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We can handle this ourselves.: We can handle this ourselves.

We can handle this ourselves.: We can handle this ourselves.

We can handle this ourselves.: We can handle this ourselves.

We can handle this ourselves.

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How much Keanu can you fit in one post? As much as you can handle.: How much Keanu can you fit in one post? As much as you can handle.

How much Keanu can you fit in one post? As much as you can handle.: How much Keanu can you fit in one post? As much as you can handle.

How much Keanu can you fit in one post? As much as you can handle.: How much Keanu can you fit in one post? As much as you can handle.

How much Keanu can you fit in one post? As much as you can handle.

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Folks we can handle this in house: Folks we can handle this in house

Folks we can handle this in house: Folks we can handle this in house

Folks we can handle this in house: Folks we can handle this in house

Folks we can handle this in house

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It’s not like I can handle that one very efficiently either: It’s not like I can handle that one very efficiently either

It’s not like I can handle that one very efficiently either: It’s not like I can handle that one very efficiently either

It’s not like I can handle that one very efficiently either: It’s not like I can handle that one very efficiently either

It’s not like I can handle that one very efficiently either

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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After Death Comics ~ No Aliens: Do You THINK ALIENS SHOULD Он, ТHАТ'S A SHAME VISIT US? NOPE. WE BARELY CAN HANDLE CURRENT TECHNOLOGY AND WE'RE SLOWLY DESTROYING THE WORLD /AFTERDEATHCOMMICS AFTERCOMICS O AFTERDEATHCOMICS No ALIENS" AFTER DEATH COMICS GOOD BYE AND GOOD LUCK After Death Comics ~ No Aliens

After Death Comics ~ No Aliens: Do You THINK
ALIENS SHOULD
Он, ТHАТ'S
A SHAME
VISIT US?
NOPE. WE BARELY
CAN HANDLE CURRENT
TECHNOLOGY AND WE'RE
SLOWLY DESTROYING
THE WORLD
/AFTERDEATHCOMMICS
AFTERCOMICS
O AFTERDEATHCOMICS
No ALIENS"
AFTER DEATH COMICS
GOOD BYE
AND GOOD
LUCK
After Death Comics ~ No Aliens

After Death Comics ~ No Aliens: Do You THINK
ALIENS SHOULD
Он, ТHАТ'S
A SHAME
VISIT US?
NOPE. WE BARELY
CAN HANDLE CURRENT
TECHNOLOGY AND WE'RE
SLOWLY DESTROYING
THE WORLD
/AFTERDEATHCOMMICS
AFTERCOMICS
O AFTERDEATHCOMICS
No ALIENS"
AFTER DEATH COMICS
GOOD BYE
AND GOOD
LUCK
After Death Comics ~ No Aliens

After Death Comics ~ No Aliens

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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Too hot handle: When I see some questionable women post things like: "Only a real man can handle me!" What they really mean is: "I need a man that accepts my horrible characteristics and understandsl have no intentions of changing." 10:30 AM 1/16/19 Twitter Web Client 213 Retweets 1,311 Likes Too hot handle

Too hot handle: When I see some questionable
women post things like:
"Only a real man can handle me!"
What they really mean is: "I need a
man that accepts my horrible
characteristics and understandsl
have no intentions of changing."
10:30 AM 1/16/19 Twitter Web Client
213 Retweets 1,311 Likes
Too hot handle

Too hot handle: When I see some questionable
women post things like:
"Only a real man can handle me!"
What they really mean is: "I need a
man that accepts my horrible
characteristics and understandsl
have no intentions of changing."
10:30 AM 1/16/19 Twitter Web Client
213 Retweets 1,311 Likes
Too hot handle

Too hot handle

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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Can Handle: having someone who can handle all your moods is such a blessing

Can Handle: having someone who can handle all your
moods is such a blessing

Can Handle: having someone who can handle all your
moods is such a blessing

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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Dad and the Banana Bread: theguilteaparty So my mom told me a story... Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week. Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts. So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him. So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that's like... 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself. That's approximately 835 loaves of banana bread. Now Skip ahead a few years... and they're all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad's bread and their mom comes in, "I don't think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!" "What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!" This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn't have the heart to tell them that he couldn't stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret. My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was. Dad and the Banana Bread

