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        feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!Β 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
β€œDefinitely hell,” he says to the dark room. β€œOne-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. β€œWhat?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. β€œOooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
β€œI’m hot,” Bucky says. β€œMy air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
β€œOh god.” Clint sounds horrified. β€œThat’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, β€œWell, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
β€œIt must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. β€œAnyway. What do you want?”
β€œI was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. β€œBut I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading
: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!Β 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
β€œDefinitely hell,” he says to the dark room. β€œOne-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. β€œWhat?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. β€œOooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
β€œI’m hot,” Bucky says. β€œMy air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
β€œOh god.” Clint sounds horrified. β€œThat’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, β€œWell, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
β€œIt must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. β€œAnyway. What do you want?”
β€œI was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. β€œBut I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading

        

            
            

                
                
                    feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!Β 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
β€œDefinitely hell,” he says to the dark room. β€œOne-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. β€œWhat?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. β€œOooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
β€œI’m hot,” Bucky says. β€œMy air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
β€œOh god.” Clint sounds horrified. β€œThat’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, β€œWell, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
β€œIt must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. β€œAnyway. What do you want?”
β€œI was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. β€œBut I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading
: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!!Β 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
β€œDefinitely hell,” he says to the dark room. β€œOne-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. β€œWhat?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. β€œOooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
β€œI’m hot,” Bucky says. β€œMy air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
β€œOh god.” Clint sounds horrified. β€œThat’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, β€œWell, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
β€œIt must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. β€œAnyway. What do you want?”
β€œI was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. β€œBut I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading

                    
                
            

            
                
                
feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        karadin:

undead-tealeaves:
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

simonsayssuckmytaint:

catholicorprotestant:

socialistexan:

wynterroseskye:

terrorfoster:

gogomrbrown:


Lovely.


What a punch


This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated. 
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, andΒ speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected. 
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them. 

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say.Β 



Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

Hate speech is not protected motherfuckers


Beautiful Punch. Wonderful and Flawless execution of the classical move β€œThe Nazi Puncher”10/10. Absolutely would watch again. @feniczoroark : karadin:

undead-tealeaves:
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

simonsayssuckmytaint:

catholicorprotestant:

socialistexan:

wynterroseskye:

terrorfoster:

gogomrbrown:


Lovely.


What a punch


This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated. 
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, andΒ speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected. 
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them. 

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say.Β 



Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

Hate speech is not protected motherfuckers


Beautiful Punch. Wonderful and Flawless execution of the classical move β€œThe Nazi Puncher”10/10. Absolutely would watch again. @feniczoroark 
        

            
            

                
                
                    karadin:

undead-tealeaves:
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

simonsayssuckmytaint:

catholicorprotestant:

socialistexan:

wynterroseskye:

terrorfoster:

gogomrbrown:


Lovely.


What a punch


This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated. 
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, andΒ speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected. 
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them. 

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say.Β 



Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

Hate speech is not protected motherfuckers


Beautiful Punch. Wonderful and Flawless execution of the classical move β€œThe Nazi Puncher”10/10. Absolutely would watch again. @feniczoroark : karadin:

undead-tealeaves:
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

simonsayssuckmytaint:

catholicorprotestant:

socialistexan:

wynterroseskye:

terrorfoster:

gogomrbrown:


Lovely.


What a punch


This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated. 
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, andΒ speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected. 
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them. 

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say.Β 



Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

Hate speech is not protected motherfuckers


Beautiful Punch. Wonderful and Flawless execution of the classical move β€œThe Nazi Puncher”10/10. Absolutely would watch again. @feniczoroark 
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

lexa-was-the-one:

loloftheday:

Thoughts?

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick. 



