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heavierthanaverage: acetyleni: sillyfudgemonkeys: natrenwal: renderiot: watsoniananatomy: thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away. Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG I AM DYING! this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while they should form a support group.  I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god My name is catAnd wen I seeAn unnown thingApproaching mePrepared to fiteI show my teefI growl real loudI scare the leef @1000pigeons : heavierthanaverage: acetyleni: sillyfudgemonkeys: natrenwal: renderiot: watsoniananatomy: thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away. Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG I AM DYING! this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while they should form a support group.  I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god My name is catAnd wen I seeAn unnown thingApproaching mePrepared to fiteI show my teefI growl real loudI scare the leef @1000pigeons

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Famous last words: someoneintheshadow456 The Last Words Of Famous Writers dali-dayvdreams When you've dedicated your life to words, it's important to go out eloquently 1. Ernest Hemingway: "Goodnight my kitten." Spoken to his wife before he killed himself 2. Jane Austen: I want nothing but death." In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything 3. J.M Barrie: " can't sleep." 4. L. Frank Baum: 'Now I can cross the shifting sands." 5. Edgar Allan Poe: "Lord help my poor soul. 6. Thomas Hobbes: "l am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark," 7. Alfred Jarry: "I am dying... please, bring me a toothpick. 8. Hunter S. Thompson: "Relax this won't hurt 9. Henrik lbsen: "On the contrary!" 10. Anton Chekhov: "I haven't had champagne for a long time. 11. Mark Twain: "Good bye. If we meetSpoken to his daughter Clara 12. Louisa May Alcott: "ls it not meningitis?" Alcott did not have meningitis, though she believed it to be so. She died from mercury poison. 13. Jean Cocteau: "Since the day of my birth, my death began its 14. Washington Irving: "I have to set my pillows one more night, 15. Leo Tolstoy: "But the peasants... how do the peasants die?" walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying." when will this end already?" 16. Hans Christian Andersen: "Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more." 17. Charles Dickens: "On the ground!" He suffered a stroke outside his home and was asking to be laid on the ground 18. H.G. Wells: "Go away! I'm all right." He didn't know he was in 19. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: "More light. 20. W.C. Fields: "Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!" "Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti, actress and his mistress 21. Voltaire: "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies." When asked by a priest to renounce Satan 22. Dylan Thomas: "I've had 18 straight whiskies... think that's the record. 23. George Bernard Shaw: "Dying is easy, comedy is hard 24. Henry David Thoreau: "Moose... Indian." 25. James Joyce: "Does nobody understand?" 26. Oscar Wilde: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." 27. Bob Hope: "Surprise me." He was responding to his wife asking where he wanted to be buried 28. Roald Dahl's last words are commonly believed to be "you know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much!" which are the perfect last words. But, after he appeared to fall unconscious, a nurse injected him with morphine to ease his passing. His actual last words were a whispered "ow, fuck" 29. Salvador Dali hoped his last words would be "l do not believe in my death, but instead, they were actually, "Where is my clock?" 30. Emily Dickinson: " must go in, the fog is rising." vintage-mist Tag yourself. I'm HG Wells someoneintheshadow446 I'm James Joyce hummingbirdbandit No, but no one is explaining lbsen!! He had been really fucking sick for days, and woke up from a feverish night. His nurse? Wife? Asked him if he was feeling better. He smiled, said "On the contrary!" And died Supreme power move from my man lbsen Source: dali-daydreams #henrik ibsen #dying words 46,086 notes Mar 17th, 2018 Famous last words
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Famous last words: someoneintheshadow456 The Last Words Of Famous Writers dali-dayvdreams When you've dedicated your life to words, it's important to go out eloquently 1. Ernest Hemingway: "Goodnight my kitten." Spoken to his wife before he killed himself 2. Jane Austen: I want nothing but death." In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything 3. J.M Barrie: " can't sleep." 4. L. Frank Baum: 'Now I can cross the shifting sands." 5. Edgar Allan Poe: "Lord help my poor soul. 6. Thomas Hobbes: "l am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark," 7. Alfred Jarry: "I am dying... please, bring me a toothpick. 8. Hunter S. Thompson: "Relax this won't hurt 9. Henrik lbsen: "On the contrary!" 10. Anton Chekhov: "I haven't had champagne for a long time. 11. Mark Twain: "Good bye. If we meetSpoken to his daughter Clara 12. Louisa May Alcott: "ls it not meningitis?" Alcott did not have meningitis, though she believed it to be so. She died from mercury poison. 13. Jean Cocteau: "Since the day of my birth, my death began its 14. Washington Irving: "I have to set my pillows one more night, 15. Leo Tolstoy: "But the peasants... how do the peasants die?" walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying." when will this end already?" 16. Hans Christian Andersen: "Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more." 17. Charles Dickens: "On the ground!" He suffered a stroke outside his home and was asking to be laid on the ground 18. H.G. Wells: "Go away! I'm all right." He didn't know he was in 19. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: "More light. 20. W.C. Fields: "Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!" "Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti, actress and his mistress 21. Voltaire: "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies." When asked by a priest to renounce Satan 22. Dylan Thomas: "I've had 18 straight whiskies... think that's the record. 23. George Bernard Shaw: "Dying is easy, comedy is hard 24. Henry David Thoreau: "Moose... Indian." 25. James Joyce: "Does nobody understand?" 26. Oscar Wilde: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." 27. Bob Hope: "Surprise me." He was responding to his wife asking where he wanted to be buried 28. Roald Dahl's last words are commonly believed to be "you know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much!" which are the perfect last words. But, after he appeared to fall unconscious, a nurse injected him with morphine to ease his passing. His actual last words were a whispered "ow, fuck" 29. Salvador Dali hoped his last words would be "l do not believe in my death, but instead, they were actually, "Where is my clock?" 30. Emily Dickinson: " must go in, the fog is rising." vintage-mist Tag yourself. I'm HG Wells someoneintheshadow446 I'm James Joyce hummingbirdbandit No, but no one is explaining lbsen!! He had been really fucking sick for days, and woke up from a feverish night. His nurse? Wife? Asked him if he was feeling better. He smiled, said "On the contrary!" And died Supreme power move from my man lbsen Source: dali-daydreams #henrik ibsen #dying words 46,086 notes Mar 17th, 2018 Famous last words
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