Dad and the Banana Bread: theguilteaparty
So my mom told me a story...
Growing up, my mom and her siblings would
make banana bread every week.
Literally every week since the first one of them
learned how to make it, they started making
banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked
it with walnuts and they all knew their dad
hated walnuts.
So they made a special loaf of banana bread
just for him every week, just for him to eat.
Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that
was his banana bread, baked especially for
him.
So anyways, they did this once a week from
middle school up until every last one of them
moved out of the house (and considering there
was at least 10 years difference from the oldest
to the youngest, this was quite some time). So
that's like... 16 years of weekly banana bread.
And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate
the whole loaf of bread by himself.
That's approximately 835 loaves of banana
bread.
Now
Skip ahead a few years...
and they're all visiting and baking banana bread
and they start making a dad's bread and their
mom comes in, "I don't think he can handle
eating one more slice of banana bread!"
"What are you talking about? He loves banana
bread! He had it all the time!"
This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the
news that my grandfather loathed banana
bread with every fiber of his being. He just
adored that his kids loved him enough to make
him a special loaf of banana bread every week
(and he didn't have the heart to tell them that
he couldn't stand banana bread) and he was
incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told
the kids his big secret.
My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle
man who absolutely hated banana bread but
loved his kids so much more and I just wanted
to share that with you guys. I think this story is
just about the perfect example of the kind of
person he was.
Dad and the Banana Bread

Dad and the Banana Bread: theguilteaparty
So my mom told me a story...
Growing up, my mom and her siblings would
make banana bread every week.
Literally every week since the first one of them
learned how to make it, they started making
banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked
it with walnuts and they all knew their dad
hated walnuts.
So they made a special loaf of banana bread
just for him every week, just for him to eat.
Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that
was his banana bread, baked especially for
him.
So anyways, they did this once a week from
middle school up until every last one of them
moved out of the house (and considering there
was at least 10 years difference from the oldest
to the youngest, this was quite some time). So
that's like... 16 years of weekly banana bread.
And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate
the whole loaf of bread by himself.
That's approximately 835 loaves of banana
bread.
Now
Skip ahead a few years...
and they're all visiting and baking banana bread
and they start making a dad's bread and their
mom comes in, "I don't think he can handle
eating one more slice of banana bread!"
"What are you talking about? He loves banana
bread! He had it all the time!"
This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the
news that my grandfather loathed banana
bread with every fiber of his being. He just
adored that his kids loved him enough to make
him a special loaf of banana bread every week
(and he didn't have the heart to tell them that
he couldn't stand banana bread) and he was
incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told
the kids his big secret.
My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle
man who absolutely hated banana bread but
loved his kids so much more and I just wanted
to share that with you guys. I think this story is
just about the perfect example of the kind of
person he was.
Dad and the Banana Bread

Dad and the Banana Bread

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The only advantage of knowing C++: 91 less than a KITometer away #include<Tinderella.h> void Main() cout<<"This is interesting, isn't it?"; cout<<"Trust me, things can be more weird!" ; if(StateOfMind = "Pretty sure can handle it!") Swipe "Right"; else Swipe "Left" //End of Bio The only advantage of knowing C++

The only advantage of knowing C++: 91
less than a KITometer away
#include<Tinderella.h>
void Main()
cout<<"This is interesting, isn't it?";
cout<<"Trust me, things can be more weird!" ;
if(StateOfMind = "Pretty sure can handle it!")
Swipe "Right";
else
Swipe "Left"
//End of Bio
The only advantage of knowing C++

The only advantage of knowing C++: 91
less than a KITometer away
#include<Tinderella.h>
void Main()
cout<<"This is interesting, isn't it?";
cout<<"Trust me, things can be more weird!" ;
if(StateOfMind = "Pretty sure can handle it!")
Swipe "Right";
else
Swipe "Left"
//End of Bio
The only advantage of knowing C++

