates problems between
 me and my in laws. But despite of that, there is not a single word that comes
 out of my mouth or action that doesn't show to him that I don't respect her has
 his mom. Children don't have to suffer because of adults issues
 Like Reply 13,606 February 13 at 3:40am Edited
 407 Replies 6 hrs
 Ellen Brown When parents can't stay married, it's vital they give their kids
 permission and opportunity to love the other parent. Just because they're done
 with each other doesn't mean the kids are.
 Like Reply 7,149 February 12 at 3:33pm
 72 Replies
 Mandey Troutman I have an amazing ex husband! He is absolutely one of my
 best friends.. We have 4 kids together and have always spent holidays,
 birthdays and any other special occasions together. I moved out of state a year
 and a half ago with my fiancee.. He is also amazing! My ex stays with us when
 he comes to town to visit... People think it's weird. It may not be ideal, but ALL
 of us luv those 4 kids more than anything and want nothing more then for them
 to be happy! That's what it's about! And if him staying with us means more time
 with our kids, then that's what we'll do!
 8,036 February 12 at 5:22pm
 Like Reply
 207 Replies
memehumor:

Divorced dad goes viral with sweet post about why he still treats his ex-wife with kindness.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Beautiful, Child Support, and Children: Rick Howard Right on the money. Ive been divorced 17 years and I get along
 with my ex wife better now that when we were married. When we,decided the
 marriage was over, we sat down, made a list of everything we wanted as far as
 child support, visitation, etc, went to one lawyer to finalize it and the rest is
 history. We both agreed not to get into pissing matches in front of the kids, and
 for the most part it has worked well. The kids know both of us are on the same
 page when it comes to,them. I wouldn't have it any other way.
 17,621 February 12 at 4:16pm
 Like Reply
 300 Replies 4 hrs
 Patrícia Nóbrega Prado One day I was walking on the sidewalk with my
 stepson. We saw some little yellow flowers and he picked up 2. One for me and
 one for his mom. He asked me: Can I take this flower to my mom?
 And I said: Sure honey. We take it home, put it in a book and when it dries, by
 the end of your vacation with us you can take it home to your mom. She will
 love it for sure
 He gave me the most beautiful smile and we kept walking.
 His mom doesn't like me, in fact, she hates me. She hates me so much that she
 lies about me, she tries to destroy my marriage and creates problems between
 me and my in laws. But despite of that, there is not a single word that comes
 out of my mouth or action that doesn't show to him that I don't respect her has
 his mom. Children don't have to suffer because of adults issues
 Like Reply 13,606 February 13 at 3:40am Edited
 407 Replies 6 hrs
 Ellen Brown When parents can't stay married, it's vital they give their kids
 permission and opportunity to love the other parent. Just because they're done
 with each other doesn't mean the kids are.
 Like Reply 7,149 February 12 at 3:33pm
 72 Replies
 Mandey Troutman I have an amazing ex husband! He is absolutely one of my
 best friends.. We have 4 kids together and have always spent holidays,
 birthdays and any other special occasions together. I moved out of state a year
 and a half ago with my fiancee.. He is also amazing! My ex stays with us when
 he comes to town to visit... People think it's weird. It may not be ideal, but ALL
 of us luv those 4 kids more than anything and want nothing more then for them
 to be happy! That's what it's about! And if him staying with us means more time
 with our kids, then that's what we'll do!
 8,036 February 12 at 5:22pm
 Like Reply
 207 Replies
memehumor:

Divorced dad goes viral with sweet post about why he still treats his ex-wife with kindness.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
memehumor:

Divorced dad goes viral with sweet post about why he still treats his ex-wife with kindness.

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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