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Mad, Success, and Own: "Don't get mad. Don't get even Do better. Much better. Rise above. Become so engulfed in your own success that you forget it ever happened."

Mad, Success, and Own: "Don't get mad. Don't get even
Do better. Much better. Rise
above. Become so engulfed in
your own success that you forget
it ever happened."

Mad, Success, and Own: "Don't get mad. Don't get even
Do better. Much better. Rise
above. Become so engulfed in
your own success that you forget
it ever happened."

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Funny, Phone, and Sex: Heather Thompson Day @HeatherTDay When I was 19 my boss said I should be a phone sex operator & laughed I said "I don't get it" He said "it's a joke" I said "explain it to me" & that's how I learned that once sexual harrassers have to explain why their inappropriate jokes are funny, they stop laughing. 12:01 a.m. 08 Nov 19 Hootsuite Inc.

Funny, Phone, and Sex: Heather Thompson Day
@HeatherTDay
When I was 19 my boss said I
should be a phone sex operator &
laughed
I said "I don't get it"
He said "it's a joke"
I said "explain it to me"
& that's how I learned that once
sexual harrassers have to explain
why their inappropriate jokes are
funny, they stop laughing.
12:01 a.m. 08 Nov 19 Hootsuite Inc.

Funny, Phone, and Sex: Heather Thompson Day
@HeatherTDay
When I was 19 my boss said I
should be a phone sex operator &
laughed
I said "I don't get it"
He said "it's a joke"
I said "explain it to me"
& that's how I learned that once
sexual harrassers have to explain
why their inappropriate jokes are
funny, they stop laughing.
12:01 a.m. 08 Nov 19 Hootsuite Inc.

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Facebook, Fire, and Funny: Cody Hidalgo Oct 20 at 1:50 PM I legit got fired for this... 473 491 Comments Like Share Comment 1:47 Cody Hidalgo 4 hrs BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR, I MAKEA DIME THATS WHY I POOP,ON COMPANY TIME memecrunch.com GIPHY Like Share Comment Bryce Thomas and 2 others We don't make a dollar when your shitting all the time. Why don't you stay home and do your shitting. I don't like to play your bullshit games. Maybe theres a company out there that would put up with your games cause i won't. Good luck! What are you talking about.? Look on your Facebook page, do you think thing don't get around ? Because I shared a funny meme.? On a Sunday? When I'm not at work? You brought work into it on a Sunday. So you're going to fire me over a meme I shared? That was nowhere relavent to work at all I share things I think are funny all the time It's a meme Andy why are you doing all of this over a meme Text Message UPDATE: on the man who was fired over a meme

Facebook, Fire, and Funny: Cody Hidalgo
Oct 20 at 1:50 PM
I legit got fired for this...
473
491 Comments
Like
Share
Comment
1:47
Cody Hidalgo
4 hrs
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR, I MAKEA DIME
THATS WHY I POOP,ON COMPANY
TIME
memecrunch.com
GIPHY
Like
Share
Comment
Bryce Thomas and 2 others
We don't make a dollar when your
shitting all the time. Why don't you
stay home and do your shitting.
I don't like to play your bullshit
games. Maybe theres a company
out there that would put up with
your games cause i won't.
Good luck!
What are you talking about.?
Look on your Facebook page, do
you think thing don't get around ?
Because I shared a funny meme.?
On a Sunday? When I'm not at
work?
You brought work into it on a
Sunday.
So you're going to fire me over a
meme I shared? That was nowhere
relavent to work at all
I share things I think are funny all
the time
It's a meme Andy why are you doing
all of this over a meme
Text Message
UPDATE: on the man who was fired over a meme

Facebook, Fire, and Funny: Cody Hidalgo
Oct 20 at 1:50 PM
I legit got fired for this...
473
491 Comments
Like
Share
Comment
1:47
Cody Hidalgo
4 hrs
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR, I MAKEA DIME
THATS WHY I POOP,ON COMPANY
TIME
memecrunch.com
GIPHY
Like
Share
Comment
Bryce Thomas and 2 others
We don't make a dollar when your
shitting all the time. Why don't you
stay home and do your shitting.
I don't like to play your bullshit
games. Maybe theres a company
out there that would put up with
your games cause i won't.
Good luck!
What are you talking about.?
Look on your Facebook page, do
you think thing don't get around ?
Because I shared a funny meme.?
On a Sunday? When I'm not at
work?
You brought work into it on a
Sunday.
So you're going to fire me over a
meme I shared? That was nowhere
relavent to work at all
I share things I think are funny all
the time
It's a meme Andy why are you doing
all of this over a meme
Text Message
UPDATE: on the man who was fired over a meme

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For, Get, and Year: 9k a year and I don't get subtitles for my lecturers?!

For, Get, and Year: 9k a year and I don't get subtitles for my
lecturers?!

For, Get, and Year: 9k a year and I don't get subtitles for my
lecturers?!

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Bullshit, Never, and Back: Man: "I was sexually assaulted" "You could've fought back" Get over it" You're weak" "Men don't get sexually assualted" Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

Bullshit, Never, and Back: Man:
"I was sexually
assaulted"
"You could've fought back"
Get over it"
You're weak"
"Men don't get sexually assualted"
Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

Bullshit, Never, and Back: Man:
"I was sexually
assaulted"
"You could've fought back"
Get over it"
You're weak"
"Men don't get sexually assualted"
Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

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Shit, Email, and Untitled: LISTEN ASSHOLE, I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU THIS AGAIN. SO IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER I'M GOING TO... AS PER MY LAST EMAIL. *DELETEDELETEDELETE* 2019 ANTHONYCAMAROTA.COM/UNTITLED Email [OC]

Shit, Email, and Untitled: LISTEN ASSHOLE, I DON'T
WANT TO TELL YOU THIS
AGAIN. SO IF YOU DON'T GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER I'M
GOING TO...
AS PER MY
LAST EMAIL.
*DELETEDELETEDELETE*
2019
ANTHONYCAMAROTA.COM/UNTITLED
Email [OC]

Shit, Email, and Untitled: LISTEN ASSHOLE, I DON'T
WANT TO TELL YOU THIS
AGAIN. SO IF YOU DON'T GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER I'M
GOING TO...
AS PER MY
LAST EMAIL.
*DELETEDELETEDELETE*
2019
ANTHONYCAMAROTA.COM/UNTITLED
Email [OC]

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Advice, Anna, and Dad: You're the mother, he's That's not what l've been told but... the father. He has as much right to take that child as you do. ns Well, if you've gotten different advice, you Okay. were mistaken. ..including judges and probation officers, who still don't get that message... In this country, fathers are not second-class citizens. I know there are a lot of people out there... ...but fathers are not Not always. Sometimes second-class citizens. it's 50-50 but it's a Sometimes they're actually better parents. case-by-case basis. But anybody that says.it's not yours. It's both to me 'he can't take my of yours. You made her daughter with him... together. gaylibertariansc: queer-anna: matriarchyforeveryone: michaelam1978: I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child. The mother carried that girl nine months in her stomach and then pushed her out of her body. No, the father does NOT have even remotely the same rights to the child as the mother! My mother carried me for nine months in her stomach and then pushed me out of her body. My mother also got drunk and refused to feed me or my three siblings and forced my oldest brother to cook for us while she was passed-out drunk on the couch. My father has fought for us for as long as I can remember, while my mother was busy getting drinking straight-vodka and brainwashing us to think my father was the evil one. I nearly starved at age 6 because my mother was too drunk to cook half of the time. I had to dress my 4 year old sister for school, at age six. I had to walk in heavy snow at age 6 with my 4 year old sister to a bus stop to ride to school. My father has fought a long, long time to get custody of us. He deeply loves us. My mother has never, ever done anything like that. She has never nursed me when I had the flu, or kissed me goodnight, or told me she loved me. She has never taught me how to tie my shoes, or how to brush my hair, or how to take care of myself. Yes, my mother carried me, and three other kids, to term and successfully gave birth, but only has my father put 100% of his life into something that should require two people to do. Still a good one

Advice, Anna, and Dad: You're the mother, he's
That's not what l've
been told but...
the father. He has as
much right to take that
child as you do.
ns

Well, if you've gotten
different advice, you
Okay.
were mistaken.