The only advantage of knowing C++

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Peaking on tinder: 61% Vodacom SA 4,a 00:09 Emma Tuesday 17:15 It's 2019 so I guess l'll just slide into the messages first Tuesday 22:49 Look at you embracing that 2019 feminist power Tuesday 23:09 Really just out here trying to see you in those stilettos Tuesday 23:35 I broke the last ones I was in though sure you can handle that kind of chaotic hazard? You're not selling yourself here Damon Oops Damian 9G Listen, Emilia, if I wanted to sell myself, I feel like l'd go for more on grindr Look Donovan. I thought grindr was the gay tinder. Is there something you want to tell me right off the bat? Yes Ella, I'm pretty sure l'd give a kickass blowjob. Better than most girls tbh Derrick I'm glad, because Im actually a man. I think this is going to work out well That's really great news, Emmet!I knew there was a reasonI liked you! Sent Type a message... GIF Peaking on tinder

Peaking on tinder: 61%
Vodacom SA 4,a
00:09
Emma
Tuesday 17:15
It's 2019 so I guess l'll just slide into
the messages first
Tuesday 22:49
Look at you embracing that 2019
feminist power
Tuesday 23:09
Really just out here trying to see you
in those stilettos
Tuesday 23:35
I broke the last ones I was in though
sure you can handle that kind of
chaotic hazard?
You're not selling yourself here
Damon
Oops
Damian 9G
Listen, Emilia, if I wanted to sell myself,
I feel like l'd go for more on grindr
Look Donovan. I thought grindr was
the gay tinder. Is there something
you want to tell me right off the bat?
Yes Ella, I'm pretty sure l'd give a
kickass blowjob. Better than most girls
tbh
Derrick I'm glad, because Im actually
a man. I think this is going to work out
well
That's really great news, Emmet!I
knew there was a reasonI liked you!
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Peaking on tinder

Peaking on tinder: 61%
Vodacom SA 4,a
00:09
Emma
Tuesday 17:15
It's 2019 so I guess l'll just slide into
the messages first
Tuesday 22:49
Look at you embracing that 2019
feminist power
Tuesday 23:09
Really just out here trying to see you
in those stilettos
Tuesday 23:35
I broke the last ones I was in though
sure you can handle that kind of
chaotic hazard?
You're not selling yourself here
Damon
Oops
Damian 9G
Listen, Emilia, if I wanted to sell myself,
I feel like l'd go for more on grindr
Look Donovan. I thought grindr was
the gay tinder. Is there something
you want to tell me right off the bat?
Yes Ella, I'm pretty sure l'd give a
kickass blowjob. Better than most girls
tbh
Derrick I'm glad, because Im actually
a man. I think this is going to work out
well
That's really great news, Emmet!I
knew there was a reasonI liked you!
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Peaking on tinder

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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That’s a lot of damage: sorry black boys, only white men can handle this On behalf of black men everywhere we whole heartedly support your decision shared photo Aug 15 at 12:02am On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire your graciousness. However, we will be declining your generous offer and adamantly urge that the Mexicans take one for the team. Sep 1 at 2-48 AM Edited On behalf of the Mexicans there is some jobs we won't even do maybe the Asians can take this one On behalf of the Asian culture we also kindly decline the generous act, as we are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and ninja flying arts, maybe the Muslims have the answer you seek On behalf of all Muslims, we r gonna have to decline the offer for the simple fact we don't eat pork That's a lot of damage That’s a lot of damage

That’s a lot of damage: sorry black boys, only white men
can handle this
On behalf of black men
everywhere we whole heartedly
support your decision
shared
photo
Aug 15 at 12:02am
On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire
your graciousness. However, we will be declining
your generous offer and adamantly urge that the
Mexicans take one for the team.
Sep 1 at 2-48 AM Edited
On behalf of the Mexicans there is some jobs
we won't even do maybe the Asians can take
this one
On behalf of the Asian culture
we also kindly decline the generous act, as we
are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and
ninja flying arts, maybe the Muslims have the
answer you seek
On behalf of all Muslims, we r gonna have to
decline the offer for the simple fact we don't
eat pork
That's a lot of damage
That’s a lot of damage

That’s a lot of damage: sorry black boys, only white men
can handle this
On behalf of black men
everywhere we whole heartedly
support your decision
shared
photo
Aug 15 at 12:02am
On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire
your graciousness. However, we will be declining
your generous offer and adamantly urge that the
Mexicans take one for the team.
Sep 1 at 2-48 AM Edited
On behalf of the Mexicans there is some jobs
we won't even do maybe the Asians can take
this one
On behalf of the Asian culture
we also kindly decline the generous act, as we
are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and
ninja flying arts, maybe the Muslims have the
answer you seek
On behalf of all Muslims, we r gonna have to
decline the offer for the simple fact we don't
eat pork
That's a lot of damage
That’s a lot of damage

