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color-palettes: bad choices - Submitted by mothmanmonthly #0C181B #163B40 #1F5558 #387064 #67C71E

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Apparently, Definitely, and Family: Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25M] of seven months. He has VERY bizarre opinions and I want help understanding him, and getting him to understand how others see him Relationships submitted 7 hours ago by throwaway47273747483 have been with my boyfriend, Henry, for around 7 months now, and he's an amazing guy etc. I really see this developing into a long and very serious relationship. There are no big problems or red flags. One thing that gets me though, are his political opinions. They are esoteric, somewhat incomprehensible, and frankly, bizarre. He is an ardent monarchist (we are in the UK) but not in the typical use of the word (ie liking the Queen being an impartial head of state), he literally believes in the divine right of kings and that it is the only natural form of government. He claims to recognise no monarch since James ll, and apparently the real legitimate successor is some guy called Francis who I've never heard of, who is also supposedly the rightful king of France and Greece. He never votes, saying he has no desire to assist his monarch in their choice of servants (which is technically how the UK government works, the Queen "chooses" whoever wins the election). He expressed disgust at Prince Harry's recent engagement, I pressed him as to why (I was slightly worried it was racist in nature) and he said both Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton are commoners who have no business marrying royalty, then made some remark about the Royal Family being a "ghastly bunch of arriviste Germans anyway, so I suppose it doesn't matter". It's just strange. It's like his worldview is so odd and so far removed from anything I can even begin to understand. I can name the current major Royals and a few of the more important historical ones, whereas he is an absolute expert. He will passionately debate anyone who wants to, though again it just makes him look strange. Friends at dinner will be discussing normal, contemporary political issues, and he will interject and go on some tangent about how this all relates to "King John's submission to Papal authority in 1213". He does seem to genuinely believe this stuff, but it gives an odd impression to those around us. No one can really reply beecause they don't know what he's talking about so he definitely gets the feeling he's winning these debates (he's far too well-mannered to be rude about it, but it's certainly an unspoken truth in his view) tikkunolamorgtfo: TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

tikkunolamorgtfo: TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

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Another, Class, and Think: Another chonk in bonx. I think I am getting better.Submitted by @thirdchancefourthtry

Another chonk in bonx. I think I am getting better.Submitted by @thirdchancefourthtry

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Af, Bad, and Bitch: Game Of Thrones's Natalie Dormer: men are as objectified as women on TV actor has joined the debate genders are judged equally on looks about objectification in TVand L4 runningfromthedaleks: onigirigirl: un-suspecting: meleg-vagyok: cruxofargon: the-critical-feminist: cishetwhiteoppressor: Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit. Source My god I love her. I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT. When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”. Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”. The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”. Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist. As a guy with an ED, it’s really nice to hear people talking about men’s body image issues, but I kinda feel like saying men are just as objectified as women misses the point somewhat. Objectification has to do with much more than just unrealistic standards of beauty, and while both men and women in the acting business endure horrifying things to maintain the desired “look,” women are forced to do so while also experiencing a number of other injustices. Like, for example, I’m sure both Chris Evans and Scarlet Johansen were submitted to really concerning shit for Avengers, but only Scarlet received highly invasive questions about her body, and only Scarlet’s character was used as an interchangeable romance prop, and only Scarlet did so just to have her character written off by male fans as nothing more than eye candy. I’m really not trying to say that men don’t experience huge body issues, hell i’ve lived them for the past 3 years, but we need to address that there is already a thoroughly ingrained system of prejudice in place working against women, and that means that they experience objectification often invisible at first glance. Support men and help us, but remember pain is not a competition, as others are in need of urgent care. (Also, p.s., to those using this to bitch about feminism, feminists are the people pushing the hardest for men with body issues, so don’t fucking use me as a prop because you don’t like women organizing. Fuck you.) reblogging for that last comment.YES ThANK YOU Last comment tho! That last comment gave me life to endure the rest of the 2016.
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Beautiful, Children, and Energy: flonde submitted to userboxed: Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child. The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the "Law of One" or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet. They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness. Crystal children's auras aren't specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn't in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away. The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don't mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful Queue Post
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Dildo, Dude, and Facebook: B @Asdis 7h Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB" t구 42 agoodcartoon: nidoranduran: yournewfriendshouse: zinglebert-bembledack: agoodcartoon: digitaldiscipline: magistrate-of-mediocrity: dr-archeville: bogleech: kramergate: micspam: ghostsnif: sciencevevo: agoodcartoon: Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon. - submitted by Gene why is he tearing down a wall with an axe i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP* “I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.” “Ha ha, and then what? ;) ” “For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door. Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.” Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” - The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro edgar allen bro Oh my god holy shit “Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore,Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl,Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I imploreIs this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” “Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore,Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook,You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for,Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore,Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” “Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting,“Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store!Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken,Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’,When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring,On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adoreThe nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flagTo be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie ThorTo fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore,Then she says no–fucking whore. that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class
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Tumblr, Best, and Blog: frogsuggest: valarie-lynn: iguanamouth: aaaautomaton submitted: please observe this small boy ᵗᵒᵒ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ @frogsuggest best smol, very good

frogsuggest: valarie-lynn: iguanamouth: aaaautomaton submitted: please observe this small boy ᵗᵒᵒ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ @frogsuggest best smol, very...

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Club, Funny, and Target: FedEX HumOr Fedx FedEx FedEx After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S")by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tire almost replaced. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order. P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed P: DME volume unbelievably loud S: DME voulme set more believeable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspect crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer S: Took hammer away from midget. laughoutloud-club: The Fedex Pilots Gripe Sheet

laughoutloud-club: The Fedex Pilots Gripe Sheet

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