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roaringstream: thecommonchick: THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂 “Do NOT tell the world about this”200,000 notes : oo Verizon 9:06 AM Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 3:24 PM Dad I've got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night. When your mom drove the neighborhood just now, she found her in the street near the house. Your mom is pretty emotional so please reach out when you can and offer your support Oh no. So sorry to hear this Sister Man. Just got off the phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about it. Give her our love in person when you get home, dad. And be sure to get the woman her groceries. Love you guys! Text Message Send oo Verizon 9:06 AM Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 5:38 PM Dad Well your not going to believe this. After a beautiful burial service and words of remembrance from yours truly. We walked back in the house to begin our post-Kitty life. Out of habit I looked out the back window and guess who was staring back at me? You guessed it. We buried someone else's cat. I gues:s it's true-cats do have nine lives. Thanks for y words. All is better now. our kind Sister is this forreal?! Dad Would you like a photo? Text Message Send oo Verizon 9:06 AM ィ。 78% Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Would you like a photo? Sister YES What the actual fuck Sister Text Message Send oo Verizon 12:35 PM 8 73% Messages Mom Details Today 12:34 PM Oh, and BTW, I dug up the carcass and took it to our vet and it didn't have a chip in it. Because it's a rabbit. DO NOT tell the world about this. Message A S D F G H J K L 123 space return roaringstream: thecommonchick: THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂 “Do NOT tell the world about this”200,000 notes
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vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i was never seen again. this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made. everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually : vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i was never seen again. this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made. everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

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roaringstream: thecommonchick: THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂 “Do NOT tell the world about this”200,000 notes : oo Verizon 9:06 AM Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 3:24 PM Dad I've got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night. When your mom drove the neighborhood just now, she found her in the street near the house. Your mom is pretty emotional so please reach out when you can and offer your support Oh no. So sorry to hear this Sister Man. Just got off the phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about it. Give her our love in person when you get home, dad. And be sure to get the woman her groceries. Love you guys! Text Message Send oo Verizon 9:06 AM Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 5:38 PM Dad Well your not going to believe this. After a beautiful burial service and words of remembrance from yours truly. We walked back in the house to begin our post-Kitty life. Out of habit I looked out the back window and guess who was staring back at me? You guessed it. We buried someone else's cat. I gues:s it's true-cats do have nine lives. Thanks for y words. All is better now. our kind Sister is this forreal?! Dad Would you like a photo? Text Message Send oo Verizon 9:06 AM ィ。 78% Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Would you like a photo? Sister YES What the actual fuck Sister Text Message Send oo Verizon 12:35 PM 8 73% Messages Mom Details Today 12:34 PM Oh, and BTW, I dug up the carcass and took it to our vet and it didn't have a chip in it. Because it's a rabbit. DO NOT tell the world about this. Message A S D F G H J K L 123 space return roaringstream: thecommonchick: THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂 “Do NOT tell the world about this”200,000 notes
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potheidon: we need to remember the role of lobbying in all this. the government tries annually to make taxes IRS-managed, but HRBlock and TurboTax and various other tax firms lobby heavily to make sure that NEVER passes because their companies thrive on our confusion. remember that gross policies are more often than not influenced by financial gain! copyright law? disney lobbyists. poor public transportation infrastructure? automotive and gas lobbyists! lack of clean energy? oil lobby! comb through government policies and see just HOW many companies are puppeteering them with gross amounts of money. a LOT can change if we directly target lobbying policies. : jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison 8:17 AM 16 Apr 19 Twitter for iPhone potheidon: we need to remember the role of lobbying in all this. the government tries annually to make taxes IRS-managed, but HRBlock and TurboTax and various other tax firms lobby heavily to make sure that NEVER passes because their companies thrive on our confusion. remember that gross policies are more often than not influenced by financial gain! copyright law? disney lobbyists. poor public transportation infrastructure? automotive and gas lobbyists! lack of clean energy? oil lobby! comb through government policies and see just HOW many companies are puppeteering them with gross amounts of money. a LOT can change if we directly target lobbying policies.

