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I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS because I was born that way. 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I GOT KICKED OUT OF Walmart with Harry Potter because I'm a ninja. I win. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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George Get The Hose!http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence Step 1: your birthday month confused coie Step 2. your birthdate 1:Lord Voldemort 17: Barack Obama 18 Robert Pattinson 19 Mley Cynus 20 Eminem 21: Chuck Nomis 22 Usher Jaruary. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with 2 an old cat February: I look a shower with 3u Wayne March Ihave nightmares about 4 Taylor Swit 5adunk lady 6 the tooth fairy 7: my best triend 8ahomeless guy 9a monkey 10 a down 11: apuppet November. I went o McDonalds 12 adrug dealer 13 Hary Potter Apri: I punched May: Iicked June: I think I am July: I used to date August Ikiled September. I wrote a leter to Odober. Im deeply in love with 23 my buthing sul 24: a paper bag 25 Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my fuure husband 29 Nal Horan 14: a vacIAm deaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: Inamed my cat after 15 Santa Claus 16 my grandma Step 3: your shirfs colour mom red: because i smoked arack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a strpper. Deal with R o do yellow. because Im sexy ike that orange: because i love drama green because Im single pink because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy black because imaninja purple: because my ftiend told me to dots: because i folt keit no shirt because the voices in my head told me to cthers because i was dropped on the head as a child R d by P 221 fw I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. Banned in o countries TASTE OFAWESOME.COM FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site to I WENT TO MCDONALDS With an old cat because I rand out of other things to do. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site GEORGE GET THE HOSE! another caption chain! TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too George Get The Hose!http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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April, 20, blue/redhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate Step 1: your birthday month 1: Lord Voldemort 2 an old cat 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit 5:a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9:a monkey 10: a down Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Apri: I punched May: I icked June: I think I am July: I used to date August I killed September. I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29. Nall Horan 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma mom Step 3: your shirt's colour black because imaninja red: because i smoked crack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it. to do yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head gray. because i was homy purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt lke it no shirt because the voices in my head told me to as a child Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :) fny mabi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too APRIL, 20, BLUE/RED I punched Eminem because I smoked crack and have nothing better to do. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries April, 20, blue/redhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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I Took A Shower With http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 1: your birthday month January: I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9: a monkey 10: a down October: I'm deeply in love with 11: a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12:a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 14: a vacuum cleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Bieber's tar with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 3: your shirt's colour mom red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy no shirt because the voices in my head told me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child e ifunny.mobi Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for iFunny:) I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I Took A Shower With http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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July 31 Otherhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate Step 1: your birthday month 1: Lord Voldemort 2 an old cat 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit 5:a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9:a monkey 10: a down Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Apri: I punched May: I icked June: I think I am July: I used to date August I killed September. I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29. Nall Horan 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma mom Step 3: your shirt's colour black because imaninja red: because i smoked crack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it. to do yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head gray. because i was homy purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt lke it no shirt because the voices in my head told me to as a child Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :) fny mabi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too JULY 31 OTHER oh god why TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries July 31 Otherhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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august, 1, bluehttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence Step 1: your birthday month confused coie Step 2. your birthdate 1:Lord Voldemort 17: Barack Obama 18 Robert Pattinson 19 Mley Cynus 20 Eminem 21: Chuck Nomis 22 Usher Jaruary. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with 2 an old cat February: I look a shower with 3u Wayne March Ihave nightmares about 4 Taylor Swit 5adunk lady 6 the tooth fairy 7: my best triend 8ahomeless guy 9a monkey 10 a down 11: apuppet November. I went o McDonalds 12 adrug dealer 13 Hary Potter Apri: I punched May: Iicked June: I think I am July: I used to date August Ikiled September. I wrote a leter to Odober. Im deeply in love with 23 my buthing sul 24: a paper bag 25 Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my fuure husband 29 Nal Horan 14: a vacIAm deaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: Inamed my cat after 15 Santa Claus 16 my grandma Step 3: your shirfs colour mom red: because i smoked arack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a strpper. Deal with R o do yellow. because Im sexy ike that orange: because i love drama green because Im single pink because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy black because imaninja purple: because my ftiend told me to dots: because i folt keit no shirt because the voices in my head told me to cthers because i was dropped on the head as a child R d by P 221 fw I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. Banned in o countries TASTE OFAWESOME.COM FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too APRIL, 20, BLUE/RED I punched Eminem because I smoked crack and have nothing better to do. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Banned in O countries AUGUST, 1, BLUE Eat your heart out Harry Potter TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries august, 1, bluehttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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May 14, Other.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate Step 1: your birthday month 1: Lord Voldemort 2 an old cat 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit 5:a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9:a monkey 10: a down Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Apri: I punched May: I icked June: I think I am July: I used to date August I killed September. I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29. Nall Horan 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma mom Step 3: your shirt's colour black because imaninja red: because i smoked crack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it. to do yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head gray. because i was homy purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt lke it no shirt because the voices in my head told me to as a child Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :) fny mabi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries APRIL 16. GREEN SHIRT. I punched my grandma because I'm single. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site MAY 14, OTHER. Yep. That seems about right. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site May 14, Other.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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