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Clothes, Life, and My House: OH NO! HERE COMES THE MIND FLAYER! MIND CONTROL! OH NO! I CAN'T CONTROL MY BODY WHAT DOES THAT MIND FLAYER TRYING TO DO ON ME... WHAT? WHY AM I JUMPING OVER? IS THAT MIND FLAYER CONTROLLING ME? WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? SO MANY TRAPS... THESE TRAPS WERE FROM THE PREVIOUS OWNER OF THIS DUNGEON. WHILE I WAS CLEANING THEM UP, I SAW YOU STANDING RIGHT IN THE TRIGGER. ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU CONTROLLED ME JUST TO SAVE MY LIFE? OF COURSE! I DON'T WANT MY HOUSE TO BE A HAUNTED HOUSE AND WHY YOU WEARING SUCH AN UNCOMFORTABLE CLOTHES FOR WALK? TURNLEET AND YOU'LL SEE A STORE BOOM. eo CHANGE 3OWE CASUAL CLOTHES! MR. MIND FLAYER! HOLD ON! AH... HE'S GONE. WELL...HAVEN'T SAID THANKS TO HIM.. @eddlai 608 MIND CONTROL[OC]

MIND CONTROL[OC]

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The Office, Camera, and Fiance: Sadiyah @straufiii When I get married I want my wedding video to be filmed like it's an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary ALL OF IT 5/16/18, 3:12 PM 69.4K Retweets 209K Likes #snarkybride #weddings #bride #brides #weddingday #gettingmarried #weddinginspo #weddingplanning #bride2be #marryme #fiance #imengaged

#snarkybride #weddings #bride #brides #weddingday #gettingmarried #weddinginspo #weddingplanning #bride2be #marryme #fiance #imengaged

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Butler, New, and For: MATER BAVLE... IF OU WANT MY RESIONATION, HOU MIGHT AP FOR IT. Bruce really wants a new butler

Bruce really wants a new butler

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Funny, Memes, and Coffee: Where's my coffee?! I WANT MY COFFEE! SayingImages.com 20 Funny Coffee Memes That’ll Perk Up Your Day #coffeememes #coffeelovers #memes #funnymemes #humor #sayingimages

20 Funny Coffee Memes That’ll Perk Up Your Day #coffeememes #coffeelovers #memes #funnymemes #humor #sayingimages

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Disneyland, MeIRL, and Die: When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland. Also, I don't want to be cremated meirl

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China, Chinese, and Navy: BAO XUELIN Xinua via The Auociated Press file The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during exercises with Singapore's navy in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines. ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines ald th th d to nual di th United States was easily U tracking their submarines he that developed by the United States and Russia. Its submarine program is a mainr nart of that push. nuclear-powered. It also has at least three nuclear- and certainly not to furth- er militarize outposts in the South China Sea." in the open ocean. powered submarines ca- hina hallic te So the Soviets created You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not? And I want my scalps

And I want my scalps

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McDonalds, Cool, and Can: me: can i get a mcflurry mcdonalds worker: the machines broke 6ix9ine: no its not not cool bro, i want my cherry slurpee

not cool bro, i want my cherry slurpee

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Doctor, Funny, and Lol: Coworker: Hey I'm on a doctor ordered gluten free diet, does anyone want my extra brea- Me: 23 Funniest Memes About Gluten-Free Diets #LOL #Funny #Glutenfree

23 Funniest Memes About Gluten-Free Diets #LOL #Funny #Glutenfree

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Asian, Gif, and Tinder: oo VIRGIN @ 1 41 % 4:59 PM YOU MATCHED WITH LUKE & 3 OTHERS ON 2017-01-20 Kevin I want my first time to be with an asian Ain't happening mayonnaise boy Sent Send Type a Message... GIF RT Q W E ОР YUI AS G H D F J K Хс Z VB N M return 123 Remember when tinder group used to be a thing?

Remember when tinder group used to be a thing?