..including judges and
probation officers, who
still don't get that
message...
In this country, fathers
are not second-class
citizens. I know there
are a lot of people out
there...

...but fathers are not
Not always. Sometimes
second-class citizens.
it's 50-50 but it's a
Sometimes they're
actually better parents.
case-by-case basis.

But anybody that says.it's not yours. It's both
to me 'he can't take my of yours. You made her
daughter with him...
together.
gaylibertariansc:
queer-anna:

matriarchyforeveryone:

michaelam1978:
I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve

and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child.
The mother carried that girl nine months in her stomach and then pushed her out of her body. No, the father does NOT have even remotely the same rights to the child as the mother!

My mother carried me for nine months in her stomach and then pushed me out of her body.
My mother also got drunk and refused to feed me or my three siblings and forced my oldest brother to cook for us while she was passed-out drunk on the couch.
My father has fought for us for as long as I can remember, while my mother was busy getting drinking straight-vodka and brainwashing us to think my father was the evil one.
I nearly starved at age 6 because my mother was too drunk to cook half of the time. I had to dress my 4 year old sister for school, at age six. I had to walk in heavy snow at age 6 with my 4 year old sister to a bus stop to ride to school.
My father has fought a long, long time to get custody of us. He deeply loves us. My mother has never, ever done anything like that. She has never nursed me when I had the flu, or kissed me goodnight, or told me she loved me. She has never taught me how to tie my shoes, or how to brush my hair, or how to take care of myself.
Yes, my mother carried me, and three other kids, to term and successfully gave birth, but only has my father put 100% of his life into something that should require two people to do.

Still a good one

Advice, Anna, and Dad: You're the mother, he's
That's not what l've
been told but...
the father. He has as
much right to take that
child as you do.
ns

Well, if you've gotten
different advice, you
Okay.
were mistaken.

..including judges and
probation officers, who
still don't get that
message...
In this country, fathers
are not second-class
citizens. I know there
are a lot of people out
there...

...but fathers are not
Not always. Sometimes
second-class citizens.
it's 50-50 but it's a
Sometimes they're
actually better parents.
case-by-case basis.

But anybody that says.it's not yours. It's both
to me 'he can't take my of yours. You made her
daughter with him...
together.
gaylibertariansc:
queer-anna:

matriarchyforeveryone:

michaelam1978:
I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve

and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child.
The mother carried that girl nine months in her stomach and then pushed her out of her body. No, the father does NOT have even remotely the same rights to the child as the mother!

My mother carried me for nine months in her stomach and then pushed me out of her body.
My mother also got drunk and refused to feed me or my three siblings and forced my oldest brother to cook for us while she was passed-out drunk on the couch.
My father has fought for us for as long as I can remember, while my mother was busy getting drinking straight-vodka and brainwashing us to think my father was the evil one.
I nearly starved at age 6 because my mother was too drunk to cook half of the time. I had to dress my 4 year old sister for school, at age six. I had to walk in heavy snow at age 6 with my 4 year old sister to a bus stop to ride to school.
My father has fought a long, long time to get custody of us. He deeply loves us. My mother has never, ever done anything like that. She has never nursed me when I had the flu, or kissed me goodnight, or told me she loved me. She has never taught me how to tie my shoes, or how to brush my hair, or how to take care of myself.
Yes, my mother carried me, and three other kids, to term and successfully gave birth, but only has my father put 100% of his life into something that should require two people to do.

Still a good one

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Boost, Fuck, and Penis: 18% 9:45 PM ll Boost Eye map ness I don't get it SPELL MAP Say: eye Spell: map Say: ness Map IMAP ness Ewww Your a penis Fuck O Message... I can’t believe I fell for this

Boost, Fuck, and Penis: 18%
9:45 PM
ll Boost
Eye map ness
I don't get it
SPELL MAP
Say: eye
Spell: map
Say: ness
Map
IMAP ness
Ewww
Your a penis
Fuck
O Message...
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9:45 PM
ll Boost
Eye map ness
I don't get it
SPELL MAP
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Spell: map
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Map
IMAP ness
Ewww
Your a penis
Fuck
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I can’t believe I fell for this

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Anti, Com, and Get: I don't get it. LoadingArtist.com The Anti-Crust. Spooktober

Anti, Com, and Get: I don't get it.
LoadingArtist.com
The Anti-Crust.
Spooktober

Anti, Com, and Get: I don't get it.
LoadingArtist.com
The Anti-Crust.
Spooktober

Spooktober

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Yes, Notes, and Get: Yes Wanna hear a joke I don't get it a perfect ending You're goddamn right Take notes

Yes, Notes, and Get: Yes
Wanna hear a joke
I don't get it
a perfect ending
You're goddamn right
Take notes

Yes, Notes, and Get: Yes
Wanna hear a joke
I don't get it
a perfect ending
You're goddamn right
Take notes

Take notes

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Fucking, Sex, and Kiss: It's not just about sex. Don't get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can't beat that." CTL

Fucking, Sex, and Kiss: It's not just about sex. Don't get me
wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when
you have a connection with someone,
when you feel so strong for someone,
just a kiss is enough to make your knees
weak. You just can't beat that."
CTL

Fucking, Sex, and Kiss: It's not just about sex. Don't get me
wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when
you have a connection with someone,
when you feel so strong for someone,
just a kiss is enough to make your knees
weak. You just can't beat that."
CTL

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Dank, Memes, and Target: Man: "I was sexually assaulted" "You could've fought back'" "Get over it" You're weak" "Men don't get sexually assualted" thomas had never seen such bullshit before by superdude411 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Man:
"I was sexually
assaulted"
"You could've fought back'"
"Get over it"
You're weak"
"Men don't get sexually assualted"
thomas had never seen such bullshit before by superdude411
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Man:
"I was sexually
assaulted"
"You could've fought back'"
"Get over it"
You're weak"
"Men don't get sexually assualted"
thomas had never seen such bullshit before by superdude411
MORE MEMES

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Chill, Meme, and Respect: gf: please don't get too excited after this. It's just a movie "babe, chill I know that" *2 hours later* "GET OFF OF THE ROOF" "YOU WILL RESPECT THE KING OF WAKANDA" O daily-meme: He simply don’t care

Chill, Meme, and Respect: gf: please don't get too excited
after this. It's just a movie
"babe, chill I know that"
*2 hours later*
"GET OFF OF THE ROOF"
"YOU WILL RESPECT THE KING
OF WAKANDA"
O
daily-meme:

He simply don’t care

Chill, Meme, and Respect: gf: please don't get too excited
after this. It's just a movie
"babe, chill I know that"
*2 hours later*
"GET OFF OF THE ROOF"
"YOU WILL RESPECT THE KING
OF WAKANDA"
O
daily-meme:

He simply don’t care

daily-meme: He simply don’t care

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Drinking, God, and Iphone: 7:50 .LTE Tweet t The butterflies are drinking the caiman's tears Retweeted Nasty 2.0 @FreeBreeNastyy A racist yt woman said Trayvon Martin deserved what he got, so I told her never to procreate. She replied saying her son died in Afghanistan. So I said "See God agrees" HacKary BunX @BarkyBoogz 12h Tweet me the worst thing you've ever said to somebody on here. Censor what needs to be censored so you don't get got. Show this thread 7:55 PM 10/7/19 Twitter for iPhone 990 Retweets 2,544 Likes Tweet your reply God acts in mysterious ways

Drinking, God, and Iphone: 7:50
.LTE
Tweet
t The butterflies are drinking the caiman's
tears Retweeted
Nasty 2.0
@FreeBreeNastyy
A racist yt woman said Trayvon Martin
deserved what he got, so I told her
never to procreate. She replied saying
her son died in Afghanistan.
So I said
"See God agrees"
HacKary BunX @BarkyBoogz 12h
Tweet me the worst thing you've ever said to
somebody on here. Censor what needs to be
censored so you don't get got.
Show this thread
7:55 PM 10/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
990 Retweets 2,544 Likes
Tweet your reply
God acts in mysterious ways

Drinking, God, and Iphone: 7:50
.LTE
Tweet
t The butterflies are drinking the caiman's
tears Retweeted
Nasty 2.0
@FreeBreeNastyy
A racist yt woman said Trayvon Martin
deserved what he got, so I told her
never to procreate. She replied saying
her son died in Afghanistan.
So I said
"See God agrees"
HacKary BunX @BarkyBoogz 12h
Tweet me the worst thing you've ever said to
somebody on here. Censor what needs to be
censored so you don't get got.
Show this thread
7:55 PM 10/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
990 Retweets 2,544 Likes
Tweet your reply
God acts in mysterious ways

God acts in mysterious ways

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Mean, How, and Net: ALLTEOOP I don't get how guys can do so many mean things and not even care. https://iglovequotes.net/

Mean, How, and Net: ALLTEOOP
I don't get how guys can do so many
mean things and not even care.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Mean, How, and Net: ALLTEOOP
I don't get how guys can do so many
mean things and not even care.
https://iglovequotes.net/

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Chill, Lol, and Love: Aaron, you were the best thebookofblueletters "Rejection" erasure poetry by Ben Aaron don't get into grad school? make it art cyborgteen ive said it a million times but poetry sucks thebookofblueletters cyborgteen sucks "i sucks" erasure poetry by Ben Aaron redgrieve chill the fuck out Ben it's a rejection letter from grad school now a love note from your ex thebookofblueletters redgrieve Ben it's a fuck love note "Love Note" erasure poem by Ben Aaron neurodivergent-crow Ben Aaron is my new fave mysticben My fave famous poet This image was shared via LOL Pics

Chill, Lol, and Love: Aaron,
you
were
the
best
thebookofblueletters
"Rejection" erasure poetry by Ben Aaron
don't get into grad school? make it art
cyborgteen
ive said it a million times but poetry
sucks
thebookofblueletters
cyborgteen
sucks
"i sucks" erasure poetry by Ben Aaron
redgrieve
chill the fuck out Ben it's a rejection letter
from grad school now a love note from
your ex
thebookofblueletters
redgrieve
Ben it's a
fuck
love note
"Love Note" erasure poem by Ben Aaron
neurodivergent-crow
Ben Aaron is my new fave
mysticben
My fave famous poet
This image was shared via LOL Pics

Chill, Lol, and Love: Aaron,
you
were
the
best
thebookofblueletters
"Rejection" erasure poetry by Ben Aaron
don't get into grad school? make it art
cyborgteen
ive said it a million times but poetry
sucks
thebookofblueletters
cyborgteen
sucks
"i sucks" erasure poetry by Ben Aaron
redgrieve
chill the fuck out Ben it's a rejection letter
from grad school now a love note from
your ex
thebookofblueletters
redgrieve
Ben it's a
fuck
love note
"Love Note" erasure poem by Ben Aaron
neurodivergent-crow
Ben Aaron is my new fave
mysticben
My fave famous poet
This image was shared via LOL Pics

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Net, Href, and Get: Don't get attached https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Href, and Get: Don't get attached
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Href, and Get: Don't get attached
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Friends, Ups, and Site: We can't be friends if you don't get this... ups Site Daaaaaamn

Friends, Ups, and Site: We can't be friends if you don't get
this...
ups
Site
Daaaaaamn

Friends, Ups, and Site: We can't be friends if you don't get
this...
ups
Site
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Fucking, Music, and Winter: ashley @ashleywiee don't get how ppl think classical music is boring??? does winter by vivaldi not fucking slap???? is the march from the nutcracker not a FUCKING banger?? i dare u to listen to a single mvmt of any shostakovich string quartet and not start milly rocking on the fucking spot e Whoever thought being cultured could be this trashy?

Fucking, Music, and Winter: ashley
@ashleywiee
don't get how ppl think classical
music is boring??? does winter by
vivaldi not fucking slap???? is the
march from the nutcracker not a
FUCKING banger?? i dare u to listen
to a single mvmt of any shostakovich
string quartet and not start milly
rocking on the fucking spot
e
Whoever thought being cultured could be this trashy?

Fucking, Music, and Winter: ashley
@ashleywiee
don't get how ppl think classical
music is boring??? does winter by
vivaldi not fucking slap???? is the
march from the nutcracker not a
FUCKING banger?? i dare u to listen
to a single mvmt of any shostakovich
string quartet and not start milly
rocking on the fucking spot
e
Whoever thought being cultured could be this trashy?

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Life, Taken, and Heart: "Here's the thing: You don't get better overnight The flu doesn't go away overnight, a broken arm doesn't heal overnight, not even a tiny paper cut will heal overnight. Therefore, you can't expect a broken heart and an ill mind to recover in 8 hours. You are on your way. You are on the right path, whichever it is. And if it's not the direction you should've taken, turn around, go anywhere. Just do what you need to do to make your life yours again. To make yourself feel like you." -(via https-absent)

Life, Taken, and Heart: "Here's the thing: You don't get better overnight
The flu doesn't go away overnight, a broken arm
doesn't heal overnight, not even a tiny paper cut
will heal overnight. Therefore, you can't expect a
broken heart and an ill mind to recover in 8
hours. You are on your way. You are on the right
path, whichever it is. And if it's not the direction
you should've taken, turn around, go anywhere.
Just do what you need to do to make your life
yours again. To make yourself feel like you."
-(via https-absent)

Life, Taken, and Heart: "Here's the thing: You don't get better overnight
The flu doesn't go away overnight, a broken arm
doesn't heal overnight, not even a tiny paper cut
will heal overnight. Therefore, you can't expect a
broken heart and an ill mind to recover in 8
hours. You are on your way. You are on the right
path, whichever it is. And if it's not the direction
you should've taken, turn around, go anywhere.
Just do what you need to do to make your life
yours again. To make yourself feel like you."
-(via https-absent)

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For, Get, and Year: 9k a year and I don't get subtitles for my lecturers?!

