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Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: PS Products A 10 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster ea List Price: $69.99 Price: $62.54 Victory! By tdoog- May 5, 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon. some I cooly asked "Remember me?" One of them looked up and said, "Have you com back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri scouts ran away screaming. As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym. As the others began to circle around me,I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach. I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful worth the read
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Amazon, Bad, and Be Like: krista (030) y@cherryblushed i used to read 3-4 full sized novels in middle school. now i see anything longer than a paragraph and bounce. i'll miss u brain cells, can't believe u peaked at age 12 15/9/18, 1:04 pm 68 Retweets 238 Likes takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights: dewdrop156: memecage: It do be like that. I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my sister recently and I was talking about how one of the reasons I don’t read as much as I used to is because I don’t have the same resources I did when I was a 4th grader. When I was a kid, I could sit and read all I wanted, all I had to to was exist and go where people took me. I didn’t have to feed myself or pay bills or keep track of things, which of course now I have to deal with all of those things so I can’t read as much and tend to read pretty easy to read books. My sister brought up the really good point that, of course I want to read easy books, I’m a young adult, in a very tumultuous phase of life, constantly being thrown new information, my brain doesnt want a classical novel, my brain wants something readable and immersive. tl;dr don’t feel bad for not reading as much as you used to, it’s okay. Read what you can when you can and don’t stress about the rest But nowadays, there are so many more resources for reading that you can gain access to. Even though you’re busy and stressed out my life, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t continue to strive to read whenever possible. I’ve compiled this basic list of super accessible ways to read in the modern age.1. LibbyLibby is a library app, and it free to use. If you have a library card (which you can either pick up at a branch or online, depending on where you live), you put in your information, and you have access to your library’s ebooks and audiobooks. Generally, you can check ebooks out for two to three weeks, and it gives you the option to renew (if someone isn’t waiting in line for that book) or return early. It’s super user- friendly. If you want to scam the system a little bit, a lot of libraries give you 30 to 60 days after making a card online to come in and actually get a physical card and show your ID. If you are looking for a specific book that your library may not have, make library cards at other locations with fake addresses and check out their supply. I personally have about eight library cards, so I always can find what I’m looking for unless it’s super rare. 2. KindleWhile you can buy the actual Amazon e-reader, you can also just use the free app. There are a bunch of ebooks you can read for free, or for a low price. If you have Kindle Unlimited ($10/month), you can borrow up to ten KU books at a time for as long as you want. A lot of authors have KU books, so it’s a good way to go. 3. NookBarnes and Noble’s Nook is similar to the Kindle—comes in a physical e-reader, but is also usable as a free app. I will say I find that their selection generally costs more than Amazon’s selection, but it’s an option if you prefer to stay away from Amazon products. One thing they do sometime around the end of the year is send you out a refund check for all the books that you purchased through them that were at a higher market price then they would’ve been elsewhere. I’ve gotten like three of these, so I figure it’s a regular thing. 4. AudibleFor people who are sight-impaired or have difficulty sitting down and reading a book, audiobooks are SO the way to go. When you sign up, you can receive up to two free audiobooks, and whatever plan you decide to go with gives you two free audiobooks a month (from a specific selection) in addition to your credits! If you have Kindle ebooks, there is sometimes an option to purchase the accompanying Audible audiobook for a super discounted rate. If you don’t like an audiobook, you can call in to return it at any time. I have something like forty or fifty audiobooks from them, and I’ve exchanged another twenty. These options are all in addition to physical books from your local library, and discount bookstores. The nice thing about ebooks is