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        Brains, Chill, and College: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of "what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like world! Let's get exploring before we get out
 competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just. there...counting
 seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 arafaelkestra
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome' fiction
 megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it." For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
 crazy-pages
 Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?"
 Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range.
 I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Alen:
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bit nippy"
 Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.
 And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to bolling?
 Alien:
 Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.
 Alien:
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy."
 val-tashoth
 "You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active
 volcanism?
 "Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives.
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction.
 "What, the molten rock?"
 "Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The
 best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the
 supervolcano-
 "You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 "Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them."
 wuestenratte
 Sounds like the "Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand-author
 "And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chill?"
 "Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.
 "Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually..
 *.what?
 we kinda.. sent..
 people.
 what?"
 we sent-
 "no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one
 hundred degrees below freezing?
 "y-yeah
 "and they didn't... die?"
 "Well the first few did
 "PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE???!?1?1?
 burntcopper
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements.
 'Yep. Pompei is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava,
 peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling
 pumice.
 'ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again.
 .well.."
 Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible
 about those.
 Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them
 better
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                    Brains, Chill, and College: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of "what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like world! Let's get exploring before we get out
 competed! And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just. there...counting
 seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 arafaelkestra
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome' fiction
 megapost: "you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it." For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
 crazy-pages
 Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?"
 Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range.
 I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Alen:
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bit nippy"
 Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.
 And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to bolling?
 Alien:
 Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.
 Alien:
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy."
 val-tashoth
 "You're telling me that you have... settlements. On islands with active
 volcanism?
 "Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawall how to live their lives.
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction.
 "What, the molten rock?"
 "Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The
 best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the
 supervolcano-
 "You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 "Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them."
 wuestenratte
 Sounds like the "Damned" trilogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand-author
 "And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chill?"
 "Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.
 "Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually..
 *.what?
 we kinda.. sent..
 people.
 what?"
 we sent-
 "no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent... HUMANS... to a place one
 hundred degrees below freezing?
 "y-yeah
 "and they didn't... die?"
 "Well the first few did
 "PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE???!?1?1?
 burntcopper
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements.
 'Yep. Pompei is legendary. Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava,
 peoples' brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling
 pumice.
 'ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again.
 .well.."
 Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensible
 about those.
 Oh yeah. After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them
 better
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        Bad, Baked, and Complex: Doy nine
 Microwaved Water
 Purified Water
 Mroaved Water Ony
 Parifid
 chikaderp
 wildunicomherd
 thinksquad
 Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex. In it sher
 took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan
 on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling
 she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in
 the growth between the nomal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was
 thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it
 turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was
 repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result
 It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the
 radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corupts the DNA in the food so the body
 can not recognize it
 Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the
 microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move
 faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of
 the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new
 stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature
 So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast
 Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these 'Safe' appliances. What about the
 nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him
 when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of
 living plants dying
 NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES
 SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU'VE HEARD
 OF DOUBLE BLIND, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE
 the structure or energy of the water
 what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three
 fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice
 the problem with nmicrowaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about
 Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation
 THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM
 CHEAT SHEET!
 GAMMA KRAYS
 RAYS
 v
 FROM THE THE PHONES
 MICE
 OV
 WIF
 WAVE
 IGHT
 RAYS
 RADIO
 SEL
 RAO
 NUCLEAR)
 GNOS
 দ
 CAN
 SEE
 CANCER:
 NOT CANCER
 IFvbu GET TO0 MUOH OF IT
 WHIC OU PROBASUV WON T
 BUT WEAR SUNSCEEN
 NOT EVEN FRM THE CSC
 Microwaves ! nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.
 it's how it comupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it
 do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the
 middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells
 Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it
 cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt
 (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens
 when you fry an egg which is basically a big glob of protein--the strands break apart and it
 looks like tiny white strings. Very cool)
 Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster
 just.. .that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you're heating something over a flame
 or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water
 molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which
 is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that's like the lowest
 setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher
 temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way
 This movenent causes friction
 That's not what friction is
 It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called
 radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
 Let's take these one at a time
 Vitamins are dassified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will
 dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, so
 microwaving veggies-which keeps the water in-is actually a healthier option
 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking
 However, denatured protein is still nutritious-that's why you can meet your protein intake
 with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken
 Minerals are just chemical elements,, like off the periodic table-sodium, iron, potassium.
 (Vitamins and protelins are very complex combinations of elements.)
 Which brings me to the radiolytic compound buillshit. When you talk about breaking apart
 say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot
 different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like
 gamma rays-the O00H SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do
 not come from your microwave.
 things that are not found in nature
 What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right?
 In rocks and also in living cells. That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE
 YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by
 how much of it is left
 Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you And tons of shit that never existed
 until we cooked it up is great for you--like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications
 PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED
 SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH
 VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE
 ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL
 WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET
 LERN 2 SCIENCE Think before you reblog And microwave your veggies
 This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing
 Science achieved
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                    Bad, Baked, and Complex: Doy nine
 Microwaved Water
 Purified Water
 Mroaved Water Ony
 Parifid
 chikaderp
 wildunicomherd
 thinksquad
 Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex. In it sher
 took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan
 on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling
 she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in
 the growth between the nomal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was
 thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it
 turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was
 repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result
 It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the
 radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corupts the DNA in the food so the body
 can not recognize it
 Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the
 microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move
 faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of
 the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new
 stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature
 So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast
 Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these 'Safe' appliances. What about the
 nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him
 when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of
 living plants dying
 NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES
 SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU'VE HEARD
 OF DOUBLE BLIND, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE
 the structure or energy of the water
 what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three
 fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice
 the problem with nmicrowaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about
 Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation
 THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM
 CHEAT SHEET!
 GAMMA KRAYS
 RAYS
 v
 FROM THE THE PHONES
 MICE
 OV
 WIF
 WAVE
 IGHT
 RAYS
 RADIO
 SEL
 RAO
 NUCLEAR)
 GNOS
 দ
 CAN
 SEE
 CANCER:
 NOT CANCER
 IFvbu GET TO0 MUOH OF IT
 WHIC OU PROBASUV WON T
 BUT WEAR SUNSCEEN
 NOT EVEN FRM THE CSC
 Microwaves ! nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.
 it's how it comupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it
 do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the
 middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells
 Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it
 cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt
 (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens
 when you fry an egg which is basically a big glob of protein--the strands break apart and it
 looks like tiny white strings. Very cool)
 Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster
 just.. .that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you're heating something over a flame
 or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water
 molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which
 is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that's like the lowest
 setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher
 temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way
 This movenent causes friction
 That's not what friction is
 It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called
 radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
 Let's take these one at a time
 Vitamins are dassified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will
 dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, so
 microwaving veggies-which keeps the water in-is actually a healthier option
 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking
 However, denatured protein is still nutritious-that's why you can meet your protein intake
 with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken
 Minerals are just chemical elements,, like off the periodic table-sodium, iron, potassium.
 (Vitamins and protelins are very complex combinations of elements.)
 Which brings me to the radiolytic compound buillshit. When you talk about breaking apart
 say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot
 different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like
 gamma rays-the O00H SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do
 not come from your microwave.
 things that are not found in nature
 What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right?
 In rocks and also in living cells. That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE
 YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by
 how much of it is left
 Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you And tons of shit that never existed
 until we cooked it up is great for you--like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications
 PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED
 SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH
 VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE
 ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL
 WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET
 LERN 2 SCIENCE Think before you reblog And microwave your veggies
 This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing
 Science achieved
The Real Science Side of Tumblr
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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