For, Get, and Year: 9k a year and I don't get subtitles for my
lecturers?!

For, Get, and Year: 9k a year and I don't get subtitles for my
lecturers?!

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Beyonce, Countdown, and Crazy: 0% I0:56 PM 4G t Alyssa Sun, Sep 30, 2018, 9:42 PM "Sorry" for bothering you I just wanted to say "Halo" and let you know that "If I Were A Boy" which I am I would be "Crazy in Love" some may even say "Drunk in Love" with someone so W***Flawless" I don't get the chance to talk to many "Single Ladies" but I must say this is an "Irreplaceable" oppurtunity. "Hold up" almost forgot to ask if you were OK because if "Pretty Hurts" you gotta been in pain and I didn't want to miss an oppurtunity for the "Best Thing I Never Had" That was the best thing I have ever read "Listen" since we weren't together at a "Party" I didn't have a chance to "Dance For You" to make sure you knew "I Was Here" Damn. I love this Couldn't have you be a "Broken-hearted Girl" now could 1? How long can you keep this going "Me, Myself, and I" would love to do this till the "End of Time" but I'm on a "Countdown" to how many songs I have left. So to make sureI don't damage my "Ego" I'm going to stop here please don't be a "Diva" about it. Damn. That was smooth Type a message... GIF Her bio said she LOVED Beyonce

Beyonce, Countdown, and Crazy: 0% I0:56 PM
4G
t
Alyssa
Sun, Sep 30, 2018, 9:42 PM
"Sorry" for bothering you I just wanted to say
"Halo" and let you know that "If I Were A Boy"
which I am I would be "Crazy in Love" some
may even say "Drunk in Love" with someone
so W***Flawless" I don't get the chance to talk
to many "Single Ladies" but I must say this
is an "Irreplaceable" oppurtunity. "Hold up"
almost forgot to ask if you were OK because
if "Pretty Hurts" you gotta been in pain and I
didn't want to miss an oppurtunity for the "Best
Thing I Never Had"
That was the best thing I have ever read
"Listen" since we weren't together at a "Party" I
didn't have a chance to "Dance For You" to make
sure you knew "I Was Here"
Damn. I love this
Couldn't have you be a "Broken-hearted
Girl" now could 1?
How long can you keep this going
"Me, Myself, and I" would love to do this till the
"End of Time" but I'm on a "Countdown" to how
many songs I have left. So to make sureI don't
damage my "Ego" I'm going to stop here please
don't be a "Diva" about it.
Damn. That was smooth
Type a message...
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Her bio said she LOVED Beyonce

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Alyssa
Sun, Sep 30, 2018, 9:42 PM
"Sorry" for bothering you I just wanted to say
"Halo" and let you know that "If I Were A Boy"
which I am I would be "Crazy in Love" some
may even say "Drunk in Love" with someone
so W***Flawless" I don't get the chance to talk
to many "Single Ladies" but I must say this
is an "Irreplaceable" oppurtunity. "Hold up"
almost forgot to ask if you were OK because
if "Pretty Hurts" you gotta been in pain and I
didn't want to miss an oppurtunity for the "Best
Thing I Never Had"
That was the best thing I have ever read
"Listen" since we weren't together at a "Party" I
didn't have a chance to "Dance For You" to make
sure you knew "I Was Here"
Damn. I love this
Couldn't have you be a "Broken-hearted
Girl" now could 1?
How long can you keep this going
"Me, Myself, and I" would love to do this till the
"End of Time" but I'm on a "Countdown" to how
many songs I have left. So to make sureI don't
damage my "Ego" I'm going to stop here please
don't be a "Diva" about it.
Damn. That was smooth
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Her bio said she LOVED Beyonce

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Change, Programming, and Code: Classmate: "I don't get this programming assignment. Can you send me your code? Don't worry I'll change the variable names" Мe: Edgeworth You are not a clown. You are the entire tircus There’s always that one guy

Change, Programming, and Code: Classmate: "I don't get this programming
assignment. Can you send me your code?
Don't worry I'll change the variable names"
Мe:
Edgeworth
You are not a clown. You are the entire
tircus
There’s always that one guy

Change, Programming, and Code: Classmate: "I don't get this programming
assignment. Can you send me your code?
Don't worry I'll change the variable names"
Мe:
Edgeworth
You are not a clown. You are the entire
tircus
There’s always that one guy

There’s always that one guy

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Dating, Gif, and Tinder: NO 80% 11:52 Emily Today 11:40 BIO Perks of dating 0M the me: you'll be hot one Why did the sperm cross the road? No idea? Cos I put on the wrong socks this morning I won't lie, I don't get it Type a message... GIF G GIF 3 2 5 6 7 4 Q'WE R T Y U Io' P O A SDF GH J K L ZXCV в NM х ?123 The state of Swindon Tinder. Her bio was “tell me a joke”

Dating, Gif, and Tinder: NO 80%
11:52
Emily
Today 11:40
BIO
Perks of dating
0M
the
me: you'll be
hot one
Why did the sperm cross the road?
No idea?
Cos I put on the wrong socks
this morning
I won't lie, I don't get it
Type a message...
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G
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3
2
5
6
7
4
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The state of Swindon Tinder. Her bio was “tell me a joke”

Dating, Gif, and Tinder: NO 80%
11:52
Emily
Today 11:40
BIO
Perks of dating
0M
the
me: you'll be
hot one
Why did the sperm cross the road?
No idea?
Cos I put on the wrong socks
this morning
I won't lie, I don't get it
Type a message...
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G
GIF
3
2
5
6
7
4
Q'WE R T Y U Io' P
O
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ZXCV в NM
х
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The state of Swindon Tinder. Her bio was “tell me a joke”

The state of Swindon Tinder. Her bio was “tell me a joke”

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Get, Objective, and Need: Objective: dont get infected Obstacle: 24 14 I need consider about that

Get, Objective, and Need: Objective: dont get infected
Obstacle:
24 14
I need consider about that

Get, Objective, and Need: Objective: dont get infected
Obstacle:
24 14
I need consider about that

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College, Fake, and Food: 1. Your daughter is at college, you don't have to pick her up at school anymore 2. Close the garage door at night and when you leave. If you leave it open the best case scenario we get raccoons and thieves steal your garage sale paintings. Worse case they steal your car 3. Rain, windows closed. No rain, windows open. If you do turn on the air, it will work better if the windows are closed 4. Stove is next to refrigerator if you decide to learn to use it 5. Set your alarm for 2 am so you can completely shut the freezer since l'm not there to shut it for you each night after you get ice cream 6. Don't get a dog. I'm only gone a week 7. Don't sign your paycheck and try to cash it. The signature 8. The maid is also on vacation this week (Note: I'm also the maid) 9. I left you 7 boxes of Special K with Strawberries and a jar of peanut butter. You should be fine on food this week Send me a on file is my fake version of yours picture every morning of the bed 10. made and I'll bring you home a special present. (don't sleep in the guest bedroom to win the prize) A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him this note.