that generally they have the option to highlight and bookmark pages, change the font size and type, and even change the color of the page if you prefer.I always thought audiobooks were for old people until a few years ago when I was commuting about three hours a day for work. I wasn’t reading nearly as much, and as an avid reader, that distressed me greatly.Finally, I looked into audiobooks and it was a huge life changer. Instead of wasting three hours a day in traffic, I was reading for three hours a day that I would’ve otherwise not been able to. Not only does it make a trip go faster, but it makes it much more enjoyable.And even if you don’t want it for the commute or for the gym, audiobooks are a really good option for people who have vision problems. I have migraines when I stare at screens too much, so I pop on an audiobook and just crochet or do the dishes. I have a friend who has very bad eyesight, and he has not been able to read in something close to a year. I set him up with a library card and a Libby account, and all of a sudden, he was able to catch up on all the books he had been wanting to read!I’m just saying, I promote reading because no matter what you read, you’re learning something. Even though life is stressful and crazy and distracting, there are still ways you can find to sit down and curl up with a good book. “My brother has his sword, I have my books. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” -Tyrion Lannister

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Bodies , Chipotle, and Dank: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt by HomeAlarmsAnd PersonalSecuritySystems (1 customer review) |Like (34) Price:$48.50 In Stock. Ships from and sold by Body-n-Home. Only 1 left in stock--order soon. 1 used from $60.00 15 new from $36.51 See larger image Amazing!, May 14, 2012 By notactuallysteve See all my reviews This review is from: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon I cooly asked "Remember me?". One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B*** " The five girl scouts ran away screaming As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... FLOOO0ORRR!!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stu with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. un and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them Still only 4/5 stars? by Olivertwist2016 FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
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Community, Disappointed, and God: dirty_corner 779 likes dirty_corner Up yours africanaquarian: mythiquebitch: squidwardchat: hotgaydumbledore: theundercovercanadian: hisunlikelyvalentine: ofmanynames: veryfemmeandantifascist: frankenfemme: brotherwife: eroscestlavie: THIS IS ANISH KAPOOR’S INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING AT HOW PETTY THIS IS God Who’s the narc that gave him the pink I’m screaming But the statement is the best: Kapoor or one of his agents has, it’s worth noting, violated the terms of service put forth on Semple’s website, and Semple isn’t happy. He expressed his deep concern over the situation in an email to artnet News: We are all extremely disappointed to see that Anish Kapoor has illegally acquired the world’s pinkest pink. He’s walked into this paint war with a gesture that cannot be misconstrued. He’s given the art community a bright pink middle finger. He is still very much at large. Not only has he refused to share the black, he’s now stolen our pink. Rest assured, we will get to the bottom of who has purchased this on Anish Kapoor’s behalf and broken their contractual agreement with culturehustle.com, and we will instruct our lawyers to take appropriate action against such breaches. We are pleased to note that he has not managed to get his hands on the World’s Glitteriest Glitter—yet—and we urge purchasers not to share the product with Kapoor or his associates. I don’t get it? Basically this guy, Anish Kapoor, had made a deal with NanoSystem, the people producing Vantablack, or the blackest black paint pigment in the world, so that he would have exclusive rights to use it for art purposes. This naturally upset a great number of people in the art world, to say the least, as many other people were excited to experiment with using the Vantablack pigment in their art. Therefore, as an act of retaliation, artist Stuart Semple released PINK, the world’s pink pigment under the stipulation that anyone in the world could buy it, except for Anish Kapoor. At the time of purchase, the purchaser has to agree to a legal statement saying that they are not Anish Kapoor and will not willing or knowingly give the pigment to Anish Kapoor.  By this image, it indicates that someone violated that agreement and provided the pigment to Kapoor. Thus why Semple is pursing legal action. I hope this helps clear some things up. stuart semple got his hands on the black @africanaquarian update on the art hoe drama OH MY  G OD
