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Samurai, Tumblr, and Blog: wilwheaton: roguetelemetry: historyarchaeologyartefacts: A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470] reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

Samurai, Tumblr, and Blog: wilwheaton:
roguetelemetry:

historyarchaeologyartefacts:
A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]
reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

Samurai, Tumblr, and Blog: wilwheaton:
roguetelemetry:

historyarchaeologyartefacts:
A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]
reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

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Crazy, Cum, and Lifetime: jessica @okayslutty Crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in like 30 seconds 4.5k 359 239 SHARE fapchu 4d The human body can tolerate pain. But we have no defence against pleasure. t 451 REPLY 2 My defense for my weakness

Crazy, Cum, and Lifetime: jessica
@okayslutty
Crazy how dudes can hold back tears
for a lifetime but cum in like 30
seconds
4.5k
359
239
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fapchu 4d
The human body can tolerate pain. But we have no defence
against pleasure.
t 451
REPLY
2
My defense for my weakness

Crazy, Cum, and Lifetime: jessica
@okayslutty
Crazy how dudes can hold back tears
for a lifetime but cum in like 30
seconds
4.5k
359
239
SHARE
fapchu 4d
The human body can tolerate pain. But we have no defence
against pleasure.
t 451
REPLY
2
My defense for my weakness

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Crazy, Cum, and Dank: jessica @okayslutty Crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in like 30 seconds 4.5k 359 239 SHARE fapchu 4d The human body can tolerate pain. But we have no defence against pleasure. t 451 REPLY 2 My defense for my weakness by ambarg957 MORE MEMES

Crazy, Cum, and Dank: jessica
@okayslutty
Crazy how dudes can hold back tears
for a lifetime but cum in like 30
seconds
4.5k
359
239
SHARE
fapchu 4d
The human body can tolerate pain. But we have no defence
against pleasure.
t 451
REPLY
2
My defense for my weakness by ambarg957
MORE MEMES

Crazy, Cum, and Dank: jessica
@okayslutty
Crazy how dudes can hold back tears
for a lifetime but cum in like 30
seconds
4.5k
359
239
SHARE
fapchu 4d
The human body can tolerate pain. But we have no defence
against pleasure.
t 451
REPLY
2
My defense for my weakness by ambarg957
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Crazy, Dude, and Fucking: 4659 points 2 hours ago I too wish if I can just turn off my hearing and relax a fucking day without noise. 4 points 2 hours ago Ear plugs are real and they are fabulous. 1809 points 2 hours ago Yeah I know but I have tinnitus and it makes me go crazy. 4956 points 2 hours ago x6 Put your palms on your ears and thump the soft spot in the back of your head with your fingers. Should resonate and feel like your head is the inside of a drum. 15-30 seconds. Makes tinnitus go away for a while for most people. Sometimes mine goes away for the rest of the day. 2222 points 2 hours ago HOLY FUCK dude it went away, I cannot thank you enough. 792 points 2 hours ago Excellent! I hope it gives you many hours of peace. 386 points 1 hour ago Dude! THANK YOU! The wisdom really is in the comments.

Crazy, Dude, and Fucking: 4659 points 2 hours ago
I too wish if I can just turn off my hearing and relax a fucking
day without noise.
4 points 2 hours ago
Ear plugs are real and they are fabulous.
1809 points 2 hours ago
Yeah I know but I have tinnitus and it makes me go crazy.
4956 points 2 hours ago x6
Put your palms on your ears and thump the soft spot in
the back of your head with your fingers. Should resonate
and feel like your head is the inside of a drum. 15-30
seconds. Makes tinnitus go away for a while for most
people. Sometimes mine goes away for the rest of the
day.
2222 points 2 hours ago
HOLY FUCK dude it went away, I cannot thank you
enough.
792 points 2 hours ago
Excellent! I hope it gives you many hours of peace.
386 points 1 hour ago
Dude! THANK YOU!
The wisdom really is in the comments.

Crazy, Dude, and Fucking: 4659 points 2 hours ago
I too wish if I can just turn off my hearing and relax a fucking
day without noise.
4 points 2 hours ago
Ear plugs are real and they are fabulous.
1809 points 2 hours ago
Yeah I know but I have tinnitus and it makes me go crazy.
4956 points 2 hours ago x6
Put your palms on your ears and thump the soft spot in
the back of your head with your fingers. Should resonate
and feel like your head is the inside of a drum. 15-30
seconds. Makes tinnitus go away for a while for most
people. Sometimes mine goes away for the rest of the
day.
2222 points 2 hours ago
HOLY FUCK dude it went away, I cannot thank you
enough.
792 points 2 hours ago
Excellent! I hope it gives you many hours of peace.
386 points 1 hour ago
Dude! THANK YOU!
The wisdom really is in the comments.

