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21 Perfect Prankshttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com: 1. The penny trick works great. Start by leaving a penny on yours friends desk, chair, coat pocket, you know, places where you would expect to find a penny. Leave one a day for a while varying the locations. Then start leaving them in shoes. Socks. Bed. Pillow case. At first they will ignore the penny but eventually it will bug them. Took my roommate 3 weeks until he stroked out one night after finding a penny embedded in his bar of soap. I highly recommend this. Drives them mad. 2. My sister was really passive-aggressive towards her roommate. She used to eat all the berries out of Kellog's Red Berries cereal but leave a small amount enough so she thought Kellog's was just being an asshole. 3. Whilst my friend and co-worker took a break one day I plugged a wireless mouse into the back of his computer. For the past two weeks I occasionally jog the mouse, and he's slowly bring driven insane by it. 4. Guy at work was complaining that his spoons were slowly disappearing from the lunch room. He had brought 6 to work and he was down to 2. Everyone else in his lab hatched this plan: every time someone sent him an email, at the bottom, in white text (i.e. invisible unless highlighted), everyone would write "SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON". We all did this for several weeks (he had a gmail account) and that's when he started losing his mind: every website he visited had ads for spoons and flatware! He thought google was reading his mind. 5. Try to open a bag of chips quietly, for an hour. 6. Smile all the time. 7. When you're talking to one of your friends or somebody you know, always stand just a little too close, or a little too far away. 8. Mail them three pink ping pong balls every day with no explanation or return address, do this for years, then one day send them a single green one, and stop. 9. I went out and bought six interior left hand doors. All of our interior doors were right handed. I cut plugs to fill the strike-plate & hinge mortises, and every few weeks I change out a door or two, right hands for left, left for right. It only takes about twenty minutes now: pull the door, plug the mortises, spackle the plug seam, chisel the plug from the opposite side, hang the opposite door and sweep up. I painted the first few times, but it's a white jamb and I decided the paint smell was more suspicious than the unpainted spackle. It's a thin seam, and my wife wouldn't even know where to look. She's never said anything about it, but I've seen her grasp the air where a doorknob used to be a hundred times. 10. Sing the Batman theme song (Na na na na) over and over but never say the Batman part. You build everyone up for it and it's just not there! 11. If you know somebody that has a house phone and uses it daily, or someone at the office with one, every day get in early, and take it apart and add one penny. Repeat this for months on end until it is a lot heavier than it used to be. Then, one day, take all of the pennies out and laugh as they smack themselves in the face with the phone. 12. Change the internet explorer icon to the chrome icon 13. Every time their sports team loses, tie a red balloon to their car. Over time, the stimulus of the red balloon will become attached to the sadness of their team losing in their psyche. Then, simply show them a red balloon to reduce them to tears. 14. Repeat the last two words of their sentence 15. I spent a whole day crinkling a disposable water bottle every time I took a sip. Not crushing it, just a little crinkle. It caused a minor freak out at about 2 in the afternoon. 16. Take their iPod and replace all of their songs with the Kidz Bop version. 17. When you are talking to someone, keep looking at one, specific spot on their face, like a side of their nose or something. Don't stare at it all the time, but enough. If they ask if there's something on their face, act like you don't know what they are talking about. It doesn't take that long when they can't remember what they were talking about. 18. Step 1.) Become an excellent pickpocket. Step 2.) Specialize in placing things into people's pockets. Step 3.) Place strange things into their pockets while no one is watching. 19. While walking outside in a crowded area, start looking up in the sky, shade with your hand, point upwards and whisper something to whoever you walk with. Then take note how many other people will spend some time trying to figure out what you just saw in the sky. 20. Never finish your 21. 21 Perfect Prankshttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com
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bubblegum-graveyard: starksborn:toodutchforyou: Tell me again why we don’t need feminism. this is so fucking gross but is this bra available for purchase tho Those comments make me want to puke: Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him. Michelle de Mooij I cannot believe how disgusting some of the comments on this post are. Boobs are not men's toys to look at and play with. The bra would be made for a reason. For women to wear and feel comfortable in, not for men to throw a fit about because it doesn't please them. Ugh. Like 33 More Yesterday at 01:58 Ahen l will have to respectfully disagree ma am! Like 4.Yesterday at 14:53 HOTHING Taeja I agree to Disagree ) Like Yesterday at 16:33 Joh boobs are definitely men's toys Like Yesterday at 17:37 Michelle de Mooij No they aren't. Boobs are