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Tumblr, Ugly, and Bears: When my brother was born in 1985, my mother purchased two identical teddy bears. The one on the left has been my brother's for 30 years, the one on the right has been kept in storage for my brother's first child who was born today... noitsbecks: breanieswordvomit: foulmouthedliberty: srsfunny: Two Teddy Bears, Many Years Later “Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.’‘Does it hurt?’ asked the Rabbit. ‘Sometimes,’ said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. ‘When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.’ ‘Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,’ he asked, ‘or bit by bit?’ ‘It doesn’t happen all at once,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”― Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit ugly sobbing  @upon-your-eyes

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Apparently, Apple, and Ariel: Sir Arnold Robinson Follow @uk_expat #Samsung's nightmare scenario is happening, and it couldn't occur at a worse time read.bi/2ca8OzR 8:40 AM -2 Sep 2016 Ariel Gonzalez/YouTube ENGLISH MAGAZINE Follow @english_iq Samsung recalls Galaxy Note 7 globally after battery fault causes phones to explode en.ir-q.com/EN-33640 8:18 AM-2 Sep 2016 Xtian Dela Follow @xtiandela NEWS: Samsung officially recalls the Galaxy Note 7 worldwide after finding battery explosion problem 5:16 AM-2 Sep 2016 jenniferrpovey: dr-archeville: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mutantlexi: blackphoenix1977: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: the-future-now: Samsung is recalling the Galaxy Note 7 because they’re literally blowing up Today, Samsung confirmed in a statement that there was an issue with the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 batteries. Samsung has now “stopped sales” of the device and will replace purchased phones “with a new one over the coming weeks.” The timing of this couldn’t have been worse. follow @the-future-now O.O WHAT THE HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL If any of my friends owns a Galaxy Note 7, signal boosting this to warn you all of this horrifying problem with them O.O Great, as if I wasn’t paranoid enough already O_o I wonder if this has to do with Samsung’s incessant need to rush development on their phones to beat Apple to market. “Samsung tries to beat Apple, all goes pear-shaped” Is the headline this story is crying out for Yikes! Yeah. Apparently some of them have caught fire while charging. If you have one, don’t use it and talk to Samsung. Unless you’re in China as apparently they use a different battery supplier there - it’s the battery, not the phone. Everyone affected will get a new phone.
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Apple, Ass, and Candy: Exit Salida onlymychoyce: thehighpriestofreverseracism: tashabilities: colachampagnedad: thighetician: scootsenshi: thetallblacknerd: scootsenshi: imsoshive: prettyboyshyflizzy: ROWLAND HEIGHTS (CBSLA.com) — An altercation between a woman, man, and a girl selling candy outside a Rowland Heights Target has gone viral, racking up more than five million views and nearly 70,000 shares. “I showed it to friends and family, not intending it to go viral at all and I guess people just started sharing it and sharing it,” said Andy Lizarraga, who posted the cellphone video on her Facebook last week. She did so after walking out of the store and witnessing a woman she says was harassing a teenage girl for selling candy for $1. “She comes up to the little kid and is like, ‘Where is your license? Have you asked permission to be here?’ And then the kid is like, ‘No, I’m just selling candy. I’m trying to make some money,’ ” Lizarraga said.“She continued to yell at her and scream at her and tell her if she didn’t have a permit, that she was going to go to jail, that Sheriff’s were on their way,” said Jay Lopez, who walked up behind her. Lopez said that when he walked up the girl was in tears. “When I walked up, she was crying hysterically,” he said. He decided to stop the back-and-forth by offering to buy the entire lot of candy. He ultimately purchased $80 worth of candy and handed them out to fellow shoppers passing by. “Mind your own business. Take care of yourself and your family and everything will come together for you,” he said. With millions of hits, Lizarraga’s inbox has been flooded. She has heard from the woman’s daughter, asking her to take the video down, but she hasn’t heard from the little girl. It’s unclear what the girl was selling the candy for. Lopez said her older brother was also selling outside the store. She was sooo mad when he said he was gonna buy all of it lmaooo Blanche woulda got a smooth RKO if that was me. Annoying ass old ppl. What a good man. These apple care mom’s I swear Apple Care Grandma My grandmother would have beaten the shit out of that Old lady. i swear white people really step out the house with the objective to ruin someone’s day for no reason at all ^^^^^^^^^^ Hope she busts her hips fucking crypt cracker This dead pissed me tf off