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Crazy, Dude, and Head: Materiallmportance 1h Yeah I know but I have tinnitus and it makes me go crazy 461 grokmachine 1h 2 Awards Put your palms the soft spot in the back of your head with your fingers. Should resonate and feel like your head is the inside of a drum. 15-30 seconds. Makes tinnitus go away for a while for most people. Sometimes mine goes away for the rest of the day. on your ears and thump 1.3k Materiallmportance 1h HOLY FUCK dude it went away, I cannot thank you enough. 569 grokmachine 1lh Excellent! I hope it gives you many hours of peace. 172 nunyabizni: let’s hope this works

Crazy, Dude, and Head: Materiallmportance 1h
Yeah I know but I have tinnitus and it
makes me go crazy
461
grokmachine 1h
2 Awards
Put your palms
the soft spot in the back of your head
with your fingers. Should resonate and
feel like your head is the inside of a
drum. 15-30 seconds. Makes tinnitus go
away for a while for most people.
Sometimes mine goes away for the rest
of the day.
on your ears and thump
1.3k
Materiallmportance 1h
HOLY FUCK dude it went away, I
cannot thank you enough.
569
grokmachine 1lh
Excellent! I hope it gives you many
hours of peace.
172
nunyabizni:

let’s hope this works

Crazy, Dude, and Head: Materiallmportance 1h
Yeah I know but I have tinnitus and it
makes me go crazy
461
grokmachine 1h
2 Awards
Put your palms
the soft spot in the back of your head
with your fingers. Should resonate and
feel like your head is the inside of a
drum. 15-30 seconds. Makes tinnitus go
away for a while for most people.
Sometimes mine goes away for the rest
of the day.
on your ears and thump
1.3k
Materiallmportance 1h
HOLY FUCK dude it went away, I
cannot thank you enough.
569
grokmachine 1lh
Excellent! I hope it gives you many
hours of peace.
172
nunyabizni:

let’s hope this works

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Chihuahua, Dogs, and Got: alekf @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere THEY HAD USIN THE FIRST HALF I'M NOT GONNA LIE Dogs have places to go too, ya know.

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Got: alekf
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
THEY HAD USIN THE
FIRST HALF I'M NOT GONNA LIE
Dogs have places to go too, ya know.

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Got: alekf
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
THEY HAD USIN THE
FIRST HALF I'M NOT GONNA LIE
Dogs have places to go too, ya know.

Dogs have places to go too, ya know.

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Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted KidTM is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40 % , even 20 % job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving. DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE. redheadhatchet One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly...because doing it poorly is better than not doing it. awesomacious: I felt this on a personal level and wanted to share

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted KidTM is
that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40 % , even 20 % job.
scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up
your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is
better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU
WERE BEFORE.
redheadhatchet
One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth
doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do
anything poorly, couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything
Perfectly
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them
at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga
is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds
impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is
impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after
being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy
to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly...because doing it poorly is
better than not doing it.
awesomacious:

I felt this on a personal level and wanted to share

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted KidTM is
that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40 % , even 20 % job.
scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up
your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is
better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU
WERE BEFORE.
redheadhatchet
One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth
doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do
anything poorly, couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything
Perfectly
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them
at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga
is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds
impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is
impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after
being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy
to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly...because doing it poorly is
better than not doing it.
awesomacious:

I felt this on a personal level and wanted to share

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Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere positive-memes this took an unexpected wholesome turn awesomacious: A plot twist of the wholesome variety

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
positive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
awesomacious:

A plot twist of the wholesome variety

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
positive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
awesomacious:

A plot twist of the wholesome variety

awesomacious: A plot twist of the wholesome variety

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Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere positive-memes this took an unexpected wholesome turn A plot twist of the wholesome variety

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
positive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
A plot twist of the wholesome variety

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
positive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
A plot twist of the wholesome variety

A plot twist of the wholesome variety

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Hulu, Twitter, and Wicked: ashley @hotlocalbitch my boyfriend broke up with me about 30 seconds ago and already logged me out of his hulu No rest for the wicked (credit and consent: @hotlocalbitch on Twitter)

Hulu, Twitter, and Wicked: ashley
@hotlocalbitch
my boyfriend broke up with me about
30 seconds ago and already logged me
out of his hulu
No rest for the wicked (credit and consent: @hotlocalbitch on Twitter)

Hulu, Twitter, and Wicked: ashley
@hotlocalbitch
my boyfriend broke up with me about
30 seconds ago and already logged me
out of his hulu
No rest for the wicked (credit and consent: @hotlocalbitch on Twitter)