That’s a lot of damage

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mikoriin: thinking about them: Our kwamis got a 1tle Mixed Up, but think we can handle this Rrght, my Lad- whats the matter, Bugabay Cat got your tongue? T T MIlon IN mikoriin: thinking about them

mikoriin:

thinking about them: Our kwamis
got a 1tle
Mixed Up, but
think we
can handle this
Rrght, my
Lad-

whats the
matter, Bugabay
Cat got your
tongue?

T T
MIlon IN
mikoriin:

thinking about them

mikoriin:

thinking about them: Our kwamis
got a 1tle
Mixed Up, but
think we
can handle this
Rrght, my
Lad-

whats the
matter, Bugabay
Cat got your
tongue?

T T
MIlon IN
mikoriin:

thinking about them

mikoriin: thinking about them

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by far the best profile I’ve encountered: Hold Guard, 22 Guard Duty at Whiterun 87 miles away I trust the day's found you well, thane. I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. Likes: I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead. That's good armor you've got there, friend. Iron, solid and true. Dislikes: Hold Guard, 22 I fear the night. Because the werewolves and vampires don't Brigands I can handle, but this talk of dragons? World's gone mad, I say. This city still reeks with the stench of the . Guard Duty at Whiterun 87 miles away I trust the day's found you well, thane. I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an Stormcloaks. Makes me sick to my stomach. arrow in the knee. by far the best profile I’ve encountered

by far the best profile I’ve encountered

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awesomacious: This is so relatable it makes me angry…: Hey, Hey listen!! My mom can handle this I swear I parked my bike here last night Were was it Last night? What's that? It was here 0 awesomacious: This is so relatable it makes me angry…

awesomacious:

This is so relatable it makes me angry…: Hey, Hey listen!!
My mom can handle this
I swear
I parked my bike
here last night
Were was it Last night?
What's that?
It was here
0
awesomacious:

This is so relatable it makes me angry…

awesomacious:

This is so relatable it makes me angry…: Hey, Hey listen!!
My mom can handle this
I swear
I parked my bike
here last night
Were was it Last night?
What's that?
It was here
0
awesomacious:

This is so relatable it makes me angry…

awesomacious: This is so relatable it makes me angry…

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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Seems legit….: WANTED Line Cooks SOBER SOMEWHAT SANE NON DRAMATIC ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS SARCASM HELPFUL MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB W FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS Seems legit….

Seems legit….: WANTED
Line Cooks
SOBER
SOMEWHAT SANE
NON DRAMATIC
ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS
SARCASM HELPFUL
MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB
W
FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
Seems legit….

Seems legit….: WANTED
Line Cooks
SOBER
SOMEWHAT SANE
NON DRAMATIC
ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS
SARCASM HELPFUL
MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB
W
FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
Seems legit….

Seems legit….

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS.
LOVE, ME

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Bitches Love Poetry: Alix YOU MATCHED WITH ALIX ON 2/17/19 Alix, I wrote you a poem Rose's are red, you're cute as a duck. Let's go on a date, and then we can cuddle. Today 10:53 AM Are you forgetting something on that last line of the poem? Today 1:27 PM Hmm, you're right. We should probably change the ending to make it rhyme Today 1:45 PM Roses are red Your date idea sounds alright But please don't leave me disappointed at the end of the night Today 8:32 PM Roses are red, you sure have some sass. I hope you're this feisty, when I'm tapping that ass. Today 9:56 PM Roses are red I will have you shiver right down to the core Please you like no one has And leave you begging for more First you must please my intellect And then you can "tap my ass" I'm not sure if you're ready For this naughty girls sass I can be a bit to handle Don't be distracted by my ambitions and drive. Are you up for the challenge? Or will you back down and hide? Today 10:13 PM Promises promises, don't threaten a good time. I hope you can deliver better than you can rhyme. Your sharp intellect, I can certainly please. If that's all it takes, you'll soon be on your knees. I won't be distracted, I can handle mine. How about we we settle this, over a bottle of wine. Sent CB Type a message Send GIF Stitch It Bitches Love Poetry

