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Bad, Doctor, and Funny: "We all know you are faking being sick to avoid the class" Funny Popcorn This happened to me while i was in elementary school. Our mrs. math teacher really hated my guts for no reason really. She would always find an axcuse to lower my grades or blame me for something i didn't do. I was a pretty sick kid that had bad astma, dermatitis and was sickish in general. Thinking back, I think her hating me had a lot to do with that, as she felt i had "special treatment and privileges" One day we were doing a test and i started feeling very bad. It came to the point of really needing to puke but i held it in because i knew she wouldn't believe me. Theni started shaking and kinda puked a bit in my mouth so i stood up and started to go towards the toilet (we had a rule that anybody who has to go to the toilet can do so without asking) She ofcourse stopped me and told me to sit back down. I tried explaining but she wouldn't have it. One girl stood up to me and said something like "he is really pale and shaking and sweating, i think he needs to go home". That caused the teacher to go on a 5 minute rant how i'm a spoiled liar who didn't study for the test and now i'm trying to fool everybody and that i'm taking away their precious test time and they should hate me for that" I said i really need to puke and she just scoffed saying "You ain't going anywhere with your lies so you might as well do your imaginary puking here'". Yeah... You can guess what happened next. Not sure if this is compliance because i couldn't hold it in anymore anyway but i was so happy while doing it. First i puked a bit trough my arm and then it all went out. Across her desk (grading book was ruined) and all over the floor. She tried to blame me saying that i "threw up by force" but the principle didn't buy it after the doctor examined me. Nothing special happened to her but she never bothered me again. Everyone knows β€œthat kid” who was sick in class but nobody knows β€œthat teacher” who continues to harass a kid after they’ve thrown up all over the classroom

Everyone knows β€œthat kid” who was sick in class but nobody knows β€œthat teacher” who continues to harass a kid after they’ve thrown up all ov...

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Lol, Memes, and Reese's: Me: I'm just going to have one scoop Breyers I'm extremely mad and ready to rant rn, so I'm going to really quick (not so quick) So two months ago I applied and had an interview at an ice cream place. They said they would be calling me in the middle of March to schedule me. So I waits and once it got to late March I did a follow-up call to see what the deal was, turns out they hired other people and just decided not to tell me never mind. So I was a bit mad and slightly salty for awhile. Well we went there today and who happened to be working? The new trainees. They had no idea how to make anything with ice cream. I ordered this thing that's kinda like a blizzard but it has a different name (it's a local place) with peanut butter, Reese's cup chunks, and fudge, with whipped cream and a cherry. They then asked what was the difference between a regular cherry and a maraschino cherry (he couldn't even pronounce maraschino) so I get my ice cream (no whipped cream but I figured they forgot and it was quickly forgiven) and in the car in eating it and i'm wondering why in getting cherries in every bite but no peanut butter, turns out they made the blizzard thing with just chocolate ice cream and blended maraschino cherries in. Now I have an awful stomach ache (I only ate like 1-4 of it) and think I might be sick. And all I can think is YOU SHOULD HAVE HIRED ME. [There's probably a million grammatical-spelling errors in that rant but idek] -Ember lol hilarious cleanaccount cleanmemes hahaha cleanfunnyme

I'm extremely mad and ready to rant rn, so I'm going to really quick (not so quick) So two months ago I applied and had an interview at an i...

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