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Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted KidTM is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40 % , even 20 % job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving. DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE. redheadhatchet One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly...because doing it poorly is better than not doing it. I felt this on a personal level and wanted to share

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted KidTM is
that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40 % , even 20 % job.
scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up
your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is
better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU
WERE BEFORE.
redheadhatchet
One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth
doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do
anything poorly, couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything
Perfectly
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them
at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga
is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds
impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is
impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after
being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy
to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly...because doing it poorly is
better than not doing it.
I felt this on a personal level and wanted to share

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted KidTM is
that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40 % , even 20 % job.
scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up
your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is
better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU
WERE BEFORE.
redheadhatchet
One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth
doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do
anything poorly, couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything
Perfectly
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them
at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga
is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds
impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is
impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after
being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy
to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly...because doing it poorly is
better than not doing it.
I felt this on a personal level and wanted to share

Save

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere positive-memes this took an unexpected wholesome turn 3,430 notes Unexpected Chihuahua via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HnEIbY

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
positive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
3,430 notes
Unexpected Chihuahua via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HnEIbY

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
positive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
3,430 notes
Unexpected Chihuahua via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HnEIbY

Unexpected Chihuahua via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HnEIbY

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Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere positive-memes this took an unexpected wholesome turn 3,430 notes Unexpected Chihuahua

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
positive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
3,430 notes
Unexpected Chihuahua

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
positive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
3,430 notes
Unexpected Chihuahua

Unexpected Chihuahua

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Children, Climbing, and Fucking: elidyce: luckyladylily: ohnoagremlin: itsvondell: off-in-lala-land: You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time. imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting. Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult! Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done. Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks. Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks* Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.

Children, Climbing, and Fucking: elidyce:

luckyladylily:

ohnoagremlin:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright

Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting.
Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult!

Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done.
Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks.
Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks*
Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.

Children, Climbing, and Fucking: elidyce:

luckyladylily:

ohnoagremlin:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright

Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting.
Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult!

Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done.
Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks.
Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks*
Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.

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Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere npositive-memes this took an unexpected wholesome turn 3,430 notes That was unexpected. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/33PKvkj

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
npositive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
3,430 notes
That was unexpected. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/33PKvkj

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
npositive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
3,430 notes
That was unexpected. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/33PKvkj

That was unexpected. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/33PKvkj

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Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek @mogvvai This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are you allowed to have dogs on the bus" and I just shrugged then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere npositive-memes this took an unexpected wholesome turn 3,430 notes That was unexpected.

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
npositive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
3,430 notes
That was unexpected.

Chihuahua, Dogs, and Memes: alek
@mogvvai
This guy got on the bus and just
stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap
for a solid 30 seconds then goes "are
you allowed to have dogs on the bus"
and I just shrugged then he pulls out a
chihuahua out of nowhere
npositive-memes
this took an unexpected wholesome turn
3,430 notes
That was unexpected.

That was unexpected.

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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes awesomacious: Sweet Keanu

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02:56 ....ll
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James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
615
ti 19.2K 54.3K
James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
9
8,300
t 410
James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
94
t 409
8,297
17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
26
t 639
13.8K
James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes
awesomacious:

Sweet Keanu

Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18
02:56 ....ll
Thread
James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
615
ti 19.2K 54.3K
James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
9
8,300
t 410
James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
94
t 409
8,297
17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
26
t 639
13.8K
James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes
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Sweet Keanu

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Obama, Taxes, and Barack Obama: BARACK OBAMA IS AN ACTION FIGURE IN JAPAN. LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK AT IT. STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND STARE AT IT FOR 30 SECONDS unable-to-can Looks like he's ready to cut some taxes Konichwa

Obama, Taxes, and Barack Obama: BARACK OBAMA IS AN ACTION FIGURE IN JAPAN.
LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK AT IT. STOP WHATEVER
YOU'RE DOING AND STARE AT IT FOR 30 SECONDS
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Looks like he's ready to cut some taxes
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LOOK AT IT. JUST LOOK AT IT. STOP WHATEVER
YOU'RE DOING AND STARE AT IT FOR 30 SECONDS
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A$AP Rocky, Android, and Lmao: Pooch @VeeAlmighty Can somebody please unplug the matrix for like 30 seconds and plug it back in? Lmao like what Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 20h A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP! 1:55 PM Aug 2, 2019 Twitter for Android 5.7K Likes 1.1K Retweets How is this man even real??? 😭

A$AP Rocky, Android, and Lmao: Pooch
@VeeAlmighty
Can somebody please unplug the matrix for like 30
seconds and plug it back in? Lmao like what
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump 20h
A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from
Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!
1:55 PM Aug 2, 2019 Twitter for Android
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1.1K Retweets
How is this man even real??? 😭

