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Arthur, Dallas Cowboys, and Nsfw: fracke TRIES NUDIT THE 5 REBLOGS CHALLENGE OPEN SHIRT 10 REBLOGS SHIPTLESS GERALT 15 REBLOGS PANTLESS DUTCH 25 REBLOGS UNDERWEAR ONLY 35 REBLOGS NUDE CENSO PAED) |ARTHUR 45 REBLOGS NUDE CuncensoRED BEBLOG THS PoST HACKERAXE. TUMBLR.COM hackeraxe: I read all your replies and decided to compile this little list! Not one, but all three of our fine young men, (if a nearly 100-year-old witcher counts as being young as well,) are up and ready to go for this challenge, and so am I. They’re my three favorite men to draw lately, so here they are!At 5 reblogs, there will be an open shirt Arthur Morgan drawing!At 10 reblogs, you’ll get to have a shirtless Geralt of Rivia!At 15 reblogs, you get to see Dutch without his pants on!At 25 reblogs, Geralt will only be in his undies!At 35 Reblogs, Dutch will be completely naked, albeit with a censor.And at a whopping 45 reblogs…Geralt, Dutch Van Der Linde, and Arthur Morgan will all be completely naked in all their glory, as nude as the day they were born.So, what are you waiting for? Reblog and tell all your buddies for the incoming shipment of nude cowboys and a witcher! All at the small fee of a few reblogs!(Disclaimer: These drawings won’t be immediate! I have to still complete one more gift drawing as well as a commission, so be patient. However, none of these can get started without your support!Disclaimer 2: This may be the very first time I ever draw male genitalia. I’ll be posting this as NSFW on my twitter account, if I figure out how to use this damn thing. https://twitter.com/hacker_axe)Have a great one, everybody! THIS POST BLEW UP SO FAST,, IM LEGIT SCREAMINGthe thirst is real

hackeraxe: I read all your replies and decided to compile this little list! Not one, but all three of our fine young men, (if a nearly 100-...

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Being Alone, America, and Ass: I want you to slap me and call me naughty Yee-hah! My mental stability reaches its bitter end Gotta get away Or my brains will explode You can spank me when I do not behave I WANNA BE ALONE Smack me in the forehead with a chain Can't wait to be punished for my sins. Maybe I'm just too damn lazy Why does 1+ 1 make 2 Well I think you're disposable I smell ike shit When masturbation's lost its fun You're fucking lonely Throw my emotions in the grave I'm fucking lazy Hell, who needs them anyway I don't know you But,I think I HATE you MAGIC MAN,EGOCENTRIC PLASTIC MAN All I do is cry Shit! Soon you'll be dead anyway Heineken, fuck that shit! You're just... a fuck, You're the reason for my misery Am I just stoned? There is no progress I'm a worthless pessimist Find another pleasure fucker Evolution killed it all I perfected the science of the idiot I'l just wait for Mom and Dad to die now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home And got my inheritance She says it's lack of sex That's bringing me down Self loathing freak and introverted deviot I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up Don't let the door kick you in the ass ЕНННННН,АННННННННН!!! Life's a bitch and so am I Hooray! We're gonna die! Wasting time down a bum fuck road. I don't have fun and I hate everything No culture's worth a stream of piss Or a bullet in my face I've got a knack for fucking everything up GI Joe in panty hose I'd like to break your fucking teeth. And stick a knife in the center of your back. The world owes me, so fuck you Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die, HEY celebrate your own decay Wake up, The house is on fire I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave Cause you ain't worth the shit To know you is to hate you So loving you must be like suicide Under my shoes or the piss on the groundIt brings me pleasure just to know you're going to Nobody likes you . .. You were an asshole die And now you're gone oshut your mouth before I shoot you down ol' boy that's my name... and don't wear it out! Well I'm not stoned, I'm just fucked up fuck America. I am the son of a bitch and Edgar Allan Poe Hold him underwater In loving memory Fuck 'em all Til the motherfucker drowns Of your demise Shut your mouth 'cause you're talking too much And I don't give a fuck anyway Give me death or give me head Fuck the world I'm not fucking around Everyone is so full of shit Well I don't want to be an imbecile But Jesus made me that way (fucking lies!) Scumbag with ambition I don't give a shit about the modern age Doing someone else's cocaine Well, California's burning to the ground Oh, you're so precious, you're a fucking delinquent Ha Ha you're dead Oh baby, baby, it's fuck time, billiejoeshappytrail: frostysarah: Tag yourself I am “I’m a worthless pessimist” This is the most relatable thing on this god damn hell site
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