NEITHER THE KOOL AID MAN IS A THOUGHTFORM BORN OF THE CHILDREN AND THEIR DESIRE FOR AN AFFORDABLE FRUIT FLAVORED BEVERAGE HE HAS NO PHYSICAL SELF EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE MANIFESTS IN THIS REALITY BY LITERALLY BUSTING THROUGH PHYSICAL AND METAPHYSICAL BARRIERS


hi unfortunately for all of us the official kool aid twitter has seen this image! kool aid canon is that the whole situation is all kool aid man but his consciousness is in the jar! hope this helps!


YOUR IGNORANCE IS PATHETIC AND YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER 


: ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

lexa-was-the-one:

loloftheday:

Thoughts?

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick. 



NEITHER THE KOOL AID MAN IS A THOUGHTFORM BORN OF THE CHILDREN AND THEIR DESIRE FOR AN AFFORDABLE FRUIT FLAVORED BEVERAGE HE HAS NO PHYSICAL SELF EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE MANIFESTS IN THIS REALITY BY LITERALLY BUSTING THROUGH PHYSICAL AND METAPHYSICAL BARRIERS


hi unfortunately for all of us the official kool aid twitter has seen this image! kool aid canon is that the whole situation is all kool aid man but his consciousness is in the jar! hope this helps!


YOUR IGNORANCE IS PATHETIC AND YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER 



        

            
            

                
                
                    ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

lexa-was-the-one:

loloftheday:

Thoughts?

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick. 



NEITHER THE KOOL AID MAN IS A THOUGHTFORM BORN OF THE CHILDREN AND THEIR DESIRE FOR AN AFFORDABLE FRUIT FLAVORED BEVERAGE HE HAS NO PHYSICAL SELF EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE MANIFESTS IN THIS REALITY BY LITERALLY BUSTING THROUGH PHYSICAL AND METAPHYSICAL BARRIERS


hi unfortunately for all of us the official kool aid twitter has seen this image! kool aid canon is that the whole situation is all kool aid man but his consciousness is in the jar! hope this helps!


YOUR IGNORANCE IS PATHETIC AND YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER 


: ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

lexa-was-the-one:

loloftheday:

Thoughts?

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick. 



NEITHER THE KOOL AID MAN IS A THOUGHTFORM BORN OF THE CHILDREN AND THEIR DESIRE FOR AN AFFORDABLE FRUIT FLAVORED BEVERAGE HE HAS NO PHYSICAL SELF EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE MANIFESTS IN THIS REALITY BY LITERALLY BUSTING THROUGH PHYSICAL AND METAPHYSICAL BARRIERS


hi unfortunately for all of us the official kool aid twitter has seen this image! kool aid canon is that the whole situation is all kool aid man but his consciousness is in the jar! hope this helps!


YOUR IGNORANCE IS PATHETIC AND YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER 



                    
                
            

            
                
                
ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

ssalmonn:

normal-horoscopes:

lexa-was-the-one:

loloftheday:

Thoughts?

Are we flesh or blood? You buff...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        fierceawakening:
motherfickle:

rafawriter:

atomic-darth:

commandtower-solring-go:

pink-squirl:

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.Β Β 


It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm….
πŸ€”

Yep….

This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and haveΒ β€œtroubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.
It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

terry crews is a good man
: Shadow and Act
 @shadowandact
 SHADOW
 AND ACT
 #TerryCrews will not appear in
 Expendables 4' due to threat from
 movie producer buff.ly/2Kt4Q8k
 11:11 AM 28 Jun 18
fierceawakening:
motherfickle:

rafawriter:

atomic-darth:

commandtower-solring-go:

pink-squirl:

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.Β Β 


It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm….
πŸ€”

Yep….

This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and haveΒ β€œtroubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.
It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

terry crews is a good man

        

            
            

                
                
                    fierceawakening:
motherfickle:

rafawriter:

atomic-darth:

commandtower-solring-go:

pink-squirl:

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.Β Β 


It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm….
πŸ€”

Yep….