A$AP Rocky, Android, and Lmao: Pooch
@VeeAlmighty
Can somebody please unplug the matrix for like 30
seconds and plug it back in? Lmao like what
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump 20h
A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from
Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!
1:55 PM Aug 2, 2019 Twitter for Android
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1.1K Retweets
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Come Over, Disappointed, and Gif: .l Verizon LTE
7:06 PM
32%
<
Jordan
Well you have the gorgeous part down
And you're really hot
I would only change one thing tbh
Today 5:35 PM
What's that??
Today 6:12 PM
We can skip the drinks and small talk
You come over expecting to have
multiple O's all night but end up
leaving more disappointed and horny
than you were before after 30
seconds
Sent
Today 7:05 PM
If it goes that well would I expect to
hear from you again?
Send
Type a message
GIF
Absolutely not

Come Over, Disappointed, and Gif: .l Verizon LTE
7:06 PM
32%
<
Jordan
Well you have the gorgeous part down
And you're really hot
I would only change one thing tbh
Today 5:35 PM
What's that??
Today 6:12 PM
We can skip the drinks and small talk
You come over expecting to have
multiple O's all night but end up
leaving more disappointed and horny
than you were before after 30
seconds
Sent
Today 7:05 PM
If it goes that well would I expect to
hear from you again?
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Facebook, Ikea, and Iphone: Zachary Siegel @ZachWritesStuff Saw this on Facebook. So there is an app to snitch on homelessness in Seattle. And the city made it? Wow SIGN SEE A TENT? REPORT A TENT Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane. Here's what to do. On your phone,install the City of Seattle "Find It, Fix It" app. Spot a tent? Take 30 seconds to report it. Can't use the app? File online: http://bit.ly/seaeu "General Inquiry-Customer Service Bureau Print this sign: http://bit.ly/seattletentsign 2:43 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter for iPhone just adrienne for now @adrienneleigh It would be just terrible if everyone in Seattle installed this app and reported nonexistent tents, like, every 10 minutes wherever they were. In the middle of the grocery store. At IKEA. In parking garages Zachary Siegel @ZachWritesStuff Jul 20 Saw this on Facebook. So there is an app to snitch on homelessness in Seattle. And the city made it? Wow Show this thread SIGN SEE A TENT? REPORT A TENT. Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane Here's what to do. 3:11 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter Web Client 51.6K Likes 14K Retweets thatpettyblackgirl: ‘living without access to sanitation is inhumane. so take away their ability to have shelter because that helps?’ Also if you feel like defacing those flyers, here’s flyers to put over them!

Facebook, Ikea, and Iphone: Zachary Siegel
@ZachWritesStuff
Saw this on Facebook. So there is an
app to snitch on homelessness in
Seattle. And the city made it? Wow
SIGN
SEE A TENT?
REPORT A TENT
Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane.
Here's what to do.
On your phone,install the City of Seattle
"Find It, Fix It" app.
Spot a tent? Take 30 seconds to report it.
Can't use the app? File online: http://bit.ly/seaeu
"General Inquiry-Customer Service Bureau
Print this sign: http://bit.ly/seattletentsign
2:43 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

just adrienne for now
@adrienneleigh
It would be just terrible if everyone in
Seattle installed this app and reported
nonexistent tents, like, every 10
minutes wherever they were. In the
middle of the grocery store. At IKEA.
In parking garages
Zachary Siegel @ZachWritesStuff Jul 20
Saw this on Facebook. So there is an app to snitch on
homelessness in Seattle. And the city made it? Wow
Show this thread
SIGN
SEE A TENT?
REPORT A TENT.
Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane
Here's what to do.
3:11 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter Web Client
51.6K Likes
14K Retweets
thatpettyblackgirl:

‘living without access to sanitation is inhumane. so take away their ability to have shelter because that helps?’

Also if you feel like defacing those flyers, here’s flyers to put over them!