College, Fake, and Food: 1. Your daughter is at college, you don't have to pick
her up at school anymore
2. Close the garage door at night and when you leave.
If you leave it open the best case scenario we get
raccoons and thieves steal your garage sale
paintings. Worse case they steal your car
3. Rain, windows closed. No rain, windows open. If
you do turn on the air, it will work better if the
windows are closed
4. Stove is next to refrigerator if you decide to learn
to use it
5. Set your alarm for 2 am so you can completely shut
the freezer since l'm not there to shut it for you
each night after you get ice cream
6. Don't get a dog. I'm only gone a week
7. Don't sign your paycheck and try to cash it. The
signature
8. The maid is also on vacation this week (Note: I'm
also the maid)
9. I left you 7 boxes of Special K with Strawberries
and a jar of peanut butter. You should be fine on
food this week
Send me a
on file is my fake version of yours
picture every morning of the bed
10.
made and I'll bring you home a special present.
(don't sleep in the guest bedroom to win the prize)
A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him this note.

College, Fake, and Food: 1. Your daughter is at college, you don't have to pick
her up at school anymore
2. Close the garage door at night and when you leave.
If you leave it open the best case scenario we get
raccoons and thieves steal your garage sale
paintings. Worse case they steal your car
3. Rain, windows closed. No rain, windows open. If
you do turn on the air, it will work better if the
windows are closed
4. Stove is next to refrigerator if you decide to learn
to use it
5. Set your alarm for 2 am so you can completely shut
the freezer since l'm not there to shut it for you
each night after you get ice cream
6. Don't get a dog. I'm only gone a week
7. Don't sign your paycheck and try to cash it. The
signature
8. The maid is also on vacation this week (Note: I'm
also the maid)
9. I left you 7 boxes of Special K with Strawberries
and a jar of peanut butter. You should be fine on
food this week
Send me a
on file is my fake version of yours
picture every morning of the bed
10.
made and I'll bring you home a special present.
(don't sleep in the guest bedroom to win the prize)
A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him this note.

A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him this note.

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Friends, Jealous, and Just Friends: "Just friends hun? well gust friends" don't steal Secvet glances at each other. "just friends" dont get jealous when the other one 'talks about Someone else. "just friends dont get butterflies from each other. "Just friends don't hold each other like that. "Just friends? yean night

Friends, Jealous, and Just Friends: "Just friends hun? well
gust friends" don't steal
Secvet glances at each other.
"just friends" dont get jealous
when the other one 'talks
about Someone else. "just
friends dont get butterflies
from each other. "Just
friends don't hold each other
like that.
"Just friends?
yean night

Friends, Jealous, and Just Friends: "Just friends hun? well
gust friends" don't steal
Secvet glances at each other.
"just friends" dont get jealous
when the other one 'talks
about Someone else. "just
friends dont get butterflies
from each other. "Just
friends don't hold each other
like that.
"Just friends?
yean night

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Never, You, and Get: IF YOU DON'T GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BREATHE

Never, You, and Get: IF YOU DON'T GET
IT OFF YOUR CHEST
YOU'LL NEVER BE
ABLE TO BREATHE

Never, You, and Get: IF YOU DON'T GET
IT OFF YOUR CHEST
YOU'LL NEVER BE
ABLE TO BREATHE

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Memes, The Worst, and Futurama: When you're trying to repopularize Futurama memes, but they don't get upvoted into the front page because it's dead series This is the worst kind-of discrimination, the kind against me. One day I’ll succeed

Memes, The Worst, and Futurama: When you're trying to repopularize
Futurama memes, but they don't get
upvoted into the front page because it's
dead series
This is the worst kind-of discrimination,
the kind against me.
One day I’ll succeed

Memes, The Worst, and Futurama: When you're trying to repopularize
Futurama memes, but they don't get
upvoted into the front page because it's
dead series
This is the worst kind-of discrimination,
the kind against me.
One day I’ll succeed

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Dank, Memes, and Target: When you're trying to repopularize
Futurama memes, but they don't get
upvoted into the front page because it's
dead series
This is the worst kind-of discrimination,
the kind against me.
One day I’ll succeed by Gio_21_Void
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Dank, Memes, and Target: When you're trying to repopularize
Futurama memes, but they don't get
upvoted into the front page because it's
dead series
This is the worst kind-of discrimination,
the kind against me.
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Net, Href, and Get: Don't get attached https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Href, and Get: Don't get attached
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Href, and Get: Don't get attached
https://iglovequotes.net/

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Net, Href, and Get: DUR 1 GET HlHCHEU. DON'T GET ATTACHED. DON'T GET ATTACHED DON'T GET ATTACHED. DON'T GET ATTACHED DO https://iglovequotes.net

Net, Href, and Get: DUR 1 GET HlHCHEU.
DON'T GET ATTACHED.
DON'T GET ATTACHED
DON'T GET ATTACHED.
DON'T GET ATTACHED
DO
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DON'T GET ATTACHED.
DON'T GET ATTACHED
DON'T GET ATTACHED.
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Gif, Lion, and Movie: В. @swxpes How do you spoil a movie that's been out since '94? Ronald Isley @yoyotrav 2d PLEASE don't get on here spoiling The Lion ing before we get to see it. At least wait until after the weekend is over. Show this thread GIF

Gif, Lion, and Movie: В.
@swxpes
How do you spoil a movie that's been
out since '94?
Ronald Isley @yoyotrav 2d
PLEASE don't get on here spoiling The Lion
ing before we get to see it. At least wait
until after the weekend is over.
Show this thread
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Gif, Lion, and Movie: В.
@swxpes
How do you spoil a movie that's been
out since '94?
Ronald Isley @yoyotrav 2d
PLEASE don't get on here spoiling The Lion
ing before we get to see it. At least wait
until after the weekend is over.
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Bad, Chrome, and Crush: a chrome 0 100% 11:24 PM r/Drugs u/iamabrazil 1d I think I might have developed a crush on myself after doing mdma?? So I went to a NYE techno rave and did some mdma, all fine and dandy, met cool people, hung out with loved friends, yadda yadda, great experience 10/10 would do again. Now to the part l'm not sure about.... I just went outside for a joint before bed because of a slight feel of the tuesday night blues (not the worst, usually don't get a bad comedown).I came back inside like normal and went to wash my hand and face, BEST feeling when u've smoked trust me!!! Then I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and got.. kind of mesmerized... I guess I just got caught up in the moment and went for a cheeky kiss?? I mean I was just kissing the mirror but it felt like I was kissing myself and now I just don't know:/l have this tingly butterfly in my stomach and it is pretty cool but also weirding me out.. like the fuck did you do that for man Is it possible to develop a crush on YOURSELF from doing mdma?? Will this feeling go away? 196 2.0k uSha dimetrodone: 4lung: oh? my god

Bad, Chrome, and Crush: a chrome
0 100%
11:24 PM
r/Drugs
u/iamabrazil 1d
I think I might have developed
a crush on myself after doing
mdma??

So I went to a NYE techno rave and did
some mdma, all fine and dandy, met cool
people, hung out with loved friends, yadda
yadda, great experience 10/10 would do
again.
Now to the part l'm not sure about.... I just
went outside for a joint before bed
because of a slight feel of the tuesday
night blues (not the worst, usually don't
get a bad comedown).I came back inside
like normal and went to wash my hand and
face, BEST feeling when u've smoked trust
me!!! Then I caught a glimpse of myself in
the mirror and got.. kind of mesmerized... I
guess I just got caught up in the moment
and went for a cheeky kiss?? I mean I was
just kissing the mirror but it felt like I was
kissing myself and now I just don't know:/l
have this tingly butterfly in my stomach
and it is pretty cool but also weirding me
out.. like the fuck did you do that for man
Is it possible to develop a crush on
YOURSELF from doing mdma?? Will this
feeling go away?
196
2.0k
uSha
dimetrodone:
4lung:
oh? my god

Bad, Chrome, and Crush: a chrome
0 100%
11:24 PM
r/Drugs
u/iamabrazil 1d
I think I might have developed
a crush on myself after doing
mdma??