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Here’s a simple guide to negotiating and getting a raise without being shy or a jerk.: HOW TO NEGOTIATE CC HIGHER SALARY With the rising cost of living, it seems as if everyone could use a raise in salary these days, but the majority of people do not know how to negotiate higher pay. YOU ARE NOT ALONE 39% 57% 26% 40% Z% of Americans report actually negotiate a starting salary feeling anxious about feel comfortable negotiating a raise negotiating a raise LET'S TALK MONEY TRACK YOUR WORTH From the day you start: Maintain a Personal Achievement doc. Set goals Note projects, awards evenue figures, successful project roles STAND OUT PSYCHE AT WORK OF SALARY Accept the challenge. "Companies rarely offer pay increases simply because' it's up to YOU to ask Speak up and be heard "Volunteer for opportunities "Capitakze on your efforts "Dream big: it's a common mistake to undervalue your role when negotiating. Aim for something theilling. TIMING IS EVERYTHING Don't blindside your boss ΝOΤΑ ITY PARTY Time a meeting appropriately with your company's review process This is not the time to PLAN YOUR complain about family, funds, or life issues APPROACH Deserve your raise through foousing on your SHOWCASE "Know your job description and research your company's compensation policies YOUR WORK unique assets "Don't simply rely on your words, or abstract figures Evaluate yourself; understand your own strengths and weaknesses "Provide visuals in a presentation of your "Consider your peers get online and see what you should be getting paid successes "Don't expect your supervisor to have your every move memorized TRENDS FOR 2013 In 2013, the average American can expect their salary to be raised by compared to 2019 where the average 3.0% 2.7% salary only increased by Educators and gov employees will get smallest pay bump at Energy employees (Cil, gas and mining) will recieve the biggest pay bumps at 3.9% 2.1% GRADSCHOOLHUB.COM SOURCES http://www.mybudget360.com/how-much-do-americans-eam-what-is-the-average-us-income http://www.nbcnews.com/business/3-percent-pay-raise-new-nomal -2013-1C7103235 DEVELOPED BY http://www.udemy.com/blog/how-to-negotiate-a-taise/ N NOWSOURCING http://capricombcedu/agingandwork/database/browse/facts/fact_secord/5670/all Here’s a simple guide to negotiating and getting a raise without being shy or a jerk.

Here’s a simple guide to negotiating and getting a raise without being shy or a jerk.

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its-dangerous-to-browse-alone: its-dangerous-to-browse-alone: sweet honey glazed hell on rye shut the fuck up get a fucking tattoo if you want a tattoo. tattoos dont have to have a deep meaning or significance if you don’t want just get the fucking tattoo. who cares who fucking cares. life is meaningless. we all die. here i fixed your bullshit post I was hoping someone would fix that post. Bitch, I’m gonna get the tattoo and it will remind me of who I was at the time and make me happy. Fuck off.: Collegellumor you get that Should Fattoo? XA Can you handle pain? *puts out cigarette on own arm without flinching* I guess, kinda Are you ready to explain this tattoo's significance to everyone you meet for the rest of your life? Ugh, do you really think everyone will ask about it? Definitely, I will never get tired of talking about it. How much do you like jokes about how you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery? Yes. SO MUCH! Not that much Is it a stupid tattoo? I don't know. UHHHH that depends, would you call a badass baby wearing sunglasses "stupid"? Yes Well, is it in a language you don't speak fluently? Nah. Is it a song lyric or Bible verse? You don't understand. My Chemical Romance's lyricism SPEAKS to me and always will Lol no Is it on your lower back or, god forbid, your face? .maybe. No! I'm not an idiot! It's not something REALLY stupid like a tribal arm band or dragon wings on your back, is it? No, I already told you it isn't a stupid tattoo! Hahahaha omg what no way definitely not but hypothetically if it were, uh, what would be wrong with that? Is it a joint thing with a friend/significant other? Yes No What if you guys break up? We won't break up! BUT WHAT IF YOU DO??? Will this tattoo look okay when you get old and saggy? No, it will look terrible. But so will the rest of me, so who gives a shit? I'll never be old and saggy! YES YOU WILLDON'T GET A TATTO0 GET THAT TATTOO! Do not get that tattoo. its-dangerous-to-browse-alone: its-dangerous-to-browse-alone: sweet honey glazed hell on rye shut the fuck up get a fucking tattoo if you want a tattoo. tattoos dont have to have a deep meaning or significance if you don’t want just get the fucking tattoo. who cares who fucking cares. life is meaningless. we all die. here i fixed your bullshit post I was hoping someone would fix that post. Bitch, I’m gonna get the tattoo and it will remind me of who I was at the time and make me happy. Fuck off.
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