Bitches Love Poetry: Alix
YOU MATCHED WITH ALIX ON 2/17/19
Alix, I wrote you a poem
Rose's are red,
you're cute as a duck.
Let's go on a date,
and then we can cuddle.
Today 10:53 AM
Are you forgetting
something on that last line
of the poem?
Today 1:27 PM
Hmm, you're right. We
should probably change
the ending to make it
rhyme
Today 1:45 PM
Roses are red
Your date idea sounds
alright
But please don't leave me
disappointed
at the end of the night
Today 8:32 PM
Roses are red,
you sure have some sass.
I hope you're this feisty,
when I'm tapping that ass.
Today 9:56 PM
Roses are red
I will have you shiver right
down to the core
Please you like no one has
And leave you begging for
more
First you must please my
intellect
And then you can "tap my
ass"
I'm not sure if you're ready
For this naughty girls sass
I can be a bit to handle
Don't be distracted by my
ambitions and drive.
Are you up for the
challenge?
Or will you back down and
hide?
Today 10:13 PM
Promises promises,
don't threaten a good
time.
I hope you can deliver
better than you can
rhyme.
Your sharp intellect,
I can certainly please.
If that's all it takes,
you'll soon be on your
knees.
I won't be distracted,
I can handle mine.
How about we we settle
this,
over a bottle of wine.
Sent
CB
Type a message
Send
GIF
Stitch It
Bitches Love Poetry

Bitches Love Poetry: Alix
YOU MATCHED WITH ALIX ON 2/17/19
Alix, I wrote you a poem
Rose's are red,
you're cute as a duck.
Let's go on a date,
and then we can cuddle.
Today 10:53 AM
Are you forgetting
something on that last line
of the poem?
Today 1:27 PM
Hmm, you're right. We
should probably change
the ending to make it
rhyme
Today 1:45 PM
Roses are red
Your date idea sounds
alright
But please don't leave me
disappointed
at the end of the night
Today 8:32 PM
Roses are red,
you sure have some sass.
I hope you're this feisty,
when I'm tapping that ass.
Today 9:56 PM
Roses are red
I will have you shiver right
down to the core
Please you like no one has
And leave you begging for
more
First you must please my
intellect
And then you can "tap my
ass"
I'm not sure if you're ready
For this naughty girls sass
I can be a bit to handle
Don't be distracted by my
ambitions and drive.
Are you up for the
challenge?
Or will you back down and
hide?
Today 10:13 PM
Promises promises,
don't threaten a good
time.
I hope you can deliver
better than you can
rhyme.
Your sharp intellect,
I can certainly please.
If that's all it takes,
you'll soon be on your
knees.
I won't be distracted,
I can handle mine.
How about we we settle
this,
over a bottle of wine.
Sent
CB
Type a message
Send
GIF
Stitch It
Bitches Love Poetry

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Can Handle: Having someone who can handle all your moods is such a blessing.

Can Handle: Having someone
who can handle
all your moods
is such a
blessing.

Can Handle: Having someone
who can handle
all your moods
is such a
blessing.

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Mom,you are awesome. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2L7tYzD: Hey, Hey listen! My mom can handle this I swear I parked my bike here last night Were was it Last night? What's that? It was here HIE Mom,you are awesome. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2L7tYzD

Mom,you are awesome. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2L7tYzD: Hey, Hey listen!
My mom can handle this
I swear
I parked my bike
here last night
Were was it Last night?
What's that?
It was here
HIE
Mom,you are awesome. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2L7tYzD

Mom,you are awesome. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2L7tYzD: Hey, Hey listen!
My mom can handle this
I swear
I parked my bike
here last night
Were was it Last night?
What's that?
It was here
HIE
Mom,you are awesome. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2L7tYzD

Mom,you are awesome. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2L7tYzD

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Can Handle: Leos can handle any truth throw at them. What they can't tolerate is lies. fLeoThing zodiacthingcom https://zodiacthing.com

Can Handle: Leos can handle any
truth throw at them.
What they can't
tolerate is lies.
fLeoThing zodiacthingcom https://zodiacthing.com