Facebook, Ikea, and Iphone: Zachary Siegel
@ZachWritesStuff
Saw this on Facebook. So there is an
app to snitch on homelessness in
Seattle. And the city made it? Wow
SIGN
SEE A TENT?
REPORT A TENT
Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane.
Here's what to do.
On your phone,install the City of Seattle
"Find It, Fix It" app.
Spot a tent? Take 30 seconds to report it.
Can't use the app? File online: http://bit.ly/seaeu
"General Inquiry-Customer Service Bureau
Print this sign: http://bit.ly/seattletentsign
2:43 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

just adrienne for now
@adrienneleigh
It would be just terrible if everyone in
Seattle installed this app and reported
nonexistent tents, like, every 10
minutes wherever they were. In the
middle of the grocery store. At IKEA.
In parking garages
Zachary Siegel @ZachWritesStuff Jul 20
Saw this on Facebook. So there is an app to snitch on
homelessness in Seattle. And the city made it? Wow
Show this thread
SIGN
SEE A TENT?
REPORT A TENT.
Living outside without access to sanitation is inhumane
Here's what to do.
3:11 PM Jul 20, 2019 Twitter Web Client
51.6K Likes
14K Retweets
thatpettyblackgirl:

‘living without access to sanitation is inhumane. so take away their ability to have shelter because that helps?’

Also if you feel like defacing those flyers, here’s flyers to put over them!

thatpettyblackgirl: ‘living without access to sanitation is inhumane. so take away their ability to have shelter because that helps?’ ...

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9/11, Fucking, and All The: Area 51 guards when
they see all the
People storming in
I'm going to give you 30 seconds
to leave before Imake the
9/11
look like a fucking
joke.

9/11, Fucking, and All The: Area 51 guards when
they see all the
People storming in
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Dude, Singing, and Tumblr: eneriables: serbianslayer: nbnry: I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park he is, indeed, singing miku in the park Absolute legend

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serbianslayer:

nbnry:
I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park

he is, indeed, singing miku in the park

Absolute legend

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serbianslayer:

nbnry:
I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park

he is, indeed, singing miku in the park

Absolute legend

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I am french and have been living in London for a year.
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If I go out in a bar on my own in Paris, I will talk to no one
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I am french and have been living in London for a year.
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and no one will talk to me.
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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes awesomacious: Sweet Keanu

Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18
02:56 ....ll
Thread
James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
615
ti 19.2K 54.3K
James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
9
8,300
t 410
James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
94
t 409
8,297
17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
26
t 639
13.8K
James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes
awesomacious:

Sweet Keanu

Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18
02:56 ....ll
Thread
James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
615
ti 19.2K 54.3K
James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
9
8,300
t 410
James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
94
t 409
8,297
17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
26
t 639
13.8K
James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes
awesomacious:

Sweet Keanu

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Crazy, Cum, and Iphone: Justin @Wizzle_McFizzle Crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in like 30 seconds. 8:13- 17 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone He said it loud.

Crazy, Cum, and Iphone: Justin
@Wizzle_McFizzle
Crazy how dudes can hold back
tears for a lifetime but cum in like 30
seconds.
8:13- 17 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone
He said it loud.

Crazy, Cum, and Iphone: Justin
@Wizzle_McFizzle
Crazy how dudes can hold back
tears for a lifetime but cum in like 30
seconds.
8:13- 17 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone
He said it loud.

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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes Sweet Keanu

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02:56 ....ll
Thread
James Dator @James.. 17 May
In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
615
ti 19.2K 54.3K
James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
9
8,300
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James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
94
t 409
8,297
17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
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James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
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In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu
Reeves story
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James Dator @James..
17 May
Keanu came to the movie theater I
worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was
working on the Matrix series at the time.
It's a quiet, Wednesday morning
almost nobody is seeing movies.
6 C
t524
8,415
James Dator @James..
17 May
I'm working the box office, bored as hell
and suddenly this dude walks up in
jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding
helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian
looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30
seconds to ignore the helmet and realize
it's Keanu Reeves
7
1450
8,840
James Dator @James 17 Mayv
He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell,"
the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking
star struck I do what any sensible
16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to
give him my employee discount. This
means he needs to sign my sheet and
therefore I have his autograph
5
8,595
t439
James Dator @James. 17 May
"I don't work here," Keanu says.
Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm
flustered and just charge him the normal
price. Kicking myself after for not getting
his autograph
9
8,300
t 410
James Dator @James..
17 May
2 minutes later there's a knock on the
door behind me that leads into the box
office. I assume it's my manager. It's
Keanu.
94
t 409
8,297
17 May
"I realized you probably wanted my
autograph," he says. "So I signed this."
He hands me a receipt from the
concessions stand that he signed on the
back. He then casually throws an ice
James Dator
@James...
cream cone in the trash can and sees his
movie
26
t 639
13.8K
James Dator
@James Dator
realize later that he bought an
ice cream cone he didn't want,
just to get receipt paper so he
could scribble his autograph for a
16-year-old idiot.
19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
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Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid" is that half- assed is better than nothing. take the 50% 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning nibbling on some bread is better than starving. DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100 % BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE. 5redheadhatchet One of my college professors used to say anything worth doing is worth doing poorly I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't do anything poorly,I had to Do Everything Perfectly. But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorl. because doing it poorly is better than not doing it. Source: bananonbinary 119,13 awesomacious: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - if you are depressed, this may help!