made for babies. Not for men to objectify. It isn't rocket science. Like More Yesterday at 17:47 Hannah A OMG Michelle chill out.... Yes boobs are ment for babies, but while your baby is not using them let the men enjoy!!! My god stop being a prude!!! That's like telling you that you're not allowed to look at a man's, butt, chest, or back!!! Get over it, we should be proud of what we have not ashamed!!!As long as it's covered up who cares who looks!!! Like 10 hours ago Michelle de Mooij I never said we should be ashamed of what we have. I'm not being a prude at all. I'm simply saying men are making a huge deal about this. This is made for women to feel comfortable in, as not a lot of women appreciate men staring at their chests, covered up or not. Especially women with larger chests are bothered by the bouncing and jiggling, and nipples poking through the fabric when it's cold is just annoying. Like I said, men are just upset because they can't carry on objectifying women. Nothing about that is prude. Randall A fucking lesbians man Like 3.5 hours ago Michelle de Mooij I'm sorry Randall, but I fail to see how my words about men being objectifying and misogynistic has anything to do with lesbians. If anything, you just proved my point by labelling me as a lesbian simply for using my brain. Like More 3 minutes ago bubblegum-graveyard: starksborn:toodutchforyou: Tell me again why we don’t need feminism. this is so fucking gross but is this bra available for purchase tho Those comments make me want to puke
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toodutchforyou: Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.: Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him. Michelle de Mooij I cannot believe how disgusting some of the comments on this post are. Boobs are not men's toys to look at and play with. The bra would be made for a reason. For women to wear and feel comfortable in, not for men to throw a fit about because it doesn't please them. Ugh. Like 33 More Yesterday at 01:58 Ahen l will have to respectfully disagree ma am! Like 4.Yesterday at 14:53 HOTHING Taeja I agree to Disagree ) Like Yesterday at 16:33 Joh boobs are definitely men's toys Like Yesterday at 17:37 Michelle de Mooij No they aren't. Boobs are made for babies. Not for men to objectify. It isn't rocket science. Like More Yesterday at 17:47 Hannah A OMG Michelle chill out.... Yes boobs are ment for babies, but while your baby is not using them let the men enjoy!!! My god stop being a prude!!! That's like telling you that you're not allowed to look at a man's, butt, chest, or back!!! Get over it, we should be proud of what we have not ashamed!!!As long as it's covered up who cares who looks!!! Like 10 hours ago Michelle de Mooij I never said we should be ashamed of what we have. I'm not being a prude at all. I'm simply saying men are making a huge deal about this. This is made for women to feel comfortable in, as not a lot of women appreciate men staring at their chests, covered up or not. Especially women with larger chests are bothered by the bouncing and jiggling, and nipples poking through the fabric when it's cold is just annoying. Like I said, men are just upset because they can't carry on objectifying women. Nothing about that is prude. Randall A fucking lesbians man Like 3.5 hours ago Michelle de Mooij I'm sorry Randall, but I fail to see how my words about men being objectifying and misogynistic has anything to do with lesbians. If anything, you just proved my point by labelling me as a lesbian simply for using my brain. Like More 3 minutes ago toodutchforyou: Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.
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smoakandarrow: olicityfollower: 1 CAPTAIN 2 WORDS…GREAT LOVE 3 TIMES LOVE CONFESSION Would be a great time to be hitting up the Arrow Writers and Mguggenheim asking, on twitter, when we’re going to get inside Felicity’s head and hear her feelings for Oliver. : TVLINE | On the romantic front, do you think there is a place on Arrow for a great love? I mean, Smallville had Clark and Lois, the Spider-Man movies always involve Mary Jane or Gwen. A female is always a part of the hero's journey. I think that both Laurel and Sara, for Oliver, were loves that were principally from the past, from before the boat. And any other sort of brief relationship that he's had has been flawed. Felicity has clearly, over the course of two-plus seasons, grown into that love for him. It's just a matter of whether or not they can ever find a spot where they can make it work on an ongoing basis. TVLINE | If/when Oliver resurfaces, do you think he and Felicity will be moved to be a bit more frank about their feelings for one another, a little bit more selfish, and just kind of go for it? I don't think that they could be any more frank than they've been, or certainly than Oliver has been. He's told her that he's loved her three times, actually, because clearly he meant it in the finale of Season 2, and she's never said it back. But I think that they're pretty much on the same page in terms of he loves her and I think that she reciprocates. I think. I don't know, I can't get inside her head. She certainly hasn't said, "I don't love you," so it's about whether or not there's a time for them. smoakandarrow: olicityfollower: 1 CAPTAIN 2 WORDS…GREAT LOVE 3 TIMES LOVE CONFESSION Would be a great time to be hitting up the Arrow Writers and Mguggenheim asking, on twitter, when we’re going to get inside Felicity’s head and hear her feelings for Oliver.