Can Handle: Leos can handle any
truth throw at them.
What they can't
tolerate is lies.
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tapatiopapi: tiltedheals: sourpuss69: GOD so many quotable lines from this such as “Ew yucky… that is gunk” “It is just potatoes” “Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle” Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing : JTik Tok @2bulr tapatiopapi: tiltedheals: sourpuss69: GOD so many quotable lines from this such as “Ew yucky… that is gunk” “It is just potatoes” “Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle” Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

tapatiopapi:

tiltedheals:

sourpuss69:

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as
“Ew yucky… that is gunk”
“It is just potatoes”
“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing
: JTik Tok
@2bulr
tapatiopapi:

tiltedheals:

sourpuss69:

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as
“Ew yucky… that is gunk”
“It is just potatoes”
“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

tapatiopapi:

tiltedheals:

sourpuss69:

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as
“Ew yucky… that is gunk”
“It is just potatoes”
“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing
: JTik Tok
@2bulr
tapatiopapi:

tiltedheals:

sourpuss69:

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as
“Ew yucky… that is gunk”
“It is just potatoes”
“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

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Can Handle: Fandoms are smart. They can handle shows and movies. Fans are smart Fandoms are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. 11

Can Handle: Fandoms are smart. They can
handle shows and movies.

Fans are smart
Fandoms are dumb, panicky, dangerous
animals and you know it.
11

Can Handle: Fandoms are smart. They can
handle shows and movies.

Fans are smart
Fandoms are dumb, panicky, dangerous
animals and you know it.
11

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It’s usually not a mistake. I just think I can handle it and usually I’m wrong. https://t.co/PYHysR2Fxk: When you wander into a high level area by mistake It’s usually not a mistake. I just think I can handle it and usually I’m wrong. https://t.co/PYHysR2Fxk

It’s usually not a mistake. I just think I can handle it and usually I’m wrong. https://t.co/PYHysR2Fxk: When you wander into a high level
area by mistake
It’s usually not a mistake. I just think I can handle it and usually I’m wrong. https://t.co/PYHysR2Fxk

It’s usually not a mistake. I just think I can handle it and usually I’m wrong. https://t.co/PYHysR2Fxk: When you wander into a high level
area by mistake
It’s usually not a mistake. I just think I can handle it and usually I’m wrong. https://t.co/PYHysR2Fxk

It’s usually not a mistake. I just think I can handle it and usually I’m wrong. https://t.co/PYHysR2Fxk

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Mothers are AWESOME. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2z2Vhpg: Hey, Hey listen!! My mom can handle this/ I swear I parked my bike here last night Were was it Last night? What's that? It was here Mothers are AWESOME. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2z2Vhpg

Mothers are AWESOME. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2z2Vhpg: Hey, Hey listen!!
My mom can handle this/
I swear
I parked my bike
here last night
Were was it Last night?
What's that?
It was here
Mothers are AWESOME. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2z2Vhpg

Mothers are AWESOME. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2z2Vhpg: Hey, Hey listen!!
My mom can handle this/
I swear
I parked my bike
here last night
Were was it Last night?
What's that?
It was here
Mothers are AWESOME. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2z2Vhpg

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darthlampman: After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate." "I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted negative dive" NAVY And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon performing a 4G inverted negative dive?" "I was riding it." [cough] "Bullshit" [cough] darthlampman: After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate."
"I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted
negative dive"
NAVY
And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon
performing a 4G inverted negative dive?"
"I was riding it."
[cough] "Bullshit" [cough]
darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate."
"I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted
negative dive"
NAVY
And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon
performing a 4G inverted negative dive?"
"I was riding it."
[cough] "Bullshit" [cough]
darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

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You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite or a scratch turns humans into them me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect from the fucking dead using moonlight and their own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a dick alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi- me: wha season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can store memories in their claws. me: wtf this is getting pretty wei- season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll actually die. You could actually be turned into a were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some [hiccups] fucking reason. also were-jaguars can can magically just freaking de-age adults into teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why me: jesus christ that is the stupi- season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll transform.... me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor- season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his French sister's blood me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse

You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by
wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist
in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite
or a scratch turns humans into them
me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore
season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect
from the fucking dead using moonlight and their
own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant
lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a
dick
alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi-
me: wha
season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse
their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger
wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can
store memories in their claws.
me: wtf this is getting pretty wei-
season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed
by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll
actually die. You could actually be turned into a
were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some
[hiccups]
fucking reason. also were-jaguars can
can magically just freaking de-age adults into
teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why
me: jesus christ that is the stupi-
season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps
rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll
transform....
me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor-
season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi
beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows
that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his
French sister's blood
me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk
You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse