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America, Be Like, and Bernie Sanders: U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders June 10 at 3:07 PM IN WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU RAISE A FAMILY? GERMANY USA 6 WEEKS BEFORE MATERNITY LEAVE NONE BIRTH AND 8 WEEKS AFTER 12-14 MONTHS PARENTAL LEAVE UNTIL CHILD IS 3 NONE FAMILY LEAVE PAID VACATION NONE 24 DAYS UNIVERSAL NONE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PUBLIC COVERAGE ALL PUBLIC COLLEGES TUITION-FREE COLLEGE NONE ILike Comment Share 00 You, 1 share Reply 2w Like USA. I wouldn't want my children to think that life works that way. Id want them to learn hard work and turn away from communism. Absolutely all of that is wonderful if offered but evil if forced one people/ industry by the government Like Reply 2w Like Reply ZW Write a comment... GI narwhaled: tulpa2: itstimewehavesomesoliddick: thesadnessrabbit: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countries… It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔 ^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious. This is America 🇺🇸 yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me Temporarily embarrassed millionaires Hey don’t forget that education is completely free in germany!

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Family, Friends, and Gif: 9:23 YOU MATCHED WITE SN 9/14/19 Good morning here a couple months ago and know no one so friends would be nice I just moved Today 9:08 PM ig I'm clearing my Wicked add me on tinder Snapchat? I'm one of those annoying people that don't use any social media Unless snap counts My snap is for close friends No problem. You can just text me if you want? My phone number is for family, work and another important stuff. Okay. Do you have an address or PO Box? I can write you letters Sent Type a message Send GIF She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies

She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies

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Best Friend, Best, and Back: Hey, I want my best friend back. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Bernie Sanders, Children, and College: U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders June 10 at 3:07 PM IN WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU RAISE A FAMILY? GERMANY USA 6 WEEKS BEFORE MATERNITY LEAVE NONE BIRTH AND 8 WEEKS AFTER 12-14 MONTHS PARENTAL LEAVE UNTIL CHILD IS 3 NONE FAMILY LEAVE PAID VACATION NONE 24 DAYS UNIVERSAL NONE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PUBLIC COVERAGE ALL PUBLIC COLLEGES TUITION-FREE COLLEGE NONE ILike Comment Share 00 You, 1 share Reply 2w Like USA. I wouldn't want my children to think that life works that way. Id want them to learn hard work and turn away from communism. Absolutely all of that is wonderful if offered but evil if forced one people/ industry by the government Like Reply 2w Like Reply ZW Write a comment... GI feetpicdealer: ourwarofwords: byecolonizer: But that IS how life works in a lot of countries… It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔 Extremely fucked up big gobernment forces me not to die

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Teacher, Bullshit, and Never: When u finish 1st place, but then the teacher says 'u are all winners' Thomas had never seen such bullshit before I WANT MY HONOR!!!

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Teacher, Bullshit, and Never: When u finish 1st place, but then the teacher says 'u are all winners' Thomas had never seen such bullshit before I WANT MY HONOR!!!

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Couch, Crip, and Rent: Crip Skylark @Cripperella If I die after I pay rent I need y'all to sit my body up on my couch until the 31st of that month. I want my monies worth.

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Children, Memes, and Never: When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me, I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me. fb/Be Human Be Kind <3

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Hair, Ulta, and Indianpeoplefacebook: fo LaughingColours I WANT MY HAIR TO GET THICKER AND BODY TO GET THINNER LAUGHING Colous BUT SAB ULTA HO RAHA HAI #ThickerHair #ThinBody #ThickHair #SilkyHair #Disgusting #FunnyMemes #FunnyJokes

#ThickerHair #ThinBody #ThickHair #SilkyHair #Disgusting #FunnyMemes #FunnyJokes

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Facts, Iphone, and Twitter: 10h I don't want my man to wear glasses , I feel like that's a lil gay 370 210 358 A Replying to Facts. That's why I permanently blinded myself and learned to use echolocation. 22:46 26 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone 20 Retweets 586 Likes Least gay man ever

Least gay man ever

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Dank, Facts, and Iphone: 10h I don't want my man to wear glasses , I feel like that's a lil gay 370 210 358 A Replying to Facts. That's why I permanently blinded myself and learned to use echolocation. 22:46 26 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone 20 Retweets 586 Likes Least gay man ever by Atheistsomalipirate MORE MEMES

Least gay man ever by Atheistsomalipirate MORE MEMES

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Facts, Iphone, and Twitter: 10h I don't want my man to wear glasses , I feel like that's a lil gay 370 210 358 A Replying to Facts. That's why I permanently blinded myself and learned to use echolocation. 22:46 26 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone 20 Retweets 586 Likes Least gay man ever

Least gay man ever

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Minecraft, Vegan, and Video Games: me being vegan in minecraft because I media complaining about violence in dont want my cows to be sad video games me irl:

me irl:

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Toni Morrison, Beloved, and Via: "He licked his lips. 'Well, if you want my opinion- 'I don't,' she said. ‘I have my own." 995 Toni Morrison, Beloved (via deforest)

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Espn, James Harden, and Memes: CRICO HINES 8SETBAL "Mike has his fadeaway, Dirk has his 1 leg & Kareem had the skyhook. I want my step-back to be one of those moves that last forever." - James Harden Via @espn_macmahon https://t.co/ZVvr0px9UW https://t.co/bI9bXzJDhm

"Mike has his fadeaway, Dirk has his 1 leg & Kareem had the skyhook. I want my step-back to be one of those moves that last forever." - Jame...