So I went to a NYE techno rave and did
some mdma, all fine and dandy, met cool
people, hung out with loved friends, yadda
yadda, great experience 10/10 would do
again.
Now to the part l'm not sure about.... I just
went outside for a joint before bed
because of a slight feel of the tuesday
night blues (not the worst, usually don't
get a bad comedown).I came back inside
like normal and went to wash my hand and
face, BEST feeling when u've smoked trust
me!!! Then I caught a glimpse of myself in
the mirror and got.. kind of mesmerized... I
guess I just got caught up in the moment
and went for a cheeky kiss?? I mean I was
just kissing the mirror but it felt like I was
kissing myself and now I just don't know:/l
have this tingly butterfly in my stomach
and it is pretty cool but also weirding me
out.. like the fuck did you do that for man
Is it possible to develop a crush on
YOURSELF from doing mdma?? Will this
feeling go away?
196
2.0k
uSha
dimetrodone:
4lung:
oh? my god

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Life, Yeah, and Hell: Can I get a hell yeah if you don't know what you're doing with your life and you don't get enough sleep

Life, Yeah, and Hell: Can I get a hell yeah if you don't know
what you're doing with your life and you
don't get enough sleep

Life, Yeah, and Hell: Can I get a hell yeah if you don't know
what you're doing with your life and you
don't get enough sleep

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How To, Word, and Conscience: Liziwe @LiziweN_ My friend just said to me: "Sometimes you have to make peace with the fact that you are the villain in someone else's story even if you thought you were doing the right thing. You don't get to tell them how to narrate their experience" A word. Admitting your mistakes will give peace to your soul and clear conscience

How To, Word, and Conscience: Liziwe
@LiziweN_
My friend just said to me:
"Sometimes you have to make peace
with the fact that you are the villain in
someone else's story even if you
thought you were doing the right thing.
You don't get to tell them how to narrate
their experience"
A word.
Admitting your mistakes will give peace to your soul and clear conscience

How To, Word, and Conscience: Liziwe
@LiziweN_
My friend just said to me:
"Sometimes you have to make peace
with the fact that you are the villain in
someone else's story even if you
thought you were doing the right thing.
You don't get to tell them how to narrate
their experience"
A word.
Admitting your mistakes will give peace to your soul and clear conscience

Admitting your mistakes will give peace to your soul and clear conscience

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Fucking, Funny, and Blogger: CLASSIC CAESAR homostuckkk mamacastiel why does this have 32k notes? it's just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it's just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain no one say anything RIP Caesar

Fucking, Funny, and Blogger: CLASSIC CAESAR
homostuckkk
mamacastiel
why does this have 32k notes? it's just a picture of a knife in a ranch
bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share?
what is going on here, i dont get it. it's just a fucking picture of a knife in
a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this
picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32
thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like
some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone
please explain
no one say anything
RIP Caesar

Fucking, Funny, and Blogger: CLASSIC CAESAR
homostuckkk
mamacastiel
why does this have 32k notes? it's just a picture of a knife in a ranch
bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share?
what is going on here, i dont get it. it's just a fucking picture of a knife in
a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this
picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32
thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like
some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone
please explain
no one say anything
RIP Caesar

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Af, Drinking, and Drunk: He got drunk and emailed his teacher. His teacher actually responded... o00 AT&T O00 AT&Ts 10:18 AM 10:25 AM Inbox (67) Sent Patrick mr Martin Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to turnitin.com Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper. Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked Iappreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid rn and will b sick af tomorrow. enough to get hair implants. Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard to remember what you said. Patrick Davidson Good yard Sent from my iPhone -Mr. Martin ת.

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: He got drunk and emailed his teacher.
His teacher actually responded...
o00 AT&T
O00 AT&Ts
10:18 AM
10:25 AM
Inbox (67)
Sent
Patrick
mr Martin
Sounds like you had a great night. I will
extend your paper deadline to Wednesday
at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to
turnitin.com
Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn
g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol
If u want I can hook u go with a girl who
can get ur hair back and keep u bangin.
Please refer to my syllabus for information
on how to submit your paper.
Also I just needed to ask u for an
extension on my paper. I'm really fucked
Iappreciate your concern for my bald
head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid
rn and will b sick af tomorrow.
enough to get hair implants.
Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school
loop again
On a side note... What were you drinking
last night? Next time you email me id like a
bottle of whatever you had so I don't have
Love u and c u Monday
Good fuckn yard
to remember what you said.
Patrick Davidson
Good yard
Sent from my iPhone
-Mr. Martin
ת.

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: He got drunk and emailed his teacher.
His teacher actually responded...
o00 AT&T
O00 AT&Ts
10:18 AM
10:25 AM
Inbox (67)
Sent
Patrick
mr Martin
Sounds like you had a great night. I will
extend your paper deadline to Wednesday
at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to
turnitin.com
Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn
g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol
If u want I can hook u go with a girl who
can get ur hair back and keep u bangin.
Please refer to my syllabus for information
on how to submit your paper.
Also I just needed to ask u for an
extension on my paper. I'm really fucked
Iappreciate your concern for my bald
head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid
rn and will b sick af tomorrow.
enough to get hair implants.
Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school
loop again
On a side note... What were you drinking
last night? Next time you email me id like a
bottle of whatever you had so I don't have
Love u and c u Monday
Good fuckn yard
to remember what you said.
Patrick Davidson
Good yard
Sent from my iPhone
-Mr. Martin
ת.

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Candy, Dad, and Saw: sagihairius i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like "no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared" and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell "everybody wait! i dropped my ears" so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes "thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye" and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year Never forget to be polite!

Candy, Dad, and Saw: sagihairius
i work as an actor at a haunted house and this
little girl who was dressed as a cat came
through she saw me and was like "no thank you
please dont get closer i am already scared" and
i was like alright i appreciate the good manners
ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts
going down the rest of my dark hall and i just
hear her yell "everybody wait! i dropped my
ears" so i find them and give them to her dad
and she goes "thank you but i hope i never see
you again goodbye" and waved over her dads
shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a
thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts
props for being so polite when shes terrified i
hope she gets a lot of candy this year
Never forget to be polite!

Candy, Dad, and Saw: sagihairius
i work as an actor at a haunted house and this
little girl who was dressed as a cat came
through she saw me and was like "no thank you
please dont get closer i am already scared" and
i was like alright i appreciate the good manners
ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts
going down the rest of my dark hall and i just
hear her yell "everybody wait! i dropped my
ears" so i find them and give them to her dad
and she goes "thank you but i hope i never see
you again goodbye" and waved over her dads
shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a
thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts
props for being so polite when shes terrified i
hope she gets a lot of candy this year
Never forget to be polite!

Never forget to be polite!