This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and haveΒ β€œtroubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.
It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

terry crews is a good man
: Shadow and Act
 @shadowandact
 SHADOW
 AND ACT
 #TerryCrews will not appear in
 Expendables 4' due to threat from
 movie producer buff.ly/2Kt4Q8k
 11:11 AM 28 Jun 18
fierceawakening:
motherfickle:

rafawriter:

atomic-darth:

commandtower-solring-go:

pink-squirl:

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.Β Β 


It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm….
πŸ€”

Yep….

This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and haveΒ β€œtroubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.
It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

terry crews is a good man

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        undead-tealeaves:
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

simonsayssuckmytaint:

catholicorprotestant:

socialistexan:

wynterroseskye:

terrorfoster:

gogomrbrown:


Lovely.


What a punch


This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated. 
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, andΒ speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected. 
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them. 

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say.Β 



Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.
: ooo Verizon LTE
 4:27 PM
 22 mins
 Just watched a Nazi get knocked the
 fuck out
undead-tealeaves:
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

simonsayssuckmytaint:

catholicorprotestant:

socialistexan:

wynterroseskye:

terrorfoster:

gogomrbrown:


Lovely.


What a punch


This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated. 
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, andΒ speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected. 
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them. 

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say.Β 



Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

        

            
            

                
                
                    undead-tealeaves:
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

simonsayssuckmytaint:

catholicorprotestant:

socialistexan:

wynterroseskye:

terrorfoster:

gogomrbrown:


Lovely.


What a punch


This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated. 
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, andΒ speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected. 
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them. 

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say.Β 



Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.
: ooo Verizon LTE
 4:27 PM
 22 mins
 Just watched a Nazi get knocked the
 fuck out
undead-tealeaves:
derpyslurpy-da-derp-master:

simonsayssuckmytaint:

catholicorprotestant:

socialistexan:

wynterroseskye:

terrorfoster:

gogomrbrown:


Lovely.


What a punch


This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated. 
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, andΒ speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected. 
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them. 

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say.Β 



Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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chadchanington:

liberscaryrynn:

notmusa:

how

Not all men can grow beards. In fact there are several οΏΌpeople groups for whom facial hair is extremely rare, take Native Americans for example. A better question is why he feels the need to wear a loincloth.οΏΌοΏΌοΏΌ

But he’s like British tho right? He could definitely grow a beard

Not every British guy can grow a beard? It’s a genetic and hormonal thing.

Lmao maybe not grow a beard but EVERY British guy can at least get splotchy, patchy hair growth. Plus, look at his Dad. He would at least get something going.

Yes but his father presumably had the normal diet of a wealthy Englishman. Tarzan lived off whatever was in the woods that the apes were eating. We have no idea how that diet would’ve affected his hormonal balances.οΏΌ: How
 THE
 Fuck
 ΠΎΡ€o
 HURK
 DOES TARZAN
 NOT MANE
 A Π’Π•ARD
 COUGH
 Π‘OKGH
 НАБК
chadchanington:

liberscaryrynn:

chadchanington:

liberscaryrynn:

notmusa:

how

Not all men can grow beards. In fact there are several οΏΌpeople groups for whom facial hair is extremely rare, take Native Americans for example. A better question is why he feels the need to wear a loincloth.οΏΌοΏΌοΏΌ

But he’s like British tho right? He could definitely grow a beard

Not every British guy can grow a beard? It’s a genetic and hormonal thing.

Lmao maybe not grow a beard but EVERY British guy can at least get splotchy, patchy hair growth. Plus, look at his Dad. He would at least get something going.

Yes but his father presumably had the normal diet of a wealthy Englishman. Tarzan lived off whatever was in the woods that the apes were eating. We have no idea how that diet would’ve affected his hormonal balances.οΏΌ
        

            
            

                
                
                    chadchanington:

liberscaryrynn:

chadchanington:

liberscaryrynn:

notmusa:

how

Not all men can grow beards. In fact there are several οΏΌpeople groups for whom facial hair is extremely rare, take Native Americans for example. A better question is why he feels the need to wear a loincloth.οΏΌοΏΌοΏΌ

But he’s like British tho right? He could definitely grow a beard

Not every British guy can grow a beard? It’s a genetic and hormonal thing.