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Money, Obama, and Justice: When you watch justice league For the first time OBAMA TURHED MY FEOG CAY WITH GVEMICALS SCIENCE ent Etiquet with F download this illegally but still want my money back Obama turned my frog gay with chemicals

Obama turned my frog gay with chemicals

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Mtv, Music, and SpongeBob: SpongeBob @SpongeBob Aug 19 Hey Twitter, how the are you? t 135K 4.5K 476K @MTV Aug 19 MMI heard this tweet MTV t 650 29 15K David Keith Follow @sarcasticjava Replying to @MTV @SpongeBob The same way we used to hear music on your channel. 5:56 PM - 19 Aug 2019 from Tecumseh, MI 836 Retweets 16,633 Likes ti 836 17K 153 I don’t want my MTV

I don’t want my MTV

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Dude, Fucking, and Shit: | Andy When I die, I want my epitaph to read: "Mistakes were made Like Comment about an hour ago via moble t and 4 others like ths. View all 4 comments Wasn't that already on your birth certificate? Evan 54 minutes ago Unlke 7 Holy shit you fucking killed her dude srsfunny:Oof 100

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Advice, Parents, and Kids: Tobias S. Buckell @tobiasbuckell As a parent the coolest tool learned a while back was when one of my kids starts complaining to me about something was to say "do you need me to get involved, offer advice, or just to listen to you?" 9/10 they just want my ear Wish my parents did this via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Mrb35R

Wish my parents did this via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Mrb35R

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Amazon, Live, and Back: LIVE -loads % (very) AMZN 0.1 USD BREAKING "I WANT MY NAME BACK": AMAZON RAINFOREST WAKES, SUES JEFFB SHE IS VEXED https://t.co/kxRZonpdbv

SHE IS VEXED https://t.co/kxRZonpdbv

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Ass, Be Like, and Wife: I just want my wife to smack me on my ass and be like, "You're hot." If Jonathan were here, he would do that for you.

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Dude, Fucking, and Shit: | Andy When I die, I want my epitaph to read: "Mistakes were made Like Comment about an hour ago via moble t and 4 others like ths. View all 4 comments Wasn't that already on your birth certificate? Evan 54 minutes ago Unlke 7 Holy shit you fucking killed her dude Oof 100

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Ass, Be Like, and Wife: I just want my wife to smack me on my ass and be like, "You're hot." If Jonathan were here, he would do that for you.

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Best Friend, Love, and Best: I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her. https://iglovequotes.net

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Friends, Money, and Lost: lost money and friends. i only want my money back

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Family, The Game, and Game: traderjoeslesbian i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game "guess which one of my kids is gay. the rules are simple. sit down with uncle so-and-so he says something about gay people in passing my mom says "there's a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is! he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she's joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won't continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess we all enjoy his discomfort immensely Source: traderjoeslesbian 58,814 notes Fun family games!

Fun family games!

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Memes, Run, and Ford: This went on for many months and still Henry Ford said "I want my V8." And shortly thereafter the same people alse they replied, s impossible produced the V8 engine. Why? They let their imaginations run beyond academic limitation. Education teaches us what can be done and sometimes also teaches us what cannot be done. Formal education teaches us our potential and many times, it who said it was also teaches us our limitations. Step 3: Do Something for Others Who Cannot Repay You in Cash or Kind Dr Karl Menninger, was once asked, "What would you advise someone if you knew that person was going to have a nervous breakdown?" The audience expected Dr Menninger to advise consulting a professional. But he didn't. He said "I would advise that person to go to the other side of town, find someone in need and help that person. By doing that, we get out of our own way." A lot of times we get in our own way, don't we? Be a volunteer. It builds self-worth. Helping others by the process of giving without having expectations or getting anything in return, gives a feeling of gratification and raises one's self-esteem. a world-renowned psychiatrist Step 4: Learn to Give and Receive Compliments Don't miss out on any opportunity to give sincere compliments. Remember, the key word is sincerity Read out step 3 https://t.co/Hb8yrdao3L