You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by
wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist
in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite
or a scratch turns humans into them
me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore
season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect
from the fucking dead using moonlight and their
own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant
lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a
dick
alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi-
me: wha
season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse
their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger
wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can
store memories in their claws.
me: wtf this is getting pretty wei-
season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed
by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll
actually die. You could actually be turned into a
were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some
[hiccups]
fucking reason. also were-jaguars can
can magically just freaking de-age adults into
teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why
me: jesus christ that is the stupi-
season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps
rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll
transform....
me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor-
season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi
beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows
that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his
French sister's blood
me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk
You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse

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Can Handle: I SPENT TWO YEARS TELLING MYSELF THATI WAS GETTING BETTER BUT NOW I'M REALIZING IM NOT BETTER AND I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS BY MYSELF ANYMORE

Can Handle: I SPENT
TWO YEARS
TELLING MYSELF
THATI WAS
GETTING BETTER
BUT NOW I'M REALIZING
IM NOT BETTER
AND I DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE THIS
BY MYSELF ANYMORE

Can Handle: I SPENT
TWO YEARS
TELLING MYSELF
THATI WAS
GETTING BETTER
BUT NOW I'M REALIZING
IM NOT BETTER
AND I DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE THIS
BY MYSELF ANYMORE

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darthlampman: After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate." "I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted negative dive" NAVY And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon performing a 4G inverted negative dive?" "I was riding it." [cough] "Bullshit" [cough] darthlampman: After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate."
"I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted
negative dive"
NAVY
And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon
performing a 4G inverted negative dive?"
"I was riding it."
[cough] "Bullshit" [cough]
darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate."
"I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted
negative dive"
NAVY
And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon
performing a 4G inverted negative dive?"
"I was riding it."
[cough] "Bullshit" [cough]
darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

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Can Handle: I think it's sexy when someone can handle my attitude and smart ass mouth instead of being a little bitch and leaving.

Can Handle: I think it's sexy when someone can
handle my attitude and smart ass
mouth instead of being a little
bitch and leaving.

Can Handle: I think it's sexy when someone can
handle my attitude and smart ass
mouth instead of being a little
bitch and leaving.

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Can Handle: DEAR ME, I KNOW You'RE SCARED, BUT YOU CAN HANDLE THIS LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS
LOVE, ME

Can Handle: DEAR ME,
I KNOW You'RE
SCARED, BUT YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS
LOVE, ME

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Can Handle: Having someone who can handle all your moods is such a blessing. www.t

Can Handle: Having someone
who can handle
all your moods
is such a
blessing.
www.t

Can Handle: Having someone
who can handle
all your moods
is such a
blessing.
www.t

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darthlampman: After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate." "I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted negative dive" NAVY And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon performing a 4G inverted negative dive?" "I was riding it." [cough] "Bullshit" [cough] darthlampman: After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate."
"I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted
negative dive"
NAVY
And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon
performing a 4G inverted negative dive?"
"I was riding it."
[cough] "Bullshit" [cough]
darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate."
"I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted
negative dive"
NAVY
And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon
performing a 4G inverted negative dive?"
"I was riding it."
[cough] "Bullshit" [cough]
darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

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it seems this is a bad place to work at.: WANTED SERVER SOBER SOMEWHAT SANE NON DRAMATIC ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS SARCASM HELPFUL MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS it seems this is a bad place to work at.

it seems this is a bad place to work at.: WANTED
SERVER
SOBER
SOMEWHAT SANE
NON DRAMATIC
ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS
SARCASM HELPFUL
MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB
FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
it seems this is a bad place to work at.

it seems this is a bad place to work at.: WANTED
SERVER
SOBER
SOMEWHAT SANE
NON DRAMATIC
ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS
SARCASM HELPFUL
MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB
FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
it seems this is a bad place to work at.

it seems this is a bad place to work at.