Lmao maybe not grow a beard but EVERY British guy can at least get splotchy, patchy hair growth. Plus, look at his Dad. He would at least get something going.

Yes but his father presumably had the normal diet of a wealthy Englishman. Tarzan lived off whatever was in the woods that the apes were eating. We have no idea how that diet would’ve affected his hormonal balances.οΏΌ: How
 THE
 Fuck
 ΠΎΡ€o
 HURK
 DOES TARZAN
 NOT MANE
 A Π’Π•ARD
 COUGH
 Π‘OKGH
 НАБК
chadchanington:

liberscaryrynn:

chadchanington:

liberscaryrynn:

notmusa:

how

Not all men can grow beards. In fact there are several οΏΌpeople groups for whom facial hair is extremely rare, take Native Americans for example. A better question is why he feels the need to wear a loincloth.οΏΌοΏΌοΏΌ

But he’s like British tho right? He could definitely grow a beard

Not every British guy can grow a beard? It’s a genetic and hormonal thing.

Lmao maybe not grow a beard but EVERY British guy can at least get splotchy, patchy hair growth. Plus, look at his Dad. He would at least get something going.

Yes but his father presumably had the normal diet of a wealthy Englishman. Tarzan lived off whatever was in the woods that the apes were eating. We have no idea how that diet would’ve affected his hormonal balances.οΏΌ
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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godloveyell:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


And assuming that this DIY one is perfectly capable, if an acceptable one can be slapped together with parts found at the local Home Depot, maybe we need to ask why insurance corporations are charging so much for one in the first place. 
Once we no longer have to support a handful of parasitic billionaires, medical costs would drop greatly. 


Kill the Rich
: FOX
 FOX 5 DC
 5
 @fox5dc
 THIS IS AWESOME! Two-year-old
 Logan Moore needs a walker to get
 around but his family didn't know if
 insurance would cover for one, so his
 local Home Depot found parts to
 make it themselves.
 MORE:
 bit.ly/2YTichw
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 @AbbiSigns
 To be clear: a disabled child having to
 use a makeshift walker built out of
 cheap DIY materials instead of an
 appropriate walking aid designed and
 fitted by qualified medical
 professionals is not awesome. It's a
 travesty
 FOX
 @fox5dc May 28
 5 FOX 5 DΠ‘
 THIS IS AWESOME! Two-year-old Logan Moore needs
 a walker to get around but his family didn't know if
 insurance would cover for one, so his local Home
 Depot found parts to make it themselves.
 MORE: bit.ly/2YTichw
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 28.5K Likes
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ladydiscomfortlover:
godloveyell:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


And assuming that this DIY one is perfectly capable, if an acceptable one can be slapped together with parts found at the local Home Depot, maybe we need to ask why insurance corporations are charging so much for one in the first place. 
Once we no longer have to support a handful of parasitic billionaires, medical costs would drop greatly. 


Kill the Rich

        

            
            

                
                
                    ladydiscomfortlover:
godloveyell:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


And assuming that this DIY one is perfectly capable, if an acceptable one can be slapped together with parts found at the local Home Depot, maybe we need to ask why insurance corporations are charging so much for one in the first place. 
Once we no longer have to support a handful of parasitic billionaires, medical costs would drop greatly. 