Read out step 3 https://t.co/Hb8yrdao3L

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Gif, I Bet, and Love: 00:32 < Alexis Today 00:22 7/10 when a solid 2 rates you a 7>>> Well thanks for rating me a 7 Much love i rated you a 2 you gave me the 7 I bet you want my 7 but I don't do hookups sorry Sent Send Type a message GIF Early morning shenanigans

Early morning shenanigans

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Girls, Lol, and Omg: 82% 20:03 NO Captains log: Ghosted again by more tinder girls. This is #35, interesting enough the individual showed interest via messaging first which is quite rare. Today 19:16 Omg dork lol You want my snap or number? I don't have notifications on here and get messaged a lot so it's really nothing personal if I don't respond to someone... Am I really #35 though? Found this old gem

Found this old gem

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Iphone, Justin Bieber, and Twitter: Justin Bieber @justinbieber I want my friend out.. I appreciate you trying to help him. But while your at it @realDonaldTrump can you also let those kids out of cages? 12:15 AM 7/20/19 Twitter for iPhone #JustinBieber had this to say to #PresidentTrump...thoughts? 👇🤔 @JustinBieber https://t.co/4JKoAENfFW

#JustinBieber had this to say to #PresidentTrump...thoughts? 👇🤔 @JustinBieber https://t.co/4JKoAENfFW

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Video, Wedding, and Who: want my wedding video to be shot as a dramatic scene from a telenovela @wearemitu f photocredit: Televisa Seeking a photographer who can make this happen

Seeking a photographer who can make this happen

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Love, Brain, and Heart: sometimes wish my thighs were the size of my calves and my calves were the size of my arms and my arms were the size of my wrists but maybe its just that I want my brain to be as the size of my heart so that my love can be bigger than these thoughts. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Love, Brain, and Heart: sometimes wish my thighs were the size of my calves and my calves were the size of my arms and my arms were the size of my wrists but maybe its just that I want my brain to be as the size of my heart so that my love can be bigger than these thoughts. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Love, Brain, and Heart: sometimes wish my thighs were the size of my calves and my calves were the size of my arms and my arms were the size of my wrists but maybe its just that I want my brain to be as the size of my heart so that my love can be bigger than these thoughts. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Love, Streets, and Best: I'm not going to settle for ordinary love. I want my love to be one of a kind. I want to wake up every morning next to the person I love, and tell them how lucky I am. I want to walk down the streets holding hands, and have strangers know how much we love each other. I want to be with someone, who sees my worse but encourages me to be my best. I want to be able to laugh with the person I love and have a conversation where we sham our deepest thoughts. I want a love that's so special.. It lasts a lifetime. -Unknown Author BELATIONSHIP LES

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Kermit the Frog, Tumblr, and Blog: molded-from-clay: I’M KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOOOOG T-SHIRT

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Dank, Memes, and Target: Shafeeq @Y2SHAF when i die i want my brain to be donated to science so they can finally figure out why i'm so stupid Meirl by saraanshhh MORE MEMES

Meirl by saraanshhh MORE MEMES

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Party, Daredevil, and Cool: YCu MALE CHAUVINIST oW! SO WHY DON'T YOu SLIP INTO SOMETHING BARELY LEGALI WANT MY DATE TO BE THE MOST GORGEOUS THING AT THE PARTY! SAID MOVE IT DARLING SHAP No cool Daredevil

No cool Daredevil

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Friday, News, and Smh: < Friday at 7:28 PM So I didn't want My current job to know I was looking for another job. why the damn news filmed me at the job fair. Smh WCIA acHEELS CAN PULICLY TRADED COMPANY TO SE VALUED AT S TwO SUICIOE BOMsER TRLLION

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Iphone, Twitter, and Brain: Thread zel liked Shafeeq @Y2SHAF when i die i want my brain to be donated to science so they can finally O figure out why i'm so stupid 12:17 PM 6/15/19 Twitter for iPhone 23.5K Retweets 72.9K Likes Tweet your reply

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Iphone, Twitter, and Brain: Thread zel liked Shafeeq @Y2SHAF when i die i want my brain to be donated to science so they can finally O figure out why i'm so stupid 12:17 PM 6/15/19 Twitter for iPhone 23.5K Retweets 72.9K Likes Tweet your reply

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