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Charlie, Family, and Gif: did you know? Lambert the lion is just like Linus from Charlie Brown: he always needs a blanket. It all started when he was illegally purchased by a family that let him sleep in their beds. By the time he was rescued, he couldn't survive the wild so his caretaker gave him a blanky, he curled right up and went to sleep, and he's been cuddling them ever since. PHOTO: IN-SYNC EXOTICS/KARIN SAUCEDO DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM did-you-kno: Lambert the lion is just like Linus from Charlie Brown: he always needs a blanket. Lambert had to be relocated from his ‘home’ after the man who purchased him realized he couldn’t properly care for him. He had acquired Lambert after taking his 2-year-old and 3-year-old kids to see the Lion King. They told him they wanted a Simba, so he went out and bought them one. Illegally. After 3 months, they decided to give him away, and he was eventually taken to the In-Sync Exotics rescue. When he arrived at his new enclosure, Lambert started pacing around, showing signs of anxiety. “We had heard from the previous owners that he slept in the bed with the grandfather.” “I started thinking, ‘Okay, he’s used to being in a house, he’s used to sleeping in the bed with grandpa.’ So I got him a blanket, went into the enclosure and put the blanket in one of the corners.  “He curled up on that blanket and he went right to sleep. Ever since then, I always give him a blanket.” And he always loooooves it. HT/ The Dodo   Photos via In-Sync Exotics

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Amazon, Cookies, and Google: TIPS AND TRICKS EVERY ONLINE SHOPPER SHOULD KNOW With the trend of online shopping showing no signs of slowing down, it's time to get the most out of your cyber basket. Become an online winner today and get the best deals the web has to offer. THE ONLINE DEMAND We all know shopping online is popular, but how popular? 47.3% of global internet users will have purchased products online by 2018 21% of global consumers shop online weekly £60.25bn UK's forecasted online sales in 2016 $185.44bn Europe's forecasted total TIPS FOR VIRTUAL SHOPPERS It's easy shopping online, but getting the best deals is a skill worth learning 25% OFF DISCOUNTS Hunt for discount codes Most online retailers offer you the chance to enter a voucher, discount or promotional code on the check out page. Don t have one! Google it. Free Super Saver w.gcogle.co.u amazon voucher code Student Discountat Al Sopping magee resuts Open the first 5 results Hunt for a valid code Search retailer name discount code Stack discounts Certain retailers allow discount codes to stack. If you're lucky enough to find multiple codes, apply them strategically Price Qty Subtotal Price Qty Subtotal E12 10 E120.00 E12 10 -25% -10% E120.00 £90.00 £81.00 -25% £90.00 DISCOUNT CODES XRTR25 DISCOUNT CODES GBTV10 Apply the highest percentage discount first (receiving maximum discount off the total price) Followed by the next highest percentage or ixed money off code Get cash back after price drops Notice something you've recently bought has dropped in price? Get in touch with customer service. CONTACT US NEED HELP? CHECK O OR YOU CAN CONTACT Politely contact customer service Have your order details to hand Tell them you've noticed a price drop for an item you've recently purchased TRICKS Avoid dynamic pricing traps ices depending Onine retailers are able to offer different pri on your purchasing habits by tracking your internet surfing our Watchist Your Video Lbrary our Rantal List Your Games and Sotware Libr Your Apps & Devices Hisbory Erase your browser's cookies Log out of your accounts Search using a private or incognito' tab Leave items in your cart Adding an item to your cart without buying it may cause the retailer to draw you back with a discount. Login to account Add item to basket then close the webpage Skip minimum spends Purchasing a few small items but don't qualify for a discount or free shipping? Time to pre-order Add to Baeshat Pay with Card andarinp far thi Add wanted items to basket Add pre-order for a Once vou have received our items cancel videogame or movie to bump up total your pre-order (pre-orders aren't paid for until they ship) Always check the return policy before ordering Check return methods available Check who pays for return postage Check how long you have to return an item From simple need-to-know basics to money saving apps - there are tons of ways to save money online Become a savvy digital user today add get the most out of your online shopping SOURCES Get Safe Online. (2015). Shopping. getsafeonline.org Lee, D. J. (2014). 