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary
one of the hardest things to learn as a
depressed former Gifted Kid" is that half-
assed is better than nothing. take the 50%
40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is
better than not taking a shower at all. picking
up your clothes is better than never cleaning
nibbling on some bread is better than
starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100 %
BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
5redheadhatchet
One of my college professors used to
say anything worth doing is worth doing
poorly I didn't understand that for years
because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't
do anything poorly,I had to Do Everything
Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is
better than not brushing them at all when that
2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten
minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of
sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds
impossible. Changing my clothes is good
when a whole shower is impossible. Standing
on the porch for a few minutes is worth it
after being in the house for three straight days
because I don't have the energy to go
anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorl.
because doing it poorly is better than not
doing it.
Source: bananonbinary
119,13
awesomacious:

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - if you are depressed, this may help!

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary
one of the hardest things to learn as a
depressed former Gifted Kid" is that half-
assed is better than nothing. take the 50%
40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is
better than not taking a shower at all. picking
up your clothes is better than never cleaning
nibbling on some bread is better than
starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100 %
BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
5redheadhatchet
One of my college professors used to
say anything worth doing is worth doing
poorly I didn't understand that for years
because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't
do anything poorly,I had to Do Everything
Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is
better than not brushing them at all when that
2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten
minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of
sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds
impossible. Changing my clothes is good
when a whole shower is impossible. Standing
on the porch for a few minutes is worth it
after being in the house for three straight days
because I don't have the energy to go
anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorl.
because doing it poorly is better than not
doing it.
Source: bananonbinary
119,13
awesomacious:

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - if you are depressed, this may help!

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me vs me 30 seconds later for no
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@bOredangel 1d
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@Han_Solomon
Her waiting
Me waiting 2 hrs
30 seconds
For my girlfriend
To get ready
For me to pee
11:13 AM 6/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
I thought she was ready and the hair dryer turned on again. by pizza603
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@Han_Solomon
Her waiting
Me waiting 2 hrs
30 seconds
For my girlfriend
To get ready
For me to pee
11:13 AM 6/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
I thought she was ready and the hair dryer turned on again. by pizza603
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or is it culling 1emeane elbe e alutt
Clely Che eineopple
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Bias: What's your name?
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Bias: Everyone! I would like you to meet My
wife!
Rias
His members:
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I'm going to give you 30 seconds
to delete this before I make the
Holocaust look like a fucking
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Clely Che eineopple
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Life, Earth, and Suicide: When you commit suicide to escape a miserable suffering life on Earth and get reincarnated 30 seconds later... Here we go again

Life, Earth, and Suicide: When you commit suicide to escape
a miserable suffering life on Earth
and get reincarnated 30 seconds
later...
Here we go again

Life, Earth, and Suicide: When you commit suicide to escape
a miserable suffering life on Earth
and get reincarnated 30 seconds
later...
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and get reincarnated 30 seconds
later...
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Fucking, Life, and Cbs: Me after lightly jogging for 30 seconds
ahatsupboosh
CBS THIS
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I'm fighting for my fucking life
I can’t anymore...

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Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid" is that half- assed is better than nothing. take the 50% 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning nibbling on some bread is better than starving. DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100 % BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE. 5redheadhatchet One of my college professors used to say anything worth doing is worth doing poorly I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't do anything poorly,I had to Do Everything Perfectly. But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorl. because doing it poorly is better than not doing it. Source: bananonbinary 119,13 Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - if you are depressed, this may help!

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary
one of the hardest things to learn as a
depressed former Gifted Kid" is that half-
assed is better than nothing. take the 50%
40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is
better than not taking a shower at all. picking
up your clothes is better than never cleaning
nibbling on some bread is better than
starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100 %
BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
5redheadhatchet
One of my college professors used to
say anything worth doing is worth doing
poorly I didn't understand that for years
because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't
do anything poorly,I had to Do Everything
Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is
better than not brushing them at all when that
2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten
minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of
sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds
impossible. Changing my clothes is good
when a whole shower is impossible. Standing
on the porch for a few minutes is worth it
after being in the house for three straight days
because I don't have the energy to go
anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorl.
because doing it poorly is better than not
doing it.
Source: bananonbinary
119,13
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - if you are depressed, this may help!