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How to drive someone madomg-humor.tumblr.com: 21 Creative Ways To Drive Someone Crazy Discreetly 1. The penny trick works great. Start by leaving a penny on yours friends desk, chair, coat pocket, you know, places where you would expect to find a penny. Leave one a day for a while varying the locations. Then start leaving them in shoes. Socks. Bed. Pillow case. At first they will ignore the penny but eventually it will bug them. Took my roommate 3 weeks until he stroked out one night after finding a penny embedded in his bar of soap. I highly recommend this. Drives them mad. 2. My sister was really passive-aggressive towards her roommate. She used to eat all the berries out of Kellog's Red Berries cereal but leave a small amount enough so she thought Kellog's was just being an asshole. 3. Whilst my friend and co-worker took a break one day I pluggeda wireless mouse into the back of his computer. For the past two weeks I occasionally jog the mouse, and he's slowly bring driven insane by it. 4. Guy at work was complaining that his spoons were slowly disappearing from the lunch room. He had brought 6 to work and he was down to 2. Everyone else in his lab hatched this plan: every time someone sent him an email, at the bottom, in white text (i.e. invisible unless highlighted), everyone would write "SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON". We all did this for several weeks (he had a gmail account) and that's when he started losing his mind: every website he visited had ads for spoons and flatwarel He thought google was reading his mind. 5. Try to open a bag of chips quietly, for an hour. 6. Smile all the time. 7. When you're talking to one of your friends or somebody you know, always stand just a little too close, or a little too far away. 8. Mall them three pink ping pong balls every day with no explanation or return address, do this for years, then one day send them a single green one, and stop. 9. I went out and bought six interior left hand doors. All of our interior doors were right handed. I cut plugs to fill the strike-plate & hinge mortises, and every few weeks I change out a door or two, right hands for left, left for right. It only takes about twenty minutes now: pull the door, plug the mortises, spackle the plug seam, chisel the plug from the opposite side, hang the opposite door and sweep up. I painted the first few times, but it's a white jamb and I decided the paint smell was more suspicious than the unpainted spackle. It's a thin seam, and my wife wouldn't even know where to look. She's never said anything about it, but I've seen her grasp the air where a doorknob used to be a hundred times. 10. Sing the Batman theme song (Na na na na) over and over but never say the Batman part. You build everyone up for it and it's just not there! 11. If you know somebody that has a house phone and uses it daily, or someone at the office with one, every day get in early, and take it apart and add one penny. Repeat this for months on end until it is a lot heavier than it used to be. Then, one day, take all of the pennies out and laugh as they smack themselves in the face with the phone. 12. Change the internet explorer icon to the chrome icon 13. Every time their sports team loses, tie a red balloon to their car. Over time, the stimulus of the red balloon will become attached to the sadness of their team losing in their psyche. Then, simply show them a red balloon to reduce them to tears. 14. Repeat the last two words of their sentence 15. I spent a whole day crinkling a disposable water bottle every time I took a sip. Not crushing it, just a little crinkle. It caused a minor freak out at about 2 in the afternoon. 16. Take their IPod and replace all of their songs with the Kidz Bop version. 17. When you are talking to someone, keep looking at one, specific spot on their face, like a side of their nose or something. Don't stare at it all the time, but enough. If they ask if there's something on their face, act like you don't know what they are talking about. It doesn't take that long when they can't remember what they were talking about. 18. Step 1.) Become an excellent pickpocket. Step 2.) Specialize in placing things into people's pockets. Step 3.) Place strange things into their pockets while no one is watching. While walking outside in a crowded area, 19. start looking up in the sky, shade with your hand, point upwards and whisper something to whoever you walk with. Then take note how many other people will spend some time trying to figure out what you just saw in the sky. 20. Never finish your 21. Sew someone's sleeve button a little closer every few weeks so the person feels like their arms are swelling. FUNNY STUPF ON MEMEPIX.COM How to drive someone madomg-humor.tumblr.com
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