Kill the Rich
: FOX
 FOX 5 DC
 5
 @fox5dc
 THIS IS AWESOME! Two-year-old
 Logan Moore needs a walker to get
 around but his family didn't know if
 insurance would cover for one, so his
 local Home Depot found parts to
 make it themselves.
 MORE:
 bit.ly/2YTichw
 10:33 AM May 28, 2019 from Washington, DC Twitter
 Web Client
 15.6K Likes
 2.6K Retweets

 Abbi Brown
 @AbbiSigns
 To be clear: a disabled child having to
 use a makeshift walker built out of
 cheap DIY materials instead of an
 appropriate walking aid designed and
 fitted by qualified medical
 professionals is not awesome. It's a
 travesty
 FOX
 @fox5dc May 28
 5 FOX 5 DΠ‘
 THIS IS AWESOME! Two-year-old Logan Moore needs
 a walker to get around but his family didn't know if
 insurance would cover for one, so his local Home
 Depot found parts to make it themselves.
 MORE: bit.ly/2YTichw
 8:49 AM May 29, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
 28.5K Likes
 8.5K Retweets
ladydiscomfortlover:
godloveyell:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


And assuming that this DIY one is perfectly capable, if an acceptable one can be slapped together with parts found at the local Home Depot, maybe we need to ask why insurance corporations are charging so much for one in the first place. 
Once we no longer have to support a handful of parasitic billionaires, medical costs would drop greatly. 


Kill the Rich

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like β€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said β€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. β€œHe can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make β€˜girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, β€œOh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s aΒ boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceβ€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, β€œOh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, β€œOh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, β€œIt’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop.Β When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or β€œgirly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out β€˜you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and β€œboy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said β€œOf course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified β€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”.Β He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the β€œmothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to β€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do β€œgirl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is β€œI’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said β€œprincess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be β€œyou know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.: er
 er
 KINDER SURPRISE
 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1
 1.17
 KS GIRLS
 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL
 1.17
bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like β€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said β€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. β€œHe can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make β€˜girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, β€œOh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s aΒ boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceβ€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, β€œOh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, β€œOh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, β€œIt’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop.Β When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or β€œgirly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out β€˜you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and β€œboy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said β€œOf course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified β€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”.Β He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the β€œmothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to β€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do β€œgirl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is β€œI’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said β€œprincess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be β€œyou know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
        

            
            

                
                
                    bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like β€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said β€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. β€œHe can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make β€˜girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, β€œOh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s aΒ boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceβ€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, β€œOh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, β€œOh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, β€œIt’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop.Β When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or β€œgirly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out β€˜you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and β€œboy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said β€œOf course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified β€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”.Β He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the β€œmothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to β€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do β€œgirl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is β€œI’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said β€œprincess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be β€œyou know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.: er
 er
 KINDER SURPRISE
 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1
 1.17
 KS GIRLS
 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL
 1.17
bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says β€œOne of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like β€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said β€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. β€œHe can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make β€˜girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, β€œOh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s aΒ boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceβ€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, β€œOh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, β€œOh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, β€œIt’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop.Β When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or β€œgirly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out β€˜you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and β€œboy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said β€œOf course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified β€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”.Β He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the β€œmothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to β€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do β€œgirl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is β€œI’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said β€œprincess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be β€œyou know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        godloveyell:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


And assuming that this DIY one is perfectly capable, if an acceptable one can be slapped together with parts found at the local Home Depot, maybe we need to ask why insurance corporations are charging so much for one in the first place. 
Once we no longer have to support a handful of parasitic billionaires, medical costs would drop greatly. 
: FOX
 FOX 5 DC
 5
 @fox5dc
 THIS IS AWESOME! Two-year-old
 Logan Moore needs a walker to get
 around but his family didn't know if
 insurance would cover for one, so his
 local Home Depot found parts to
 make it themselves.
 MORE:
 bit.ly/2YTichw
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 Abbi Brown
 @AbbiSigns
 To be clear: a disabled child having to
 use a makeshift walker built out of
 cheap DIY materials instead of an
 appropriate walking aid designed and
 fitted by qualified medical
 professionals is not awesome. It's a
 travesty
 FOX
 @fox5dc May 28
 5 FOX 5 DΠ‘
 THIS IS AWESOME! Two-year-old Logan Moore needs
 a walker to get around but his family didn't know if
 insurance would cover for one, so his local Home
 Depot found parts to make it themselves.
 MORE: bit.ly/2YTichw
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godloveyell:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