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Life, Shit, and Abortion: The Volatile Mermaid VOTE @OhNoSheTwitnt If you're upset about abortion but not a baby being shot in the face you don't get to pretend you give a shit protecting life about

Life, Shit, and Abortion: The Volatile Mermaid
VOTE @OhNoSheTwitnt
If you're upset about abortion but not
a baby being shot in the face you
don't get to pretend you give a shit
protecting life
about

Life, Shit, and Abortion: The Volatile Mermaid
VOTE @OhNoSheTwitnt
If you're upset about abortion but not
a baby being shot in the face you
don't get to pretend you give a shit
protecting life
about

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Dogs, Life, and Memes: Makes me mad when people don't let their dogs on carpets or upstairs or even on couches. Their entire life exists within your home and you are going to make it even smaller and not let them sleep on comfy spots near their humans? Don't get a dog if you don't want hair on things. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

Dogs, Life, and Memes: Makes me mad when
people don't let their dogs
on carpets or upstairs or
even on couches. Their
entire life exists within your
home and you are going to
make it even smaller and
not let them sleep on comfy
spots near their humans?
Don't get a dog if you don't
want hair on things.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

Dogs, Life, and Memes: Makes me mad when
people don't let their dogs
on carpets or upstairs or
even on couches. Their
entire life exists within your
home and you are going to
make it even smaller and
not let them sleep on comfy
spots near their humans?
Don't get a dog if you don't
want hair on things.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

<3

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Dude, Fucking, and Girls: Do u like it when girls pee on u? TVPeru Not my uh thing Hahah.. i figured. U look like a absolute poon anyways Can't handle a real woman's urine Do you like it when guys pee on you? Multiple at one, i prefer One time Ah cool, at least you're staying hydrated Dude... take a science class.. you don't get hydrated from people peeing on u.. I'm not a fucking butterfly I’m a poon.

Dude, Fucking, and Girls: Do u like it when girls pee on
u?
TVPeru
Not my uh thing
Hahah.. i figured. U look like a
absolute poon anyways
Can't handle a real woman's
urine
Do you like it when guys pee on
you?
Multiple at one, i prefer
One time
Ah cool, at least you're staying
hydrated
Dude... take a science class..
you don't get hydrated from
people peeing on u.. I'm not a
fucking butterfly
I’m a poon.

Dude, Fucking, and Girls: Do u like it when girls pee on
u?
TVPeru
Not my uh thing
Hahah.. i figured. U look like a
absolute poon anyways
Can't handle a real woman's
urine
Do you like it when guys pee on
you?
Multiple at one, i prefer
One time
Ah cool, at least you're staying
hydrated
Dude... take a science class..
you don't get hydrated from
people peeing on u.. I'm not a
fucking butterfly
I’m a poon.

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Meme, Good, and Friend: Me: Shows friend a meme without subtitles Friend: I don't get it Me: 0 attempts at making it good.

Meme, Good, and Friend: Me: Shows friend a meme without subtitles
Friend: I don't get it
Me:
0 attempts at making it good.

Meme, Good, and Friend: Me: Shows friend a meme without subtitles
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Me:
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Dumb, Love, and Reddit: muteisalwayson 4h Anyone know where I can find a subtitled version of this? (I'm deaf) Reply 35 MisterSheeple 4h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY! I don't think one is available, but I'll caption it for you and send a link soon 40 muteisalwayson 4h Aw that's sweet of you but you don't have to!!! And that's dumb, they should have one available. ADA laws, anyone? Oh well 15 MisterSheeple 4h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY! It was likely broadcast that way, but the videos online don't have captions. And it's fine. I have nothing better to do right now so l'll let you know when it's done. 26 MisterSheeple 3h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY! Alright an update- I've finished transcribing. All that's left is to set the timings and I'll send it right over. It won't be as good as a professional captioner's work, but I gave it my best shot. 15 muteisalwayson 3h You really didn't have to!! Thank you very much. You've a heart of gold. And don't tell me you don't, I refuse to believe otherwise 11 MisterSheeple 2h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY! 2 Awards Thank you! :) Also, I just finished it. Here's a link to it, just make sure you don't pick the auto-generated one in caption settings, because I can't seem to get rid of that one: https://youtu.be/drV-UM201ZA I made it unlisted just to be sure I don't get chased by the copyright ninjas at NBCUniversal. This is why I love reddit! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HD90YJ

Dumb, Love, and Reddit: muteisalwayson 4h
Anyone know where I can find a subtitled version of this? (I'm deaf)
Reply
35
MisterSheeple
4h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY!
I don't think one is available, but I'll caption it for you and send a link soon
40
muteisalwayson 4h
Aw that's sweet of you but you don't have to!!!
And that's dumb, they should have one available. ADA laws, anyone? Oh well
15
MisterSheeple
4h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY!
It was likely broadcast that way, but the videos online don't have captions. And
it's fine. I have nothing better to do right now so l'll let you know when it's
done.
26
MisterSheeple
3h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY!
Alright an update- I've finished transcribing. All that's left is to set the timings
and I'll send it right over. It won't be as good as a professional captioner's
work, but I gave it my best shot.
15
muteisalwayson 3h
You really didn't have to!! Thank you very much. You've a heart of gold. And
don't tell me you don't, I refuse to believe otherwise
11
MisterSheeple
2h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY!
2 Awards
Thank you! :)
Also, I just finished it. Here's a link to it, just make sure you don't pick the
auto-generated one in caption settings, because I can't seem to get rid of
that one: https://youtu.be/drV-UM201ZA
I made it unlisted just to be sure I don't get chased by the copyright ninjas
at NBCUniversal.
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Dumb, Love, and Reddit: muteisalwayson 4h
Anyone know where I can find a subtitled version of this? (I'm deaf)
Reply
35
MisterSheeple
4h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY!
I don't think one is available, but I'll caption it for you and send a link soon
40
muteisalwayson 4h
Aw that's sweet of you but you don't have to!!!
And that's dumb, they should have one available. ADA laws, anyone? Oh well
15
MisterSheeple
4h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY!
It was likely broadcast that way, but the videos online don't have captions. And
it's fine. I have nothing better to do right now so l'll let you know when it's
done.
26
MisterSheeple
3h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY!
Alright an update- I've finished transcribing. All that's left is to set the timings
and I'll send it right over. It won't be as good as a professional captioner's
work, but I gave it my best shot.
15
muteisalwayson 3h
You really didn't have to!! Thank you very much. You've a heart of gold. And
don't tell me you don't, I refuse to believe otherwise
11
MisterSheeple
2h STANLEY! BARACK IS PRESIDENT! YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY!
2 Awards
Thank you! :)
Also, I just finished it. Here's a link to it, just make sure you don't pick the
auto-generated one in caption settings, because I can't seem to get rid of
that one: https://youtu.be/drV-UM201ZA
I made it unlisted just to be sure I don't get chased by the copyright ninjas
at NBCUniversal.
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Life, Social Media, and Target: cryptidman117 2d How many mosquito bites did you get during filming for The Lost City of Z? 25 Rob_Pattinson Robert Pattinson 2d i don't get bitten by them. blood too toxic 124 DenzelHaaa 2d you sucking? 57 Rob_Pattinson Robert Pattinson 2d i don't know if this qualifies as a statement or a question. but i like it 281 littlestar08 2d Do you ever think about joining social media? 649 Rob_Pattinson Robert Pattinson 2d only in dark moments 2991 AshlsMetal 2d What's your life like outside of acting? 402 Rob_Pattinson Robert Pattinson 2d sucks 1669 Mutface707 2d How's your day? 421 Rob_Pattinson Robert Pattinson 2d pretty good thank you 865 candies-and-eyeliner: renxiaoyao: me And let’s not forget this gem