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary
one of the hardest things to learn as a
depressed former Gifted Kid" is that half-
assed is better than nothing. take the 50%
40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is
better than not taking a shower at all. picking
up your clothes is better than never cleaning
nibbling on some bread is better than
starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100 %
BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
5redheadhatchet
One of my college professors used to
say anything worth doing is worth doing
poorly I didn't understand that for years
because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't
do anything poorly,I had to Do Everything
Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is
better than not brushing them at all when that
2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten
minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of
sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds
impossible. Changing my clothes is good
when a whole shower is impossible. Standing
on the porch for a few minutes is worth it
after being in the house for three straight days
because I don't have the energy to go
anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorl.
because doing it poorly is better than not
doing it.
Source: bananonbinary
119,13
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - if you are depressed, this may help!

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a miserable suffering life on Earth
and get reincarnated 30 seconds
later...

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Dank, Dude, and Fish: I'm not particularly proud of this but I feel like I need to tell everyone... you see that tiny pickle in the upper left hand side? I spent a good; 30 seconds trying to fish that dude out before I realized, that pickle is actually my pinky underneath the jar We all a little sumb sometimes.

Dank, Dude, and Fish: I'm not particularly proud of this but I feel
like I need to tell everyone... you see that tiny
pickle in the upper left hand side? I spent a
good; 30 seconds trying to fish that dude
out before I realized, that pickle is actually
my pinky underneath the jar
We all a little sumb sometimes.

Dank, Dude, and Fish: I'm not particularly proud of this but I feel
like I need to tell everyone... you see that tiny
pickle in the upper left hand side? I spent a
good; 30 seconds trying to fish that dude
out before I realized, that pickle is actually
my pinky underneath the jar
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Dude, Funny, and Singing: bonehead-goon: eneriables: serbianslayer: nbnry: I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park he is, indeed, singing miku in the park as someone who had a pretty unhealthy obsession with levan polkka as a kid (not even miku, just only levan polkka) it turns out the part we associate with miku is pure gibberish, its just a break between verses of a real song and the lady singing it just mashed together sounds she thought were coolit means absolutely nothing at all and i always thought that was funny

Dude, Funny, and Singing: bonehead-goon:

eneriables:

serbianslayer:

nbnry:
I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park

he is, indeed, singing miku in the park

as someone who had a pretty unhealthy obsession with levan polkka as a kid (not even miku, just only levan polkka) it turns out the part we associate with miku is pure gibberish, its just a break between verses of a real song and the lady singing it just mashed together sounds she thought were coolit means absolutely nothing at all and i always thought that was funny

Dude, Funny, and Singing: bonehead-goon:

eneriables:

serbianslayer:

nbnry:
I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park

he is, indeed, singing miku in the park

as someone who had a pretty unhealthy obsession with levan polkka as a kid (not even miku, just only levan polkka) it turns out the part we associate with miku is pure gibberish, its just a break between verses of a real song and the lady singing it just mashed together sounds she thought were coolit means absolutely nothing at all and i always thought that was funny

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Google, Google Docs, and Git: Forgetting to
save vour code
Manually save
after every line
Automatic saving
every 30
seconds
Coding in
google docs so
your code is
always saved
No more git merges, too

Google, Google Docs, and Git: Forgetting to
save vour code
Manually save
after every line
Automatic saving
every 30
seconds
Coding in
google docs so
your code is
always saved
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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: OK rosswoodpark: gayasterix:this episode gave us gay rights AND literally the funniest 30 seconds ever put on television

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gayasterix:this episode gave us gay rights AND literally the funniest 30 seconds ever put on television

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Dude, Singing, and Target: eneriables: serbianslayer: nbnry: I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park he is, indeed, singing miku in the park

Dude, Singing, and Target: eneriables:

serbianslayer:

nbnry:
I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park

he is, indeed, singing miku in the park

Dude, Singing, and Target: eneriables:

serbianslayer:

nbnry:
I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

Those are the Miku lyrics and not Finnish though so this man IS playing Miku in the park

he is, indeed, singing miku in the park

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Advice, Imax, and Police: PREVENT THEFT LOcK P TAKE HIDE YOUR CAR YOUR KEYS YOUR BELONGINGS A DECOY PURSE WITH THOUSANDS OF ANGRY, POISONOUS BEES IT TAKES LESS THAN WOODRIDGE POLICE 30 SECONDS FOR THIEES DEPARTMENT TO ROB YOUR CAR 911 Had to do a double take on this sign by the Imax.solid advice

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LOcK
P TAKE
HIDE
YOUR CAR
YOUR KEYS
YOUR BELONGINGS
A DECOY PURSE WITH THOUSANDS
OF ANGRY, POISONOUS BEES
IT TAKES LESS THAN
WOODRIDGE POLICE
30 SECONDS FOR THIEES DEPARTMENT
TO ROB YOUR CAR
911
Had to do a double take on this sign by the Imax.solid advice