10 sneaky online shopping tricks for scoring major discounts. forbes.com Moth, D. (2015). UK online retail sales to reach £52.25bn in 2015: report. econsultancy.com Pinola, M. (2014). Top 10 tricks for shopping at Amazon. lifehacker.com Reader's Digest. (2015). Online shopping tricks to save you money. rd.com Statista. (2015). Digital buyer penetration worldwide from 2011 to 2018. statista.com Statista. (2015). How often do you buy products online? statista.com Which? (2015). I want to return something bought online. which.co.uk collect+ This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International License parcels made easy BY SA www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0 lifepro-tips: Tips and tricks every online shopper should know

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Amazon, Cookies, and Google: TIPS AND TRICKS EVERY ONLINE SHOPPER SHOULD KNOW With the trend of online shopping showing no signs of slowing down, it's time to get the most out of your cyber basket. Become an online winner today and get the best deals the web has to offer. THE ONLINE DEMAND We all know shopping online is popular, but how popular? 47.3% of global internet users will have purchased products online by 2018 21% of global consumers shop online weekly £60.25bn UK's forecasted online sales in 2016 $185.44bn Europe's forecasted total TIPS FOR VIRTUAL SHOPPERS It's easy shopping online, but getting the best deals is a skill worth learning 25% OFF DISCOUNTS Hunt for discount codes Most online retailers offer you the chance to enter a voucher, discount or promotional code on the check out page. Don t have one! Google it. Free Super Saver w.gcogle.co.u amazon voucher code Student Discountat Al Sopping magee resuts Open the first 5 results Hunt for a valid code Search retailer name discount code Stack discounts Certain retailers allow discount codes to stack. If you're lucky enough to find multiple codes, apply them strategically Price Qty Subtotal Price Qty Subtotal E12 10 E120.00 E12 10 -25% -10% E120.00 £90.00 £81.00 -25% £90.00 DISCOUNT CODES XRTR25 DISCOUNT CODES GBTV10 Apply the highest percentage discount first (receiving maximum discount off the total price) Followed by the next highest percentage or ixed money off code Get cash back after price drops Notice something you've recently bought has dropped in price? Get in touch with customer service. CONTACT US NEED HELP? CHECK O OR YOU CAN CONTACT Politely contact customer service Have your order details to hand Tell them you've noticed a price drop for an item you've recently purchased TRICKS Avoid dynamic pricing traps ices depending Onine retailers are able to offer different pri on your purchasing habits by tracking your internet surfing our Watchist Your Video Lbrary our Rantal List Your Games and Sotware Libr Your Apps & Devices Hisbory Erase your browser's cookies Log out of your accounts Search using a private or incognito' tab Leave items in your cart Adding an item to your cart without buying it may cause the retailer to draw you back with a discount. Login to account Add item to basket then close the webpage Skip minimum spends Purchasing a few small items but don't qualify for a discount or free shipping? Time to pre-order Add to Baeshat Pay with Card andarinp far thi Add wanted items to basket Add pre-order for a Once vou have received our items cancel videogame or movie to bump up total your pre-order (pre-orders aren't paid for until they ship) Always check the return policy before ordering Check return methods available Check who pays for return postage Check how long you have to return an item From simple need-to-know basics to money saving apps - there are tons of ways to save money online Become a savvy digital user today add get the most out of your online shopping SOURCES Get Safe Online. (2015). Shopping. getsafeonline.org Lee, D. J. (2014). 10 sneaky online shopping tricks for scoring major discounts. forbes.com Moth, D. (2015). UK online retail sales to reach £52.25bn in 2015: report. econsultancy.com Pinola, M. (2014). Top 10 tricks for shopping at Amazon. lifehacker.com Reader's Digest. (2015). Online shopping tricks to save you money. rd.com Statista. (2015). Digital buyer penetration worldwide from 2011 to 2018. statista.com Statista. (2015). How often do you buy products online? statista.com Which? (2015). I want to return something bought online. which.co.uk collect+ This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International License parcels made easy BY SA www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0 lifepro-tips: Tips and tricks every online shopper should know

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