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Can Handle: A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude. -Unknown Author BELATIONSHIP LES

Can Handle: A strong man can handle a
strong woman. A weak man
will say she has an attitude.
-Unknown Author
BELATIONSHIP
LES

Can Handle: A strong man can handle a
strong woman. A weak man
will say she has an attitude.
-Unknown Author
BELATIONSHIP
LES

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darthlampman: After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate." "I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted negative dive" NAVY And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon performing a 4G inverted negative dive?" "I was riding it." [cough] "Bullshit" [cough] darthlampman: After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate."
"I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted
negative dive"
NAVY
And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon
performing a 4G inverted negative dive?"
"I was riding it."
[cough] "Bullshit" [cough]
darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.: "Well Maam, your data on the dragons is inaccurate."
"I happen to know for a fact that a dragon can handle a 4G inverted
negative dive"
NAVY
And where were you Lieutenant when you witnessed this dragon
performing a 4G inverted negative dive?"
"I was riding it."
[cough] "Bullshit" [cough]
darthlampman:

After loosing 2 out of 3 dragons during aerial combat, future Westeros starts a new advanced rider training program.

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I could also see this as a sign at our datacenter: WANTED SERVER SOBER SOMEWHAT SANE NON DRAMATIC MRO ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS SARCASM HELPFUL MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS Daa I could also see this as a sign at our datacenter

I could also see this as a sign at our datacenter: WANTED
SERVER
SOBER
SOMEWHAT SANE
NON DRAMATIC
MRO
ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS
SARCASM HELPFUL
MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB
FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
Daa
I could also see this as a sign at our datacenter

I could also see this as a sign at our datacenter: WANTED
SERVER
SOBER
SOMEWHAT SANE
NON DRAMATIC
MRO
ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS
SARCASM HELPFUL
MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB
FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
Daa
I could also see this as a sign at our datacenter

I could also see this as a sign at our datacenter

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Local Job Posting Looking for Server: WANTED SERVER SOBER SOMEWHAT SANE NON DRAMATIC CO ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS EW MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB SARCASM HELPFUL FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS 22T00 Local Job Posting Looking for Server

Local Job Posting Looking for Server: WANTED
SERVER
SOBER
SOMEWHAT SANE
NON DRAMATIC
CO
ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS
EW
MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB
SARCASM HELPFUL
FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
22T00
Local Job Posting Looking for Server

Local Job Posting Looking for Server: WANTED
SERVER
SOBER
SOMEWHAT SANE
NON DRAMATIC
CO
ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS
EW
MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB
SARCASM HELPFUL
FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS
22T00
Local Job Posting Looking for Server

Local Job Posting Looking for Server

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me irl: REALLY THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS? THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO. CLOWN DIES /IN 2ND RODE0 SAPAFER- EW TOWN MOURNS FRINGEFOCUS me irl

me irl: REALLY THINK YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS?
THIS AIN'T MY
FIRST RODEO.
CLOWN DIES
/IN 2ND RODE0
SAPAFER-
EW
TOWN MOURNS
FRINGEFOCUS
me irl

me irl: REALLY THINK YOU
CAN HANDLE THIS?
THIS AIN'T MY
FIRST RODEO.
CLOWN DIES
/IN 2ND RODE0
SAPAFER-
EW
TOWN MOURNS
FRINGEFOCUS
me irl

me irl

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Can Handle: Having someone who can handle all your moods is such a blessing.

Can Handle: Having
someone
who can handle
all your moods
is such a blessing.

Can Handle: Having
someone
who can handle
all your moods
is such a blessing.

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Can Handle: A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude. Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP tLES

Can Handle: A strong man can handle a
strong woman. A weak man
will say she has an attitude.
Unknown Author
RELATIONSHIP
tLES

Can Handle: A strong man can handle a
strong woman. A weak man
will say she has an attitude.
Unknown Author
RELATIONSHIP
tLES

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Helpless: Hey, Hey listen!! My mom can handle this Iswear I parked my bike here last night Were was it Last night? What's that? It was here Helpless

Helpless: Hey, Hey listen!!
My mom can handle this
Iswear
I parked my bike
here last night
Were was it Last night?
What's that?
It was here
Helpless

Helpless: Hey, Hey listen!!
My mom can handle this
Iswear
I parked my bike
here last night
Were was it Last night?
What's that?
It was here
Helpless

Helpless

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