Advice, Imax, and Police: PREVENT THEFT
LOcK
P TAKE
HIDE
YOUR CAR
YOUR KEYS
YOUR BELONGINGS
A DECOY PURSE WITH THOUSANDS
OF ANGRY, POISONOUS BEES
IT TAKES LESS THAN
WOODRIDGE POLICE
30 SECONDS FOR THIEES DEPARTMENT
TO ROB YOUR CAR
911
Had to do a double take on this sign by the Imax.solid advice

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Disappointed, Fucking, and Holocaust: 16 Movie Characters Who Were So Terrible They Almost Ruined The Whole Film 5. Loki, the Marvel Universe I'm going to give you 30 seconds to delete this before I make the Holocaust look like a fucking joke. Disappointed, just disappointed

Disappointed, Fucking, and Holocaust: 16 Movie Characters Who Were So
Terrible They Almost Ruined The
Whole Film
5. Loki, the Marvel Universe
I'm going to give you 30 seconds
to delete this before I make the
Holocaust look like a fucking
joke.
Disappointed, just disappointed

Disappointed, Fucking, and Holocaust: 16 Movie Characters Who Were So
Terrible They Almost Ruined The
Whole Film
5. Loki, the Marvel Universe
I'm going to give you 30 seconds
to delete this before I make the
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Reason, For, and Isabel: isabel * @liltinyisabel me vs me 30 seconds later for no reason ✨Pinterest @akermoade✨

Reason, For, and Isabel: isabel *
@liltinyisabel
me vs me 30 seconds later for no
reason
✨Pinterest @akermoade✨

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me vs me 30 seconds later for no
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Anime, Fall, and Saw: certifiedcrystalnerd said to drawbauchery: DO YOU SHIP SKINNY JASPER AND CARNELION?>W< .00 allthechrises said to drawbauchery: Carnelian and Skinny Jasper are absolutely girlfriends and I won't believe otherwise. flamingheadphones said to drawbauchery: Opinion on Skarnelian (unofficial on-the-spot-made-up ship name for Skinny and Carnelian)? BC I think next to Lapidot and Pearlmethyst it's threatening to consume my existence already RAWBAUCHERY drawbauchery: I was gonna just leave this drawing here because I felt totally neutral about it until 30 seconds ago when I looked over some screenshots and saw that they were subjected to the Awkward Romantic Tension Anime Fall and now I’m completely for it

Anime, Fall, and Saw: certifiedcrystalnerd said to drawbauchery:
DO YOU SHIP SKINNY JASPER AND CARNELION?>W<
.00
allthechrises said to drawbauchery:
Carnelian and Skinny Jasper are absolutely girlfriends and I won't believe
otherwise.
flamingheadphones said to drawbauchery:
Opinion on Skarnelian (unofficial on-the-spot-made-up ship name for Skinny
and Carnelian)? BC I think next to Lapidot and Pearlmethyst it's threatening to
consume my existence already

RAWBAUCHERY
drawbauchery:

I was gonna just leave this drawing here because I felt totally neutral about it until 30 seconds ago when I looked over some screenshots and saw that they were subjected to the Awkward Romantic Tension Anime Fall and now I’m completely for it

Anime, Fall, and Saw: certifiedcrystalnerd said to drawbauchery:
DO YOU SHIP SKINNY JASPER AND CARNELION?>W<
.00
allthechrises said to drawbauchery:
Carnelian and Skinny Jasper are absolutely girlfriends and I won't believe
otherwise.
flamingheadphones said to drawbauchery:
Opinion on Skarnelian (unofficial on-the-spot-made-up ship name for Skinny
and Carnelian)? BC I think next to Lapidot and Pearlmethyst it's threatening to
consume my existence already

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I was gonna just leave this drawing here because I felt totally neutral about it until 30 seconds ago when I looked over some screenshots and saw that they were subjected to the Awkward Romantic Tension Anime Fall and now I’m completely for it

drawbauchery: I was gonna just leave this drawing here because I felt totally neutral about it until 30 seconds ago when I looked over some...

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Reason, For, and Isabel: t) isabel* @liltinyisabel me vs me 30 seconds later for no reason

Reason, For, and Isabel: t)
isabel*
@liltinyisabel
me vs me 30 seconds later for no
reason

Reason, For, and Isabel: t)
isabel*
@liltinyisabel
me vs me 30 seconds later for no
reason

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Life, Earth, and Suicide: When you commit suicide to escape a miserable suffering life on Earth and get reincarnated 30 seconds later.

Life, Earth, and Suicide: When you commit suicide to escape
a miserable suffering life on Earth
and get reincarnated 30 seconds
later.

Life, Earth, and Suicide: When you commit suicide to escape
a miserable suffering life on Earth
and get reincarnated 30 seconds
later.

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