And assuming that this DIY one is perfectly capable, if an acceptable one can be slapped together with parts found at the local Home Depot, maybe we need to ask why insurance corporations are charging so much for one in the first place. 
Once we no longer have to support a handful of parasitic billionaires, medical costs would drop greatly. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    godloveyell:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


And assuming that this DIY one is perfectly capable, if an acceptable one can be slapped together with parts found at the local Home Depot, maybe we need to ask why insurance corporations are charging so much for one in the first place. 
Once we no longer have to support a handful of parasitic billionaires, medical costs would drop greatly. 
: FOX
 FOX 5 DC
 5
 @fox5dc
 THIS IS AWESOME! Two-year-old
 Logan Moore needs a walker to get
 around but his family didn't know if
 insurance would cover for one, so his
 local Home Depot found parts to
 make it themselves.
 MORE:
 bit.ly/2YTichw
 10:33 AM May 28, 2019 from Washington, DC Twitter
 Web Client
 15.6K Likes
 2.6K Retweets

 Abbi Brown
 @AbbiSigns
 To be clear: a disabled child having to
 use a makeshift walker built out of
 cheap DIY materials instead of an
 appropriate walking aid designed and
 fitted by qualified medical
 professionals is not awesome. It's a
 travesty
 FOX
 @fox5dc May 28
 5 FOX 5 DΠ‘
 THIS IS AWESOME! Two-year-old Logan Moore needs
 a walker to get around but his family didn't know if
 insurance would cover for one, so his local Home
 Depot found parts to make it themselves.
 MORE: bit.ly/2YTichw
 8:49 AM May 29, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
 28.5K Likes
 8.5K Retweets
godloveyell:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


And assuming that this DIY one is perfectly capable, if an acceptable one can be slapped together with parts found at the local Home Depot, maybe we need to ask why insurance corporations are charging so much for one in the first place. 
Once we no longer have to support a handful of parasitic billionaires, medical costs would drop greatly. 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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thatpettyblackgirl:

Any government or system that wouldn’t give this poor kid a walker for free should be overthrown


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        awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
 into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
 escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
 snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
 action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
 a gigantic king a""hole
 Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
 away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
 could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
 me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
 terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
 Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not Γ€ke Frank was
 gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
 about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
 f'k down Jesus Frank
 Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
 getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
 is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
 Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
 like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
 point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
 asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
 WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
 Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
 ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
 Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
 easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
 Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
 dickweed
 Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
 town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
 care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
 YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
 THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle
        

            
            

                
                
                    awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
 into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
 escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
 snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
 action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
 a gigantic king a""hole
 Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
 away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
 could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
 me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
 terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
 Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not Γ€ke Frank was
 gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
 about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
 f'k down Jesus Frank
 Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
 getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
 is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
 Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
 like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
 point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
 asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
 WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
 Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
 ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
 Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
 easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
 Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
 dickweed
 Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
 town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
 care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
 YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
 THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
 into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
 escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
 snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
 action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
 a gigantic king a""hole
 Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
 away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
 could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
 me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
 terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
 Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not Γ€ke Frank was
 gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
 about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
 f'k down Jesus Frank
 Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
 getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
 is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
 Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
 like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
 point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
 asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
 WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
 Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
 ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
 Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
 easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
 Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
 dickweed
 Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
 town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
 care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
 YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
 THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle
        

            
            

                
                
                    awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
 into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
 escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
 snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
 action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
 a gigantic king a""hole
 Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
 away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
 could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
 me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
 terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
 Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not Γ€ke Frank was
 gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
 about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
 f'k down Jesus Frank
 Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
 getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
 is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
 Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
 like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
 point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
 asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
 WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
 Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
 ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
 Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
 easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
 Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
 dickweed
 Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
 town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
 care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
 YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
 THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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