Life, Social Media, and Target: cryptidman117 2d
How many mosquito bites did you get during filming
for The Lost City of Z?
25
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
2d
i don't get bitten by them. blood too toxic
124

DenzelHaaa 2d
you sucking?
57
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
2d
i don't know if this qualifies as a statement or a
question. but i like it
281

littlestar08 2d
Do you ever think about joining social media?
649
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
2d
only in dark moments
2991

AshlsMetal 2d
What's your life like outside of acting?
402
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson 2d
sucks
1669

Mutface707 2d
How's your day?
421
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
2d
pretty good thank you
865
candies-and-eyeliner:

renxiaoyao:
me

And let’s not forget this gem

Life, Social Media, and Target: cryptidman117 2d
How many mosquito bites did you get during filming
for The Lost City of Z?
25
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
2d
i don't get bitten by them. blood too toxic
124

DenzelHaaa 2d
you sucking?
57
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
2d
i don't know if this qualifies as a statement or a
question. but i like it
281

littlestar08 2d
Do you ever think about joining social media?
649
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
2d
only in dark moments
2991

AshlsMetal 2d
What's your life like outside of acting?
402
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson 2d
sucks
1669

Mutface707 2d
How's your day?
421
Rob_Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
2d
pretty good thank you
865
candies-and-eyeliner:

renxiaoyao:
me

And let’s not forget this gem

candies-and-eyeliner: renxiaoyao: me And let’s not forget this gem

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Being Alone, Dude, and Fucking: SKYLER @arielle_skyler my boyfriend's gym "bro dude" broke up with him " Wednesday 15:30 Hey bro, I'm gonna start going alone, I don't get the same pumps with some of your workouts like I do alone, I was talking to the big black dude and it has a lot to do with the fact that we have different body types And I'm just talking about chest and back workouts... arms legs and abs are always fucking amazing with you daco-broman: caucasianscriptures: Gymbro breakup this is really tragic

Being Alone, Dude, and Fucking: SKYLER
@arielle_skyler
my boyfriend's gym "bro dude" broke
up with him "
Wednesday 15:30
Hey bro, I'm gonna start going
alone, I don't get the same
pumps with some of your
workouts like I do alone, I was
talking to the big black dude
and it has a lot to do with the
fact that we have different
body types
And I'm just talking about chest
and back workouts... arms legs
and abs are always fucking
amazing with you
daco-broman:
caucasianscriptures:
Gymbro breakup

this is really tragic

Being Alone, Dude, and Fucking: SKYLER
@arielle_skyler
my boyfriend's gym "bro dude" broke
up with him "
Wednesday 15:30
Hey bro, I'm gonna start going
alone, I don't get the same
pumps with some of your
workouts like I do alone, I was
talking to the big black dude
and it has a lot to do with the
fact that we have different
body types
And I'm just talking about chest
and back workouts... arms legs
and abs are always fucking
amazing with you
daco-broman:
caucasianscriptures:
Gymbro breakup

this is really tragic

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Schedule, Mcr, and Backstage: MCR guitarist Frank lero preps backstage Because of the tight schedule, bands don't get a full soundcheck. PRA OSD

Schedule, Mcr, and Backstage: MCR guitarist
Frank lero preps
backstage
Because of the
tight schedule,
bands don't get a
full soundcheck.
PRA
OSD

Schedule, Mcr, and Backstage: MCR guitarist
Frank lero preps
backstage
Because of the
tight schedule,
bands don't get a
full soundcheck.
PRA
OSD

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Af, Drinking, and Drunk: He got drunk and emailed his teacher. His teacher actually responded... o00 AT&T 000 AT&Ts 10:18 AM 10:25 AM Inbox (67) Sent Patrick, mr Martin Sounds like you had a great night. I will Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to turnitin.com If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper. Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked Iappreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid rn and will b sick af tomorrow enough to get hair implants. Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard to remember what you said. Patrick Davidson Good yard Sent from my iPhone Mr. Martin וק Meirl

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: He got drunk and emailed his teacher.
His teacher actually responded...
o00 AT&T
000 AT&Ts
10:18 AM
10:25 AM
Inbox (67)
Sent
Patrick,
mr Martin
Sounds like you had a great night. I will
Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn
g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol
extend your paper deadline to Wednesday
at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to
turnitin.com
If u want I can hook u go with a girl who
can get ur hair back and keep u bangin.
Please refer to my syllabus for information
on how to submit your paper.
Also I just needed to ask u for an
extension on my paper. I'm really fucked
Iappreciate your concern for my bald
head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid
rn and will b sick af tomorrow
enough to get hair implants.
Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school
loop again
On a side note... What were you drinking
last night? Next time you email me id like a
bottle of whatever you had so I don't have
Love u and c u Monday
Good fuckn yard
to remember what you said.
Patrick Davidson
Good yard
Sent from my iPhone
Mr. Martin
וק
Meirl

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: He got drunk and emailed his teacher.
His teacher actually responded...
o00 AT&T
000 AT&Ts
10:18 AM
10:25 AM
Inbox (67)
Sent
Patrick,
mr Martin
Sounds like you had a great night. I will
Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn
g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol
extend your paper deadline to Wednesday
at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to
turnitin.com
If u want I can hook u go with a girl who
can get ur hair back and keep u bangin.
Please refer to my syllabus for information
on how to submit your paper.
Also I just needed to ask u for an
extension on my paper. I'm really fucked
Iappreciate your concern for my bald
head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid
rn and will b sick af tomorrow
enough to get hair implants.
Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school
loop again
On a side note... What were you drinking
last night? Next time you email me id like a
bottle of whatever you had so I don't have
Love u and c u Monday
Good fuckn yard
to remember what you said.
Patrick Davidson
Good yard
Sent from my iPhone
Mr. Martin
וק
Meirl

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Puppies, Target, and Tumblr: Unfriend, unfriend, un... oh, look who just had puppies again. Unfriend Came home to find my neighbor's dog like this.. I don't get it My hunting dog is on high alert animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Puppies, Target, and Tumblr: Unfriend, unfriend, un... oh, look who just
had puppies again. Unfriend

Came home to find my neighbor's dog like
this.. I don't get it

My hunting dog is on high alert
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Puppies, Target, and Tumblr: Unfriend, unfriend, un... oh, look who just
had puppies again. Unfriend

Came home to find my neighbor's dog like
this.. I don't get it

My hunting dog is on high alert
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

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Teacher, Good, and Nope: -So no one in the class did the homework, right? -Nope -Alright let's tell the teacher there wasn't any homework so we don't get in trouble Good. Just as long as we're all in an agreement Apes together strong

Teacher, Good, and Nope: -So no one in the class did the
homework, right?
-Nope
-Alright let's tell the teacher there
wasn't any homework so we don't get
in trouble
Good. Just as long as we're all in an agreement
Apes together strong

Teacher, Good, and Nope: -So no one in the class did the
homework, right?
-Nope
-Alright let's tell the teacher there
wasn't any homework so we don't get
in trouble
Good. Just as long as we're all in an agreement
Apes together strong

Apes together strong

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